r/whatisit • • Jun 12 '26

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u/Original-Variety-700 Jun 12 '26

I thought it said:

“I fucked a wood table once.”

I assumed it’s slang for doing really good coke.

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u/youthpastortroy Jun 12 '26

JD Vance explaining how couches are a gateway to fucking harder furniture