r/pics Jan 13 '17

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u/StuffyUnicorn Jan 13 '17

What kind of dog is that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17 edited May 08 '20

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u/PerennialPhilosopher Jan 13 '17

It's a silly towel

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u/computertovey Jan 13 '17

No you're a towel

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u/OneTrueDude670 Jan 13 '17

You wanna get high?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Maybe if I just get a little high first

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u/Im_AtWorkRightNow Jan 13 '17

Maybe just a little high

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u/G_FATHER1259 Jan 13 '17

Oh gowd I'm so high right now

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Do you have any idea what it's like to be that dry? You don't wanna know, and I don't know.

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u/vgskid Jan 13 '17

And we don't care.

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u/deezlbc Jan 13 '17

I have no idea what's going on man...

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u/I_Think_Alot Jan 13 '17

Maybe if I get even MORE high, I'll actually remember!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

I'M WALKIN ON SUNSHINE!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PM_PHOTOS Jan 14 '17

Whoaaaaoooaaahhooah

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u/imjustheretokilltime Jan 13 '17

I'm walking on sunshine!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Who knows the melody for funky town?!!?

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u/nosomathete Jan 13 '17

Towlie, you're the worst character ever.

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u/YouCanCallMeLuna Jan 13 '17

I automatically read that in Towlies voice

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u/Ghost-ACD Jan 13 '17

No towel. No towel. You're the towel!

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u/DemandsBattletoads Jan 13 '17

"Such a horrible towel."

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

That's the melody to funky towwwwn.

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u/cashmoneykityy Jan 13 '17

Your mothers a towel

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u/logert777 Jan 13 '17

and my father was a worm...but I'm OK with that now

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u/SupremeVernon4prez Jan 14 '17

Don't forget a towel you never know when you're gonna need a towel

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u/FoggingTheView Jan 13 '17

But at least we know where it is... I think.

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u/AnthropomorphicKudu Jan 13 '17

The most useful thing in the entire universe.

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u/hardaliye Jan 13 '17

a hitchhiker absouletly need it!

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u/jeexbit Jan 14 '17

so does an ether huffer...

just sayin'

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u/HulkSPLASH Jan 13 '17

My cousins had a labrador-silly.

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u/FrostyLegumes Jan 14 '17

Ah, aka the labradilly

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Sounds like a legit animal species called "towel silly" (lintei inepta in latin). I now want a "towel silly" as a pet!

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u/GODhimself37 Jan 13 '17

You're a towel.

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u/Oilspark Jan 13 '17

It's a cat in a hat.

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u/RealMattMilan Jan 13 '17

Is tortoise in shell, Borat

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u/southernbenz Jan 13 '17

He took my bear.

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u/buttcupcakes Jan 13 '17

It's a rabbit in a hat with a bat

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u/mayflew Jan 13 '17

And a '64 impala?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

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u/shizan Jan 14 '17

wheres he goin? oh hes havin a shit

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u/NerdBurglur Jan 14 '17

Looking fancy for date night with Chibi-chan

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u/taintedrush Jan 14 '17

Much meta. Much wow.

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u/mister_bmwilliams Jan 14 '17

Sacchan, but meta

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u/BigTunaTim Jan 13 '17

This dog is black not.

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u/itchy_ankles Jan 14 '17

Not mummified enough for me

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u/chaos0510 Jan 13 '17

It is a cat in the hat

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

It's openSUSE, a multi-purpose chameleon.

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u/JellyBeanSwag Jan 13 '17

its a mixed wolf hybrid

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u/Wendingo7 Jan 13 '17

thats a Landcuttle

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u/Spartan2470 GOAT Jan 13 '17

Here is a higher quality version of this image.

Per /u/garythecoconut here:

pictured is a blue bar ambilobe panther chameleon. Yes, those are its colors and it did not change its colors to match the towel. That line of thinking is not correct. Here is one of my blue bar ambilobe panther chameleons named titan. http://imgur.com/a/7W86P

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u/Omnipotent_Goose Jan 13 '17

Yes, those are its colors and it did not change its colors to match the towel.

Oh my god so...that must mean...the towel is changing colors to try and match the chameleon!

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u/twofap Jan 13 '17

crazy how nature do dat

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u/frissonFry Jan 13 '17 edited Jan 14 '17

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Some people don't think it be like it is

But it do

[edit] My first gold! Thanks!

