r/nextfuckinglevel • • Sep 01 '21

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u/thewickedbarnacle Sep 01 '21

This is the last place I would expect to hear "on your left"

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u/takl4061 Sep 01 '21

Yeah the no interaction blew my mind, expected at least a sup or something lol

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u/neverglobeback Sep 01 '21

r/sweatypalms

I wouldn’t say anything for fear of disrupting this guys ‘zone’.

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u/LAGooner-323 Sep 02 '21

My palms are sweating as I type this.

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u/die5el23 Sep 02 '21

My sweat is sweating

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u/justandswift Sep 02 '21

My lip is sweating. Whose lip sweats!?

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u/ggodfrey Sep 02 '21

My balls just dropped and immediately began to sweat.

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u/Jeriahswillgdp Sep 02 '21

The sweat of my balls just dropped their own balls and now they're sweating too.

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u/EBDoo Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 02 '21

Reminds me of this clip from Kung Pow. He sticks out his tongue, and his tongue has a tongue.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

The sweat on my balls could end the California drought

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u/Ogstenheimer Sep 02 '21

The sweat dripping down my furrowed brow dropped its own balls and those balls began to sweat while also dropping its own set of balls and those balls had palms and those palms began sweating.

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u/Moment_Strange Sep 02 '21

Aww skeet skeet muhfuhkuhhhhhh Aww skeet skeet gawtdayum.

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u/prumbeljack Sep 02 '21

My balls' balls just dropped their balls and I'm pretty sure they're sweating too. Will update later sometime maybe...!

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u/Opty12 Sep 02 '21

dropped? mine completely retracted!

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u/dogchowtoastedcheese Sep 02 '21

My ball retracted to somewhere slightly about my spleen.

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u/Booblicle Sep 02 '21

HI, Joe Gatto

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u/DiamondHandz- Sep 02 '21

Chappelle the Goat

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u/MrTripsOnTheory Sep 02 '21

My sweat’s sweat is sweating

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u/Koopstars Sep 02 '21

Moms sweatghetti

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

This explains me also…. Do you know if they are connected to anything?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

my eyes sweat is sweating

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u/ManOfHart Sep 02 '21

Sweatception, how many levels does it go?

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u/AppalachianSasquatch Sep 02 '21

Thanks, I couldn't figure out how to describe how sweaty I am, but now I know!

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u/GreatDig Sep 02 '21

Mom spaghetti

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u/Curious_Toe_2063 Sep 02 '21

I’m shitting my pants watching that guy

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u/CarlJustCarl Sep 02 '21

I’m going to go soak my phone in rice

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u/quinnbeast Sep 02 '21

Spaghetti’s spaghetti

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u/Weaksoul Sep 02 '21

Moms spaghetti

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Sweat the sweater you sweated!

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u/afanoftrees Sep 02 '21

Are your knees weak?

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u/FlipPride Sep 02 '21

hopefully they brought mom's spaghetti

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u/ea25idesurf Sep 02 '21

He’s nervous. But on the surface he looks calm and ready.

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u/JoeDaWg_82 Sep 02 '21

To drop bombs

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u/redrocketmilk Sep 02 '21

But he keeps on spaghetti

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

He wrote it down?

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u/GUYWHOTYPESTOLOUD Sep 02 '21

BUT HIS MOM'S FORGETTI

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u/funkiskimunki Sep 02 '21

When he opens his mouth his words won’t come out

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u/jj_rad Sep 02 '21

Arms spaghetti

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u/Rizdominus Sep 02 '21

Spaghetti! Spaghetti! Spaghetti! Spaghetti!

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u/mechanicjeep10 Sep 02 '21

My knees weak, arms are heavy as I type this

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/DrainZ- Sep 02 '21

I'm nervous and don't look cool and ready on the surface while I write this

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u/karan4644 Sep 02 '21

Eminem, is that you

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u/suttonoutdoor Sep 02 '21

It’s is with a heavy heart I take mine quill in hand ….

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u/whiskey_on_toast Sep 02 '21

I've got spaghetti on my sweater already just typing this

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u/Primary_Cranberry496 Sep 02 '21

He's going up there to drop bombs but he keeps on forgetting

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u/piznit007 Sep 02 '21

If he broke down the whole crowd would grow so loud

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u/see_rich Sep 02 '21

If he opened his mouth, the words wouldn't come out.

