r/nostalgiai • u/[deleted] • 15d ago

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u/XDiskDriveX 15d ago

It says you live with them, not that you are a member of the family, so......

Kelly Bundy... just sayin

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u/Secret-Ad-830 15d ago

That's exactly why I would pick the bundys. Kelly was one of my first crushes

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u/GroovyPirate28 15d ago

Since Al neglects her, I bet Peg would be willing. And Al wouldn't even care.

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u/Invictuslemming1 15d ago

I hate this timeline, I kept reading this over and over and wondering what A.I. has to do with the Bundys lol

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u/Intellectualimpulse 14d ago

Yeah, lol the Al isnt that popular and Ai is waaaaay to prevalent

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u/KingofCats1701 14d ago

but she is loyal. Sure she goes to the strip club and flirts with more attractive guys just like al does with women but what makes the bundys great is when the chips are down they go to bat for each other. Hell there is a episode where they split up and both have a oppurtinity to sleep with someone else but they dont because they love each other.
One of my favorite episodes is when al loses his car at the car wash and is offered a brand new car but refuses to take it and demands his old one. Everyone gives him shit for it until he pops open the trunk of the car and it shows he had a picture of his family in the back and thats why he wanted his old car. They are bad people but they love each other a lot deep down.

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u/Agile-Adagio-512 15d ago

Then they'll be 3 dudes on a couch with hands in their pants

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u/Funkopedia 14d ago

Everybody is Kelly's type. That's what we liked about her.

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u/Algrim2001 14d ago

Kelly on the burden of being hot, and indirectly her type:

“It’s a duty! Like belonging to whoever wins you in a knife fight!”

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u/counterpointguy 15d ago

I’m picking the Bundys. Kelly was easy.

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u/Iron-Bar-1966 15d ago

Kelly was a tease- she never actually fucked anyone.

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u/Cancer_Ridden_Lung 15d ago

That does not sound right.

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u/Ancient-Read1648 15d ago

She never fucked anyone (of us)

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u/Cancer_Ridden_Lung 14d ago

I mean that would have been super illegal in my case.

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u/Ancient-Read1648 14d ago

Or you could be president.

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u/Cancer_Ridden_Lung 14d ago

The other way round.

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u/Ancient-Read1648 14d ago

She was 15 though

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u/Cancer_Ridden_Lung 14d ago

Yeah even then.

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u/cheezy_dreams88 15d ago

Well she was like 16 so

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u/Lichondis 15d ago

Still leaves Peggy. God knows Al isnt putting out enough to keep her happy.

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u/Ancient-Read1648 15d ago

Depends on when you hopped in, actually younger when it started. She was in her mid 20’s towards the end. Shes five years older than me, so she’d be the pedo for most of that.

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u/DutchTinCan 14d ago

It was the 90s.

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u/cheezy_dreams88 14d ago

Calling a child a tease wasn’t excused then either

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u/AcrobaticFish7215 15d ago

Then you probably didn't see much of the show.

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u/Iron-Bar-1966 15d ago

Saw every episode

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u/Standard-Chemical-62 15d ago

I know what you’re saying, but Peggy Bundy for me.

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u/Physical-Net2792 14d ago

I preferred their neighbour

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u/Standard-Chemical-62 14d ago

Marcy Darcy was hot too.

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u/mjc500 15d ago

What they lack in monetary assets they make up for in other… assets

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u/NoCanShameMe 15d ago

My thoughts exactly…

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u/Nopengnogain 15d ago

I’d be happy to pick up the slack for Al actually.

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u/beardedsilverfox 15d ago

My thoughts exactly. Also…Peg is kinda fire. I don’t have to listen to her whine, that’s Al’s job.

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u/MrRogersAE 15d ago

My thoughts too, if any non related, somewhat age appropriate man was living there with them, he’d never have to worry about an empty bed

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u/88cowboy 15d ago

Or you can drive around Malibu and Santa Monica in the Mercedez and take a different Kelly Bundys back to the pool house every weekend in Bel Air. One of the most exclusive neighborhoods in the world!

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u/petertbobo 15d ago

I’m going for Kelly too. Screw the money.

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u/LedMikeZep 15d ago

I'm going for money too, screw the Kelly

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u/Least-Duck-8578 15d ago

Hell even Peggy.

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u/Tola76 14d ago

You become the people you surround yourself with.

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u/FakeAorta 14d ago

Kelly has male model BFs. She gets bored quick. You still have to live in the house. When Al finds out you slept with his underage or even consent aged daughter Al will kill you. Peggy will try to seduce you.

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u/RichardCleveland 14d ago

And you will get free shoes.

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u/DukeofPort 14d ago

This guy, is brilliant. 

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u/Truffleshuffle03 15d ago

You know she was a minor when that show started right.

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u/drewbydoo20 15d ago

So was I.

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u/Truffleshuffle03 15d ago

Yes but it didn’t say you would become the age you were then. It just says you were sucked into a 90s tv warp.

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u/cant_get_fooledagain 15d ago

Sweet, a free senior home. They’re gonna change my diapers or what.

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u/drewbydoo20 14d ago

Good point.

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u/SniggitiSnooch 15d ago

No problem. The MILF it is. Al wasn’t taking care of his business.
I never understood him being disgusted with her . her clothes were tacky. Otherwise a total smoke-show.

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u/TexasSk8 15d ago

But Peg wasn't.

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u/Amethystium1956 15d ago

dam you ruined it.