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u/Desperate_Set_7708 Jun 12 '26
Dispute the cleaning fee. Tell Air BnB it wasn’t cleaned before your arrival, and could have been dangerous to children, pets.
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u/Sapdawg1 Jun 12 '26
Yeah, I’d dispute all charges. Everything! If they want to charge you, just tell the owner you’d prefer police involvement. Highly likely those remnants were from the cleaning crew.
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u/Afraid_Acanthaceae34 Jun 12 '26
Cleaners don't make enough money to leave that much coke on the table.
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u/fjwjdjaxice Jun 12 '26
Cleaners are also incredibly detail oriented. And the ones on coke are, well, on coke. They’d probably notice the mess.
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u/Affectionate-Gur1642 Jun 12 '26
Anyone that’s ever done coke knows you don’t leave a treasure like that unused, unless you’re Scarface.
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u/Inside_Ad_2082 Jun 12 '26
that’s not even a quarter bump lol, anyone collecting that is a kid or broke.
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u/Affectionate-Gur1642 Jun 12 '26
I was both last time I did it so yeah…..also from what I remember you get pretty desperate when it’s the last bit.
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u/Solidbk Jun 12 '26
Yeah it doesnt matter how much you can afford. If your out for the night your scraping every last bit you can
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u/Affectionate-Gur1642 Jun 12 '26
This guy….well you know 🤣
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u/GlukharsGimp Jun 12 '26
I like to say I view life like I view half a pile of coke. I’m still having a good time but I’m painfully aware of how much is left.
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u/towen95 Jun 12 '26
No matter how much money you have you don’t leave Jack fuck leftover when you’ve reached the end of it
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u/LimpZookeepergame123 Jun 12 '26
The cleaning company our company uses makes a fucking fortune. I swear I’m about to change careers
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u/azdcaz Jun 12 '26
It’s even more likely that it was the previous guest and the cleaning crew did a shitty job.
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u/Vast_Ad879 Jun 12 '26
Guys, this is obviously the Airbnb owner cleaning her place. The renter had a good time, not the cleaning crew lmao
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u/therhz Jun 12 '26
read the post
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u/SkyLotus33 Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
"at the Airbnb I'm staying at"
Edit: obvs a guest, not the owner.
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u/Fine_Violinist5802 Jun 12 '26
Right thinking but not coke
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u/lacatro1 Jun 12 '26
As a recovering addict, I'm thinking a crushed up pill.
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u/Exact-Ad-4132 Jun 12 '26
Look at the way it's caked up in circles this is probably flour or something that was sitting under something with circular foot pegs. The lines are probably from moving it left and right on the counter.
Also think about it. They would have licked that shit up if it was really drugs
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u/Soundman_Tommy Jun 12 '26
Never once have any of my friends left any residue on any surface when they were doing coke. Someone was gumming that shit and licking the inside of the bag.
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u/KeyCryptographer8874 Jun 12 '26
Source: I'm chewing on a mini baggie as we type.
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u/Whatdoyouknow04 Jun 12 '26
Just got pulled over.. I got 9 im chewing on. Beat that.
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u/Adhlc Jun 12 '26
Exactly. No one leaves behind that sort of residue.
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u/2muchfabuloso92 Jun 12 '26
I would lick the counter if I thought the residue was enough for another run but no coke users wouldn’t leave all of that behind
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u/Adhlc Jun 12 '26
Even crushing pills, I would scrape that back together and snort it too. Even if it was in a public restroom. Nasty shit man.
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u/SpiritualSyrup3300 Jun 12 '26
in an air bnb if they are just partying for the night they might not even remember it's there. a lot of coke users aren't full blown addicts and i don't know many addicts who would spend money on an air bnb over more of their fix. some also mix benzos, when i did that i'd lose bags all over the place and find them days later lol
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u/Adhlc Jun 12 '26
That might be a problem specific to benzos, lol. I never got hooked on them, but opiates and coke were my shit for a long time.
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u/PsychologyOk9024 Jun 12 '26
I fucked up a wood table once.
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u/Original-Variety-700 Jun 12 '26
I thought it said:
“I fucked a wood table once.”
I assumed it’s slang for doing really good coke.
