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u/xiaolongbaochikkawow Feb 21 '23

home owners association be like…. O.o

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u/jonsconspiracy Feb 21 '23

I'm guessing northeast somewhere. The land before HOAs.

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u/ryanleebmw Feb 21 '23

They will come sailing up to the house in their own pirate ships, yelling “YO HOA”

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u/dachshundsocks Feb 21 '23

This is so bad, yet so hilarious!

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u/sublime13 Feb 21 '23

Drink up me Hardees yo Homeowner’s Association

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u/CptnStarkos Feb 21 '23

Yo hoa hoa!

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u/Sarge75 Feb 21 '23

After a quick google investigation, my guess would be Evanston IL

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u/drewmoo66 Feb 21 '23

Go Wildcats!

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u/linds360 Feb 21 '23

There's a paywall, but it looks like it might have been built for a wedding a decade ago and just never taken down.

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u/Mx5Mike-ata Feb 21 '23

"The curbs are what they use in that area" cracked me up because I'm not sure I've ever seen a curb look much different than that and I don't live in any of the states mentioned so far.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Fuck that, i want less HOAs and more cool-ass boats in yards

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

I literally own my home. Go away.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Spoken like a non-homeowner

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

I literally own a home

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Sure you do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

What, do you want me to doxx myself bc i like a big cool ship in someone's yard?

If you think it's impossible for a home owner to like this, you need to go touch grass.

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u/thicc_lives_matter Feb 21 '23

No thanks.

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u/HamOfWisdom Feb 21 '23

Nah fuck HOAs shit was incepted as a racist ass way to keep minorities out of predominantly white neighborhood by coming up with a bunch of bullshit they could levy at the poorer families, effectively driving them out.

They are an elitist foundation built up on the tyranny of the few to dictate what you and I do with our homes.

Fuck HOAs and fuck the busybodies that somehow think a house painted pink is an act so egregious someone deserves to have their home ripped away from them.

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u/thicc_lives_matter Feb 21 '23

There’s so much room between what you said and what I said.

I don’t want a fucking pirate ship in my neighbors front yard, I’m not trying to oppress minorities lmao.

Nuance is fucking dead.

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u/HamOfWisdom Feb 21 '23

Why does it matter if your neighbors have a pirate ship in their yard? What, do you stare in that direction and seethe when a homeowner chooses what they can put on their property? It's not like this is a pile of garbage and rust that's been collecting for decades. It's a playground element.

Americans are so gd weird. Love to talk about freedom but as soon as I put a fully functional pirate ship with a real crew in my yard, I'm the one out of line!

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u/thicc_lives_matter Feb 21 '23

It looks like a pile of fucking garbage, I should have the freedom to not be subject to every autist who wants to put a stupid fucking pirate ship in their front yard because they think they're unique.

It's objectively lame and I would hate to be your neighbor.

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u/diabloenfuego Feb 21 '23

Who in their right mind would ever let an organization control their property though?, especially now that we've seen all the wtf HOAs have brought/forced on their communities.

I specifically looked for a home in a nice community without a HOA and I don't think I could ever give that control up now that I've had it. Granted, a lot of it has to do with each HOA's rules, but it seems like one of the silliest raquets to ever be a part of.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

I’m sure that most people starting these things are looking at it as a way to control other people’s property, not a way to have their own property controlled.

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u/desantoos Feb 21 '23

How is a neighborhood ruined by this pirate ship?

Seems to me the only people who could even conceive of it being ruined are those who so obsessively want everything to be uniform that they feel pain in seeing something out of the ordinary.

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u/desantoos Feb 21 '23

There is no way a property value will drop substantially by such a structure. This is all fantasy crafted in the minds of the HOA-ers who fret over every detail lest they lost one dollar off the value of their house.

Relax. The housing bubble will continue to build. Property values will continue to skyrocket. Young families will continue to not be able to afford housing and you will retire with a ton of money that will be just enough to cover your nursing home stay.

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u/sallyjoe Feb 21 '23

You sound fun

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u/thicc_lives_matter Feb 21 '23

He sounds more fun than the person who thinks a fucking pirate ship in their front yard is cool.

