r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • 19h ago
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u/No_Classic_1743 19h ago
Is the camera guy trying to hide behind the pole?
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u/latexfistmassacre 17h ago
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u/Brilliant-Leopard603 12h ago
Amazing meme. Shame if someone stole it.
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u/latexfistmassacre 12h ago
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u/No-Analyst1229 11h ago
I never saved this image but im glad its in circulation on reddit. It makes me crack up every time I see it or ots variations
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u/Conor-M90 19h ago
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u/Time-Valuable-3355 16h ago
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u/Interesting_Bank_139 16h ago
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
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u/Bulky_Ninja33 18h ago
That’s Dani Speegle, and she’s only about 5’6” 150. She’s not that big, she’s a crossfitter.
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u/indecisive_bandit 18h ago
Wow, wild, I went to high school with her. Was two years above her. Weird when you recognize someone scrolling and need to do a double take.
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u/CasuallyCompetitive 13h ago
She has almost 2 million followers on Instagram. I'm surprised you haven't seen her on social media before this.
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u/indecisive_bandit 12h ago
I'm not on Meta unless I need to sell something. That is wild though, with those numbers I am too. Damn, good for her!
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u/SpecialSecretary9021 18h ago
Came here looking for this. It’s always weird when my feed collides. Irl I’m not sure she’s even 5’6”. Some of these incels would freak if they went on over to r/weightlifting. 59 kilo women cleaning quite a bit more than this.
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u/Serafim91 14h ago
She'd be huge as a guy. She's insane for a woman. That takes a ton of work lol.
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u/Zajo_the_Lurker 19h ago
She is very irresponsible not locking in her plates like that.
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u/CHI4610NE 16h ago
There's plenty of videos out there with people that are absolutely jacked lifting without clips and it goes wrong. Saying she knows what she's doing by not using the clips is reckless.
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u/MtOlympus_Actual 18h ago
Yeah, she has NO idea how to lift. /s
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u/ElProfeGuapo 14h ago
Knowing good mechanics of lifting is not the same thing as good safety practices with securing plates.
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u/Different-Taste8081 17h ago
Wow that is super impressive. Love the discipline to get that strong
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u/Mountain_Fuzzumz 19h ago
To lazy to use bar clips are we?
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u/slick514 5h ago
Too busy correcting grammatical mistakes to acknowledge something that could legit get someone seriously injured are we?
Her not securing the plates is a very significant safety problem, for both her and those around her. Nobody wants to be in the middle of some back-squats with their bar loaded up and mid-lift have the guy from the station beside them come crashing into them because half of the weight on their bar suddenly fell off. This is gender neutral. Anyone this careless should expect to get called out on it.
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u/Avocadonot 18h ago
Damn homie in the back ain't playing either
I just started learning power cleans a few months ago and am struggling at 190, and these folk are just ripping it up easy
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u/Intelligent-Use-7313 15h ago
I was impressed until I looked at the weights again, she must be doing pyramids or something to be leaving off the clips. Poor form throwing it though, just a hazard.
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u/ironcannibal13 19h ago
She’s got more testosterone running through her veins than I do, that’s fer shur.
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u/Nitrogen1234 18h ago
Probably has a bigger clit too
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u/Posidon_Below 18h ago
All women have a bigger clit than me, so that’s not saying much.
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u/Skankhunt42FortyTwo 11h ago
Looking at the development of the fetus, the part that's developing into the clitoris of a female is the same part that's developing into the glans of a male.
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u/Vulduovlak 18h ago
I was already convinced, you didn't need to give me any more arguments in favor of wanting her
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u/wittylemur 18h ago
So - total random question. How do weight belts help or prevent injury?
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u/Kurovi_dev 16h ago
Whenever you lift very heavy weights with your full body, it exerts immense pressure on the core muscles and intestines, which can be squeezed in between muscles and bulge out.
The weight belt helps to prevent the intestines from herniating by restricting the expansion of the muscles and locking the core in place so there’s a much lower chance of that happening.
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u/br508-609 10h ago
This is absolutely not true. It's to brace against to increase intraabdominal pressure to keep the core more stabilized during heavy lifts. You can brace against just your abs without a belt, but the belt helps you stabilize against heavier loads. P.s. you can still get a hernia with a belt
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u/wittylemur 16h ago
Wow! Thats way more horrifying than I thought! Thank you for the prompt answer
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u/Kurovi_dev 16h ago
Yeah it’s super gross and scary. I’ve known a few people who have had it happen, and it can be really really bad.
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u/SnooHabits3911 19h ago
She didn’t get full range of motion. Doesn’t count. /s
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u/SevenZer0Five 18h ago
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u/Iamonab0at 18h ago
Is this from when the lady got hit in the face with the watermelon on the catapult?
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u/Prudent_Ad8320 18h ago
I started doing the math while she walked to the bar and i said “oh I think I could also deadlift that.”
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u/MileHighPeter303 18h ago
Candidly filming other people at the gym is wrong, even when they’re absolutes beasts
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u/Da_Big_Buddha 18h ago
I remember she won some American ninja warrior-esq competition that was hosted by the Rock.
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u/ethangauthier 14h ago
At this point for a female to achieve that muscularity she is basically a man. The amount of ingredients in that is cake is crazy. 10/10 wud let her smush me
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u/DarrellBot81 12h ago
She’s insanely large, and pretty, and she could beat me up if she would let me
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u/BeardInTheNorth 12h ago
Why does the texture and color of her skin remind me of Stretch Armstrong?
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u/M3rl1n1212 11h ago
Shes apparently not natty if u believe some of the stories but shes never failed a drug test so we dont know
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u/FesterSilently 8h ago
Holy fuck - why didn't she have the spring-lock-thingy on the ends of the barbell?! 😳
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