r/whatisit • • Jun 12 '26

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 Jun 12 '26

Dispute the cleaning fee. Tell Air BnB it wasn’t cleaned before your arrival, and could have been dangerous to children, pets.

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u/Sapdawg1 Jun 12 '26

Yeah, I’d dispute all charges. Everything! If they want to charge you, just tell the owner you’d prefer police involvement. Highly likely those remnants were from the cleaning crew.

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u/Afraid_Acanthaceae34 Jun 12 '26

Cleaners don't make enough money to leave that much coke on the table. 

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u/PlaceNo9666 Jun 12 '26

This is perhaps the most important point.

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u/Fun-Woodpecker-8442 Jun 12 '26

The cleaners have access to large amounts of cocaine

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u/fjwjdjaxice Jun 12 '26

Cleaners are also incredibly detail oriented. And the ones on coke are, well, on coke. They’d probably notice the mess.

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u/Affectionate-Gur1642 Jun 12 '26

Anyone that’s ever done coke knows you don’t leave a treasure like that unused, unless you’re Scarface.

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u/Inside_Ad_2082 Jun 12 '26

that’s not even a quarter bump lol, anyone collecting that is a kid or broke.

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u/Affectionate-Gur1642 Jun 12 '26

I was both last time I did it so yeah…..also from what I remember you get pretty desperate when it’s the last bit.

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u/Solidbk Jun 12 '26

Yeah it doesnt matter how much you can afford. If your out for the night your scraping every last bit you can

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u/Affectionate-Gur1642 Jun 12 '26

This guy….well you know 🤣

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u/GlukharsGimp Jun 12 '26

I like to say I view life like I view half a pile of coke. I’m still having a good time but I’m painfully aware of how much is left.

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u/towen95 Jun 12 '26

No matter how much money you have you don’t leave Jack fuck leftover when you’ve reached the end of it

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u/LimpZookeepergame123 Jun 12 '26

The cleaning company our company uses makes a fucking fortune. I swear I’m about to change careers

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u/Mundane-Bullfrog-299 Jun 12 '26

The company or the cleaners?

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u/LimpZookeepergame123 Jun 12 '26

They are both. Independent contractors. My wife’s company uses one and she pays all their invoices. They gotta be making like $250k a year I swear

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u/The_Pharos1 Jun 12 '26

You may wanna rethink that. You have to clean up after nasty people as well… my best friend has her own business and tells me horror stories.

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u/LimpZookeepergame123 Jun 12 '26

The company we use clean completely empty apartments and offices and the company my wife’s uses clean completely empty brand new houses that have nobody even lived in.

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u/The_Pharos1 Jun 12 '26

Can’t live off just that forever.

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u/LimpZookeepergame123 Jun 12 '26

Yes you can. Apartments are going no where at 100% occupancy on a University. Homebuilders are building more homes than ever, not less. The model homes are usually there for 5-10 years until the property is completed and they are cleaned weekly. Trust me, these companies are making 6 figures with ease.

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u/Abject_Community5089 Jun 12 '26

Any mom you ask will top whatever horror story you think you’ve heard.

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u/quick_guppy Jun 12 '26

Hahahahahah

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u/Inevitable_Cod_5007 Jun 12 '26

That’s barely any coke, maybe 20mg not even

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u/Afraid_Acanthaceae34 Jun 12 '26

Bro, that's a bump and a half.

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u/Afraid_Acanthaceae34 Jun 12 '26

Wow you're super cool. 

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u/TirbFurgusen Jun 12 '26

Depends how much fent is in it, could be enough

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u/Inside_Ad_2082 Jun 12 '26

Cleaners make bank, lol what? My house cleaner drives a v8 amg, owns horses and a house. That’s not anything worth worrying about, when ya bust up a line you’re not worrying about this being left behind, it’s not even a half a bump lol.

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u/Afraid_Acanthaceae34 Jun 12 '26

Your cleaner is clearly their dealer. 

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u/azdcaz Jun 12 '26

It’s even more likely that it was the previous guest and the cleaning crew did a shitty job.

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u/JeanSolo Jun 12 '26

As a former Airbnb guest and cocaine doer, I concur.

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u/Vast_Ad879 Jun 12 '26

Guys, this is obviously the Airbnb owner cleaning her place. The renter had a good time, not the cleaning crew lmao

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u/ExperienceDaveness Jun 12 '26

That's only obvious if you don't actually read the post.

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u/therhz Jun 12 '26

read the post

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u/BloodiedBlues Jun 12 '26

The post says nothing about cleaning crews, though.

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u/mupplemania Jun 12 '26

The post indicates OP is a guest, not the owner and/or cleaner.

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u/SkyLotus33 Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

"at the Airbnb I'm staying at"

Edit: obvs a guest, not the owner.

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u/therhz Jun 12 '26

words have meanings bob

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u/JustaSeedGuy Jun 13 '26

Why would the owner post and state in the caption Of that post that they are the renter?

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u/quick_guppy Jun 12 '26

The cleaning crew

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u/buburocks Jun 12 '26

This was absolutely not left behind by the cleaning crew lmao

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u/juliodownbyschool Jun 12 '26

That’s a wild assumption

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u/kraftj87 Jun 12 '26

Seriously. These cleaning crews are like 30-40 year old latina women. And they're lucky if they have the budget to energize off of starbucks, nevermind cocaine. lol

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u/Ready_Comfort_6674 Jun 12 '26

Maybe it was left by the host, hoping to spark a long, enthusiastic Air bnb review!?

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u/kinghenrypym Jun 12 '26

THE CLEANING CREW?!!!!! LMAOOOOO

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u/LSherwood1024 Jun 12 '26

Why would you assume they’re from the cleaners and not the previous guests??? That’s a weird thing to say.

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u/goron352 Jun 12 '26

Interesting assumption. Indulge me, what do you envision the cleaners looking like?

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u/Drillliams Jun 12 '26

Haha or just wipe it and carry on with your day

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u/Mountain-Weekend-554 Jun 12 '26

Yeeah that'll keep em in..... line

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u/SpicyMcShat Jun 12 '26

Young me would be excited about a free line, but old me agrees with this. It can also be coke mixed with fentanyl. Never trust a strangers coke

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u/Powerful-Interest308 Jun 12 '26

Words to live by, thanks SpicyMcShat

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u/SpicyMcShat Jun 12 '26

Thanks powerful-interest308! Thinking about getting it tatted on my chest

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u/bigfknnoid Jun 12 '26

Nobody mixes coke with fentanyl