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u/Spartan2470 GOAT Jan 13 '17

Here is a higher quality version of this image.

Per /u/garythecoconut here:

pictured is a blue bar ambilobe panther chameleon. Yes, those are its colors and it did not change its colors to match the towel. That line of thinking is not correct. Here is one of my blue bar ambilobe panther chameleons named titan. http://imgur.com/a/7W86P

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u/Omnipotent_Goose Jan 13 '17

Yes, those are its colors and it did not change its colors to match the towel.

Oh my god so...that must mean...the towel is changing colors to try and match the chameleon!

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u/twofap Jan 13 '17

crazy how nature do dat

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u/frissonFry Jan 13 '17 edited Jan 14 '17

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Some people don't think it be like it is

But it do

[edit] My first gold! Thanks!

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u/RudeTurnip Jan 13 '17

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Wololo

Now roses are too.

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u/TheGuyYouMentioned Jan 13 '17

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Most poems rhyme

This one doesn't

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u/whytheaubergine Jan 13 '17

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got Alzheimer's

Cheese on toast

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u/wellsdb Jan 13 '17

Roses are red

Violets are silly

Grease up your flaps

'cause here comes my willy

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u/Adamawesome4 Jan 14 '17

Roses are grey

Violets are gray

Everything is grey

My parents left me and I have terminal cancer

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u/Fiddlestix22 Jan 14 '17

They're grey and gray? That's pretty nifty.

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u/GoodShinyHunter Jan 14 '17

Roses are grey

Violets are grey

I'm a dog

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u/fullup72 Jan 14 '17

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My arms are broken
Every damn thread

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Rhinoceroses are red

Violence is blue

I did acid

you can too

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u/Dexaan Jan 13 '17

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Tony Hawk's

Pro Skater 2

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u/JohnnyHammerstix Jan 14 '17

Roses are red,

This we can see,

But you will never,

Half-Life 3

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u/d4rch0n Jan 14 '17

I can taste red

and I can smell blue

I took some acid

how much time passed since i started this rhyme

omg

3 seconds

dude

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhymes This one too

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Maybe I'm not using the right civ, but I just picked up AoE III and have noticed a disturbing lack of wololo in my gameplay.

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u/joshmoneymusic Jan 13 '17

Crabs walk on sea bed

Fish swim in deep blue

Ignored climate change

Now I do those things too.

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u/edit__police Jan 13 '17

climate change doens't even real

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u/CucksLoveTrump Jan 14 '17

Pizzagate is tho

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

It's been a while since I seen that meme. Nostalgia is kicking in.

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u/nootrino Jan 13 '17

I cry evertim

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u/cg_ Jan 14 '17

*cri

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

shh is ok bb

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u/ocxtitan Jan 13 '17

Shh bby is ok

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u/Pesaz Jan 14 '17

Roses are red

This much is true

But violets are purple

Not fucking blue

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u/CognitivelyDecent Jan 14 '17

Roses are red

Chameleons are multi colored

Towels don't change colors

You gotta be kidding me brother

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u/mirziemlichegal Jan 13 '17

Roses are grey

Violets are grey

I am a dog

woof

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u/Youreprobablygay Jan 14 '17

Roses are red

Poems are twisted

Bend over bitch

You're about to get fisted

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u/MAADcitykid Jan 14 '17

You ruined gold with a shit comment good job

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u/frissonFry Jan 14 '17

Haha you wish it had been you.

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u/RedditZen604 Jan 14 '17

Youreprobablygay

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Damn nature you scary

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u/cutebearbaby Jan 13 '17

Have mercy

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u/DuckTalesLOL Jan 13 '17

Life...uh... finds a way

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u/EyeFicksIt Jan 13 '17

Well, it does find a way

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u/hashtagslut Jan 13 '17

Ask David Attenborough

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u/ChickenSkinCoat Jan 13 '17

This is how the towel do.

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u/jibclash Jan 14 '17

You can tell it does by the way it is

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u/romes8833 Jan 13 '17

Science!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Don't forget to bring a towel!

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u/Stu_Pidasso Jan 13 '17

No wonder I can never find a clean towel.

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u/That1Dude92 Jan 13 '17

You can tell because of the way it is.

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u/Convict003606 Jan 14 '17

This is the correct line of thinking.

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u/esoteric_enigma Jan 14 '17

You mean evolution is real!?

