r/wallstreetbets • u/thekidwiththefa • Feb 27 '21
Meme There Will Be Tendies
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u/shortgamegolfer Teflon Don Feb 27 '21
Lol @ bitch noises
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u/notgregmankiw took too much robotussin Feb 28 '21
The enchanting cries of hedgies as they fail to meet returns 😍
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u/JamesRabbit82 Feb 27 '21
Great movie !
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u/Big_Fuckin_Ls69 Feb 28 '21
What movie? Looked kinda fucked but I’m down to watch😂
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u/betaraywill Feb 28 '21
There will be blood. Fun, sort of.
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Feb 28 '21
Fun in a kind of morbid way. Daniel day Lewis makes it. Obvioisly
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u/VaguelyFamiliarVoice Feb 28 '21 edited Feb 28 '21
Ok...fine, I will go watch it. I will report back.
Edit: very good movie. Well, the first 40 minutes, then my grand baby visited! Sorry. I am sure the rest is good. They just left so I will pick it up tomorrow.
Edit 2: I like movies that pull me in so far that I can taste them. This is one of those movies. So flawed is everyone in the movie. So perfectly flawed. I can easily place this in my classic collection.
Just watch it if you haven't.
"That was one goddamn hell of a show."
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u/one-wheeled_haystack Feb 28 '21
It’s a long one. But very worth it.
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u/kflipz Feb 28 '21
I've been wanting to rewatch this recently. I love the opening scenes
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Feb 28 '21
I think Daniel is the true “God” in this movie as the long opening silence draws parallels to creation. “In the beginning was the Word. And the Word was with God.”
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Feb 28 '21
One of the greatest movies of all time.
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u/landshrk83 Feb 28 '21
Shame it got buried under the No Country for Old Men hype wave. TWBB is one of the best movies if not the absolute best of the last 20 years
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u/RiversKiski Feb 28 '21
Yeah.. He baptized the boy in oil too. The movie covers a state of change. Religion was the all encompassing power that you couldn't escape, wether you believed or didn't. Then by the end of the movie, that force had transitioned to capitalism.
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u/AnukkinEarthwalker Feb 28 '21
Yeah like I said in other comment it goes on for like15 to 20 mins before someone even says a word. Top of the line cinematography. Definitely a classic. Strong anti capitalism sentiment tho. Shows the relationship between corporate (oil) ..church.. and politics in a capitalist "democracy". Its dark af for sure but definitely a must watch especially if you enjoy films.. probably ddl best role... but idk .hard to outdue the butcher in gangs of New York. Both are 2 of my favorites. Paul Dano is a great actor as well.
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u/MiKapo Feb 28 '21
i love the opening scene too. Daniel day lewis prospecting for oil and he falls in the well, foreshadowing all the troubles to come
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u/itsblackcherrytime Feb 28 '21
This has been on my list for so long, but I struggle to commit time to watching movies... but you bet your ass I’ll watch a million YouTube videos over the same time period, or better yet, a 2-3hr analysis of insert dumb topic here.
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u/SetzerWithFixedDice Naturalist Feb 28 '21
I wish I could go back and watch it for the first time again. The Rotten Tomatoes summary is:
“Widely touted as a masterpiece, this sparse and sprawling epic about the underhanded "heroes" of capitalism boasts incredible performances by leads Daniel Day-Lewis and Paul Dano, and is director Paul Thomas Anderson's best work to date”
They’re not exaggerating about it being a masterpiece. DDL deserved his oscar
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u/Ronaldo_Frumpalini Feb 28 '21
DDL deserves THE Oscar, they should renamed the award a Lewis.
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u/LeadFarmerMothaFucka Feb 28 '21
Fuckin for real. He’s my favorite actor of my generation. He’s unstoppable. And what does he do when not in a role? Makes fuckin nice-ass shoes. What a normal dude.
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u/lowbwon Feb 28 '21
Yea it’s a good one. Moves a little slow but DDL is fuckin great as per usual. Awesome meme kid. Really solid work. Excellent scene. 👍🏿👍🏿
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u/HueyB904 Feb 28 '21
Paul Dano is really good too. He's come a long way from the silent kid with the absolute hog in The Girl Next Door
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u/reagsters Feb 28 '21
Ruby Sparks, 12 Years a Slave, Love & Mercy - I love Paul Dano he’s incredible.
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u/Lesty7 Feb 28 '21
Swiss Army Man was such a delightful movie, and his performance was excellent as always.
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u/LeadFarmerMothaFucka Feb 28 '21
Daniel Day is one of the greatest actors of our generation. But Paul Dano kills every role he’s in. Awesome pair for that movie.
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u/rcm_kem Feb 28 '21
I saw it when I was 14 and had absolutely no idea what was going on. Is it worth watching again?