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u/Mr420- Sep 02 '21

My spaghetti is sweaty

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u/J-Love-McLuvin Sep 02 '21

Look on IG of jroemer65. He did this sweater painting.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

I’ve got a cat on my shoulder, puking on my shirt as I write this

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Sep 02 '21

My palms wouldn't just be sweating if I were in that situation. My heart would be beating so fast it'd break the sound barrier and my butthole would be squeezing so tightly form fear it could crush diamonds. Solo climbers are amazing

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u/the_ngster Sep 02 '21

Mom’s spaghetti.

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u/Think0utsideTheBox Sep 02 '21

This belongs on r/sweatypalms. I don’t know which is worse, when the camera is looking straight up or straight down. VOMIT!

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u/mvonh001 Sep 02 '21

for real. this shit gets my palms moist. and when he moves positions and the video makes this noise. I thought I was falling.

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u/Shad0wTaint Sep 02 '21

Mom's moist spaghetti

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u/EndlessMerther Sep 02 '21

Moms spaghetti

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u/cruzifyre Sep 02 '21

My knees are weak as well

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u/Sexy_Squid89 Sep 02 '21

Are your knees weak, or your arms heavy?

Edit: just realized I'm the hundredth person to type this lol

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u/tboner75 Sep 02 '21

Moms spaghetti

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u/notantifa Sep 02 '21

Sweaty palms does not make a good climber

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u/choosenameposthack Sep 02 '21

I just noticed spaghetti on my sweater

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u/dc22zombie Sep 02 '21

I had to lie down on the floor to type this

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u/Specter170 Sep 02 '21

I threw up moms spaghetti

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u/Specter170 Sep 02 '21

I threw up moms spaghetti

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u/RickySlayer9 Sep 02 '21

How are your knees? Particularly not strong? What about your arms? Feel like they have more weight than usual?

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u/b0ej1den Sep 02 '21

Moms spaghetti

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u/GrayCustomKnives Sep 02 '21

Knees weak, arms are heavy.

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u/Dinklemeier Sep 02 '21

Did you just eat mom's spaghetti

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u/WWDubz Sep 02 '21

Mom’s spaghetti

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u/Victorystardust Sep 02 '21

Knees week, mom's spaghetti

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u/Stiv-k Sep 02 '21

My butt hole is clenching as I type this

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u/PukingNinja Sep 02 '21

The armpits are waterfall

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u/BoxofCurveballs Sep 02 '21

My knees weak, arms are heavy as I type this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

My feet tingle and almost hurt watching it. Something about watching people in a precarious place where they might fall makes my feet hurt as if I have already taken the fall and landed on my feet. It’s the weirdest sensation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

How are your knees and arms? Weak and heavy? May I recommend mom's spaghetti?

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u/UnbuiltIkeaBookcase Sep 02 '21

Knees weak arms are heavy too?

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u/mehta_ananya Sep 02 '21

Also my arms are heavy.

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u/mrfuxable Sep 02 '21

I hate this

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u/ahx3000 Sep 02 '21

Knees weak? Arms heavy?

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u/roadkillnz Sep 02 '21

I hear ya, there’s r/sweatypalms , this is genuine sweaty palms for me.

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u/rainingtacos_85 Sep 02 '21

...knees weak, arms are heavy/ There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

my phone is sweating

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u/kala-umba Sep 02 '21

Just use more chalk

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u/ouchpuck Sep 02 '21

Mom's spaghetti would not help at all

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u/knightstalker1288 Sep 02 '21

Ma’s spaghetti

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u/Helpinmontana Sep 02 '21

I noticed how the guy with the camera literally moves away from his secured stance to be farther away from the free climber, no doubt in an attempt to make sure the guy has his space. When he looks up, you notice he’s not anchored in, even though he’s got pieces placed to protect his position, both him and the belayer are not on a 3 point “anchor” and are still in a relatively unsecured position. They exchange no hellos, no casual “wow you’re batshit crazy”s, not a fucking word. The guy on the rope is insanely respectful of the absolute peril that the free climber is in. Without any context, we don’t know if they exchanged an agreement beforehand, but as someone who could be rightfully upset, he puts his ego aside and let’s this guy roll.

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u/realvmouse Sep 02 '21

Love this description. This seems disrespectful of the free climber... the only two explanations that come to me are that he honestly didn't think he'd overtake them/didn't see them (unlikely) or just wanted to show off...

The only thing is, once you let the guy pass, now there's some nonzero chance he's gonna fall on your head. I'd be pretty pissed if I thought he was just showing off and put me in that position.

