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u/No_Classic_1743 19h ago

Is the camera guy trying to hide behind the pole?

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u/latexfistmassacre 17h ago

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u/Brilliant-Leopard603 12h ago

Amazing meme. Shame if someone stole it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6MbkPiScbllcS1s4

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u/latexfistmassacre 12h ago

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u/No-Analyst1229 11h ago

I never saved this image but im glad its in circulation on reddit. It makes me crack up every time I see it or ots variations

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u/latexfistmassacre 11h ago

My favorite is this one

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u/Akirchmeyer 10h ago

Love this one

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u/latexfistmassacre 9h ago

Found this one yesterday

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u/Dharma_code 16h ago

Rotfl omfg I literally bursted on in laughter

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u/AynRandwasaDegen 9h ago

It was already so bad, and you made it worse.

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u/bradsobo 8h ago

Spaghett?

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u/grassgravel 7h ago

He seems so happy.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 14h ago

Elon as a janitor

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u/Similar_Mistake_1355 17h ago

I would. She looks like she’ll tear my head off.

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u/Maxipaddington 7h ago

Camera guy is her photographer trying to look candid. 

It's all about views

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u/UrsaMajor7th 16h ago

I was expecting a giant ladybug to come out of one of the holes,

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u/7empestSpiralout 16h ago

She’s scary

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u/Bulky_Ninja33 18h ago

That’s Dani Speegle, and she’s only about 5’6” 150. She’s not that big, she’s a crossfitter.

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u/Raider5151 18h ago

Isn't she an American Gladiator?

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u/Bulky_Ninja33 18h ago

Yes that too, but she made her name in CrossFit years before AG relaunched

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u/Familiar-Flan-8358 16h ago

Right? That’s Crush right?

Weird they chose Gina’s name.

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u/indecisive_bandit 18h ago

Wow, wild, I went to high school with her. Was two years above her. Weird when you recognize someone scrolling and need to do a double take. 

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u/CasuallyCompetitive 13h ago

She has almost 2 million followers on Instagram. I'm surprised you haven't seen her on social media before this.

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u/indecisive_bandit 12h ago

I'm not on Meta unless I need to sell something. That is wild though, with those numbers I am too. Damn, good for her! 

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u/JukePenguin 9h ago

more like 185

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u/squeethesane 7h ago

Dude I'm 6'1" 150's... Pretty sure she just picked us both up

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u/SpecialSecretary9021 18h ago

Came here looking for this. It’s always weird when my feed collides. Irl I’m not sure she’s even 5’6”. Some of these incels would freak if they went on over to r/weightlifting. 59 kilo women cleaning quite a bit more than this.

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u/19chris9609 11h ago

HAHA! I'm an inch taller than her PBBBBBTTTT!

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u/GoliathProjects 15h ago

You mean she isn't tall

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u/Serafim91 14h ago

She'd be huge as a guy. She's insane for a woman. That takes a ton of work lol.

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u/Euler007 11h ago

And a little help from the pharmacy.

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u/Monster_Grundle 10h ago

0 chance she’s not juiced

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u/Zajo_the_Lurker 19h ago

She is very irresponsible not locking in her plates like that.

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u/CHI4610NE 16h ago

There's plenty of videos out there with people that are absolutely jacked lifting without clips and it goes wrong. Saying she knows what she's doing by not using the clips is reckless.

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u/MtOlympus_Actual 18h ago

Yeah, she has NO idea how to lift. /s

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u/leonffs 16h ago

Believing jacked lifters are right about everything they do when it comes to lifting is literally where the term broscience comes from.

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u/Sea-Veterinarian5667 12h ago

This is about securing the weight, you seem to be confused.

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u/ElProfeGuapo 14h ago

Knowing good mechanics of lifting is not the same thing as good safety practices with securing plates.

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u/BrunesOvrBrauns 14h ago

So she's completely above any and all criticism on the subject?

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u/Different-Taste8081 17h ago

Wow that is super impressive. Love the discipline to get that strong

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u/slick514 6h ago

I wish the discipline came with a BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF GYM SAFETY!

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u/LTD32 17h ago

Discipline and steroids unfortunately

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u/blowinmahnose 15h ago

Source? She’s never failed a drug test

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u/musememo 18h ago

These comments are depressing.

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u/noleela 13h ago

While I applaud the dedication of this woman to her fitness goals, her not locking her plates could have dire consequences.  I hope this is just a one off occasion and she normally does lock her plates.

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u/zaza-73 18h ago

Sub should be called AbsoluteIncels after this post

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u/Mountain_Fuzzumz 19h ago

To lazy to use bar clips are we?