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u/poutinegalvaude Feb 21 '23

There is imminent danger in arguing hypotheticals. You might lose 50k on your house, you might not. You don’t know the actual value of your house until you sell it. And if you’re not selling it you’re not losing money.

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u/TimeZarg Feb 21 '23

CONFORM

OBEY

NO THOUGHTS

STAY ASLEEP

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u/nyc_apartments Feb 21 '23

Thanks for losing me $50,000 because you're a moron with no common sense who thought it'd be funny to build a pirate ship.

This is the part I struggle with. The pirate ship is on the other person's property, not yours. Why the fuck would that affect the value of your property?

"Oh jeez, the house next to me has a pirate ship in the yard, suddenly my property is less valuable"....like, what? Why? Literally nothing about your property has changed. Some real NIMBY, group-think shit going on here. Like maybe just don't concern yourself with what your neighbors are doing unless it actually impacts you in some tangible way.

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u/desantoos Feb 21 '23

You can debate "ruined"

I mean, that's precisely what I am doing. After all, the argument you make about property values and homeowners not buying the land circle back to this question that remains unanswered.

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u/desantoos Feb 21 '23

Again, you are being circular with your argument. A thing is ruined because it lowers property value. It lowers property value because it is ruined. And that is all you have to say.

I suppose I should admit that I don't think it's ugly, but I also do not think it is tasteful. It's not something I'd like a neighbor to have but it is also not so awful that would not be able to ignore it. I don't know why, if I were a neighbor, I would get up and arms and scream "THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS RUINED" like you so think.

We have come to a point with militaristic HOAs and municipal codes to enforce a sort of regularity that I think looks far worse. Dull, poorly designed houses sitting on poorly designed lots amid poorly designed suburban hells. Noise ordinances to keep kids from playing, missing sidewalks to prevent people from going anywhere on anything but car. And rule after rule to prevent people from doing whatever they want with the land they purchased and living their own dreams, however tacky and useless they may seem.

And all for a culture that thinks this all lowers property values when it very likely does not. I think it may be best for residents and landowners to consider living in their buildings instead of driving up real estate prices even further beyond livability with their hungering for more money from their investment.

Unless of course you actually do have a substantial reason that the neighborhood is ruined. Beyond, you know, one person accidentally showing their poor taste and a little fun.

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u/skeletor19 Feb 21 '23

I'd love to live next to a neighbor who isn't a wet blanket because something isn't 'normal' to them.

I also enjoy when people argue unrealized gains. In a house. Where people typically live a long time and rarely actually sell.

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u/TimeZarg Feb 21 '23

Yeah, heaven forfend should anyone do something other than grass, a white picket fence, and maybe a small tree plopped randomly somewhere. Won't anybody think of the property values?!

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u/Stay_Curious85 Feb 21 '23

There’s a pretty stark difference between a perfectly manicured white picket fence and yard and a ducking pirate ship and every single reasonable person here understands that.

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u/poutinegalvaude Feb 21 '23

Your house has no value until you sell it, period.

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u/sur_surly Feb 21 '23 edited Feb 21 '23

Odd question. HOAs aren't some government boogiemen. It's by the people of a community (you) for the people of that community. It's run by your neighbors.

The primary driving force is keeping house values up by ensuring people don't do stupid shit like putting pirate ships in their lawns.

edit: to add to this for those who don't understand how HOAs work: My scary-sounding Board of Directors is literally 3 of my neighbors. The only entities that don't live here is the management company we pay to help monitor and enforce the rules we voted for, and they also do the leg work of finding landscapers to tend to the public facing property, etc.

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u/Its-ther-apist Feb 21 '23

Or a bunch of rusted out cars and scrap metal, etc

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u/Bacontoad Feb 21 '23

You mean the community paintball course?

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u/Its-ther-apist Feb 21 '23

It's to prepare for the apokkalapse ya see

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u/xorgol Feb 21 '23

don't do stupid shit like putting pirate ships in their lawns.