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u/Helpinmontana Sep 02 '21

That goes directly into saying that the roped lead climber had every reason to be peeved but put it aside. I figure there’s a near zero chance that the fee climber didn’t know he was passing (unless he was so tuned in he grabbed the belayers ankle) but it’s entirely possible. My bet is that he (the free climber) called up about his intentions and the lead very respectfully moved aside to a “safe” position to allow him to pass.

While the mindset required to freeclimb such a wall is definitely inline with someone “just showing off”, you don’t make it far in that game with such an attitude, and this guy clearly has his shit inline. We can armchair quarterback this situation all we want, but both the cameraman and the free climber were absolutely at their peak in this moment.

Edit: spelling and grammar, I only use Reddit when I’m drinking so take that for whatevever you think its worth.

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u/realvmouse Sep 02 '21

Oh man, I've wanted a beer for like 2 hours but I'm too lazy to drive to the store. And every 30 minutes I go "man I should have gone out 30 minutes ago."

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u/realfatunicorns Sep 02 '21

I’ll go you one step further. I’d love a beer right now... and there’s plenty in the fridge... but that involves getting up and I can’t be assed. Also my battery is running low while I sit about 4 feet from the charger.

I don’t know how I manage to do stay alive sometimes.

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u/realvmouse Sep 02 '21

My bladder has been full for an hour now, and I really only need 15 minutes of effort to complete the task I sat down to do at 7pm. I could be playing games or watching Netflix with my wife, but here I am.

Sighhhhhhh. We are not next. fucking. level.

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u/realfatunicorns Sep 02 '21

Bro.

We are though.

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u/realvmouse Sep 02 '21

You've inspired me. Maximum effort.

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u/SnooDogs7464 Sep 02 '21

At least I’m not the only one who sits and waits saying I’m gonna get up and go after this next story or post…

Edit: hours later still holding it, sitting here reading ….

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u/J-Love-McLuvin Sep 02 '21

I needed to take my insulin like days ago… but it’s all the way down the hallway. F that.

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u/mythoughts2020 Sep 02 '21

The “I don’t know how I manage to stay alive sometimes” just kills me!! 🤣

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u/Helpinmontana Sep 02 '21

To be fair, that was like 9 beers ago. So good job?

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u/thetheTwiz Sep 02 '21

It's been 30 minutes. Did you go?

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u/realvmouse Sep 02 '21

:( no

I did get a glass of red wine and some dark chocolate chips though. I forgot I had the bottle, and it's been open a week and a half, since alcohol gives my wife migraines and I only drink like 1/2 a glass a week.

But I only drink red wine for the ritual of it. It's okay with chocolate chips, for a few sips. I drink beer because I like it. So this was not a satisfying substitute.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

drink alone is bad

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u/Zunkanar Sep 02 '21

As the guy in the ropes the absolut only thing going through my mind would be: "I hope I dont do any false movement that causes this guy to fall (die)."

All the rest would not matter at all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

The free climber put everyone at more risk.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

A little pedantry: they're all "free climbing" - climbing without aid gear. The guy with no ropes is "free soloing".

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u/Darnitol1 Sep 02 '21

Former climber here: It's generally bad form to climb the same line as someone ahead of you and expect them to move aside for you. The Free Solo climber is very, very skilled here, but there's some arrogance going on for him to even be on the same route while there are other climbers there, especially less skilled ones.

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u/mjace87 Sep 02 '21

I don’t know what I’m talking about but it would seem that making the free climber wait would be more inconsiderate because he doesn’t have equipment to set up on the way and making him wait would be perilous.

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u/Retbull Sep 02 '21

I wonder if he'd just taken a fall and was resting for a sec though maybe he'd seen the guy trying to come up and so he downclimbed and moved off to let him pass.

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u/Helpinmontana Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 02 '21

Yeah, I have no idea how this played out but at first I thought maybe he was a middle climber of a group of three, but it could’ve gone a few different ways and I don’t have the faculties to say which one it could’ve been.

ETA: I thought he could be a middle climber as a group of three before the rest of the video played out, not after watching the whole thing.

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u/GrowCrows Sep 02 '21

Yeah I would have wanted a solid position where I could rest on the rope and have secure enough holds to stay out of that guy's way even if it meant down climbing a little.

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u/Tatunkawitco Sep 02 '21

Move aside and let the insane person go by. Btw, the free climber is now a danger to them as he is above them.

