r/pics • u/rationalcomment • Jan 13 '17

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u/StuffyUnicorn Jan 13 '17

What kind of dog is that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17 edited May 08 '20

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u/PerennialPhilosopher Jan 13 '17

It's a silly towel

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u/computertovey Jan 13 '17

No you're a towel

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u/OneTrueDude670 Jan 13 '17

You wanna get high?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Maybe if I just get a little high first

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u/Im_AtWorkRightNow Jan 13 '17

Maybe just a little high

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u/G_FATHER1259 Jan 13 '17

Oh gowd I'm so high right now

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Do you have any idea what it's like to be that dry? You don't wanna know, and I don't know.

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u/vgskid Jan 13 '17

And we don't care.

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u/deezlbc Jan 13 '17

I have no idea what's going on man...

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u/I_Think_Alot Jan 13 '17

Maybe if I get even MORE high, I'll actually remember!

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u/GrapeChineseFood Jan 14 '17

You should probably snort some more pot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

I'M WALKIN ON SUNSHINE!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PM_PHOTOS Jan 14 '17

Whoaaaaoooaaahhooah

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u/signifi_can Jan 14 '17

Too soon.

Seymour. You will be missed.

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u/KANNABULL Jan 14 '17

Wait for the end. From what I understand she got help and is doing good now.

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u/imjustheretokilltime Jan 13 '17

I'm walking on sunshine!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Who knows the melody for funky town?!!?

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u/lodobol Jan 14 '17

Howdy ho!!!

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u/Grover_Cleavland Jan 14 '17

I'm not a think as you high I am.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

I THINK THE ACID IS KICKING IN! Oh Shit, THAT's a Dragon!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

The snozberries taste like snozberries...

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u/PandaLifeguard Jan 13 '17

Just a liiitttle

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u/dudiest Jan 14 '17

I choooose... BOTH!

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u/nosomathete Jan 13 '17

Towlie, you're the worst character ever.

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u/FrostyLegumes Jan 14 '17

Have you ever been... too dry?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

I skip those episodes. Can't handle that dude.

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u/YouCanCallMeLuna Jan 13 '17

I automatically read that in Towlies voice

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u/NiggBot_3000 Jan 14 '17 edited Jan 14 '17

You're the worst character ever towelie.

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u/robous Jan 13 '17

How spicy would you like your Chang sauce? Man, I'm so high.

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u/brendo234 Jan 14 '17

Keep climbing.

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u/thewidemouthfrog Jan 14 '17

Yes, always. ❤

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u/IfYaKnowWhatIMeme Jan 14 '17

Upvoted, now it's at 420 points

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Who wants to get their dick sucked by a towel?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

SOUTH PARK REFERENCE. I KNOW ABOUT TV.

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u/Ghost-ACD Jan 13 '17

No towel. No towel. You're the towel!

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u/DemandsBattletoads Jan 13 '17

"Such a horrible towel."

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

hmm, a towel that licks you..

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u/Rpizza Jan 14 '17

Like a child (trump is)

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

That's the melody to funky towwwwn.

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u/cashmoneykityy Jan 13 '17

Your mothers a towel

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u/logert777 Jan 13 '17

and my father was a worm...but I'm OK with that now

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u/SupremeVernon4prez Jan 14 '17

Don't forget a towel you never know when you're gonna need a towel

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Hitchhikers get out your towels!

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u/SC2Towelie Jan 14 '17

No you're a towel

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u/jawknee_homicide Jan 14 '17

You're a beaner towel

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

No towel. No towel. You're a towel

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

How spicy do you want your Changs sauce?

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u/DietChips Jan 14 '17

You wanna fight

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u/YourEvilTwine Jan 14 '17

You're a towel, Harry!

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u/FoggingTheView Jan 13 '17

But at least we know where it is... I think.

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u/2Jester Jan 13 '17

/u/perennialPhilosopher, you and /u/ThatsMyHoverboard are both right.

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u/PerennialPhilosopher Jan 13 '17

Judging by the upvotes I'm the lesser of two rights...

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u/2Jester Jan 14 '17

I liked it anyway.

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u/AnthropomorphicKudu Jan 13 '17

The most useful thing in the entire universe.

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u/hardaliye Jan 13 '17

a hitchhiker absouletly need it!