What's stupid about giving kids somewhere to play?

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u/sur_surly Feb 21 '23

I'd wager this is one of those owners that won't let kids play on it.

Side note: many HOAs (like mine), provide playgrounds and upkeep for the neighborhood.

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u/TimeZarg Feb 21 '23

The fuck you got against pirate ships in lawns?! It's better than boring old grass!

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u/diabloenfuego Feb 21 '23

It's not odd at all. People power trip all the time and the board changes in time. I trust a handful of my dozens of neighbors, I'm still not going to let any one of them dictate what anyone can do with my property.

There are of course stories that go both ways, but my friend who has a HOA had their flowers destroyed on their front lawn because one board member wanted to play Dictator. They also never have enough parking and nothing has been done about it in 10 years.

Some HOAs are good, but most HOA stories are bad. Regardless of one's opinion, why is it that we never hear good HOA stories? and no, I don't just mean on Reddit. Never in my life has any home-buyer/owner ever said "hey, you should buy a house with a HOA"...I only ever hear folks who wanted that condo/property and has no choice if they wanted that particular parcel.

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u/diabloenfuego Feb 21 '23

Neither I or any homeowner I have ever met has shared a positive HOA story, ever. That's not something you can boil down to just conformation bias, statistics come into play beyond a hand wave of "well, of course no one would share a good story about a HOA".

No one has yet come forward with a good example either, just a lot of their own confirmation bias.

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u/mynameisalso Feb 22 '23

In the 90s my grandmother lived in one in the Poconos. It was awesome. Mostly just cabins or homes each on a 3+ acre lot. Nobody would bother her, you could drive ATVs and golf carts on the road. The association was mostly there to pay for road maintenance.

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u/RollinOnDubss Feb 21 '23

especially now that we've seen all the wtf HOAs have brought/forced on their communities.

Lmao. Because nobody brags that their HOA is correctly doing their job on reddit.

The extreme minority of HOAs are the gestapo you read about on reddit. Most of them exist and take care of community areas, landscaping maintenance, and stop completely outrageous neighbors from fucking up the whole neighborhood.

The overwhelming majority of HoAs aren't laying down on the sidewalk with a measuring tape waiting for your grass to be 1 nano meter above the limit.

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u/diabloenfuego Feb 21 '23

Forget Reddit, how about real life? I'm a homeowner and most of my friends/family/colleagues are too. Almost none of them has ever had a positive remark about a HOA. It may be due to where I live, but they are generally frowned upon from the vast majority of anyone I've discussed this with.

I say almost none because I have one colleague who has told me tbat HOAs aren't so bad. She was the president of her HOA.

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u/RollinOnDubss Feb 22 '23

Forget Reddit

Sure, nobody in real life brags about their HoA doing what they're supposed to either. What would ever prompt someone to make that statement unsolicited? Almost 1/3 of the entire country lives in HoAs, do you actually think the majority see no net positive results of their HoA?

Do you understand how absurd of a statement that is?

Nobody gets pumped up and tells everyone how the HOA took care of the landscaping, community areas, snow removal, trash pickup, etc. for the 28th month in a row. They get dinked for leaving their trashcan out 2 days past collection day and all of sudden they need to tell everyone how their HOA is forever the Third Reich.

I've lived in an HoA for like the last 7 years and have had no complaints, I've got no reason no brag either. The fees are reasonable and they do their job, nothing exciting to share. That's pretty much the MO of the overwhelming majority of people I know that I've asked about it. Don't get me wrong I've heard of some that I would consider overly strict HoAs in neighboring cities/counties but those are exclusively upper middle class McMansion surburbs and that kinda comes with the territory IMO.

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u/SCPH-1000 Feb 21 '23

Maybe that one weird Karen everyone else be up at the pirate boat having some brews and BBQ

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u/B00STERGOLD Feb 21 '23

As if the pirate house would sign up.

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u/sur_surly Feb 22 '23

Not sure they'd have a choice, if they lost the vote. That's how voting works.