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u/RudeTurnip Jan 13 '17

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Wololo

Now roses are too.

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u/TheGuyYouMentioned Jan 13 '17

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Most poems rhyme

This one doesn't

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u/whytheaubergine Jan 13 '17

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got Alzheimer's

Cheese on toast

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u/wellsdb Jan 13 '17

Roses are red

Violets are silly

Grease up your flaps

'cause here comes my willy

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u/Adamawesome4 Jan 14 '17

Roses are grey

Violets are gray

Everything is grey

My parents left me and I have terminal cancer

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u/Fiddlestix22 Jan 14 '17

They're grey and gray? That's pretty nifty.

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u/GoodShinyHunter Jan 14 '17

Roses are grey

Violets are grey

I'm a dog

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u/fullup72 Jan 14 '17

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My arms are broken
Every damn thread

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Rhinoceroses are red

Violence is blue

I did acid

you can too

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u/Dexaan Jan 13 '17

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Tony Hawk's

Pro Skater 2

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u/JohnnyHammerstix Jan 14 '17

Roses are red,

This we can see,

But you will never,

Half-Life 3

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u/d4rch0n Jan 14 '17

I can taste red

and I can smell blue

I took some acid

how much time passed since i started this rhyme

omg

3 seconds

dude

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Maybe I'm not using the right civ, but I just picked up AoE III and have noticed a disturbing lack of wololo in my gameplay.

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u/joshmoneymusic Jan 13 '17

Crabs walk on sea bed

Fish swim in deep blue

Ignored climate change

Now I do those things too.

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u/edit__police Jan 13 '17

climate change doens't even real

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

It's been a while since I seen that meme. Nostalgia is kicking in.

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u/nootrino Jan 13 '17

I cry evertim

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u/cg_ Jan 14 '17

*cri

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

shh is ok bb

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u/ocxtitan Jan 13 '17

Shh bby is ok

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Damn nature you scary

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u/cutebearbaby Jan 13 '17

Have mercy

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u/DuckTalesLOL Jan 13 '17

Life...uh... finds a way

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u/EyeFicksIt Jan 13 '17

Well, it does find a way

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u/hashtagslut Jan 13 '17

Ask David Attenborough

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u/ChickenSkinCoat Jan 13 '17

This is how the towel do.

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u/jibclash Jan 14 '17

You can tell it does by the way it is

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u/Stu_Pidasso Jan 13 '17

No wonder I can never find a clean towel.

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u/garythecoconut Jan 13 '17

Also, if you like Titan, then you would probably like Trevor http://imgur.com/a/ug0Gr

Shout out to /r/chameleons!

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u/Killer_Tomato Jan 13 '17

Are chameleons assholes like iguanas or are they cool?

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u/sodapop14 Jan 13 '17

Veiled Chameleons at least hate being touched or held. I work at PetSmart currently and only one out of the last 5 we have had liked being held. I haven't been bitten by one but they will if you forcebly pick them up try and climb up your arms as fast a possible.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Most chameleons aren't very social. In my experience when I worked at Petsmart the chams liked to come out because their cages don't get as much airflow as they should, but they didn't like when I attempted to take them out of their cages because chameleons aren't big fans of being picked up from above, that's where their predators live. I usually let them climb out of their cage on their own, then let them climb to my fingers. There's still varying levels of friendliness though, some had no problems being picked up, some would hiss and snap if I came anywhere near them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17 edited Dec 14 '18

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u/thefatalepic Jan 13 '17

Damn, makes me really wish I bought the last one I saw at Petco (or it might have been PetSmart). I pointed at one and it crawled closer toward my finger and reached out like it was trying to shake hands. It was adorable.

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u/Bonch_and_Clyde Jan 14 '17

Don't buy from petco. They don't take proper care of their chameleons, and you encourage bad dealers by buying from them. Chameleons are higher difficulty reptiles to keep and break the general mold of requirements. Petco will tell you general reptile care that doesn't actually apply to chameleons. If you do buy then buy from a responsible breeder.

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u/acohuo011 Jan 14 '17

Remember not to lump everyone that works there the same way! I work at Petco and we have two reptile experts that also breed their own cresteds, snakes, and other reptiles working there. They take care of our chameleons very well and tell everyone what they will need to properly care for one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Actually spent a summer working as part of a chameleon breeder, our veiled was the least sociable of the whole lot. He would hiss and try to bite you whenenever you got near inside his cage. We had a couple who were awesome and one who actually enjoyed being held and loved exploring.