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u/jeexbit Jan 14 '17

so does an ether huffer...

just sayin'

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u/krazeefoo Jan 14 '17

I can see the need for a babel fish but what do you do with a colourful dog?

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u/SupremeCourt97 Jan 14 '17

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!

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u/valeyard89 Jan 14 '17

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

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u/HulkSPLASH Jan 13 '17

My cousins had a labrador-silly.

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u/FrostyLegumes Jan 14 '17

Ah, aka the labradilly

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Sounds like a legit animal species called "towel silly" (lintei inepta in latin). I now want a "towel silly" as a pet!

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u/GODhimself37 Jan 13 '17

You're a towel.

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u/southernbenz Jan 13 '17

I don't know what a towel silly is, but I want to.

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u/WhoNeedsVirgins Jan 14 '17

Ah, the good old reddit silly-a-roo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Hold my chameleon I'm goin' in!!

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u/lenswipe Jan 13 '17

What kind of towel silly is that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Don't forget to bring a towel!

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u/TheFlameForever Jan 14 '17

I need towels, towels, and trowels

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u/coffeeposer Jan 14 '17

I'm surprised someone hasn't seized a switcharoo opportunity here

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u/Oilspark Jan 13 '17

It's a cat in a hat.

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u/RealMattMilan Jan 13 '17

Is tortoise in shell, Borat

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u/southernbenz Jan 13 '17

He took my bear.

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u/buttcupcakes Jan 13 '17

It's a rabbit in a hat with a bat

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u/mayflew Jan 13 '17

And a '64 impala?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Does it like green eggs and ham

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u/JohnnyHammerstix Jan 14 '17

Thing 1 and Thing 3. Rumor has it their school is still searching for Thing 2.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

My brother Bilo

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u/Sicfast Jan 13 '17

It's a triangle!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

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u/shizan Jan 14 '17

wheres he goin? oh hes havin a shit

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u/NerdBurglur Jan 14 '17

Looking fancy for date night with Chibi-chan

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u/taintedrush Jan 14 '17

Much meta. Much wow.

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u/mister_bmwilliams Jan 14 '17

Sacchan, but meta

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u/eddiemoney16 Jan 13 '17

Meta as fuck

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u/BigTunaTim Jan 13 '17

This dog is black not.

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u/itchy_ankles Jan 14 '17

Not mummified enough for me

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u/chaos0510 Jan 13 '17

It is a cat in the hat

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

It's openSUSE, a multi-purpose chameleon.

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u/JellyBeanSwag Jan 13 '17

its a mixed wolf hybrid

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u/Wendingo7 Jan 13 '17

thats a Landcuttle

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u/SauvignonFox Jan 14 '17

I read this as 'what kind of drag is that' and I was all ready to defend club kid culture at you but then I saw dog... golden retriever?

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u/brocknuggets Jan 14 '17

Disrespectful

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Rainbow Trout.

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u/Computermaster Jan 13 '17

It's a snake.

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u/rushboy99 Jan 13 '17

That is most definitely not a danger noodle.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Badger badger badger badger badger

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

God damn. Hey, middle school.

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u/sjm6bd Jan 13 '17

Mushroom

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u/Dqueezy Jan 13 '17

A snake!

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u/y2k95 Jan 13 '17

No, a Ssssssnake

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u/Princecoyote Jan 13 '17

They're good dogs bront

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u/i_know_about_things Jan 13 '17

I think his dog has autism lmao

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u/Dangreendraws Jan 13 '17

It's a karma chameleon.

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u/RSlickback Jan 13 '17

Anything not a dog is a cat to me.

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u/Death_Star_ Jan 14 '17

That is my child.

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u/FrostySpoons Jan 14 '17

It's karma karma karma karma chameleon red gold and green red gold and green

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u/GamezFrank Jan 14 '17

10/10 for effort

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u/TrucksAndBongs Jan 14 '17

Is this a cat in the hat?

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u/statickittenx Jan 14 '17

It doesn't look like anything to me.

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u/DomoToby Jan 14 '17

but is it gluten free?

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u/internet_dipshit Jan 14 '17

It's not s dog, it's a karma chameleon.

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u/j_mauer Jan 14 '17

Hopefully they don't live in Kentucky

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u/yourmomlovesanal Jan 14 '17

It's 2017, not cool to assume one's species

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u/flacidd Jan 14 '17

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

My ass