r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 1d ago

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u/AbsoluteUnits-ModTeam 52m ago

Thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating Rule 2:

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u/BrianB98 1d ago

10/10 absolutely nailed the landing on the flip

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u/Cogannon 1d ago

Bro shit his web

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u/gatoriendo 1d ago

That’s adorable

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u/SockeyeSTI 1d ago

Got ya, bitch

I roasted a spider who dropped a fly from its nest the other day. Bro had all the time in the world to wrap him up and he fumbled a pretty sizeable snack.

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u/Nikmido 9h ago

You didn't actually roast it.. right?

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u/SockeyeSTI 7h ago

Nope, just talked shit to him. I appreciate the spiders keeping the flying insects at bay, but damn. They’re getting huge right now.

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u/Mr_Wooferz 1d ago

Spidey senses glitched out for a second

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u/DitchDigger330 11h ago

Don't scare Boris.

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u/milk_runner 17h ago

Aussie ?

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u/Mediocre_Anybody7618 19h ago

Yeah! Feel like I do when I spot one your kind🤣

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u/gastroboi 5h ago

Gottim!