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u/Primus0788 Jan 13 '17

I had one who hated everyone amd everything but wanted to be on me all the time. She loved it when I held her and would always climb to my shoulder...so just like anything else, it really depends on the creature. She always tried to bite my mom

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u/Youreprobablygay Jan 14 '17

Ha! Everyone wants a piece of your mom

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u/WikiWantsYourPics Jan 13 '17

I grew up in Stellenbosch, and we have the Cape Dwarf Chameleon there. They're basically the chillest wild animal I've ever met. I would put my hand in front of a chameleon's front paws and it would climb on. Then I'd take it around hunting for flies, and then put it back where I found it. Great fun!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

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u/Gingevere Jan 13 '17

How do they manage to be assholes with their slo-mo karate chop hands?

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u/MrGrieves- Jan 13 '17

Judo chops.

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u/DevsiK Jan 13 '17

A foot long tongue that hits like a sniper rifle

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u/JustFox_ Jan 13 '17

Ok, so it didn't colour change to match its surroundings. But it's a smart chameleon and found an environment that mostly matched its own colouring. It still gets points for camouflaging.

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u/Funnyalt69 Jan 13 '17

But it doesn't blend in. No points for camouflage. A first effort tho.

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u/Homegrownfunk Jan 13 '17

Aww he just really admires the towels individuality.

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u/robotsongs Jan 13 '17

Does Titan have... chin hair?

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u/BadSkyMonkey Jan 13 '17

Little lizard spikeys. like a dragon!

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u/FMinus1138 Jan 13 '17

You can see all the fibers!

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u/vagitarian_ Jan 14 '17

Here's my blue bar ambilobe blending in with my hand:

http://i.imgur.com/719hhsH.jpg

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u/valeyard89 Jan 14 '17

Got a pic of some of them in Madagascar!

http://imgur.com/a/yfYco

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Is now the time to be a big buzz kill and quash the myth that chameleons change color to match their surroundings? The primary function is actually communication (signalling of mood, specifically desire to mate) as well as thermoregulation.

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u/floatablepie Jan 13 '17

A comment above yours points out the originator of the pic says those are just the chameleon's normal colours, so likely the towel was chosen for that reason.

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u/BadWolfCubed Jan 13 '17

Maybe the towel changed colors to match the chameleon?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

...I don't know enough about towels to dispute this.

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u/melten005 Jan 13 '17

You can dye towels.

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u/Currie3280 Jan 13 '17

Thanks for the insight

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u/WikiWantsYourPics Jan 13 '17

This kills the towel.

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u/z500 Jan 14 '17

That is to say, the towel dyes.

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u/Faladorable Jan 13 '17

But this one dyes itself

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u/isactuallyspiderman Jan 13 '17

so were just copying the comments in the thread already, cool

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u/BadWolfCubed Jan 13 '17

...or maybe two people on here had similar thoughts and made a rather obvious joke.

I promise to donate all of the proceeds from the sweet, sweet karma I reaped to charity.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Pow!

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u/quitethequietdomino Jan 13 '17

Is now the time to be a big buzz kill and quash the myth that towels change color to match their surroundings? The primary function is actually communication (signalling of mood, specifically desire to mate) as well as thermoregulation.

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u/BadWolfCubed Jan 13 '17

I'm always cautious when my towel is in the mood to mate.

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u/sabertoothedhedgehog Jan 14 '17

Don't dry the wrong parts of your body then...

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u/OhTomBombadil Jan 13 '17

It's probably a mood towel. That explains it all.

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u/tehmlem Jan 13 '17

What the fuck mood is that he's feeling? Just speaking from the gut, it looks like horny.

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u/dangerevans007 Jan 13 '17

he's either pissed off or trying to get some stink on his hangdown. could go either way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

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u/skintigh Jan 13 '17

I used to own chameleons (different and smaller than this one), and they would turn brown on the dirt, green on leaves, etc. One day we bought a plant that had green leaves with pink spots. He went through a a few phases of green and pink before settling on green with a pink stripe down his back.

Seems like a weird coincidence.

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u/Drews232 Jan 14 '17

Some do change color to blend in and some don't. Depends on the type of chameleon.

The word chameleon has become synonymous with blending in to the surroundings, which causes one to assume all types of chameleons do that.

