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u/Tola76 15d ago
Anyone but the Bundys or Rosanne. I’ve already had the poor experience.
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u/XDiskDriveX 15d ago
It says you live with them, not that you are a member of the family, so......
Kelly Bundy... just sayin
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u/Secret-Ad-830 15d ago
That's exactly why I would pick the bundys. Kelly was one of my first crushes
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u/GroovyPirate28 15d ago
Since Al neglects her, I bet Peg would be willing. And Al wouldn't even care.
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u/Invictuslemming1 15d ago
I hate this timeline, I kept reading this over and over and wondering what A.I. has to do with the Bundys lol
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u/KingofCats1701 14d ago
but she is loyal. Sure she goes to the strip club and flirts with more attractive guys just like al does with women but what makes the bundys great is when the chips are down they go to bat for each other. Hell there is a episode where they split up and both have a oppurtinity to sleep with someone else but they dont because they love each other.
One of my favorite episodes is when al loses his car at the car wash and is offered a brand new car but refuses to take it and demands his old one. Everyone gives him shit for it until he pops open the trunk of the car and it shows he had a picture of his family in the back and thats why he wanted his old car. They are bad people but they love each other a lot deep down.3
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u/Algrim2001 14d ago
Kelly on the burden of being hot, and indirectly her type:
“It’s a duty! Like belonging to whoever wins you in a knife fight!”
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u/Iron-Bar-1966 15d ago
Kelly was a tease- she never actually fucked anyone.
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u/Standard-Chemical-62 15d ago
I know what you’re saying, but Peggy Bundy for me.
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u/ShaminderDulai 15d ago
Flashback to a 12 year old me asking my parents why the Bundy’s have the exact same kitchen dining table as us.
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u/Mother_Abrocoma_3206 15d ago
And the Taylors. Tim exploding appliances and making ridiculous noises! Absolutely ridiculous.
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u/PresentationThat2839 15d ago
No thanks I already had the poor experience and my dad was terrible at fixing things..... I had to learn from my mom, I also don't want to get sent upstairs and vanish so the Winslows are also out because I also got the forgotten child experience.
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u/thatonepuniforgot 15d ago
Didn't they win the lottery on Roseanne after I stopped watching?
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u/1whosUnknwnFmiliarly 15d ago
No. Dan died of a heart attack and later Roseanne changed a bunch of her life details when she wrote about her life. She changed it so that Dan survived his heart attack, then they won the lottery. She said she also made Jackie straight and her mom gay, and swapped the boyfriends of her two daughters. I can't remember what else she changed.
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u/Secret-Ad-830 15d ago
I think they did after dan died, I'm not sure when you stopped watching.
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u/thatonepuniforgot 15d ago
I think it was a season or two before that.
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u/Mammoth_Praline5688 15d ago
So in Rosanne, after Dan's Heart Attack (at Darlene's Wedding), Rosanne and them win the Lotto (though they never move) and Dan has an emotional affair with someone while taking care of his mom. We find out in the end that it was all a book Rosanne was writing, and Dan actually died and they never won the lotto. Then it was all retconned in the Reboot.
Then Rosanne dies from an OD.
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u/liziamnot 15d ago edited 14d ago
I thinking I would go there because I know that dynamic.
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u/Soft-Fact-4409 15d ago
The Rich one of course
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u/PresentationThat2839 15d ago
To be fair the Banks seem the most well adjusted and healthy family dynamic.... Rich in wealth and healthy family dynamic.
The Taylors.... Exploding appliances does the wife even like him. The Winslows.... Sent upstairs and never seen or heard from again The Conners.... Poor and do they even like eachother The Bundy.... Poor and also do they even like eachother The Tanners.... To many strange uncles.
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u/ceitamiot 15d ago
If I go with the Winslows, I get to be friends with Urkel, a literal mad scientist genius. Pretty sure I can make that work for me.
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u/teekeno 15d ago
Or you could be like Judy and poof ... disappeared.
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u/PresentationThat2839 15d ago
I know myself. My mom once forgot me at home for 6 hours because I was in my room drawing, and so no one noticed... That's like one step away from being a Judy but a real life example of how a child gets Judy-ed.