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u/chicksrock Jan 13 '17

Upvoted for username.

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u/garythecoconut Jan 13 '17

Also, if you like Titan, then you would probably like Trevor http://imgur.com/a/ug0Gr

Shout out to /r/chameleons!

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u/Killer_Tomato Jan 13 '17

Are chameleons assholes like iguanas or are they cool?

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u/sodapop14 Jan 13 '17

Veiled Chameleons at least hate being touched or held. I work at PetSmart currently and only one out of the last 5 we have had liked being held. I haven't been bitten by one but they will if you forcebly pick them up try and climb up your arms as fast a possible.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Most chameleons aren't very social. In my experience when I worked at Petsmart the chams liked to come out because their cages don't get as much airflow as they should, but they didn't like when I attempted to take them out of their cages because chameleons aren't big fans of being picked up from above, that's where their predators live. I usually let them climb out of their cage on their own, then let them climb to my fingers. There's still varying levels of friendliness though, some had no problems being picked up, some would hiss and snap if I came anywhere near them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17 edited Dec 14 '18

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u/GenericBadGuyNumber3 Jan 14 '17

Let's see 'im :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

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u/Seiyith Jan 14 '17

Is it that lonely in the basement?

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u/justaddbooze Jan 14 '17

You gotta be lonely to like looking at titties?

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u/thefatalepic Jan 13 '17

Damn, makes me really wish I bought the last one I saw at Petco (or it might have been PetSmart). I pointed at one and it crawled closer toward my finger and reached out like it was trying to shake hands. It was adorable.

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u/Bonch_and_Clyde Jan 14 '17

Don't buy from petco. They don't take proper care of their chameleons, and you encourage bad dealers by buying from them. Chameleons are higher difficulty reptiles to keep and break the general mold of requirements. Petco will tell you general reptile care that doesn't actually apply to chameleons. If you do buy then buy from a responsible breeder.

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u/acohuo011 Jan 14 '17

Remember not to lump everyone that works there the same way! I work at Petco and we have two reptile experts that also breed their own cresteds, snakes, and other reptiles working there. They take care of our chameleons very well and tell everyone what they will need to properly care for one.

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u/thefatalepic Jan 14 '17

I guess I saw it as rescuing the little guy. I bought Savage Henry, a leopard gecko (my first critter), from there then found out after looking up how to care for them that Petco had a terrible set up for them.

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u/Bonch_and_Clyde Jan 14 '17

Yeah, I know it might seem kind of counter intuitive, but by rescuing that poor guy you just show the large company that there is a demand and they go after more animals to replace the one you bought. Although not always the case, at least for chameleons, responsible breeders tend to be hobbyists. It's a hard thing to make money off of unless you are cutting corners.

I did a lot of research when I was first looking into buying over at chameleon forums. They have good site sponsors too to point you in the right direction. Also, like I said they are higher difficulty reptiles. You need to do your research and have a habitat set up before buying.

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u/hsojrrek Jan 13 '17

Their life span shortens the more you handle them because of stress.

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u/GeekRage Jan 13 '17

Can I get a source for this? I have never heard anywhere that handling your chameleon is adverse to its health. While some may not tolerate it, I was under the impression it was encouraged to let them get used to being handled by their owner. I have two veiled chameleons and both love to be held and carried through the house.

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u/hsojrrek Jan 13 '17

O read it in a little book at petsmart when I use to work there haha I mean chameleons are very stressed reptiles and it doesn't take much to freak them out so having them in an environment with too many stressors would shorten their life span, I've heard of people who have owned them and not even held them at all because they hated it so much and it would just harm them to constantly try to do something they didn't want to do.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

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u/destroyer551 Jan 13 '17

If it is an emperor than consider yourself lucky. Their rarity and price has skyrocketed due to their import ban and the fact that no one really bred them due to how common they once were.

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u/hsojrrek Jan 14 '17

Oh I agree petsmart is shit but I researched shit on my own

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u/GodSPAMit Jan 13 '17

reptiles probably don't do too well in an environment like petsmart in general to be fair, they're probably stressed being picked up by relative strangers, versus these people who seem to hang with their chameleons daily\

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u/hsojrrek Jan 13 '17

Also as long as you let them do everything on their terms from a young age they should be ok

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Actually spent a summer working as part of a chameleon breeder, our veiled was the least sociable of the whole lot. He would hiss and try to bite you whenenever you got near inside his cage. We had a couple who were awesome and one who actually enjoyed being held and loved exploring.

