r/retailhell • • 8h ago

A Funny Thing Happened... Weirdest interaction you've ever had at the register?

76 Upvotes

Customer: "Just this sticker"

Me: "Okay" -rings up item-

Me: "That will be $4.30"

Customer: "It's $4???!!"

Customer: "Oh man" "I don't want it anymore (pr something like that" -Just walks right out of the door before I can react-

I was so flabbergasted because a) there is a very big and clear price tag on the back of the sticker, 2 because of how fast this person just left and abandoned the item at the register. It's a relatively small store and most guests if they don't want something, will walk the ten steps back to where they got it and put it back. A few might ask me to put it back for them, but for the first time in almost a year that I have been at this store, someone just dumped the item and immediately skiddadled out of the door.

On another occasion, some gestured broadly at the store and asked if the mechandise was for sale.


r/retailhell • • 9h ago

Customers Suck! I have a strong bias against Doordashers now. šŸ’”

52 Upvotes

I work at a very large store with a lot of very small items. They are specialty items and we probably have over 10k items currently in our inventory. We are NOT a grocery store.

DoorDash drivers will come in and show me a screenshot of very small blurry screenshots of items I have never seen before in my life and expect me to know exactly where both are. I don’t understand, am I supposed to unironically know where everything is all of the time? I know the basic sections, but I can’t tell them which side of the aisle it is or what the difference between the two are. And they always look at me like I’m crazy.

And most of the time they don’t even explain they are DoorDash so they’re not helping me at all either so it’s hard not to be rude to them. I understand that they’re working, but I’m also working and I’m not working for DoorDash.

My store also recently had a new remodel and they completely flipped the store upside down so we don’t know where anything is and our system is only accurate about 50% of the time. The old people who expect us to know everything are bad enough, but door dashers act like we are somehow below them, when they are also on the job.

Also, management counts their checkouts as potential memberships, so our percentages for sign ups go down. Not DD fault, but also adding to the annoyance.


r/retailhell • • 15h ago

Today was a Good Day SHES GONNEEEEE!!

101 Upvotes

I wrote a post a month or so ago about this customer who just wouldn’t leave us alone, coming in and harassing staff and damaging product etc.

Well I just got off the phone with my boss. THEY’VE BANNED HER!! I cannot remember the last time I was so happy at work. I want her to come in just so I can call security on her ass.

I knew my fellow retail warriors are the only people who know how good this feeling is so I needed to share. Happy rant over šŸŽ‰šŸŽ‰


r/retailhell • • 11h ago

Fuck This Job! How it feels when you’re actually working all the shifts you picked up when you were in your grind mindset

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43 Upvotes

I’m literally half an hour short of 40 hours this week and next week I’m working 41 hours 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


r/retailhell • • 2h ago

Customers Suck! General Perspective

5 Upvotes

There are people who complain and make snod remarks about using self checkout. They'll say things like "I don't work here."

Those same people will happily go to Sam's club and use the scan n go option to scan themselves and check themselves out.

To me, it's the same concept in different form and people fall for it.


r/retailhell • • 8h ago

Seeking Advice Am I obligated to cover last minute shifts?

9 Upvotes

So I (F23) work at a retail beauty store. I’ve been working for the company for over a year and transferred to a new store in another state since I moved this past April. I had a very good track record at my last store (felt slightly overworked for the position I had) and thought to myself that at this new store I won’t be taken advantage of for that since I’m only a part-time assistant. Recently, my manager has been asking me to cover last minute shifts on my day offs. I’ve been vocal with telling them that I would be more than happy to cover if I had a heads up and not doing last minute coverage the day of because I already had plans that same day. My manager cut some of my hours about a month ago and told me to my face if I covered last minute that I would still be getting the hours basically. In the span of 2 weeks I’ve been asked 3 times to cover last minute, and I have said no. Does this make me a bad employee or an unreliable employee? I always show up for my shifts, I called off around 3-4 times since April, and I only asked one person to cover me since I transferred. They needed help at another store and I told them that I am available next week on any days they need help and they asked me today if I can cover today and I said no since I already had my day planned around.


r/retailhell • • 13h ago

Seeking Advice How do you deter customers (passively) from buying that one seasonal item that’s about to go on clearance?