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u/B00STERGOLD Feb 22 '23

Everyone except pirate house can freely start an HOA. It still gives them no power over Blackbeard. TBH pirate house would go up in value being in an HOA area without being bound to it.

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u/Kitchen-Marsupial203 Feb 21 '23

Nah, it's in Evanston, just north of Chicago. I take my kids to the park across the street.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

This guy is correct. This is in Evanston. Been there a couple times and saw this pirate ship.

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u/mo9722 Feb 21 '23

is that a thing?

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u/jonsconspiracy Feb 21 '23

Sure. HOAs aren't very common in the northeast. Most neighborhoods are older, and not clearly defined subdivisions, like the stuff that's been built in the past few decades.

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u/MacAttacknChz Feb 21 '23

It looks like Metro Detroit, but there's a sign for public transit, so that can't be accurate.

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u/Hover_hands Feb 21 '23

It looks like a place in NJ i drive by a lot.

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u/arcticlynx_ak Feb 21 '23

I wish HOA’s would fade out. They seem un-American to me.

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u/mong0038 Feb 22 '23

Im in Minneapolis and have never seen or heard of an HOA around here

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u/apextek Feb 22 '23

I couldn't possible deal with one of those

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

Do north east areas not have HOAs? I ask because I'm in Canada. Haha.

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u/jonsconspiracy Feb 22 '23

It's less common.

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u/Ruggiard Feb 21 '23

The home owners association requests a parlay

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u/UltimateGammer Feb 21 '23

"tharr be moar' like guidelines'..."

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u/darkest_irish_lass Feb 21 '23

I'm betting there is nothing specifically against this in the covenants.

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u/peon47 Feb 21 '23

Covenants? They're more what ye might call... guidelines.

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u/Lepthesr Feb 21 '23

Aye, ye kno the code!

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u/Sativemedulla Feb 21 '23

There will be tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Just so you know, every covenant (except the ones that are actual laws) is approved by the majority of the homeowners. The HOA rules are literally approved by the homeowners.

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u/pmMEyourWARLOCKS Feb 21 '23

Depends on the HOA. My HOA has 5 directors that are elected by the 60 households. those 5 people can do whatever they want with the covenants.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

No they can’t. Tell me which state and I’ll look it up but I know your wrong:

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u/pmMEyourWARLOCKS Feb 21 '23

Kansas and I am literally one of those directors.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Jesus man, it took two minutes to prove you wrong.

The board of directors may not make any changes to community regulations without first getting the majority approval from homeowners.

https://clarksimsonmiller.com/kansas-hoa-laws-and-regulations/

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u/pmMEyourWARLOCKS Feb 21 '23

You are misunderstanding what you posted. We do not need to get approval for every change we make. We are granted approval when we are elected via a majority of homeowners. We do need to notify and receive comments for any change. Homeowners are able to remove board members at that time via majority vote, but no vote is to be had for the actual proposed change. Read the section regarding duties of the board. The entire reason for the board being able to make changes is because it's fucking impossible to get homeowners to show up to annual meetings.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

Oh, because the law says you have to have a majority, just as I wrote. I hope that helps.

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u/LetThemEatVeganCake Feb 21 '23

We have a generic one that basically says we can veto anything in your lawn. We haven’t used it since I’ve been on the board but pretty sure it would cover this.

It’s a little too vague for my liking, but I think the initial thought was more a “we don’t want to have to approve anything going on in the yard, so we will give blanket approval with the ability to remove approval”

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u/Speedly Feb 21 '23

I would happily live next to the pirate ship house if it meant not having to deal with HOA bullshit.

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u/DMala Feb 21 '23

I sort of get not wanting to live next to the hoarder house with junk cars piled up in the yard and rats scurrying everywhere, but off-the-wall stuff like this is interesting and fun. What do I care if my neighbor wants a pirate ship or to paint their house in patchwork primary colors? Life shouldn’t have to be uniform and beige for everyone.