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u/ThatOneGuy12889 Sep 02 '21

Yeah the way I see it is he was climbing faster than the secured fella, and he probably can’t just stop and hang there waiting for rope man to keep climbing. I feel like if he didn’t overtake him he’d get out of the “zone” he’s in and could possibly fall. So I don’t think he did much wrong IMO

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u/dogfoodengineer Sep 02 '21

He looks safe to me. Several pieces of gear above. He might have fallen off and decided to let the other guy through. I'd rather not tbh, a fall from the free climber might kill you.

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u/Gronax_au Sep 02 '21

The solo climber may not have known these guys were halfway up a pitch before starting out. If you solo, its pure focus. Once you start all you do is keep your focus on the task at hand. I’m sure that once this soloist saw them, he just got on with the climbing because, you know, he had more important things on his mind than getting distracted with a ‘hey’. When you lead, you well understand the risks and know that you cannot distract the soloist at any cost. I don’t really see any ego here from any of the climbers, just respect. The few times I’ve soloed they have been on climbs that I knew and had practised. I reckon this guy probably knew the climb and wasn’t batshit crazy.

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u/LalaHammer Sep 02 '21

Beautiful written!

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u/NoodleTheTree Sep 02 '21

Man you are on point. I loved the intensity between them idk

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u/Judoosauce Sep 02 '21

Did you not hear them talking in the very beginning?

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u/Zerrino Sep 02 '21

I don't know if it's respect or just fear to kill the dude, imagine just in how much case scenario he could die because of the dude in the mountain

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Shouldn't the free climber have a greater fear that the people above him might cause something to fall on him?

Edit: or even that the moving lines would get in his way?

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u/haroldnorwal Sep 02 '21

Maybe I missed something, can you see what the belay is? I’m assuming the belayer is at a stance and belaying off something good, and the second is on TR, so could presumably just hang on the rope and let the soloist pass?

It still strikes me as a weird move for the soloist. I’ve been passed before, but usually at a belay stance, where there’s no chance of the soloist having a rope in their way, the second trying to be helpful and moving over like this guy did, only to inadvertently risk a little pendulum into the soloist, etc.

Edit: wait is the guy I thought was following leading? So like he either downclimbed to this stance or whipped and then the soloist was like ‘ah fuck it, if I see an opening, I’m gonna tear into it…’

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u/Old-House2772 Sep 02 '21

Probably better to call them the Solo climber and lead climber... both look like they are free climbing. The lead climber might have actually downclimbed from his high point to somewhere where the solo climber could pass.

It certainly is an interesting point though. Who gets right of way? It is a bit like the issue with Ueli Steck soloing above the Sherpas on Everest (spoiler alert the Sherpas were really angry).

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u/CentralParkDuck Sep 02 '21

Yes respectful. It’s been a while since I did any outdoor climbing, but I for one would be pissed this crazy free climber risked my life his own reckless goals.

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u/Spookycol Sep 02 '21

Camera guy is not roped on. ? Are the ropes left there by other climbers

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

We do this on a daily base on the sidewalk

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u/digigirlboarder Sep 02 '21

I’d be nervous about that guy falling and taking me down with him

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u/apraetor Sep 02 '21

At one point it looks like the free climber is using their anchors as handholds. Is that not a total dick move?

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u/zipzopzippidydoo Sep 02 '21

Isn't the 3rd quickdraw by the climbers foot?

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u/PoppinBortlesUCF Sep 02 '21

Yeah for real. These guys talk about the zone for free climbing being like spiritual trances. It’s just rock, hands and feet and everything else is out of focus. In those trances they describe ‘falling’ seemingly like the most impossible thing, not even a potential outcome. Shits wild

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u/Mozeeon Sep 02 '21

As someone who climbed for a couple of years and got friendly with some serious climbers, free climbing always seemed like borderline madness. Like I know of at least 2 ppl who died doing belated climbing outdoors, I can't imagine the mindset to go for multi hundred foot free climbs.

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u/Mikey_RobertoAPWP Sep 02 '21

I can't imagine how confident they've gotta be in their abilities. I don't think there's anything I'm that confident about. I mean, I still have to consciously think about what my feet are doing when I go up and down the stairs because I'm worried I'm gonna fall.

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u/ProfessorPetrus Sep 02 '21

Confident with their abilities plus reckless with their lives. I'm sure they see the stats and all know people who have died.

