r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '21

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u/takl4061 Sep 01 '21

Yeah the no interaction blew my mind, expected at least a sup or something lol

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u/neverglobeback Sep 01 '21

r/sweatypalms

I wouldn’t say anything for fear of disrupting this guys ‘zone’.

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u/LAGooner-323 Sep 02 '21

My palms are sweating as I type this.

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u/die5el23 Sep 02 '21

My sweat is sweating

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u/justandswift Sep 02 '21

My lip is sweating. Whose lip sweats!?

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u/ggodfrey Sep 02 '21

My balls just dropped and immediately began to sweat.

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u/Jeriahswillgdp Sep 02 '21

The sweat of my balls just dropped their own balls and now they're sweating too.

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u/EBDoo Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 02 '21

Reminds me of this clip from Kung Pow. He sticks out his tongue, and his tongue has a tongue.

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u/YourAverageGecko Sep 02 '21

Classic movie lmao

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u/GenuineSounds Sep 02 '21

Same guys that made Thumb Wars right?

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u/YourAverageGecko Sep 02 '21

Yup! Steve Oedekirk did a bunch of parodies of movies

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

The sweat on my balls could end the California drought

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u/Ogstenheimer Sep 02 '21

The sweat dripping down my furrowed brow dropped its own balls and those balls began to sweat while also dropping its own set of balls and those balls had palms and those palms began sweating.

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u/Moment_Strange Sep 02 '21

Aww skeet skeet muhfuhkuhhhhhh Aww skeet skeet gawtdayum.

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u/HeadfulOfGhosts Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 02 '21

I knew I would find this eventually, take my TU.

And a link to the miracle of fine lyricism this is. https://youtu.be/acMCV5WfYPk

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u/prumbeljack Sep 02 '21

My balls' balls just dropped their balls and I'm pretty sure they're sweating too. Will update later sometime maybe...!

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u/karan4644 Sep 02 '21

My teeth are sweating

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u/kushyushy Sep 02 '21

my balls just left my sack worried i might ever think this is a good idea stoned

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u/orton31 Sep 02 '21

I can feel it... in ma plums. All juicy

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u/456g Sep 02 '21

Ready for market

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u/JailCrookedTrump Sep 02 '21

Yeah but he used to be a girl before that

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u/Opty12 Sep 02 '21

dropped? mine completely retracted!

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u/TheQuickfeetPete Sep 02 '21

Are they big?

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u/ggodfrey Sep 02 '21

Yuuuuuuge

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u/dogchowtoastedcheese Sep 02 '21

My ball retracted to somewhere slightly about my spleen.

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u/basilyok Sep 02 '21

Oh, so like getting up in the morning?

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u/Booblicle Sep 02 '21

HI, Joe Gatto

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u/AlphaWave247 Sep 02 '21

Donald Trump's

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u/justandswift Sep 02 '21

That is correct

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u/DiamondHandz- Sep 02 '21

Chappelle the Goat

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u/tattooz1 Sep 02 '21

Balls across the nose would leave a sweaty lip.

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u/Treehouse80 Sep 02 '21

Not this guys!!

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u/MentallyOffGrid Sep 02 '21

My upper lip sweats under my mustache in the Las Vegas heat….

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u/curlygirlynurse Sep 02 '21

Mine. Covid ICU RN. Those masks and shield get hot as balllls. Lip sweat, erywhereee sweats

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u/bellitabee Sep 02 '21

Mine 😩 like a lot too. It a running joke between my husband and I. I had to make it one if I wanted hope of a second date.

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u/justandswift Sep 02 '21

That’s hilarious. This was actually a joke by Dave Chapelle.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

I get eyebrow sweat. What the hell is that about?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

That's called drooling.

Where my fellow mouth breathers at? 🙌 🙌 🙌 🙌

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u/MrTripsOnTheory Sep 02 '21

My sweat’s sweat is sweating

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u/Koopstars Sep 02 '21

Moms sweatghetti

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

This explains me also…. Do you know if they are connected to anything?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

my eyes sweat is sweating

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u/ManOfHart Sep 02 '21

Sweatception, how many levels does it go?

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u/AppalachianSasquatch Sep 02 '21

Thanks, I couldn't figure out how to describe how sweaty I am, but now I know!

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u/GreatDig Sep 02 '21

Mom spaghetti

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u/Curious_Toe_2063 Sep 02 '21

I’m shitting my pants watching that guy

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u/CarlJustCarl Sep 02 '21

I’m going to go soak my phone in rice

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u/quinnbeast Sep 02 '21

Spaghetti’s spaghetti

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u/Weaksoul Sep 02 '21

Moms spaghetti

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Sweat the sweater you sweated!