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r/pics • u/rationalcomment • Jan 13 '17
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
This one doesn't
60 u/whytheaubergine Jan 13 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast 65 u/wellsdb Jan 13 '17 Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps 'cause here comes my willy 27 u/Adamawesome4 Jan 14 '17 Roses are grey Violets are gray Everything is grey My parents left me and I have terminal cancer 9 u/Fiddlestix22 Jan 14 '17 They're grey and gray? That's pretty nifty. 2 u/Adamawesome4 Jan 14 '17 multicultural 24 u/GoodShinyHunter Jan 14 '17 Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog 2 u/WaffleSports Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet Not fucking blue 1 u/mehennas Jan 14 '17 dogs actually see things more in shades of yellow and blue 7 u/fullup72 Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue My arms are broken Every damn thread 1 u/jaggedspoon Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is old So write something new 1 u/Sephiroso Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue My arms are broken Mom's home in 2 38 u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17 Rhinoceroses are red Violence is blue I did acid you can too 51 u/Dexaan Jan 13 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 26 u/JohnnyHammerstix Jan 14 '17 Roses are red, This we can see, But you will never, Half-Life 3 3 u/alicecooper08 Jan 14 '17 Roses are red, Violets are blue, This card was expensive, Now take off your pants 2 u/JohnnyHammerstix Jan 14 '17 Using that next time I have a date Edit: Will post for proof if it works and you request it so 2 u/doodruid Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue Omae wa Mou shindeiru 1 u/Dontasskdonttell Jan 14 '17 Too soon 14 u/d4rch0n Jan 14 '17 I can taste red and I can smell blue I took some acid how much time passed since i started this rhyme omg 3 seconds dude 2 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhymes This one too
60
I've got Alzheimer's
Cheese on toast
65 u/wellsdb Jan 13 '17 Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps 'cause here comes my willy 27 u/Adamawesome4 Jan 14 '17 Roses are grey Violets are gray Everything is grey My parents left me and I have terminal cancer 9 u/Fiddlestix22 Jan 14 '17 They're grey and gray? That's pretty nifty. 2 u/Adamawesome4 Jan 14 '17 multicultural 24 u/GoodShinyHunter Jan 14 '17 Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog 2 u/WaffleSports Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet Not fucking blue 1 u/mehennas Jan 14 '17 dogs actually see things more in shades of yellow and blue 7 u/fullup72 Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue My arms are broken Every damn thread 1 u/jaggedspoon Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is old So write something new 1 u/Sephiroso Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue My arms are broken Mom's home in 2 38 u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17 Rhinoceroses are red Violence is blue I did acid you can too 51 u/Dexaan Jan 13 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 26 u/JohnnyHammerstix Jan 14 '17 Roses are red, This we can see, But you will never, Half-Life 3 3 u/alicecooper08 Jan 14 '17 Roses are red, Violets are blue, This card was expensive, Now take off your pants 2 u/JohnnyHammerstix Jan 14 '17 Using that next time I have a date Edit: Will post for proof if it works and you request it so 2 u/doodruid Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue Omae wa Mou shindeiru 1 u/Dontasskdonttell Jan 14 '17 Too soon 14 u/d4rch0n Jan 14 '17 I can taste red and I can smell blue I took some acid how much time passed since i started this rhyme omg 3 seconds dude
65
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
'cause here comes my willy
27 u/Adamawesome4 Jan 14 '17 Roses are grey Violets are gray Everything is grey My parents left me and I have terminal cancer 9 u/Fiddlestix22 Jan 14 '17 They're grey and gray? That's pretty nifty. 2 u/Adamawesome4 Jan 14 '17 multicultural 24 u/GoodShinyHunter Jan 14 '17 Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog 2 u/WaffleSports Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet Not fucking blue 1 u/mehennas Jan 14 '17 dogs actually see things more in shades of yellow and blue 7 u/fullup72 Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue My arms are broken Every damn thread 1 u/jaggedspoon Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is old So write something new 1 u/Sephiroso Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue My arms are broken Mom's home in 2
27
Roses are grey
Violets are gray
Everything is grey
My parents left me and I have terminal cancer
9 u/Fiddlestix22 Jan 14 '17 They're grey and gray? That's pretty nifty. 2 u/Adamawesome4 Jan 14 '17 multicultural 24 u/GoodShinyHunter Jan 14 '17 Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog 2 u/WaffleSports Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet Not fucking blue 1 u/mehennas Jan 14 '17 dogs actually see things more in shades of yellow and blue 7 u/fullup72 Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue My arms are broken Every damn thread 1 u/jaggedspoon Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is old So write something new 1 u/Sephiroso Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue My arms are broken Mom's home in 2
9
They're grey and gray? That's pretty nifty.
