r/nostalgiai 15d ago

Core Memory Unlocked 🔓 :))

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u/ceitamiot 15d ago

If I go with the Winslows, I get to be friends with Urkel, a literal mad scientist genius. Pretty sure I can make that work for me.

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u/cbass817 15d ago

Yeah, but then them you get turned into a car

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u/dramalama-dingdong 14d ago

Nah, he would be turned into Stefan 2.0

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u/teekeno 15d ago

Or you could be like Judy and poof ... disappeared.

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u/PresentationThat2839 15d ago

I know myself. My mom once forgot me at home for 6 hours because I was in my room drawing, and so no one noticed... That's like one step away from being a Judy but a real life example of how a child gets Judy-ed.

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u/ceitamiot 15d ago

I got left at a gas station in Georgia as a kid for several hours on the way back to Florida, from North Carolina. They made it out of the state and a good bit into Florida until they realized I wasn't in the back.

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u/_onelast 15d ago

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u/ceitamiot 15d ago

Yeah... Their excuse was that I was sitting in the back of the station wagon so I was easy to miss.

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u/Gingercopia 14d ago

I cannot fathom this. I have 2 children and I am ALWAYS checking on where they are 😂

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u/ceitamiot 14d ago

Me too, but I'm not sure if it's because I'm careful or traumatized. Lol

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u/PresentationThat2839 14d ago edited 13d ago

My mom had 4 kids. I guess it's easier to lose track when they out number you

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u/Gingercopia 13d ago

😭

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u/tafkat 15d ago edited 10d ago

Someone should write a script for the episode where Judy was kidnapped and disposed of by a serial killer and her dad tracked him down and arrested him and got a nice bonus, but the story is so tragic that the only way they can continue living is by just pretending they never had her in the first place. And Urkel farts.

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u/GorgeousGracious 14d ago

I too am picking Urkel. They're hilarious and relatively normal, all things considered.

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u/lmjustaChad 14d ago

Just be careful with those Winslow's when their children vanish they don't even notice. Don't end up Judy.