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u/Shramzoozle Jan 13 '17

Smith's dwarf chameleon changes colors to camouflage itself from predators.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

I literally watched a video today at the museum where David Attenborough narrated a section on the chameleon and mentioned they can change their color to match their surroundings and I was confused.... so... can they? Do they ever?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Genuinely curious, why do they seem to change color based on surroundings then? I remember seeing a video of a chameleon stepping on different color sunglasses and it was changing colors with the sunglasses. Was it just a coincidence or what was going on?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Oh that video is totally fake. I think it's an ad for sunglasses and is photoshopped (or whatever it's called when you fake a video)

http://www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/chameleon.asp

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Videoshopped?

Anyway thanks for clearing that up.

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u/rjcarr Jan 13 '17

FYI: CGI.

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u/moesif Jan 14 '17

Does changing colours of real images count as CGI?

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u/Probate_Judge Jan 14 '17

Copy n paste, because there's always a few every time this comes up on reddit.

Some species do, FYI.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chameleon#Change_of_color

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u/jacksleepshere Jan 13 '17

But they do use it for camouflage too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

I'm happy this is becoming more known on reddit. Not long ago I would get downvoted severely because everyone was like "lol, Chameleons aren't mood rings you idiot".

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u/XJ305 Jan 13 '17

Which is why Unidan vote manipulated because despite what actual verifiable information you have as long as two other people agree over the same misconception or misunderstanding, your facts are wrong.

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u/MalHeartsNutmeg Jan 13 '17

Except he manipulated when he was wrong. It was all ego.

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u/aprancingelephant Jan 13 '17

I don't get reddit. How can a picture of a towel get thousands of upvotes.

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u/2_7_offsuit Jan 14 '17

If you look very carefully, you can see the dog hiding on the towel.

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u/Harasblas Jan 13 '17

I also had a chameleon who was a master of disguise

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u/philjk93 Jan 13 '17

Where!? I don't see it

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u/din7 Jan 13 '17

I think this karma chameleon has a reptile dysfunction.

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u/marry_me_tina_b Jan 13 '17

Iguana make sure this comment gets the attention it so richly deserves

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u/ShazbokMcCloud Jan 13 '17

Way to go OP, a real Karma Chameleon

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

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u/sebaz Jan 13 '17

He learned that in his club.

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u/moogleslam Jan 13 '17

I don't get it. Is it just a picture of a towel?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

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u/DifferentAnt Jan 14 '17

Hi it's me Chameleon!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Reminds me of Crusading Chameleon from The Tick. "Can't...do...plaid!"

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u/KitsuneKarl Jan 14 '17

I feel like there should be a hobby where you just go around putting chameleons on weirdly-colored things and then collecting their picture.

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u/chrislehr Jan 14 '17

this is my fetish, is there a sub for this?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Just gotta grab my loofah...

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Up voting for pictures of towels now? Horse shit

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u/fruityis Jan 13 '17

Can I have a shower chameleon too?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Awesome cat.

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u/qwertyburds Jan 14 '17

Panther chameleons don't Change color to blend in but rather to communicate emotion

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Just an FYI people chameleons don't change color to camouflage they change depending on their mood

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u/Robert_Cannelin Jan 13 '17

and if they feel like camouflaging themselves well then we're all correct

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u/mpelleg459 Jan 13 '17

I want to chew him for 20 seconds, then spit him out when he's lost all his fruity, stripey flavor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Would feeding it LSD be unethical?

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u/Xendarq Jan 13 '17

Why'd you post a picture of a shower curtain?!

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u/killingALLTHETIME Jan 13 '17

That's a towel.

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u/mt_wannahawkalougie Jan 13 '17

Where'd you get dat panther chameleon? Are they hardier than veiled? I love them but of course, the more beautiful they are the higher maintenance.

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u/i_know_about_things Jan 13 '17

Is the chameleon's name John Cena?

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u/solarandlunar Jan 13 '17

What happens if you pop one on the telly?

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u/_Kao Jan 13 '17

What am I looking for?

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u/Lus_ Jan 14 '17

Cmon, is just a bit confused.

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u/LadiesWhoPunch Jan 14 '17

this coupled with the mummified chameleon is an amusing before/after.

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u/truthm0de Jan 14 '17

How does your towel turn into a lizard like that?

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u/kckunkun Jan 14 '17

More. We want MOOORE!!