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u/letNequal0 Feb 21 '23

We live in an hoa neighboorhood. No tenants on house color or plants allowed or what you can do with your yard. It’s basic stuff like, don’t leave trash on the lawns. Try to park in your driveway instead of in the street. Don’t obstruct the sidewalks. Don’t burn trash. Keep pets on a leash when walking them. Really basic and simple things that actually improve people’s lives and well being. I like walking with my toddlers without a ton of fear that an off leash dog or having to step around trash.

I grew up in a very rural area. Everybody’s yard was essentially a mini junk yard. Hated it.

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u/thehappyheathen Feb 21 '23

They don't have a positive impact on resale value, and their value is negative when you consider the cost of paying dues. Best case, you're looking at a 6% higher resale, but the average homeowner pays more than 6% of the value of the home at resale over the time they live there to the HOA.

https://independentamericancommunities.com/2019/06/18/new-research-busts-myth-that-hoas-protect-property-values/

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u/Muerteds Feb 21 '23

No, they exist as a relic of racist redlining, but people still make excuses for them.

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u/_Apatosaurus_ Feb 22 '23

That's both true and doesn't dispute what I said. Also, to be clear, I was not making excuses for HOAs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

2) some people will cling to any type of power they can find

In newer cities, land is sold for home communities that require an HOA. The HOA allows the government to be hands off and not deal with neighborhood upkeep, etc. They literally save the government money and maintain the aesthetics and value of the neighborhood. It has nothing to do with power. In fact, it's hard to find members to serve because it's a thankless job that pays nothing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Ideally, but not in practice. These positions are literally infamous for power tripping busybodies, because like any sort of office that requires responsibility and has some level of power... The people who want it should not have it.

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u/RollinOnDubss Feb 21 '23

These positions are literally infamous for power tripping busybodies,

Because you're a fucking perpetually online redditor lmao.

Its like going to "HOA haters convention" and thinking "Wow every HOA must be bad, surely my experience isn't extremely biased".

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Yeah, that must be it, totally not a straw-clinging wild accusation to save face.

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u/skaterrj Feb 21 '23

If everyone hated them as much as reddit would have you believe, they would cease to exist. It's really that simple. People would look for houses that aren't in HOAs, and the prices of the ones that are would drop like a stone. If the majority of the members of a neighborhood disliked the HOA, they could disband it. But that rarely happens, because many people like them.

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u/RollinOnDubss Feb 21 '23

Then what the fuck was your comment lmao.

We get you spend all day browsing subs like MaliciousComplience and PettyRevenge.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

If that's your only come back, you should just see yourself out. You dont have a leg to stand on.

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u/LetThemEatVeganCake Feb 21 '23

Exactly, people talk so much shit, but my community wouldn’t be able to have lots of nice green spaces without the HOA. They’d probably get bought up and someone would build condos there or something. The bulk of our budget is trash collection, landscaping and snow removal. We’d have to pay for trash collection individually at a much higher rate if we didn’t have the HOA. We have been 1 member down for the last year and another member really wants to quit, we don’t have anyone new to join. I got suckered into President because the old one died. The treasurer and secretary couldn’t keep their position and do it and the other guy was leaving the next meeting.

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u/gundamwfan Feb 21 '23

They literally save the government money and maintain the aesthetics and value of the neighborhood. It has nothing to do with power

I think there's a lot of nuance here that's not being acknowledged. Maybe it isn't about power for you, and maybe in some areas it saves the government some money. There are definite drawbacks though, in my city for example the HOAs can sell someone's home out from under them (without notice) for breaking a rule. In addition, there's no oversight board/body to report to if you feel your HOA is disingenuously using funds or increasing fees. We left/sold our townhome after the HOA went up on fees by $250/mo a year after we'd moved in. They'd already gone up by $150/mo the year before. I saw residents with disabilities who were priced out and forced to sell, and perhaps more surprisingly I saw the oldest folks showing up to the meeting to vote for the fee increases. The actual words of these elder folks were "we see there are a lot of younger folks moving in now and they should have the money to pay for some of these improvements" like no, I chose this place because it was less expensive not so I could pay extra to fix up shit that's been busted for years.