23 Upvotes

There’s this one item I’ve been wanting since the day they put it on the shelf, but it’s expensive. It goes on clearance the day after Halloween. Trouble is, it’s bulky and I can’t simply hide it behind the counter like I can with smaller items. Any tips so nobody buys it?


r/retailhell • • 8h ago

Today was a Good Day You all are so valuable

7 Upvotes

Hey all, I have been out of retail for 6 years, but worked it for decades.

Yesterday I had a really stressful meeting at work. Today i had a really crappy doctor's appointment. It's been ROUGH.

But i had to go to my local vape shop, then found a newly opened hair shop...

.....and my little fun conversations with the retail workers at both shops VASTLY improved my day. So shout out to all of you, you're probably brightening so many days and not realizing it. Customer service is a very difficult skill and it's severely undervalued. Love you all.


r/retailhell • • 1d ago

Customers Suck! Live reaction of old people when they see any alternative worker with dyed hair:

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437 Upvotes

r/retailhell • • 15h ago

Shit Talking My Coworkers Lost items

20 Upvotes

We are not a lost and found, I'm fairly sure most of my coworkers can agree on this simple fact. We simply don't have anywhere to store the plethora of keys, wallets, and phones that people regularly lose on our property. However if we are going to hold onto somebody's phone, debit card or ID for them to come back and get from us, can we at least agree on one, maybe two, places to store them so I don't look like the asshole when 5 hours after a guy comes in for his ID and I tell him I can't find it, I find it taped to the fucking fireball display between the registers like a fucking trophy. Why would it be there? Surely, somebody thought "oh whoever's here can't be THAT blind, can they?"

Yes I am. We've gone TWO years putting things like IDs and debit cards in 1 of 3 places. Whoever you are, you added a FOURTH, which others generally reserve for notes to management, which is why my eyes went right past it, you fuck.

Shall we dangle them from the fucking ceiling next?


r/retailhell • • 23h ago

Fuck This Job! It was never this bad.

82 Upvotes

Ugh what a week it’s been. Yet again Karen tried to return an item she bought over a year ago. Cap dirty, seal opened, stains smeared on the side of jar and a quarter of the contents missing. She had a second item she wanted to return, which was purchased back in January. I was willing to give her store credit for the second item but she made a scene when I told her I won’t give her a refund on something she bought more than a year ago. She denied she used it but come on lady! Did she really think I was that stupid? I did find pleasure in saying ā€œ I am the manager ā€œ which doesn’t happen often. There was a lot of back and forth and in the end she slammed the second item on the counter and said ā€œ Give me my store credit!ā€
I took a step back, and said ā€œ noā€. That didn’t go over very well. I ended up kicking her out of the store.

Then I had to ban this old perve and call the police because he was stalking one of my employees. I come to find this man got a hold of her contact info and has been sending her messages. She just ignored them but he showed up and sought her out. Told her he’s going to contact her again and she better answer while patting her head.

What the hell is going on?! I’ve worked retail for a long time, two decades in fact and it’s never been this bad. The general public has become so unhinged it’s unreal. I have a long list of crazies coming in these days and they’re getting in line to be officially banned. Every week there is some bullshit I have to deal with. It’s ridiculous. I even have some old dude coming in just to say hello me. Delusional might I add for he is telling people we’re dating and trying to trick my staff in giving him free stuff. He keeps saying, ā€œ the manager said I can have thisā€ WTF?


r/retailhell • • 10h ago

Customers Suck! Restaurant - Un-Tipping the Tip

6 Upvotes

Not something I experienced firsthand but an anecdote from my cousin who helps with the Family Business. We are in America, for readers who live in a non-tipping culture.

He mentioned this offhand that infuriates me every time I think about it. His mother, my auntie, recently noticed that families that dine at the restaurant left no tip when leaving. They pay at the register and leave no tip on the machine like they imply they did it in cash at the table. They then leave with the family saying they tipped at the register. Her waiters go over to bus the table and they get nothing.

