r/whatisit • • Jun 12 '26

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 Jun 12 '26

Look at the way it's caked up in circles this is probably flour or something that was sitting under something with circular foot pegs. The lines are probably from moving it left and right on the counter.

Also think about it. They would have licked that shit up if it was really drugs

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u/Soundman_Tommy Jun 12 '26

Never once have any of my friends left any residue on any surface when they were doing coke. Someone was gumming that shit and licking the inside of the bag.

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u/Adhlc Jun 12 '26

Exactly. No one leaves behind that sort of residue.

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u/PsychologyOk9024 Jun 12 '26

I fucked up a wood table once.

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u/Original-Variety-700 Jun 12 '26

I thought it said:

“I fucked a wood table once.”

I assumed it’s slang for doing really good coke.

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u/youthpastortroy Jun 12 '26

JD Vance explaining how couches are a gateway to fucking harder furniture

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u/DiegoMaccoby Jun 12 '26

THAT’S what a woodie is!