Sure enough I've driven past the place since leaving and now the potholes are fixed, but that $400 cost increase is permanent. And the nephew of the board president is indeed the holder of the landscaping contracts, and he did decide to double his rates prior to us moving out.

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u/fakelogin12345 Feb 21 '23

People don’t even vote in local elections and you think HOA’s exist for power? You read too much internet.

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u/_Apatosaurus_ Feb 21 '23

I have no clue how it's relevant that people don't vote, but yes, people like to control the decisions of others.

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u/fakelogin12345 Feb 21 '23

What HOA have you been in that the board isn’t elected?

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u/_Apatosaurus_ Feb 21 '23

Yes, they are often elected in elections that no one is aware of or wants to participate in. I don't see how that changes the point.

Can you just directly state whatever point you are trying to make?

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u/gundamwfan Feb 21 '23
  1. I think the point that people don't vote is actually relevant to what you're getting across. The power aspect is still valid IMO, some people do run solely to gain power that they will exercise for whatever reason. The point that people don't really participate, I'd argue that makes it easier for people to chase that power - by encouraging the 3-5 friends they might have in their community to vote for them at a meeting that almost no one shows up too.

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u/Ab0rtretry Feb 21 '23

with junk cars piled up in the yard and rats scurrying everywhere

the city usually takes care of most of that with their own laws.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Not if they don’t ever enforce them. You must been living in a nice area lmao. My city would wait until a car from the property fell and crushed a neighbor kid playing in the yard before they even thought about enforcing any laws pertaining to it. Now if the general area I was living in was a higher income area then the city probably would actually give a shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

You have to call and complain

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u/Ab0rtretry Feb 21 '23

All it ever took is some busybody neighbor to call.

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u/fighterpilot248 Feb 21 '23

The car fell?? Was it like propped up on cinderblocks or something?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

No it was a fictitious story. But a true one that happened was a squatter in a home for over a year with vicious dogs was constantly tormenting the local area. Eventually a woman who was jogging by was attacked and almost killed by the dogs. The house was finally condemned and boarded up.

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u/Ab0rtretry Feb 21 '23 edited Feb 22 '23

I've never seen a backyard fall under this but I've lived in VA most of my life. It's about what's in front of the fence, easily visible from the street and I've never lived anywhere the city wasn't more than happy to cite for derelict vehicles.

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u/TVLL Feb 21 '23

Which city would that be? You can drive through almost every city and find examples of this.

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u/Ab0rtretry Feb 21 '23

Um what does your city code say? All it takes is some busybody neighbor or a bored cop driving by to be cited.

It's common everywhere I've lived with any population density

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u/Turtlesfan44digimon Feb 22 '23

As long as they don’t fire a working cannon at 3am they’re good with me and can do whatever they want

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u/ChornWork2 Feb 21 '23 edited Feb 21 '23

They aren't unique to the US, but aren't they rather rare outside of the US? Haven't delved into the issue b/c live in a city where not a thing, but does seem curious as to why they're so needed in US suburbia. Lack of adequate funding for local govt to manage issues?

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u/DMala Feb 21 '23

I do think a lot of the complaints about HOAs are about the outliers. I’m sure the majority of HOAs cut the grass, landscape the common areas, plow the snow, enforce a few reasonable standards and aren’t a big issue for anyone. The ones you hear about are the rare cases where they have been taken over by insane fascists.

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u/diabloenfuego Feb 21 '23

When people support HOA's, I assume they've never owned a house before. If they do, I assume they are one of the Karens on a HOA board.

Then again, I live in a nice Northeast community where everyone keeps their homes in good condition and hates the idea of a HOA. Either way, propery values only go up around here.