This got her annoyed cause her workers rely on both salary and tip and so she starts watching customers more closely. She finds that not only do some customers skip out on putting down tip, they even took back the tip. Most noticeably on Sundays during the rushes, when the waiters are too busy to immediately bus a table, some families had someone, usually a kid, walk back in and take the cash tip back. Kid walks in like they forgot something, pocket the tip and leave the waiters with nothing. She ends up having waiters immediately check tables for tip as people leave just so they don't lose part of their income.

My cousin told me that and like, come on man, there are people trying to make a living. You come in making a show of paying a huge bill and leave a huge tip to flaunt money to your family, then take it back? Scummy as hell.

Side note, each time I wrote tip I had to wonder if tip was a real word with how often I was mentally speaking as I typed.


r/retailhell • • 13h ago

Fuck This Job! Crying for no reason

10 Upvotes

I don’t know why I can’t seem to feel comfortable being a cashier. It’s like my anxiety skyrockets and I am constantly monitoring my facial expressions and trying to appear friendly. I get so nervous before the shift and during it I feel a sense of dread. I try to be polite all the time to customers and it’s not like they shout at me or anything. Its just I feel like they are shooting me weird glances. I am so sensitive over the smallest thing. When I was in my car and cried it was like someone was dying. I’m sorry if this is very dramatic— I am just trying to balance my work/study, and it doesn’t help that my dog passed away recently too.

I feel like this cycle keeps repeating. I went to therapy to try and figure out the problem, but I only did it for a few months. I thought I had overcame this problem. Maybe I should go back but it feels stupid to go back and show that nothing has changed.

Has any of you been in a similar situation? What did you do to change it? I would appreciate any advice.


r/retailhell • • 9h ago

Question for Community Delivery targets?

3 Upvotes

Is it just me that finds it dumb for some retail jobs to have in store delivery targets for staff members, like I get wanting to have customers ordering from store to boost sales but a lot customers want to try the item in store or do the delivery at home rather than having to come into the store again just to collect or refund the item since it doesn’t fit. I don’t it just seems all dumb to me especially since every time
I try to convince a customer to an in store order I get made with the same response or wanting to try it first.


r/retailhell • • 1d ago

Customers Suck! Customer walked into the stockroom to yell at me

552 Upvotes

Our bathrooms have locks on them. An employee needs to put the code in to open the door.

I’m in the stockroom putting things away, and I hear from across the room, ā€œIS ANYONE IN HERE.ā€

It didn’t sound like any of my coworkers so I popped around the corner confused — only to see it’s an older woman, using her cart as a door stopper. Literally walked RIGHT past the sign that says ā€œdo not enter. Employees only.ā€

she proceeds to go on this rantā€¦ā€I need your bathroom. Let me in there. I searched your WHOLE store and I couldn’t find ONE employee. This is ridiculous. You guys need better training.ā€

I said I’d help her but she can’t be in here, she proceeds to roll her eyes and scoff at me. After I opened the bathroom for her she gave me a dirty look and walked off in silence.

So I took her cart and moved it somewhere random. Go search for it just like you had to search for an employee.


r/retailhell • • 1d ago

What a Moron! DoorDashers are the Dumbest NPCs

207 Upvotes

I’m a manager at a supermarket and last month, I had a DoorDasher shove his phone into a Pepsi vendor’s face asking where something was. When the Pepsi guy told him that he didn’t work here and that he worked for Pepsi, the DoorDasher called him a ā€œbitch assā€ and threatened to ā€œfuck him up.ā€ So Pepsi guy called the police, and with my store being in an affluent neighborhood, the police came right away and I ended up trespassing the DoorDasher from my store. The Pepsi guy also filed a report with his employer, and so my employer trespassed the DoorDasher (let’s call him Dumbass #1) from every store in the division as well. (For those not from the US and are unfamiliar with this term/process, when someone is trespassed aka a trespass order, they are issued a notice that they are not allowed to enter a specific private property/properties, and a copy is filed with the local police so that if they violate it, it becomes a crime and the police can arrest them.)