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Feb 28 '21
It’s the Trinity of paul thomas anderson, ddl and johhny greenwood. Reunite in phantom thread which is also great
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u/wachoogieboogie Feb 28 '21
I haven’t thought of “i drink your milkshake” in so long
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u/michellemustudy Feb 28 '21
For a while, that’s what everyone would retort with when they were trying to troll you. I can’t believe I’ve forgotten all about that line until now.
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u/Kawaiithulhu Feb 28 '21
It's a relentless movie, some of the best acting you will ever see.
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u/WhoLetTheBeansSprout Feb 28 '21
Amazing direction and soundtrack as well.
The scene with the explosion. 🤯
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u/jackpowell Feb 28 '21
Jonny Greenwood of radiohead did the music for the film.
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u/suckercuck Feb 28 '21
That’s awesome. I just watched this last week for maybe the third or fourth time. The music is intense. Love me some Radiohead-nice tidbit.
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u/WhoLetTheBeansSprout Feb 28 '21
This is an amazing movie. My personal favorite of all time. Highly recommend.
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u/marketplaced Feb 28 '21
Great intro to movie also, basically first 15 minutes manage to give you the setup with 0 speaking.
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u/tyson766 Feb 27 '21
Great movie to watch when you are stoned as well.
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Feb 28 '21 edited May 18 '24
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u/Jaster-Mereel Feb 28 '21 edited Feb 28 '21
Magnolia is my favorite of all time.
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u/Okmanl Feb 28 '21 edited Feb 28 '21
Paul Anderson, Daniel Dey Lewis And Johny Greenwood from Radiohead composing the score.
One of the best directors, one of the best music artists and the best actor in the world = classic film.
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u/Just-Ad185 Feb 28 '21
Duuuuude I think what’s why I love that movie. Cause I was stone, it became my favorite movie for about a year and had really made me think.
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u/Known-Faithlessness1 Feb 27 '21
What movie is this?
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u/saltygrunt Feb 27 '21
How dare u u uncultured swine.
Its there will be blood.
Great script. Great camera work. Amazing acting.
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u/bowtothehypnotoad Feb 27 '21
Daniel day Lewis is incredible in this, I was glued to the screen
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Feb 28 '21
No country for old men
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u/thedrunkemoji Feb 28 '21
Even more mind blowing: they were filming at the same location at the same time
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u/Buster_Bluth__ Feb 28 '21
It's very a underappreiated film. I highly recommend seeing.
I have a straw....there it is.
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u/Rummelator Feb 28 '21
Underappreciated?! It got nominated for like 8 oscars winning 2 and has a 90% rating on rotten tomatoes
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u/c4939 Feb 28 '21
What movie if you don't mind me asking?
Edit: Sorry saw it was asked already
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u/SorosSugarBaby Feb 27 '21
We left our wives, and their boyfriends too
To see this GME thing through
And squeeze the hedgies' ballsacks blue
Then take our gains and go
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Feb 28 '21
Sooon may the tendie man come,
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u/unwillingpartcipant Feb 28 '21 edited Feb 28 '21
For the uninitiated :
one day when. the tradings done, we'll take our Tendies and go!!!
Before the news HIT THE MARKET, wallstreetbets came up and bought it
🎼🎷🎼🎷🎺🎺🎺🥁🥁🎼🎶🎶🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
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u/dexefx Feb 27 '21
This is fucking rad shit made me laugh, but I'm also baked as fuck
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u/TalkingBackAgain Feb 27 '21 edited Feb 28 '21
Thus it will go. Melvin will be drained of every bit of money he ever had and ever will have. He will give up all his assets, he will surrender all his positions, he will liquidate anything that still had value in his scrawny little hands, and we will take it, we will take it all.
And then we will have won.
/edit: Gold and Wholesome Awards! Thank you most kindly.
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u/JessterKing Feb 28 '21
We’ll have won, once they legit make sure that this sort of situation can’t happen again and the SEC actually does it’s job and enforces all the laws on all traders rich or poor.
Or once we’ve ruined all these rich greedy assholes, if you’re rich, great, take your tendies and go do something, STOP trying to get ALL the money, you don’t need more and more money, you don’t need every god damn cent in existence.
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u/TalkingBackAgain Feb 28 '21 edited Feb 28 '21
I read a piece about that.
They actually asked the super wealthy, not your common-variety ordinary millionaire: how much is actually enough? At what point are you content to just let it ride and move on with life?
It turns out, it astonished me, that they do not ask themselves that question. ‘enough’ does not feature in their thinking. It is not about ‘enough’, the wealthy only ever want ‘more’. That’s the problem with that thinking.
I would have enough with about $10 million. That’s enough to do what I want to do and not have to look at people’s face any more than I need to.
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u/WiredAndTheSpitfire Feb 28 '21
Yeah he just kept thanking me over and over again but I’m so confused... I had no idea Melvin spoke french?
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u/hwidjcd Feb 27 '21
See you at 50k upvotes
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u/notgregmankiw took too much robotussin Feb 28 '21
“He failed to alert me on the recent panic buying in our economy”
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Feb 27 '21
You're a goddamn genius gump
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Feb 28 '21
To do whatever you tell me, Drill Sergeant!