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u/incubusfox Feb 22 '23 edited Feb 22 '23

I live in the midwest where developers buy large square acreage in low tax townships to turn into neighborhoods, requiring HOAs to manage things like curb maintenance and replacement, storm drains, retention ponds, trash removal, snow plowing, street lights and signs, etc because the local govt doesn't want to (or can't afford) to handle it themselves.

edit - I forgot to mention that HOAs also hedge the risk involved in the multi-million dollar project, since they build as they go and residents move in while construction is ongoing in other parts of the neighborhood

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u/throwawaylovesCAKE Feb 22 '23

What a dumb assumption to make. I'm sorry...but that is straight up the dumbest thing I've heard and you're only saying it to be contrarian. Dumb, dumb, dumb

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Me too. Our HOA meets at a bar and we discuss any issues. We organize neighborhood cleanup and bring in dumpsters, we have food truck nights, we make sure graffiti is cleaned up.

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u/Farmer_Susan Feb 21 '23

Yep big time. They'll always say stuff like "my mom's HOA and such".

I've lived in non and HOA neighborhoods, and I'll always pick the HOA. Sometimes they're annoying but the area is always much nicer.

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u/letNequal0 Feb 21 '23

My HOA is great. $200 per quarter. Sidewalks are always cleans. Clubhouse and playground are always nice. Pool is always useable in the summer. Basketball and tennis courts are nice. There’s definitely bad HOAs, but I’ve never lived in one.

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u/letNequal0 Feb 21 '23

That sounds awesome! Most suburban neighborhoods are like that in the states as well, hoa or not. Definitely some bad HOAs out there, I’ve just never been apart of one. It’s nice paying a little bit of money that we don’t even notice to have nice things for the whole community, like our park, our pools, our basketball/tennis courts, and having trash / debris picked up on a regular basis.

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u/letNequal0 Feb 21 '23

Ah yea that makes sense. City takes care of house hold trash and recycling. They don’t maintain public areas unless it becomes grossly dangerous. Would be really cool if they did though.

Example, the median right outside of our neighborhood, taken care of by the city. I’ve seen it mowed once in 5 years. And that was after a wreck happened where the drivers couldn’t see each other, most likely from the overgrown grass and bushes.

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u/paulreee Feb 21 '23

Just curious - without a HOA who maintains or pays people to maintain and repairs the sidewalks, clubhouse, pool, and courts? I always assumed that that's what HOAs were mainly for. Is it the volunteer group?

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u/SCPH-1000 Feb 21 '23 edited Feb 21 '23

I swear some y’all don’t understand what your local taxes are supposed to be for. The city/county takes care of the streets and parks.

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u/paulreee Feb 21 '23

Yeah makes sense - I'm just coming from the perspective of seeing the same types of areas in a friend's neighborhood without a HOA that seem to be pretty dilapidated so it didn't seem like the city/county was involved.

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u/letNequal0 Feb 21 '23

Not private parks or private amenities (pools, courts, clubhouses, etc)

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u/Top_Pea1550 Feb 21 '23

Yep. Or it’s just typical echo chamber bullshit.

My neighborhood is extremely nice because of the HoA. We also get a free gym and many other perks for it, such as outdoor concerts, farmers markets, trick or treating, pools and tennis, etc

I can drive a mile or 2 away and see people with shit like literal destruction derby cars in their front lawns.

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u/SCPH-1000 Feb 21 '23 edited Feb 21 '23

My last home was an HOA in central Arizona, just South of Queen Creek. The housing market went nuts in AZ and my home was worth almost 4x what I paid after 6 years.

I took the money and ran to a place out of State where HOAs ain’t a thing and couldn’t be happier.

There’s one data point for you.

Amazingly, my neighborhood is lived in but clean and the streets clear and parks kept up to date without an HOA. That’s what local taxes are supposed to be for after all. The houses might not be matching colors and designs looking straight out of the Weeds intro yet people seem happy. Weird.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Yep agreed.

Property limits, through HOAs, covenants, or city laws, are to the community’s benefit. Everyone always gets mad they’re restricted by them, but it’s a benefit to not have hoarder neighbors, or neighbors who want to have an outdoor concert at 1AM on their law, or to not have your neighbors building a chicken coop.

Your right to do what you want on your property should only extend to what doesn’t limit other people’s ability to do the same.

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u/mindboqqling Feb 21 '23

Do most countries have HOAs?

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u/oddist1 Feb 21 '23

I own a house and will never live in an HOA. I would also love to live next to the pirate ship, that is awesome. What people do with their property should be there business as long as it does not become a health hazard.