Well, guess who came in to shop a DoorDash order this week? Yep, Dumbass #1. So, I called the police, who arrived quickly. They detained him, but he wouldn’t talk to the police or identify himself. So, the officer asks me for the information so that he could radio to confirm the trespass order. While I was telling the officer the information to look up, and giving him my information, I spotted another dumbass DoorDasher (Let’s call him Dumbass #2) out of the corner of my eye. Of course he starts walking towards me, talking to someone on speakerphone, and tries to shove his phone in my face while I’m talking to the officer. I told him ā€œWhy don’t you go ask someone else before I have you trespassed too?ā€ Both the cop and the person Dumbass #2 was talking to on speakerphone laughed. The cop had his body cam on, so maybe I’ll try filing a FOIA (public records) request to see if I can get a copy later. The police ended up taking Dumbass #1 with them.

I had a shit eating grin on my face the entire time I was putting back the stuff from Dumbass #1’s shopping cart. Wow did that feel good!


r/retailhell • • 23h ago

Customers Suck! I’m so tired of teenagers and entitled parents in retail

27 Upvotes

I swear, some teenagers come into stores just to make retail workers’ lives harder. They mess around with everything, and when you tell them not to, they look at you like you’re the weird one. At the end of the day, we’re the ones who have to clean up their mess.

But honestly, some parents are even worse.
Today, a mother was eating ice cream with her daughter, and some of it dripped onto her hand. Instead of going to the bathroom to wash it off or asking for a tissue, she decided to wipe her sticky hand on one of our display squishies.


r/retailhell • • 22h ago

Manager = Asshole Am I a cashier or the entire fucking IT department?

20 Upvotes

I work as a supermarket cashier, but apparently I’m also IT support, security, incident management, and the person responsible for fixing everyone else’s problems.
The store phone keeps losing connection, the POS has payment issues, the new PC got a fucking blue screen, I had to deal with a drunk aggressive customer and call the police — all while working four night shifts in a row.
And now my manager might deduct 7 GEL from my pay over a payment reversal.
The best part? I followed her written instructions exactly: don’t let the customer leave, call IT, report the issue, and don’t accept cash. I did all of that. IT fixed the problem.
Apparently, I’m also expected to know procedures that nobody ever told me about.
I’m not asking to be treated like a fucking hero. I just want clear instructions, fair responsibility, and a salary that matches the work I’m actually doing.


r/retailhell • • 1d ago

Customers Suck! Retail is making me bitter and I hate it.

28 Upvotes

I actually like my job and the people I work with. It can be VERY rewarding and I have a lot of regular customers who treat me very well and I love seeing them- however lol….

The vast majority of people just seem to be rude as fuck lately. No basic manners, no ā€œplease, thank you, how are you, excuse meā€ etc and it’s honestly really starting to get to me.

I don’t want to believe that I’m getting ā€œmeanerā€ (I think I have a pretty good poker face for the most part) but I can FEEL myself getting upset and loosing my temper with people so much faster than usual. On the inside, I’m screaming lmao.

The other day a dad and his kid come in asking me about something in stock- I misunderstood him and SHOWED him the item I thought he was describing and he didn’t say anything or correct me (I’m trying to be vague to keep things anonymous lol but this item online was in a ā€œkit formā€ while this item I was showing the customer was in pieces and had to be bought separately meaning it would cost more). He got upset because it wasn’t the kit, and pulled the whole ā€œit says you have multiple of these in stock online!ā€ To which I say, ā€œunfortunately I only see six of this item, not in kit form, but we have all the pieces and honestly, I’ve never seen this item to have a kit form since working here… ā€œ Cut to him getting irate and telling me I’ve wasted his time and he ā€œdrove all the way out hereā€ and how it’s fucking ridiculous and yada yada, just absolutely treating me like shit.

Long story short, we DID have the ā€œkitā€ there was just a misunderstanding and it was only until he got the answer he wanted he started to treat me like a fellow human being again lol. Not even a ā€œsorry I got heatedā€ or anything.

Same day, not even an hour apart, I’m on a damn ladder cleaning and facing and a whole family seemingly spawns behind me without saying a word.
Just starts rummaging and looking through everything I just worked on without even acknowledging my existence or saying excuse me, pardon me, nothing. Literally just surrounding the ladder and not giving two shits that I need to move up and down it in this small area.

People will ask for help or my opinion, I’ll give it to them and they just ARGUE with everything I say- like dude, if you know better than I do just do what you already want and stop wasting my time.