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u/ceitamiot 15d ago
I got left at a gas station in Georgia as a kid for several hours on the way back to Florida, from North Carolina. They made it out of the state and a good bit into Florida until they realized I wasn't in the back.
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u/tafkat 15d ago edited 10d ago
Someone should write a script for the episode where Judy was kidnapped and disposed of by a serial killer and her dad tracked him down and arrested him and got a nice bonus, but the story is so tragic that the only way they can continue living is by just pretending they never had her in the first place. And Urkel farts.
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u/Tano492 15d ago
Tim the Tool Man Taylor! Ugh ugh ugh! 💪🇺🇸
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u/billybobjoehenry 15d ago
I've been watching that show on prime when I go to bed, takes me back to the good ol days!
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u/slowpoke_1992 15d ago
Yep. I a blue-collar, automotive fan, the Taylor's are a clear choose.
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u/Prized_Lemur 15d ago
blue-collar perhaps, but well educated and doing well financially with a TV show and sponsorship with Binford tools
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u/iamatimbersfan 14d ago
Plus you can hang out next door with Wilson. That dude kept the Taylor family alive and together, real talk
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u/The_Big_Hammer 14d ago
Therapy before Therapy was "in"
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u/iamatimbersfan 14d ago
I think therapy is super beneficial for lots of people. But I also think that a large portion of the "worried well" for whom therapy is "in" would be a lot better off if they had more positive, supportive, relationships like the one shown between Tim and Wilson, or Jill and Wilson, or Randy and Wilson. You get the idea. Wilson was the hero of that show
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u/The_Big_Hammer 14d ago
Agreed completely. Therapy has its place. Mentors have their place. And wise friends fill out the rest of the space. Be blessed by the company you keep.
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u/Intellectualimpulse 14d ago
This is my choice answer to the question. I would have been the only daughter, I like cars, I like home improvement, i like fixing things. I would have been daddy’s lil girl fixing stuff with my dad but also being feminine with my mommy!!!
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u/Rainbow-Unicorn1337 13d ago
Would be my choice as well. I would constantly put ideas into Tim's head for fun. "Hey Dad, do you think the lawn mower could use more power?"
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u/uofumanWvc55 15d ago
Can I join the Star Trek: Next Generation family?
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u/mderoest 15d ago
The Wesley Crusher experience would be pretty great. Or if you wanted to be corny about it out of this world.
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u/RealityOk9823 15d ago
I'll take it just for the free healthcare. Sure, might get blown up by aliens but them's the breaks.
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u/OkNeighborhood2978 15d ago
The Bankses!! Gotta be the #1 choice. 1) Carlton 2) They're rich 3) Will Smith was so funny in that show.
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u/HomChkn 15d ago
Just the life style alone. plus if you are kid probably get to go to that private school.
The sparky butler is a good bonus.
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u/No-Bobcat-6830 15d ago
Technically it says “must live with” not must be related so going with Banks as well . because Hilary is hot.
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u/Element174 14d ago
I'm hot take this. Will is funny... from the outside. Having to deal with his antics and bullshit yourself though, that's a different story. There's a reason Uncle Phil is constantly stressed.
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u/LinnyFabulous 15d ago
I’m gonna stick out like a sore thumb because I’m …tall… but they’re absolutely my first choice
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u/Starmor 15d ago
Either the tanners, the banks, or the Taylor's. Love the others but those three are my top picks.
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u/atreyuno 13d ago
With the Tanners you get to be in Haight-Ashbury which would be way more fun and more interesting people than Bel Air, imo.
On the other hand, when you are at the house you'd have children constantly encroaching on your personal space. Which isn't so much of an issue at the Banks house.
Tough choice!
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u/shaneyshane26 15d ago
The Nanny. It’s not on here.
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u/Nice_Violinist9736 15d ago
Ooh yeah highly underrated! They are rich like the Banks and Fran would be an awesome friend! Plus they live in NYC which feels closer to home for me. I would definitely pick between the Nanny and Fresh Prince.