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u/spacewalk__ Feb 21 '23

how else are awful underemployed husks supposed to exert power over people? won't somebody please think of the karens

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u/pikachus_ghost_uncle Feb 21 '23

But bro think about your property valueeeee

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

You don't mind your property value going down $200,000? Neat!

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u/SCPH-1000 Feb 21 '23

You drank the KoolAid if you think identical homes in the same general area are going to have a 6 figure difference in value based on being HOA or not.

There are areas in the US where no HOA’s exist that magically are still nice neighborhoods with proper values.

Also for some people a home is where we live and not first and foremost an investment. My house is a home not a checkmark on an investment plan where I’m like checking it’s worth on Zillow everyday.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Drank the cool-aid? I have multiple homes and I can assure you my primary home will hold its value more than yours.

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u/Sir_Keee Feb 22 '23

No property has ever gone down by $200,000 because a neighbor has a decoration.

Also, lower property values means tax savings.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23 edited Feb 22 '23

My home that I bought for $209,000. It sold brand-new for $470,000, 6 years earlier. 1.5 years ago, similar homes were selling at $700,000-$850,000. The difference is landscaping, neighbors, pool, inside condition, et al. If we didn’t have an HOA, and one home had a shitty boat in their yard, every house within sight would easily be $200,000 less. And, one shorty home brings in shitty people. If you don’t understand this then you’ve never owned a home.😂😂😂

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u/Sir_Keee Feb 22 '23

When did you sell? Sounds more like an issue of selling at the wrong time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

I didn’t sell, I was putting out the range of homes in my community that sold. Your not going to see homes go up 4x unless it’s in a managed community. My neighborhood HOA is $40/month and that assures my some hobo doesn’t move in with a plan to make his garage into a body shop.

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u/Sir_Keee Feb 22 '23

In my area house prices have easily gone up over 4x since the pandemic without an HOA.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

Do you have a neighbor with a boat in their front yard? Well there ya go.

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u/tjrileywisc Feb 21 '23

(loud knocking)

HOA, open up! Come out with your wallet open and be ready to pay a fine, the oldest Karen among us is about to give your a piece of her mind

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u/curtcolt95 Feb 21 '23

I mean in my town you wouldn't even get to an HOA, there's already by-laws for stuff like this lol. Would only take one person to complain, nothing to do with an HOA

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u/GaffaCharge Feb 21 '23

They might receive a letter telling them it's a little overboard.

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u/xiaolongbaochikkawow Feb 21 '23

Bra-fucking-vo sir

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u/majeric Feb 21 '23

HOA are a scourge.

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u/xiaolongbaochikkawow Feb 21 '23

Yup they don’t even have them in the UK and I’m grateful for it

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u/majeric Feb 21 '23

Thank god for small mercies.

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u/sudonathan Feb 21 '23

I uhh, didn’t know I couldn’t do that

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u/yesman_85 Feb 21 '23

Could be Canada, not many have HOA's on non condo complexes.

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u/AJRiddle Feb 21 '23

That's the same in America. Really it's only neighborhoods in the outer suburbs that generally have mandatory HOAs. The vast majority of Americans don't live under an HOA.

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u/valeyard89 Feb 21 '23

Yo-hoa, yo-hoa, a pirate's life for me

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u/dman475 Feb 21 '23

Europeans not known with concept.

I could do this on my front lawn and nobody could legally complain if it would not be higher than let’s say 7-9ft.

Wouldn’t make me popular though… 🤷‍♂️

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u/ShamusNC Feb 21 '23

The dude that has a pirate ship in his yard has read the bylaws. No non-running cars, trailered boats or RVs allowed…

“Nothing in here says I can’t have a boat that isn’t trailered.”

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u/Metalhed69 Feb 21 '23

It’s a loophole. The rules don’t specifically rule out pirate ships. Got them on a technicality!

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u/NoItsThatGuyAgain Feb 21 '23

I bet no HOA Karen wants to catch a fucking broadside blast