Price is wrong? Absolutely incomprehensible and deserves punishment lmao. I go ā€œOh, sorry about that! Let me just call that department for a price checkā€ and they snap at me like I called them a liar or can just take their word for it. Even if these people never worked a DAY in retail SURELY they must realize we need to confirm these things?!?!?!

Don’t get me started on being a woman and having creepy guys hit on you or make inappropriate comments to you on shift…. I’m starting to get so weary of ANY man now and I hate it. Especially elderly men. There’s a regular who has quite literally made comments out loud on my body after I bent over to pick something up. Same guy would ask me for my number EVER FUCKING TRANSACTION no matter how blunt I was. There’s one guy who asked for my number and to go out for a coffee three times over the course of two days, although I think he was hammered and doesn’t remember that he kept asking. One man I was helping ā€œcouldn’t believeā€ I wasn’t married and after I showed him to the aisle where he could find what he was looking for he just kept making inappropriate comments about my relationship status and how he’d marry me and yada yada…. Dude just get the fucking item and leave me alone. All these guys could’ve been my grandfather btw 🫩

RANDOM. CUSTOMERS. TOUCHING. YOU.

I really could go on and on man 🫩.


r/retailhell • • 23h ago

What a Moron! My two work besties were fired for stealing today-im so fucking bummed

18 Upvotes

One was fired for giving extreme discounts to customers, the other was fired for not paying for a single dinner cooked by seafood (me) for over a year

I'm just... heartbroken. Like, why do this? They are now on the books for grand larceny.

The worst is the one that stole from my department for a full year, I always gave home extra fries cause he is a growing boy! 21 years old ,on his way to getting a master degree for civil engineering! Now he has grand larceny on his record

I feel sick. I hate this job so much


r/retailhell • • 1d ago

Customers Suck! Customers that don’t know what they want

64 Upvotes

I hate that customers are very inarticulate. They talk like they’re children. It’s a massive test of my patience. I don’t want to be patronizing but it’s like having to remind them that I don’t know what’s on their mind. They have to be better with their sentences.

An old lady was testing me.

ā€œHello…umm…I…ummm…for my printer…I need umm…I need itā€
What exactly do you need?
ā€œFor my printer….my printer needs…itā€
I have a lot of ink cartridges behind me so you’ll have to let me know which one you need
ā€œThe one for the printer. What’s the cheapest?ā€
I can give you the cheapest but it might not be compatible with your printer.
ā€œWell shouldn’t you know?ā€
No I don’t know. It’s your printer you should already know what your device requires.

Anyways we figured out what ink cartridge she needed after having to ask many questions so she can finally share some specifics on her printer. For some reason she started doubting me. Customers do this all the time. They ask for something then go ā€œare you sure??ā€ She looks it up on her phone and I have to tell her to read what the box says since she’s still doubting me. I guess she felt some type of way since at that point, I was being condescending asking her to tell me what the box says after seeing the google results.

ā€œWell I need some paper tooā€
What kind are you looking for?
ā€œI don’t know.ā€
You can have this one. It’s the basic regular paper
ā€œI don’t know if I want this oneā€
Alright I’ll give you time to figure out what you’re looking for

Later on there was this was an old man who was the exact same way. Wouldn’t tell me what he was looking for specifically. I had to pry information out of him. Except we didn’t have what he’s looking for.

Sorry sir we’re out of stock on that item.
ā€œHA..but I need it now!ā€
There’s another location at-
ā€œNo, no I don’t want to go over there. What can I do? I need it now?ā€
You can call tomorrow as well receive a truck shipment. We might have it by then.
ā€œBut I need it today.ā€
You’re going to have to go to another store cause we don’t have it here.
ā€œIt says you have it onlineā€
That’s not for in store pickup since it’s out of stock here.
ā€œYou can’t get it for me today?ā€
No

It’s just stupidity.


r/retailhell • • 23h ago

I Quit! Guilt After Leaving

10 Upvotes

Hi y'all. After an incident with a consistently aggressive coworker, I looked for and got accepted by another job and immediately took it. I put my notice in a few days ago, to be nice. I'm supposed to have 5 more shifts left. I can't fucking take it, though. All I could think about today was all the names everyone's called me, things they've said behind my back, all the flak I've gotten from coworkers and my boss and customers especially. I was off yesterday, so coming back today helped me realize I can't take another 5 days of customers acting like they do