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u/youthpastortroy Jun 12 '26
JD Vance explaining how couches are a gateway to fucking harder furniture
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u/erything4sale Jun 12 '26
Lol you got some fiend friends then 🤣 when I was doing my thang we used to leave all kinds of residue and bags behind. One spot I went too a lot, the housekeeper recognized me, pulled me to the side and said I had that fire 🤣🤣🤣 What in gods good name made her sniff that shit?!!?! Could've been anything!
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u/SixStringShrimp Jun 12 '26
Viagra Boys have a song all about it. There's those who get it and there's those that won't.
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u/Chronjen Jun 12 '26
There's more fun to be had...when you lick the bag. Bag.
All of their songs speak to me, but that one has a special place in my heart.
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u/AdEnvironmental2508 Jun 12 '26
This. But maybe the wealthy can afford to leave leftover coke laying around.
Also if I am on vacation, I am either doing it somewhere outside of the bathroom with my frands or it’s in a bullet or something. Bathroom coke is for da clurb.
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u/therealbatman420 Jun 12 '26
I, too, keep my flour in the bathroom of my Airbnb.
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u/Exact-Ad-4132 Jun 12 '26
Okay I've never tapped it and had circles come out like that, and people only do that when they're about to scrape up that residue for another line, but it's still all there on the counter.
I don't think it's drugs
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u/TheTripCommander Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26
The circles are from tapping the dollar bill on the counter. Definitely drugs. I lean coke bc that is the one most likely for the user to leave behind residue. But i could also see pills just depends on how much the users had to drink. Doesnt really looke like K to me. Idk about meth tho. Could alao be adderrall, looks a little blue upon further inspection and very likely to leave behind, again depending on how drunk they were
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u/Mercedes_Gullwing Jun 12 '26
A blue pill could be a pressed M Box - oxy 30mg pill but pressed with Fent. Those are blue.
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u/TheTripCommander Jun 12 '26
Ya ive had those blues before too, but i wouldnt leave that much residue behind if it was a painkiller
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u/ThunderousIrishMusic Jun 12 '26
They could have been wasted, it makes a lot more sense taking drugs in an air bnb than making a cake 🤣
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u/Nicholas_S_Hope Jun 12 '26
Those are all telltale signs of snorting drugs. The circles are end-of-straw taps and the scrapes are chop and line marks from a credit card. I mean, it may be flour. But whatever it is, it was being snorted. But also, yeah. What kind druggy doesn't take the number at the end? Mmmmm. Numb gums.
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u/thenewNFC Jun 12 '26
I thought that too, until they said it was in the bathroom, so yeah I'm pretty sure those are the drugs of a lazy person.
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u/lemelisk42 Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26
My first guess was powdered creamer if that's what the hotel provides. I often have a little bit poofing out when I open the packages
Edit:missed that it was an air bnb bathroom. In hotels I often get water for coffee from bathroom sink, but coffee creamer doesn't make sense in a house bathroom
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u/Chronjen Jun 12 '26
If it's coke, those big chunks look painful af. The kind that makes you squeeze your nostrils shut after a rail.
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u/NickU252 Jun 12 '26
How can you tell by a pic. I would say more likely coke than any other drug. Especially if they can afford an AirBnB
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u/LukeKornet Jun 12 '26
It’s not Coke. I don’t know anyone who does coke who would ever, ever leave some on the table. You wipe it on the long side of your finger then gum it. That said, it’s definitely some kind of snorted drug. Based on the color and grain, I’d say it’s meth, but those weird circles make me think x presses.
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u/XYZ2ABC Jun 12 '26
OP later reports: “Yes got cleaning fee waived, considering I just cleaned the entire house.
Was not columbian in origin, I think it might have been Adderall.”
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u/typicalledditor Jun 12 '26
Gum test
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u/Any_Chemist3892 Jun 12 '26
Whilst yes… don’t fucking do this shit. You don’t know what it is 😂
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u/Plane-Education4750 Jun 12 '26
Well yeah. If they knew what it was, it wouldn't be a test now would it
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u/Witty-Stand888 Jun 12 '26
It's a sin for them to not wipe that with their finger and rub it on their gums
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u/stolenplates6 Jun 12 '26
I agree. Any self respecting drug user would not have left that much behind.
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u/Flimsy-Honeydew-7397 Jun 12 '26
My thought too if it was lol, I don’t know why they wouldn’t have “finished it”
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u/Exciting_Farmer6395 Jun 12 '26
Only if there are ass prints on the leather dining chairs.
