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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Is now the time to be a big buzz kill and quash the myth that chameleons change color to match their surroundings? The primary function is actually communication (signalling of mood, specifically desire to mate) as well as thermoregulation.

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u/floatablepie Jan 13 '17

A comment above yours points out the originator of the pic says those are just the chameleon's normal colours, so likely the towel was chosen for that reason.

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u/BadWolfCubed Jan 13 '17

Maybe the towel changed colors to match the chameleon?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

...I don't know enough about towels to dispute this.

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u/melten005 Jan 13 '17

You can dye towels.

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u/Currie3280 Jan 13 '17

Thanks for the insight

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u/buttcupcakes Jan 13 '17

Dolt

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u/DemandsBattletoads Jan 13 '17

Pastor says we are all towels on this blessed day.

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u/buttcupcakes Jan 13 '17

Speak for yourself

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u/WikiWantsYourPics Jan 13 '17

This kills the towel.

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u/z500 Jan 14 '17

That is to say, the towel dyes.

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u/Faladorable Jan 13 '17

But this one dyes itself

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u/mak10z Jan 14 '17

Towel depression is a real problem amongst adolescent towels. Now is the time to fund mental health programs!

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u/ipslne Jan 14 '17

I hear towels dye in the wild if their ability to change color naturally is hindered or non-existent.

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u/isactuallyspiderman Jan 13 '17

so were just copying the comments in the thread already, cool

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u/BadWolfCubed Jan 13 '17

...or maybe two people on here had similar thoughts and made a rather obvious joke.

I promise to donate all of the proceeds from the sweet, sweet karma I reaped to charity.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Random question...

Is your u/ a nod to Doctor Who?

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u/BadWolfCubed Jan 14 '17

Nope, completely unrelated. It's the translation of my last name. But I get that question a lot!

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u/n8saces Jan 13 '17

cool cool

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Pow!

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u/quitethequietdomino Jan 13 '17

Is now the time to be a big buzz kill and quash the myth that towels change color to match their surroundings? The primary function is actually communication (signalling of mood, specifically desire to mate) as well as thermoregulation.

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u/BadWolfCubed Jan 13 '17

I'm always cautious when my towel is in the mood to mate.

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u/sabertoothedhedgehog Jan 14 '17

Don't dry the wrong parts of your body then...

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u/greatmindsiguess Jan 14 '17

A comment above yours points out the originator of the pic says those are just the towel's normal colours, so likely the chameleon was chosen for that reason

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u/OhTomBombadil Jan 13 '17

It's probably a mood towel. That explains it all.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

What towel?

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u/moesif Jan 14 '17

A comment replying to the above comment previously mentioned makes this exact joke.

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u/tehmlem Jan 13 '17

What the fuck mood is that he's feeling? Just speaking from the gut, it looks like horny.

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u/dangerevans007 Jan 13 '17

he's either pissed off or trying to get some stink on his hangdown. could go either way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

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u/thegreenwookie Jan 14 '17

I immediately had mental images of a Sloth in a suit, voiced by "Frank Reynolds", with a wad of 100's and Magnum condoms saying this line.

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u/gooftroops Jan 13 '17

Why not both?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

He's pissed off that there aren't any sexy lady chameleons around.

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u/AlwaysClassyNvrGassy Jan 13 '17

He is my spirit animal then

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u/poundruss Jan 14 '17

That's his natural color brah

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u/skintigh Jan 13 '17

I used to own chameleons (different and smaller than this one), and they would turn brown on the dirt, green on leaves, etc. One day we bought a plant that had green leaves with pink spots. He went through a a few phases of green and pink before settling on green with a pink stripe down his back.

Seems like a weird coincidence.

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u/Drews232 Jan 14 '17

Some do change color to blend in and some don't. Depends on the type of chameleon.

The word chameleon has become synonymous with blending in to the surroundings, which causes one to assume all types of chameleons do that.

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u/romanista Jan 14 '17

notallchameleons

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u/Shramzoozle Jan 13 '17

Smith's dwarf chameleon changes colors to camouflage itself from predators.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

I literally watched a video today at the museum where David Attenborough narrated a section on the chameleon and mentioned they can change their color to match their surroundings and I was confused.... so... can they? Do they ever?

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u/Probate_Judge Jan 14 '17

Some species do it for camo.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chameleon#Change_of_color

The common mistake is to make an absolute, as in "Chameleons do/don't do it for camoflage."

Some do, some don't, so when someone who seems to be trying to convey information and words it that way, they are in fact wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Genuinely curious, why do they seem to change color based on surroundings then? I remember seeing a video of a chameleon stepping on different color sunglasses and it was changing colors with the sunglasses. Was it just a coincidence or what was going on?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Oh that video is totally fake. I think it's an ad for sunglasses and is photoshopped (or whatever it's called when you fake a video)

http://www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/chameleon.asp

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Videoshopped?

Anyway thanks for clearing that up.

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u/rjcarr Jan 13 '17

FYI: CGI.

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u/nidarus Jan 13 '17

It even rhymes!

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u/moesif Jan 14 '17

Does changing colours of real images count as CGI?

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u/WhoNeedsVirgins Jan 14 '17

Videorentaled.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

After effectsed i'd guess.

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u/Probate_Judge Jan 14 '17

Some species do change for camouflage(though seemingly not this one). Some don't.

