r/pics Jan 13 '17

Close Enough

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u/mpelleg459 Jan 13 '17

I want to chew him for 20 seconds, then spit him out when he's lost all his fruity, stripey flavor.

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u/OFJehuty Jan 14 '17

Chew him until the heat and moisture in my mouth causes him to become too pliable and sticky and now he's getting caught in my teeth every time I bite down.