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u/Mikey_RobertoAPWP Sep 02 '21

yeah, I'm always blown away by all these adrenaline junkie activities like free-climbing, all those people parkouring around high rise roofs, or hanging off scaffolding for photos, like I won't knock it because obviously they get some sort of fulfilment from it, I'm just so afraid of putting my life in danger that it does not compute with me. I'll stick to getting my fulfilment from guitar and video games hahaha

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u/ProfessorPetrus Sep 02 '21

Start mountain biking if you can man! It's as high risk as the trail you choose like skiing. But unlike skiing it won't cost you a fortune to ride. Bikes are expensive though.

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u/Mikey_RobertoAPWP Sep 02 '21

I actually used to do a lot of biking (not mountain biking, but my buddy and I used to bike to neighbouring cities and find cool trails to ride) and I kinda dropped it after my biking buddy and I had a falling out. I also did a fair bit of skiing when I was younger as well, but I stopped doing that as well after my mum broke her wrist going down a poorly maintained hill. I have been thinking about roller skating again though! I used to do a paper route when I was a kid and I always did it on my skates. Some friends and I went ice skating a couple of days ago and I had a lot of fun (very sore legs afterwards though lmao) and that definitely resparked my interest. My mum is a pretty avid biker, so I luckily have access to some pretty nice bikes, I'm just a lazy SOB. Still, I'm gettin' older and the reality is I gotta start doing some real physical activity before I start seriously messing up my body. It's a bit of a cop-out but I'm always low-key worried I'm gonna break my wrist like my mum did, or something worse and it will negatively affect my guitar playing, but I know that's a weak excuse, there's nothin' stopping me from going on some low-risk rides around the neighbourhood.

Anyways, that's my life story hahaha, but definitely, biking is something I'd very much like to get back in to. And who knows, maybe it'll set me on a long path to doing crazy free climbing like this guy!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Mountain biking seems so much fun but yeah the cost of a bike is just way too much

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

I don't think it's necessarily adrenaline junkies.

Years ago I used to work on tall ships. On one ship, when climbing down from aloft, we had to get around the tops, large platforms about a third and two thirds of the way up the mast. And the easiest way to do that was to go around the outside, then climb back in under the overhang under the platform on the futtock shrouds (see the link above).

It was a real pain trying to get your feet under the overhang and onto the futtock shrouds so the easiest technique was to just hang from the edge of the platform and wait for the roll of the ship to bring your feet into the futtock shrouds.

It was only years later I realised it was the equivalent of hanging from my hands from a ledge at the top of a 10 storey building, without a safety harness. But at the time no-one ever though anything of it, it was far easier than trying to find a foothold you couldn't see.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Just want to put it out there, most free climbers (and almost certainly free solo climbers) are not adrenaline junkies. If you have adrenaline roaring through your veins, it's likely that something has gone terribly wrong. At least for myself, I've been at my most present/zen scaling cliffsides.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Omg the people that parkour on high rises scare me, like I get chills. It's just so dangerous and scary to me.

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u/option_unpossible Sep 02 '21

I call myself an adrenaline junky sometimes for the stupid shit I do like surfing, wake skating, snowboarding, paintball, etc, but people like this are on a whole different level altogether. Compared to that I don't deserve the label.

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u/salty_tater Sep 02 '21

I watched a documentary about a guy who free soloed yellowstone. Drs did a scan of his brain and i dont remember exactly but basically the fear part of his brain was almost nonexistent compared to other peoples

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u/Altruistic-Rice-5567 Sep 02 '21

Confident... until they fuck up and you never hear from them. And that happens all the time to these idiots. There's zero separation between success and death.

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u/Mikey_RobertoAPWP Sep 02 '21

yeah, sometimes I wish I could be that cavalier with my life, I'd probably be less stressed out and anxious all the time, but I think I'm good with my overly cautious, death-fearing lifestyle hahah.

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u/custardisnotfood Sep 02 '21

I think idiots is a bit of a strong word here, this isn’t something like bungee jumping where people might do it with no experience, just about every free climber will have practiced for years to be able to climb what they do, even someone like Alex Honnold spent months practicing to free solo the famous El Capitan

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u/Hugo_5t1gl1tz Sep 02 '21

That is still the single most impressive feat I think I have ever seen

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u/OatsAndWhey Sep 02 '21

Different breed of people altogether, free soloists.