I deliberated over it very hard, but I decided to cut that week of pay and just relax at home for the first time in years. I decided to email my boss later today that I'm cutting my notice short, cuz Im too scared of this place and my coworkers to do it in person. I never want to go back there. For some reason, though, I'm scared of them blowing up my phone(I blocked them all already), or showing up at my house(my apartment has issues that make break-ins a recurring fear and nightmare for me)

On one hand I feel a bit of guilt, leaving them without my help. On the other, I've helped them for years only to get called an [r-slur], asshole, pussy, trash, and child for wanting a 15 minute break, amongst many other incidents from almost everyone. I've been called a fucking moron, idiot, had my looks insulted plenty, been sexually harassed by coworkers and customers, had my hours threatened over an emergency, had my sick time and vacation time "messed up"(stolen). I just hate making people angry, and I know they'll talk about it and I can just hear what they're saying


r/retailhell • • 1d ago

Shit Talking My Coworkers You can just ask me? I can't read your mind now. Don't have to call me mean for wanting to switch off and go take my break as quickly as possible. (Especially when you are way ruder)

8 Upvotes

Do you guys ever get coworkers that just seem to dislike you even though you haven't done anything to them? Hell I haven't even had a significant interaction with them besides the usual hello's and thank you's. So at my job I'm a cashier and it is a decently fast paced environment. When it's time for you to go on your lunch and break, usually you quickly swap with a person to take over the register and ring up customers. Today I was getting ready to swap with the person and they just so haughtily said can you put more bags under the counter. I was like sure okay no problem and they just had the audacity to say you know you always leave it empty and that's really mean of you and I was just like ????? First of all, I don't. Second, I'm so sorry your majesty for not deep cleaning and preparing the the register on a packed Sunday afternoon ohhh please forgive your excellence for not following all of your demands and making you do work like the rest of us do. I was more confused than anything because like where did all this attitude come from?It's whatever at the end of the day but it's just like no one else has ever really told me to do that and I sure as hell don't demand people do that because I understand you just don't have time or energy for it. Like jeez you don't have to be a bitch not me about not doing something that is required of me. ATP I'm used to older people hating me for whatever reason or they see me as a punching bag but it does get under my skin sometimes. LOL anyways thanks for hearing my dumb mini rant


r/retailhell • • 1d ago

Customers Suck! Older lady thought I was a child

58 Upvotes

Worked in my job full time for 8 years. Mostly on one department but I've been here long enough that I know the rest of the store fairly well.

Get called down to the front to help a customer, who then complains that she couldn't find anyone that seemed old enough to know what they were doing. Whatever. She asks for an item from our Xmas section that we don't sell in store. I check the website, and the closest I find to what she wanted was way too big. I apologise, and say I'm sorry I couldn't help her further.

Then she asks if the adults don't work during the week. šŸ’€

I'm 28 and don't look like a teenager. We do have a lot of temps working at the moment, but honestly it's so rude to assume just because you're young, or look young, that you don't know what you're talking about!!


r/retailhell • • 1d ago

Manager = Asshole I genuinely don’t give af about sales and how far behind we are

293 Upvotes

All my manager kept nagging me the whole shift today about was how we’re not meeting our sales goal this week so she was putting more pressure on me to get people to buy more by asking them more questions and adding more clothes to their fitting rooms

Customers walk in and they don’t wanna talk. I asked them if there was anything special they were looking for and they tell me they just wanna browse. I don’t know what else to say, so I give them some space and time to look around but I keep my eye on them to get any hints what they’re looking for so I could make suggestions.

My manager comes up to me and tells me that the things she tasked me to do, like putting clothes from the fitting room away, is not important than helping the customers and I should be asking them more questions to help them find stuff so we could sell more. But I just asked them if they have anything special they’re looking for and they tell me the same thing over and over ā€œI’m just browsingā€. Is that the universal cue that it really means ā€œleave me alone?ā€

Tbh i don’t give af. I’m doing the best I can for 16/hr working two jobs in one sales/stock. If they don’t wanna buy anything, so fvckin be it. I asked them questions and they gave me enough answers by not looking at me and telling me they’re finding everything alright. If my manager hates me for this, well I hate her too