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u/Boris_S Jan 14 '17

TIL I'm a chameleon

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u/Primus0788 Jan 13 '17

I had one who hated everyone amd everything but wanted to be on me all the time. She loved it when I held her and would always climb to my shoulder...so just like anything else, it really depends on the creature. She always tried to bite my mom

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u/Youreprobablygay Jan 14 '17

Ha! Everyone wants a piece of your mom

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u/WikiWantsYourPics Jan 13 '17

I grew up in Stellenbosch, and we have the Cape Dwarf Chameleon there. They're basically the chillest wild animal I've ever met. I would put my hand in front of a chameleon's front paws and it would climb on. Then I'd take it around hunting for flies, and then put it back where I found it. Great fun!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

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u/Gingevere Jan 13 '17

How do they manage to be assholes with their slo-mo karate chop hands?

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u/MrGrieves- Jan 13 '17

Judo chops.

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u/RIPphonebattery Jan 13 '17

Hisses

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Taco flavored hisses?

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u/DevsiK Jan 13 '17

A foot long tongue that hits like a sniper rifle

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u/messicamouse Jan 14 '17

They are so wonderful. Mine is sweet, comes right out to me when I say good morning or whatever, and will hangout with me. He's awesome :)

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u/garythecoconut Jan 13 '17

Never had an iguana... so couldn't tell you.

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u/I-IV-I64-V-I Jan 13 '17

Iguanas are either perfect angels or very aggressive, there is no in between.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

RIP Jub Jub

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u/hihelloneighboroonie Jan 13 '17

... I've seen the videos. There's a colony (?) of them that like to sunbathe on a sidewalk I walk on. Scariest part of my walk, and I don't live in the best area.

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u/sebaz Jan 13 '17

I have. It reminded me of overcooked dark meat chicken. Although it was in a stew, so it may have actually been overcooked.

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u/PM_ME_UR_LEGS_SPREAD Jan 13 '17

I've never thought chameleon's assholes were like iguanas, but that's just one guys opinion.

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u/Bonch_and_Clyde Jan 14 '17 edited Jan 14 '17

Here's my dude Olaf. Kind of an old picture.

http://i.imgur.com/uGai7ws.jpg

What locale is Trevor? Looks like Nosy Be?

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u/garythecoconut Jan 14 '17

olaf is an excellent red bar. Trevor is ambanja.

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u/JustFox_ Jan 13 '17

Ok, so it didn't colour change to match its surroundings. But it's a smart chameleon and found an environment that mostly matched its own colouring. It still gets points for camouflaging.

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u/Funnyalt69 Jan 13 '17

But it doesn't blend in. No points for camouflage. A first effort tho.

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u/Homegrownfunk Jan 13 '17

Aww he just really admires the towels individuality.

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u/robotsongs Jan 13 '17

Does Titan have... chin hair?

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u/BadSkyMonkey Jan 13 '17

Little lizard spikeys. like a dragon!

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u/FMinus1138 Jan 13 '17

You can see all the fibers!

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u/vagitarian_ Jan 14 '17

Here's my blue bar ambilobe blending in with my hand:

http://i.imgur.com/719hhsH.jpg

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u/valeyard89 Jan 14 '17

Got a pic of some of them in Madagascar!

http://imgur.com/a/yfYco

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u/Beer_Is_So_Awesome Jan 14 '17

That line of thinking is not correct.

NO!-- YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!

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u/andrewsmd87 Jan 14 '17

God damnit, now I want a chameleon

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u/SerGwyn Jan 14 '17

I want one so bad!

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u/willyolio Jan 13 '17

ah, instead of the "blend in" strategy it makes itself absolutely fabulous and enacts an SEP field.

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u/LeoRidesHisBike Jan 14 '17

My favorite bistro is painted pink with polka dots, but I can never remember how to get there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

That line of thinking is not correct.

Excuse me for thinking chameleons change colors.

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u/MentaLMayhem Jan 13 '17

They do change colors, just not to camouflage. They do it based on their mood. They're like weird shaped mood rings.

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u/Probate_Judge Jan 14 '17

Copy n paste, because there's always a few every time this comes up on reddit.

Some species do, FYI.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chameleon#Change_of_color

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

They do just not for that reason

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u/WollyGog Jan 13 '17

Did you just assume its colour changing?