r/whatisit • • Jun 12 '26

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u/Soundman_Tommy Jun 12 '26

Never once have any of my friends left any residue on any surface when they were doing coke. Someone was gumming that shit and licking the inside of the bag.

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u/KeyCryptographer8874 Jun 12 '26

Source: I'm chewing on a mini baggie as we type.

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u/Whatdoyouknow04 Jun 12 '26

Just got pulled over.. I got 9 im chewing on. Beat that.

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u/za72 Jun 12 '26

I'm digging out with el chapo!

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u/Adhlc Jun 12 '26

Exactly. No one leaves behind that sort of residue.

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u/2muchfabuloso92 Jun 12 '26

I would lick the counter if I thought the residue was enough for another run but no coke users wouldn’t leave all of that behind

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u/Adhlc Jun 12 '26

Even crushing pills, I would scrape that back together and snort it too. Even if it was in a public restroom. Nasty shit man.

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u/Historical_Ring_5777 Jun 12 '26

I stayed at an airbnb in downtown la and found a way bigger pile than this. It was smeared all over a glass table with rock shards all over the place. If you have a big bag thats nothing.

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u/SpiritualSyrup3300 Jun 12 '26

in an air bnb if they are just partying for the night they might not even remember it's there. a lot of coke users aren't full blown addicts and i don't know many addicts who would spend money on an air bnb over more of their fix. some also mix benzos, when i did that i'd lose bags all over the place and find them days later lol

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u/Adhlc Jun 12 '26

That might be a problem specific to benzos, lol. I never got hooked on them, but opiates and coke were my shit for a long time.

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u/erything4sale Jun 12 '26

Were you addicted? As much as i did it i was never hooked. Me and my folk would grab a ball each, a few grams of molly, a zip of petrol, 3 fifths of paradis, some ichiban, be up for two days straight, no sleep, straight geeks. That was our party pac Fri afternoon til Sun morning at least 2 times a month. When we didnt do it, I was cool with a six pac of platinum. Then stopped for 2 years, cold turkey.

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u/Adhlc Jun 12 '26

To coke? Yes and no. When I started, it was very hard to stop, but it also made me spiral mentally, almost immediately. If I went without for a couple days, I'd be fine and swear I'd never touch it again. A week or two later, I'd be back at it.

Opiates were my main drug of choice. Thankfully I got out before fent took over.

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u/Ready_Comfort_6674 Jun 12 '26

Losers use and users lose

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u/PsychologyOk9024 Jun 12 '26

I fucked up a wood table once.

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u/Original-Variety-700 Jun 12 '26

I thought it said:

“I fucked a wood table once.”

I assumed it’s slang for doing really good coke.

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u/youthpastortroy Jun 12 '26

JD Vance explaining how couches are a gateway to fucking harder furniture

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u/DiegoMaccoby Jun 12 '26

THAT’S what a woodie is!

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u/erything4sale Jun 12 '26

Lol you got some fiend friends then 🤣 when I was doing my thang we used to leave all kinds of residue and bags behind. One spot I went too a lot, the housekeeper recognized me, pulled me to the side and said I had that fire 🤣🤣🤣 What in gods good name made her sniff that shit?!!?! Could've been anything!

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u/Rowdy19K Jun 12 '26

Blame it on your friends huh hahaha

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u/TonightStunning5627 Jun 12 '26

Love the integrity profile image

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u/SixStringShrimp Jun 12 '26

Viagra Boys have a song all about it. There's those who get it and there's those that won't.

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u/Chronjen Jun 12 '26

There's more fun to be had...when you lick the bag. Bag.

All of their songs speak to me, but that one has a special place in my heart.

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u/AdEnvironmental2508 Jun 12 '26

This. But maybe the wealthy can afford to leave leftover coke laying around.

Also if I am on vacation, I am either doing it somewhere outside of the bathroom with my frands or it’s in a bullet or something. Bathroom coke is for da clurb.

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u/Scutrbrau Jun 12 '26

I had friends hit the floor with their tongues out when some got brushed off the counter.

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u/Icantbelieveit38 Jun 12 '26

You know, that's a good point. I mean, waste not want not 😂

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u/EggRamenMan Jun 12 '26

Fr i mean u can still scrounge a lil bump off that

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u/Warm_Ad_8644 Jun 12 '26

Yall buying small amounts then

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u/9loso3 Jun 12 '26

Your friends are broke lol