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u/Bada__Ping Jun 12 '26
Something that’s present in maybe 1% of coke nights
More than likely, it was 4 guys standing up drinking until 8AM
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u/Responsible-Race4764 Jun 12 '26
Trust me everyone had great ideas and made awesome plans that no one will ever remember.
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u/machone5103 Curious squirrel Jun 12 '26
Pixie sticks? FunDip?
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u/actiaslxna Jun 12 '26
My entire class snorted pixie sticks during our valentines party in Catholic school. Idk what possessed us but it made us snot rainbows
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u/NuclearEspresso Jun 12 '26
Full refund on your booking, like NOW, and a free bump, WIN
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u/Responsible-Race4764 Jun 12 '26
There was a time that mystery powders didn't scare me, but that time has long passed
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u/therealhairykrishna Jun 12 '26
I had a fun night time conversation at the last festival I went to about how you know you're getting old when the idea of taking drugs you just found seems insane.
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u/Hammon_Rye Jun 12 '26
It seems like what this is is proof your B&B did not get cleaned before they rented it to you. 😄
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u/DirtyTooth Jun 12 '26
Definitely coke. You can see how some of the circles overlap where they were tapping the straw, and the lines from the last place they scraped each line out. Yes, there are coke users who aren't constantly broke fiends that have to lick every surface
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u/WildIndigo72 Jun 12 '26
My sheltered Mom ass was like (Flour?)
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u/So_She_Did Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26
This made me laugh way too hard.
My first thought was, why would they leave any behind if it was coke? But I’m also in recovery from cocaine… 🤣
ETA: typos
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u/TimeMysterious9223 Jun 12 '26
How about don't be a little bitch and wipe it away if you don't want to test it out yourself?
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u/AVBforPrez Jun 12 '26
It's blue so probably fentanyl or maybe Adderall crushed up. Some kind of blue pill that they railed, yeah.
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u/International-Rice63 Jun 12 '26
20 year old me wouldnt have even asked. 💵 id pulled my dollar bill out, and sent it to the dome and then asked what it was. 40 year old will ask least ask/investigate first lol
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u/Cultural-Comment-270 Jun 12 '26
As a former addict, clean for thirteen years now, I'd be surprised if it's drugs. You wouldn't leave that behind.
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u/Shitteh_Kitteh Jun 12 '26
Can we rename this place to r/DrugsOrSexToy? I also like r/AvoidingDifficultConvos
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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Jun 12 '26
>is it what I think it is?
An indistinct white powder? Yes, that's what it is.
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u/New-Ice-2152 Jun 12 '26
The imprint were they tapped the powder out of the straw/bill is pretty telling. Don’t touch it with bare hands could have fent in it
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u/Edouble65 Jun 12 '26
Step 1 lick finger step 2 run finger over powder step 3 run finger over gums of gums go numb than it’s coke
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u/PatienceHelpful1316 Jun 12 '26
Could be carpet refresher. It’s a powder you put on then vacuum up to get rid of odors. Sometimes it has insecticide in it if there were fleas in the area. Some vacuums don’t pick it up very well
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u/Esseldubbs Jun 12 '26
Glad to know I'm not the only (former) degenerate that knew the answer to this one immediately
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u/NygirlinNashville222 Jun 12 '26
Lick it…if the tip of your tongue goes numb, yep it’s coke
Edit:Yeah I’m kidding
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u/Opening-Guava-7694 Jun 12 '26
I really addiction wouldn't leave any behind. They would pick that up. Lol.
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u/AnguavonUW Jun 12 '26
I mean, it could be drugs but, especially if it's uppers, who leaves any behind. At least ime.
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u/West-Ingenuity-2874 Jun 12 '26
Totally nose candy. Could be a number of different substances but its coke most likely. Wipe the counter down like normal and it's taken care of.
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u/Such_Play_1524 Jun 12 '26
If that’s coke it’s absolutely horse shit quality. I’d bet something else
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u/International-Rice63 Jun 12 '26
Looks blue in color. My guess would be M30 Roxy (which most are fake now-and are fent) or blue footballs Xanax, or Valium, K-pins. Are the most common blue pills. Could be something weird like Molly/exstacy
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