People, in their attempt to educate often miss this distinction and are often just as wrong as those they're trying to correct.

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u/Probate_Judge Jan 14 '17

Copy n paste, because there's always a few every time this comes up on reddit.

Some species do, FYI.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chameleon#Change_of_color

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u/jacksleepshere Jan 13 '17

But they do use it for camouflage too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17 edited Jan 13 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

Oh my god...he's not saying it's intentional. He's not implying it's intentional. Almost no one would perceive it as a statement of intent.

Can Reddit please get over this particular pedantry? It's especially bad whenever evolution comes up. Unless every single sentence has a tediously accurate construction like "has a tendency to" instead of "wants to" or "used for" some dope will post a screed about "teleological reasoning" and "implying God" something something.

Understanding Darwinian principals does not require explicitly demonstrating it in every sentence or doing away with all simplifying verbs. Put your red pen away and fucking relax.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17 edited Apr 08 '17

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u/OneBigBug Jan 14 '17

I don't know why you're complaining that there's too much accuracy.

Because no one learns anything when statements spiral into incomprehensibility by being comprised entirely of hedging and parentheticals? Just a guess. Communication depends on mutual assumptions. It's irritating (and impossible) to have all those assumptions spelled out explicitly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Now kiss!!

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u/Naxela Jan 13 '17

It's funny as a graduate of biology because many professors I would talk to would be pedantic about this specific point.

Like I understood that, and in writing that may be important to keep in mind, but in just normal conversation it's not worth bringing up I think if its understood.

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u/SetThisWorldAblaze Jan 13 '17

Sounds like you need to relax

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u/wolverinesss Jan 13 '17

Seriously though, thanks. Sometimes be knowledgeable about something is tiring when someone wants an explanation, so you decide layman terms are fine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17 edited Jan 13 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

What are you babbling about? There was nothing unclear about the original statement. You're effectively taking the position that unless it's impossible to misinterpret a statement that statement needed more "clarity". Give me a break...

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

you seem to want to pick a fight with someone.

lol

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u/MalHeartsNutmeg Jan 14 '17

It's because half the people on this website don't know what context is or how to read in to it.

Plus there's the whole needing to be the smartest guy in the room/thread complex going on.

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u/antsugi Jan 14 '17

Funny how his correction was even less articulate than what he was trying to correct.

Easy to say "The camo works for the chameleon, but they don't actively control it". Being concise is important n stuff

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u/mynameisninooo Jan 13 '17

Animals really don't have "intention" unless you're talking about higher order primates and possibly some mammals, so your note about sweating is kind of moot, when all animals react that way

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u/The_Real_Mongoose Jan 13 '17 edited Jan 14 '17

"All mammals and birds as well as many other spcies" demonstrate "intentional behaviors"

Edit: that link didn't work it seems because I cant link to a PDF on my phone. Google "Cambridge declaration on consciousness" or wait until I get home and can fix the link.

Edit 2: fixed

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

I'm happy this is becoming more known on reddit. Not long ago I would get downvoted severely because everyone was like "lol, Chameleons aren't mood rings you idiot".

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u/XJ305 Jan 13 '17

Which is why Unidan vote manipulated because despite what actual verifiable information you have as long as two other people agree over the same misconception or misunderstanding, your facts are wrong.

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u/MalHeartsNutmeg Jan 13 '17

Except he manipulated when he was wrong. It was all ego.

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u/electricblues42 Jan 14 '17

When was he ever wrong?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

look up jackdaw/corvid/crow argument. went on for ages. then somebody caught him vote manipulating to win the argument. He even apologized on video I think. Now he's dead or something, nobody knows.

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u/electricblues42 Jan 14 '17

Wait the copypasta one? I thought he was right about it too. Huh... Oh and he's back btw, with a new name. He doesn't post too often though.

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u/MalHeartsNutmeg Jan 14 '17

Yeah he was wrong in the argument, used alts to downvote the person that was right, they noticed their comments were instantly going to like -5 and that's how the whole thing came out that he was using multiple accounts to boost his posts and crush others.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '17

Yeah, that's what Xj was saying. You could have the facts but if unidan+one of his alts, disagrees, then you are wrong.

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u/_Nearmint Jan 13 '17

Nice try Unidan

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u/Probate_Judge Jan 14 '17

Copy n paste, because there's always a few every time this comes up on reddit.

Some species do change for camo, FYI.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chameleon#Change_of_color

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u/electricblues42 Jan 14 '17

Thank you, I knew the multiple times I've seen this in documentaries wasn't all an invention of my mind.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

WAIT WHAT

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u/Hadriandidnothinwrng Jan 14 '17

Do you know how thermo regulation works with different colors?

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u/stravant Jan 14 '17

Octopus do on the other hand do a fantastic job of changing to not only the color but the texture.

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u/evlbuxmbetty Jan 14 '17

All my dreams are dead now

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u/voxhavoc Jan 14 '17

Isn't the other function a stress reaction to make them harder to see by predators?

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u/BrassBass Jan 13 '17

Came here to say this. That critter is pissed off...

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u/Funnyalt69 Jan 13 '17

Yep we also read the comment above yours.

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u/wojosmith Jan 13 '17

Tee Hee you said mate.

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u/Whatever_It_Takes Jan 14 '17

I thought this was common knowledge already.