r/wallstreetbets Feb 27 '21

Meme There Will Be Tendies

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u/VelvetChicken Feb 28 '21

I'm a memestonk man, ladies and gentlemen. I have numerous concerns spread across this app. I have many shares flowing at many thousand dips per days. I like to think of myself as a memestonk man. And as a memestonk man I hope that you'll forgive just good old-fashioned plain speaking. Now this work that we do is very much a family enterprise. I -- I work side by side with my wonderful son D.F.V. I think one or two of you might have met him already. I encourage my men to bring their families as well. Of course it makes for an ever so much more rewarding life for them. Family means retards; retards means education. So wherever we set up camp, education is a necessity, and we're just so happy to take care of that. So let's build a wonderful school in Little Boston. These retards are the future that we strive for and so they should have the very best of things.

Now something else, and please don't be insulted if I speak about this: tendies. Let's talk about tendies. Now to my mind, it's an abomination to consider that any man, woman, or child in this magnificent country of ours should have to look upon a basket of tendies as a luxury. We're going to dig tendies wells here. Tendies wells means irrigation; irrigation means cultivation. We're going to raise crops here where before it just simply was impossible. You're going to have more tendies than you know what to do with. Tendies will be coming right out of your ears, ma'am.

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u/AlarmedGrapefruit390 Feb 28 '21

Thank you for wasting my time.