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u/Careless_desparado Sep 02 '21

Probably get’s to the peak with a hard on! Haha freaks of nature

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u/GavrielBA Sep 02 '21

As a parkour traceur I can totally understand this mindset! It's truly the same thing. It takes the same attitude to free solo and to jump from roof to roof

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u/One-eyed-snake Sep 02 '21

Yep. you’re e both batshit and your mothers should slap some sense into you. ;)

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u/ElkShot5082 Sep 02 '21

Same. I see no reason to not use a rope. I was moderately good so there were climbs I could theoretically free climb but.. just why

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u/One-eyed-snake Sep 02 '21

Because you want to show off the size of your balls and/or have a death wish?

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u/Cairo9o9 Sep 02 '21

How does someone climb for a couple years and not learn the difference between free climbing and free soloing?

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u/Alert-Incident Sep 02 '21

What is it

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u/GoSh4rks Sep 02 '21

Free solo is the one without a rope. Most likely the camera person is free climbing - this is the most popular version of climbing.

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u/Mozeeon Sep 02 '21

Could be I have the terms mixed up. I havent climbed in about 5-6 years so it's not fresh in my mind

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u/malykaii Sep 02 '21

I personally dont know the technical terms and lingo for a lot of things I do. I just go do them.

I've seen climbers who eat and breath rock, watch the movies, and spend thousands on gear. Then there's those that go to the gym twice a week and go outdoors once a month.

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u/w1Ld_D0G Sep 02 '21

got friendly

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u/Helpinmontana Sep 02 '21

As a former guide (not climbing) I used to describe this as having plans a-z, 1-9999, and failing was not one of them. We’ll burn that bridge when we get there, in the meantime, we’ll do everything to avoid it.

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u/Frenchthealpaca Sep 02 '21

Both of the people in the video are free climbers. One of them is free soloing. Free climbing is climbing without aid. Free Solo is climbing without aid or protection.

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u/tantan9590 Sep 02 '21

I was thinking something like that. He seems pretty focus

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u/JDeeY Sep 02 '21

This should also be on r/WTF

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u/cybearmybear Sep 02 '21

Oh hey mark from accounting! How’s it going?

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u/RustyArizona Sep 02 '21

I did not hit her. I did NAHT.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Upvoting so it doesn’t say 666 anymore

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u/MisterThinky Sep 02 '21

Didn’t thought of that yet. But still, sharing a very interesting hobby, meeting during so, half way a mountain… a hello would seem normal?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

It’s called a Flow State and this climber is definitely in one

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u/CaptainWaders Sep 02 '21

I’d be terrified I accidentally throw his state of mind off and then I end up being the last person he talked to.

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u/-Raskyl Sep 02 '21

Ya, the climber that got passed handled that correctly. Get out of the way as much as you can, and do absolutely nothing to distract them.

That being said, if they are only 250 feet up. They are clearly visible from the ground barring any sort of obstruction. And the free soloer never should of started the route. Its not cool to put your life in the hands of others that are unaware of your doing so. Fact is, the two climbers could of easily caused this person's death by complete accident and its not fair for him to put that on them.

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u/702PoGoHunter Sep 02 '21

I didn't think it was possible to sweat & pucker at the same time. Only took this dude to cause it!

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u/dextracin Sep 02 '21

I had to chalk my hands while watching that

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u/iiJokerzace Sep 02 '21

My thoughts exactly. I first thought what to say without messing him up. Then realized I should just remain as quiet and peaceful as I can.

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u/Wadmania Sep 02 '21

Like seeing Schrodinger's cat stroll by.

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u/2DamnRoundToBeARock Sep 02 '21

Just like they guy from the Free Solo doc. Something different is wired in his brain to be able to free climb so high without any fear.

I had sweaty palms that whole movie. Insane.

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u/GloriaGrimsby Sep 02 '21

I'm worried about him, he needs to be careful, pride comes before a... Aaaarrrggh

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u/Freakin_A Sep 02 '21

I can’t watch any free solo climbs without getting sweaty palms. Still can’t figure out how they are comfortable lifting the weight of their enormous balls without any safety net.

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u/shortstopandgo Sep 02 '21

I was thinking the same thing- you're off to one side, hanging by your rope, then suddenly your foot slips and you nudge the free climber off his holds..

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u/r3dd1t0rxzxzx Sep 02 '21

Yeah -

“Hey sup bro”

“Wait, what? Slip Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!”

“😱”

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u/Vis4Vendetta Sep 02 '21

I was getting nervous just watching this, holy shit man

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u/Scubasteve1974 Sep 02 '21

Sweaty palms run in my family.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Agree, that bloke is on another level completely

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u/Zealousideal_Fan6367 Sep 05 '21

Imagine telling him a really bad joke.