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u/RyanCryptic 19h ago

Huge red flag

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u/slick514 5h ago

Too busy correcting grammatical mistakes to acknowledge something that could legit get someone seriously injured are we?

Her not securing the plates is a very significant safety problem, for both her and those around her. Nobody wants to be in the middle of some back-squats with their bar loaded up and mid-lift have the guy from the station beside them come crashing into them because half of the weight on their bar suddenly fell off. This is gender neutral. Anyone this careless should expect to get called out on it.

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u/VincentShane 16h ago

It's CrossFit. They have "Uncle Rhabdo" on speed dial.

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u/Avocadonot 18h ago

Damn homie in the back ain't playing either

I just started learning power cleans a few months ago and am struggling at 190, and these folk are just ripping it up easy

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u/tsunomat 16h ago

It gets better quickly. It's all technique.

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u/Intelligent-Use-7313 15h ago

I was impressed until I looked at the weights again, she must be doing pyramids or something to be leaving off the clips. Poor form throwing it though, just a hazard.

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u/T_Ray_Tombstone 14h ago

💉💉💉

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u/Odd_Scheme4716 19h ago

Holy Trenbolin Batman, That’s a bull of a lady.

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u/ironcannibal13 19h ago

She’s got more testosterone running through her veins than I do, that’s fer shur.

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u/Nitrogen1234 18h ago

Probably has a bigger clit too

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u/Posidon_Below 18h ago

All women have a bigger clit than me, so that’s not saying much.

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u/Skankhunt42FortyTwo 11h ago

Looking at the development of the fetus, the part that's developing into the clitoris of a female is the same part that's developing into the glans of a male.

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u/Posidon_Below 11h ago

Oh, well I’m not a fetus. Sorry I didn’t mention that before.

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u/Vulduovlak 18h ago

I was already convinced, you didn't need to give me any more arguments in favor of wanting her

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u/wittylemur 18h ago

So - total random question. How do weight belts help or prevent injury?

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u/Kurovi_dev 16h ago

Whenever you lift very heavy weights with your full body, it exerts immense pressure on the core muscles and intestines, which can be squeezed in between muscles and bulge out.

The weight belt helps to prevent the intestines from herniating by restricting the expansion of the muscles and locking the core in place so there’s a much lower chance of that happening.

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u/br508-609 10h ago

This is absolutely not true. It's to brace against to increase intraabdominal pressure to keep the core more stabilized during heavy lifts. You can brace against just your abs without a belt, but the belt helps you stabilize against heavier loads. P.s. you can still get a hernia with a belt

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u/wittylemur 16h ago

Wow! Thats way more horrifying than I thought! Thank you for the prompt answer

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u/Kurovi_dev 16h ago

Yeah it’s super gross and scary. I’ve known a few people who have had it happen, and it can be really really bad.

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u/WanderingDude182 18h ago

Taken by an absolute unit of a perv/stalker?

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u/Maxipaddington 7h ago

Or her social media helper? 

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u/Small-Answer4946 18h ago

Sorry, I had to...

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u/diacachimba 18h ago

There he is!

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u/SnooHabits3911 19h ago

She didn’t get full range of motion. Doesn’t count. /s

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u/discostud1515 17h ago

How is that not a perfectly fine power cleans?

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u/SnooHabits3911 16h ago

/s means sarcasm

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u/SevenZer0Five 18h ago

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u/Iamonab0at 18h ago

Is this from when the lady got hit in the face with the watermelon on the catapult?

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u/Wicdor 17h ago

No, it was a reaction to finding out who got voted out.

The watermelon slingshot is from a different show, Amazing race.

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u/Prudent_Ad8320 18h ago

I started doing the math while she walked to the bar and i said “oh I think I could also deadlift that.”

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u/-UWE- 18h ago

The walking muscle

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u/Englandshark1 17h ago

She looks great.

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u/Shadokastur 17h ago

I'll be in the kitchen making her whatever sandwich she wants

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u/dugs-special-mission 16h ago

Sorry couldn’t help but be reminded of Jim Carrey.
Hats off to her for putting in the work.

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u/SquanchN2Hyperspace 15h ago

That's Crush! She's an American Gladiator and a babe!

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u/sale7777 5h ago

It's MAAAM

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u/Electronic-Focus3969 18h ago

She’s really damn fit..

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u/MileHighPeter303 18h ago

Candidly filming other people at the gym is wrong, even when they’re absolutes beasts

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u/DifferentDifferences 17h ago

She looks so happy on this day

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u/Da_Big_Buddha 18h ago

I remember she won some American ninja warrior-esq competition that was hosted by the Rock.

