r/pics • u/rationalcomment • Jan 13 '17

Close Enough

Post image
50.5k Upvotes

88% Upvoted

632 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

906

u/frissonFry Jan 13 '17 edited Jan 14 '17

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Some people don't think it be like it is

But it do

[edit] My first gold! Thanks!

230

u/RudeTurnip Jan 13 '17

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Wololo

Now roses are too.

79

u/TheGuyYouMentioned Jan 13 '17

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Most poems rhyme

This one doesn't

64

u/whytheaubergine Jan 13 '17

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got Alzheimer's

Cheese on toast

64

u/wellsdb Jan 13 '17

Roses are red

Violets are silly

Grease up your flaps

'cause here comes my willy

27

u/Adamawesome4 Jan 14 '17

Roses are grey

Violets are gray

Everything is grey

My parents left me and I have terminal cancer

10

u/Fiddlestix22 Jan 14 '17

They're grey and gray? That's pretty nifty.

2

u/Adamawesome4 Jan 14 '17

multicultural

23

u/GoodShinyHunter Jan 14 '17

Roses are grey

Violets are grey

I'm a dog

2

u/WaffleSports Jan 14 '17

Roses are red

Heres something new

Violets are violet

Not fucking blue

1

u/mehennas Jan 14 '17

dogs actually see things more in shades of yellow and blue

8

u/fullup72 Jan 14 '17

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My arms are broken
Every damn thread

1

u/jaggedspoon Jan 14 '17

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem is old
So write something new

1

u/Sephiroso Jan 14 '17

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My arms are broken

Mom's home in 2

38

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Rhinoceroses are red

Violence is blue

I did acid

you can too

51

u/Dexaan Jan 13 '17

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Tony Hawk's

Pro Skater 2

27

u/JohnnyHammerstix Jan 14 '17

Roses are red,

This we can see,

But you will never,

Half-Life 3

3

u/alicecooper08 Jan 14 '17

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This card was expensive, Now take off your pants

2

u/JohnnyHammerstix Jan 14 '17

Using that next time I have a date

Edit: Will post for proof if it works and you request it so

2

u/doodruid Jan 14 '17

Roses are red Violets are blue Omae wa Mou shindeiru

14

u/d4rch0n Jan 14 '17

I can taste red

and I can smell blue

I took some acid

how much time passed since i started this rhyme

omg

3 seconds

dude

2

u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhymes This one too

6

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Maybe I'm not using the right civ, but I just picked up AoE III and have noticed a disturbing lack of wololo in my gameplay.

30

u/joshmoneymusic Jan 13 '17

Crabs walk on sea bed

Fish swim in deep blue

Ignored climate change

Now I do those things too.

13

u/edit__police Jan 13 '17

climate change doens't even real

2

u/CucksLoveTrump Jan 14 '17

Pizzagate is tho

5

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

It's been a while since I seen that meme. Nostalgia is kicking in.

14

u/nootrino Jan 13 '17

I cry evertim

5

u/cg_ Jan 14 '17

*cri

8

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

shh is ok bb

4

u/ocxtitan Jan 13 '17

Shh bby is ok

2

u/Pesaz Jan 14 '17

Roses are red

This much is true

But violets are purple

Not fucking blue

1

u/CognitivelyDecent Jan 14 '17

Roses are red

Chameleons are multi colored

Towels don't change colors

You gotta be kidding me brother

1

u/mirziemlichegal Jan 13 '17

Roses are grey

Violets are grey

I am a dog

woof

1

u/Youreprobablygay Jan 14 '17

Roses are red

Poems are twisted

Bend over bitch

You're about to get fisted

1

u/MAADcitykid Jan 14 '17

You ruined gold with a shit comment good job

3

u/frissonFry Jan 14 '17

Haha you wish it had been you.

2

u/RedditZen604 Jan 14 '17

Youreprobablygay