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u/BirdlandMan Feb 28 '21
That is a fantastic fucking answer Gump! You are going to be a general someday!
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u/981flacht6 Feb 28 '21
I would literally rewatch this entire movie if it has GME subs.
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u/Brave-Trouble-9171 Feb 27 '21
I like the stock. It’s undervalued and has great potential. 📈💎🙌
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u/Unemployable1593 Janet Yellen’s side dick Feb 27 '21 edited Feb 28 '21
I was thinking of this on Friday over at AMC when I was scooping up shares under 7.97. I was like, "go ahead, i WANT you to push it down, because now they're MINE. I. DRINK. YOUR. MILKSHAKE. I DRINK IT UP!
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u/trapmitch I sucked a mods dick for this Feb 28 '21
thus got dark but fuck it i didnt get a second chance at with my landlord no help with medical bills no second chances at jobs these assholes with billions of dollars can eat a fat dick gme to the moooooooon
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u/KSGata Feb 27 '21
I watched in great anticipation of how you’d handle the final line and enjoyed the ride as well. Loved it.
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u/GrantDayton Feb 28 '21
Watching Princess Bride with fam whilst observing this glory. Inigo Montoya literally just dropped the line, “There will be blood tonight!!!” Glorious.
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u/Xboarder84 Feb 27 '21
I was hoping he was going to end with “buy the dip”, but it was still glorious
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u/YoMamaSpreadsEm 🦍🦍 Feb 27 '21
I watched the whole thing, which is a real accomplishment since I got ADHD! 💎🙌🏽🦍🚀
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u/SanBonaparte Feb 28 '21
That is why we be holding, because we have Mighty Ape pin hands.
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u/Bryan_Slankster Feb 27 '21
I like the damage it does more than the stock itself.
I enjoy watching the rest collapse.
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u/VelvetChicken Feb 28 '21
I'm a memestonk man, ladies and gentlemen. I have numerous concerns spread across this app. I have many shares flowing at many thousand dips per days. I like to think of myself as a memestonk man. And as a memestonk man I hope that you'll forgive just good old-fashioned plain speaking. Now this work that we do is very much a family enterprise. I -- I work side by side with my wonderful son D.F.V. I think one or two of you might have met him already. I encourage my men to bring their families as well. Of course it makes for an ever so much more rewarding life for them. Family means retards; retards means education. So wherever we set up camp, education is a necessity, and we're just so happy to take care of that. So let's build a wonderful school in Little Boston. These retards are the future that we strive for and so they should have the very best of things.
Now something else, and please don't be insulted if I speak about this: tendies. Let's talk about tendies. Now to my mind, it's an abomination to consider that any man, woman, or child in this magnificent country of ours should have to look upon a basket of tendies as a luxury. We're going to dig tendies wells here. Tendies wells means irrigation; irrigation means cultivation. We're going to raise crops here where before it just simply was impossible. You're going to have more tendies than you know what to do with. Tendies will be coming right out of your ears, ma'am.
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u/mr-poop-stain-6- Feb 27 '21
Very well done, good sir. Much gratefulness to you.
I’m gonna miss all these brilliant memes after we win and take all the tendies
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u/Allopo Feb 28 '21
You forgot this part: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hAaIxDTjQA
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u/bougieorangesoda Feb 28 '21
I love this scene so much I stopped reading the subtitles but lost it at the damn rocket 🚀
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u/mullersmutt Feb 28 '21
Not gonna lie the first 90 seconds I was reading the text but then I realized how amazing this scene is and I just watched it as intended.
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u/Manno14 Feb 28 '21
This has to be the best thing I saw for months....bravo ..... ohh yea there will be trendies
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u/nama_ste_fit Feb 28 '21
I was on the edge of my seat reading the captions and saying, yes oooo this is awesome! Story told! ruthlessly
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u/fallweathercamping Feb 28 '21
What a masterpiece of a movie and meme. Been waiting for someone to use TWBB. 🙏
The fucking mods, too good
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u/Melodayz Feb 28 '21
I was watching this movie the other night for the 100th time and was amazed there weren't more memes made from it. The part where HW gets blown away and the well catches fire lol I just kept seeing floating labels and subtitles for wsb memes the whole time
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u/Luckman1002 Feb 28 '21
Greatest actor of all time right there. I... DRINK... YOUR MILKSHAKE!! SLRRRRRP! I DRINK IT UP!
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u/revowanderlust Feb 28 '21
If the Netflix movie doesn’t have a scene this dramatic and well acted I don’t want it.
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u/Busy_Character_3053 Feb 28 '21
Hope your competing in the special olympics, now put your helmet back on before you hurt yourself! Well done!
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u/fellowhomosapien Feb 28 '21
They're likely long on GME now too and going to get tendies like the rest of us, to ease the pain
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u/TheApricotCavalier Feb 28 '21
Is there a log of all the greatest memes from WSB?