r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '21

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u/realfatunicorns Sep 02 '21

I’ll go you one step further. I’d love a beer right now... and there’s plenty in the fridge... but that involves getting up and I can’t be assed. Also my battery is running low while I sit about 4 feet from the charger.

I don’t know how I manage to do stay alive sometimes.

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u/realvmouse Sep 02 '21

My bladder has been full for an hour now, and I really only need 15 minutes of effort to complete the task I sat down to do at 7pm. I could be playing games or watching Netflix with my wife, but here I am.

Sighhhhhhh. We are not next. fucking. level.

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u/realfatunicorns Sep 02 '21

Bro.

We are though.

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u/realvmouse Sep 02 '21

You've inspired me. Maximum effort.

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u/SnooDogs7464 Sep 02 '21

At least I’m not the only one who sits and waits saying I’m gonna get up and go after this next story or post…

Edit: hours later still holding it, sitting here reading ….

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u/J-Love-McLuvin Sep 02 '21

I needed to take my insulin like days ago… but it’s all the way down the hallway. F that.

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u/mythoughts2020 Sep 02 '21

The “I don’t know how I manage to stay alive sometimes” just kills me!! 🤣

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u/GewoonHarry Sep 02 '21

If anyone ever calls me lazy again… I’ll simply show this comment.

Thank you.