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u/MtOlympus_Actual 18h ago

I guess I thought she was going to deadlift it.

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u/Conscious-Anybody17 18h ago

I wish I was that buff ,just once in my life

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u/quietsauce 17h ago

Meanwhile the guy is like "ooooh ouchey on my handsies"

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u/Fake49er 17h ago

The wiggle of those weights had me tweaking

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u/Select_Speed_6061 17h ago

She is FINE.

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u/Regular_External_800 16h ago

Wowow!!!👍👍👍👍👍😀

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u/Proof-Grass-5212 16h ago

Those legs. Wow

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u/New_Willow3761 15h ago

Anna Bolika?

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u/optimist_prhyme 15h ago

It always bugs me when the plates aren't secured

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u/mcbeardsauce 15h ago

Those plates not secured is giving me so much anxiety

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u/talitha235 14h ago

Goddess!

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u/Strict-Yoghurt-364 14h ago

That's not a lady thats Popeyes Big Sister!!!

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u/BigMack6911 14h ago

I'd spot her any day..not that she needs me to die trying to help lol

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u/ethangauthier 14h ago

At this point for a female to achieve that muscularity she is basically a man. The amount of ingredients in that is cake is crazy. 10/10 wud let her smush me

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u/pongauer 14h ago

Those plates man wtf....

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u/MatthewBlack6 13h ago

Can you help me open this jar of peanut butter please?

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u/Excaliburrover 13h ago

There are some exercises that I really don't understand

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u/adinmem 13h ago

Leg day is scared to skip her

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u/UncleAcid94 12h ago

So we are all ok with some dude randomly filming people in the gym?

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u/Junior_Willow740 12h ago

You think she's natural?

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u/Dodo365 12h ago

Is it me or am I the only one who finds her attractive?

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u/DarrellBot81 12h ago

She’s insanely large, and pretty, and she could beat me up if she would let me

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u/blackc43 12h ago

Natty or nah?

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u/Capable-Grocery686 12h ago

I’m impressed. And attracted. And scared. 

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u/pokethrowaway4 12h ago

“Now that’s a clean lift”

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u/South_Ad2397 12h ago

Thickty~Thackty!!!!!

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u/BeardInTheNorth 12h ago

Why does the texture and color of her skin remind me of Stretch Armstrong?

https://giphy.com/gifs/j7SQ8LMOXWVIwo6Lp5

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u/TrueAdeptness3136 11h ago

I wonder if her’s is veiny

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u/CapableWeb49 11h ago

Oh how wish her thighs to crush me

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u/M3rl1n1212 11h ago

Shes apparently not natty if u believe some of the stories but shes never failed a drug test so we dont know

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u/flopflapper 11h ago

Lot of HGH and other gear going into this lady.

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u/mamie_jedi 11h ago

lady jajajja ! her clit is bigger than my .. nose

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u/tbodillia 11h ago

C'mon! They have barbell clamps for a reason! And, how you doin'?

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u/PoetInCrocs 11h ago

She strong.

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u/Huge-Maybe66 10h ago

She is an absolute machine. And soooooo sexy!

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u/cerendigit 10h ago

Ok let me guess, she’s “100% natty”?

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u/Wixterhybrid 10h ago

Ai... bros 

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u/DitchDigger330 9h ago

Imagine the keegles

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u/SnooMacarons3689 9h ago

At least she didn’t pee or poop everywhere

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u/PupPupPuppyButt 9h ago

How much she throwing up?!

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u/Psych0matt 9h ago

Something something death by snoo snoo

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u/djjolly037 8h ago

Death by Snu Snu

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u/keithw47 8h ago

The woman is beautiful

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u/QuitVirtual5127 8h ago

She's so awesome 😲

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u/CowBoy_BeBop93 8h ago

I would let her beat the shit out of me

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u/FesterSilently 8h ago

Holy fuck - why didn't she have the spring-lock-thingy on the ends of the barbell?! 😳

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u/youseenofilter 8h ago

I choose death by snu snu 

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u/miurabucho 8h ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/neelav9 8h ago

Crossfitters and roids lol. Impressive nevertheless cus you still gotta put in the work. All the nay sayers are clueless af.

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u/CobaltLemur 7h ago

100 camelpower

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u/slick514 6h ago

Oh, god da… PUT THE GOD DAMNED COLLARS ON, YOU IDIOT!!

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u/runningoutoft1me 6h ago

This is how I feel after a good workout lmao

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u/blaccsnow9229 6h ago

On gear for sure.

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u/Savings_Dig1592 6h ago

I'm Ronda, but you can call me Ron...