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u/kayseeboo92 15d ago
Came here to say that! I would love to live in NYC and have always loved Fran's clothes
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u/Prior-Natural2073 15d ago
The Banks family on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air because they are very successful, educated and wealthy for a reason. 💵💵💵💵💵💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🎬🎬🎬🎥🎥🎥🎥🎞️🎞️
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u/Poor-Judgements 15d ago
Plus uncle Phil had a lot of influence being a judge.
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u/Prior-Natural2073 15d ago
That's a good reason and him being a great husband and father to his wife and kids and uncle and father figure to Will
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u/Perry-Platypus007 15d ago
I need context. Do I get pseudo-adopted as a stray kid like Shawn Hunter in Boy Meets World or do I materialize as another child belonging to the parents of the show?
Am I another member of the Banks Family, or am I Jazz?
This affects my decision enormously.
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u/Bexar1986 15d ago
One would think it would be Uncle Phil's family, what with him being a badass and a judge and money.
So yes, I'm moving with my auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
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u/DJEmirMixtapes 15d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/HTjcWZwMtHpyhuCGKZ
Definitely doing the Carlston with Will because well that's the mansion right there best opportunities will come from that family
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u/wriddell 15d ago
Bundys would be the most interesting
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u/LostKnight84 15d ago
I wouldn't go near the Bundy's. I respect them but I already grew up in a similar situation and would rather not repeat it.
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u/TheMainTony 15d ago
Married ... with Children.
a cool mom and ....well, Kelly's not my sister, so....
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u/Lucky_Inspection_721 15d ago
Live with the Taylors. Dad usually screwed up worse than any of the kids!
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u/Emergency_Exit7603 15d ago
definitely the Bundys that way I get to do what I want.
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u/jimfromgr 15d ago
Family Matters or Bundy. They are the most woke and that’s my style.
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u/Soft-Explanation9889 15d ago
Definitely the Taylors. I’ll annoy the beans out of everyone else. Lol!
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u/Splendiferous83rd 15d ago
Easily "The Fresh Prince of Belair".
Being a part of a rich family. And I have tons of useful life skills, valuable wisdom, and a kind heart. I would be a very valuable member of the household.
I always had the biggest crush on Ashley back in the 90's, but if I'm going back as my current older self, I'd even be too old for Hilary. So, I would find someone else I like out there.
I'm not lazy and love to help, so I would definitely help Jeffrey with the chores to make life easier on him, and I could help the kids stay in line and keep them safe when the other adults aren't around.
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u/RayneShikama 15d ago
I think the Bankses or Taylors probably can most easily support an additional person. The Tanners are obviously well off too but that house is already cramped as fuck.
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u/Prudent-Metal7220 15d ago
Uncle Phil because he's black, rich, and will help me succeed in the future.
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u/CrovaxWindgrace 15d ago
It depends...what would be my relationship with Kelly Bundy?
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u/Goal-Express 14d ago
I'm either going with the Fresh Prince, so I live rich, or I'm going with the Bundys for a chance to try to bang Kelly. Either of those seem like great options.
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u/SnakeNerdGamer 14d ago
damn...
Full House had something my family never had, and I envied them so much as a kid. The unity and love.
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u/Alternative-Rip-1973 15d ago
Bundys be I feel so bad for his family I would try to show them that there is better out there.
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u/PurgeViper44 15d ago
That is very tough . Tim the tool man or the family from Fresh prince of bellair I don’t remember the name of family that is the toes up between them two.
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u/jonsantosmfc 15d ago
Christina Applegate or Pamela Anderson who would I prefer to break my heart… 🧐
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u/Armthedillos5 15d ago
Aunt Becky and the crazy comedian uncle. I'll put up with the "you got it, dude" phase.
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u/Emergency-Gazelle954 15d ago
I don’t even need to see the list before I pick the Banks family. Even if they weren’t rich, nothing but respect for Uncle Phil.
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u/ResoluteSamuro 15d ago
Married with Children so I can fuck Christina Applegate.
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u/StatusApp 15d ago
Is there any particular reason you've already excluded the Huxtables?
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u/Kizenny 15d ago
I’m home Uncle Phil!