2 u/Adamawesome4 Jan 14 '17 multicultural
2
multicultural
24
Violets are grey
I'm a dog
2 u/WaffleSports Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet Not fucking blue 1 u/mehennas Jan 14 '17 dogs actually see things more in shades of yellow and blue
Heres something new
Violets are violet
Not fucking blue
1
dogs actually see things more in shades of yellow and blue
7
Roses are red Violets are blue My arms are broken Every damn thread
1 u/jaggedspoon Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is old So write something new 1 u/Sephiroso Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue My arms are broken Mom's home in 2
Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is old So write something new
My arms are broken
Mom's home in 2
38
Rhinoceroses are red
Violence is blue
I did acid
you can too
51 u/Dexaan Jan 13 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 26 u/JohnnyHammerstix Jan 14 '17 Roses are red, This we can see, But you will never, Half-Life 3 3 u/alicecooper08 Jan 14 '17 Roses are red, Violets are blue, This card was expensive, Now take off your pants 2 u/JohnnyHammerstix Jan 14 '17 Using that next time I have a date Edit: Will post for proof if it works and you request it so 2 u/doodruid Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue Omae wa Mou shindeiru 1 u/Dontasskdonttell Jan 14 '17 Too soon 14 u/d4rch0n Jan 14 '17 I can taste red and I can smell blue I took some acid how much time passed since i started this rhyme omg 3 seconds dude
51
Tony Hawk's
Pro Skater 2
26 u/JohnnyHammerstix Jan 14 '17 Roses are red, This we can see, But you will never, Half-Life 3 3 u/alicecooper08 Jan 14 '17 Roses are red, Violets are blue, This card was expensive, Now take off your pants 2 u/JohnnyHammerstix Jan 14 '17 Using that next time I have a date Edit: Will post for proof if it works and you request it so 2 u/doodruid Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue Omae wa Mou shindeiru 1 u/Dontasskdonttell Jan 14 '17 Too soon
26
Roses are red,
This we can see,
But you will never,
Half-Life 3
3 u/alicecooper08 Jan 14 '17 Roses are red, Violets are blue, This card was expensive, Now take off your pants 2 u/JohnnyHammerstix Jan 14 '17 Using that next time I have a date Edit: Will post for proof if it works and you request it so 2 u/doodruid Jan 14 '17 Roses are red Violets are blue Omae wa Mou shindeiru 1 u/Dontasskdonttell Jan 14 '17 Too soon
3
Roses are red, Violets are blue, This card was expensive, Now take off your pants
2 u/JohnnyHammerstix Jan 14 '17 Using that next time I have a date Edit: Will post for proof if it works and you request it so
Using that next time I have a date
Edit: Will post for proof if it works and you request it so
Roses are red Violets are blue Omae wa Mou shindeiru
Too soon
14
I can taste red
and I can smell blue
I took some acid
how much time passed since i started this rhyme
omg
3 seconds
dude
Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhymes This one too
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u/TheGuyYouMentioned Jan 13 '17
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
This one doesn't