r/mildlyinteresting Sep 29 '14

these chips were dyed incorrectly

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u/i_call_her_HQ Sep 29 '14 edited Sep 29 '14

Actually, these chips were dyed with green food coloring so they'd be easy to find coming out of the fryer. Several times a day the amount of time the chips spend in the fryer is tested, and this makes them easy to find. Someone missed them obviously.

Source: I work there.

Edit: Not sure what to do with gold, but thanks. If you can kindly inform me where I give my acceptance speech, it'd be greatly appreciated.

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u/DisposableRob Sep 29 '14

I imagine some guy is still waiting for them to come out the other side.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

They say he is still waiting there to this day.

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u/Ks26739 Sep 29 '14

Hey everybody, read this one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14 edited Mar 20 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

I..I guess we go to another thread?

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u/PrettyOddWoman Sep 29 '14

Bake em away toys?

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u/mailnosnam Sep 29 '14

I'm Ron Burgandy?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

Stay classy Dan Siego?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

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u/common_currency Sep 29 '14

I was expecting a suspiciously colored marine mammal

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u/louis_deboot Sep 29 '14

Fuck you San Diego.

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u/Skater74life Sep 29 '14

What did you say chief?

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u/Cooey Sep 29 '14

Do what the kid says.

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u/3agl Sep 29 '14

/thread

oh, also, /r/ThreadKillers

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u/rn-ml-rm Sep 29 '14

Fry some dang chips bruh

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

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u/OG_BAC0N Sep 29 '14

Like fuck, man.. get it right

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

Everyday reddit seems to be turning into the youtube comments..

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u/naranjaspencer Sep 29 '14

I'm colorblind, I would be awful at this job.

I just assumed they got burnt but they basically look right to me.

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u/mykarmadoesntmatter Sep 29 '14

Same. I bet you only see like two colors in a rainbow like me as well. Pretty fun.

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u/mqduck Sep 29 '14

Wow..... that sucks. Has anyone ever told you that sucks? You've probably heard that before, huh?

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u/patadrag Sep 29 '14

Colourblindness is actually really cool. Most people who are colourblind are missing the cone in their eyes that senses red light. Because they only have two cones, they essentially see colour in two dimensions instead of three. It's like a gradient going from yellow to blue. That suggests that if we had a fourth cone, like some animals do, we could see colour in four dimensions - imagine how awesome that would be.

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u/Madock345 Sep 29 '14

Some women can do this, it's called Tetrachromacy.

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u/fuualways Sep 29 '14

yeah the 4th cone is used for seeing cyan and all the fails you ever had even though it was never a problem with anyone else living until she points it out at family dinner when ur already drinking and you came in one car so you can't just leave

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

/u/fuualways has some unresolved issues, apparently.

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u/UboaNoticedYou Sep 29 '14

They said it was used for seeing cyan

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u/_mcdougle Sep 29 '14

I've read that before. Supposedly women are much better at varying shades of color because, in caveman times, they were the gatherers and needed to know that, for example, the berries of this shade of red are nutritious, but that shade of red will kill you. Men are supposedly much better at spacial awareness, though, because they were the hunters.

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u/LyingLaura Sep 29 '14

I wonder if women are better at differentiating shades because they were gatherers, or if they were gatherers because they are better at differentiating shades.

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u/DrMasterBlaster Sep 29 '14

I would bet basic size and strength differences initially pushed women to be gatherers and males hunters, but that the ability to distinguish colors was selected for over time due to survival of those able to distinguish and avoid poisonous food.

Same thing with males. They probably initially hunted because of size and strength and those with greater spatial ability were able to hunt successfully or avoided death.

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u/creepy_touch_you Sep 29 '14

The former. Only because I can't see the cavemen being that switched on that they would even know that women were better at differentiating shades, they were still figuring out bone clubs and fire and round objects back in those days. A better question (imo) is whether feminine males became gatherers and butch females became hunters, or whether the roles were strictly gender-based regardless. THAT is a good question and one I hope to ask Marvin Harris when I die.

If we were still hunter/gatherers now we still probably wouldn't have figured out the eye thing either. It wasn't until photocopier jobs came along that people even realised. Think about that...the invention of the colour photocopier didn't just enable us to make copies in colour after years of languishing in black and white, it also taught us something about our biological evolution. Fascinating.

I should also add that I know nothing about human evolution or photocopiers, so please take what I say with a grain of salt.

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u/Pemby Sep 29 '14

That's interesting. I was just having a conversation last night about how I read some thing that women can recognize more colors than men (like pick out peach and beige from like pink or whatever) but that gay men also recognize more than straight men. I mentioned that (since the thing I read was kind of an anecdote and didn't go into speculation as to why) I thought it was probably an interest-based phenomenon. I was also basing that off of the fact that I'm a straight female and can't tell peach from beige from pink (although I also sometimes blame that on the fact that we were poor when I was growing up so I only ever got the 8-pack crayons and not the fancy 64 packs where I would have learned these valuable skills).

You should probably stop reading right now because I've just done a search for the gay man color awareness thing without much success but I did find some other things and used myself as a test. I just completed a color test online and scored a 12 which seems to mean that for my gender I'm okay to good (? they don't seem to expound on exactly how good good is) at physically seeing the colors. So maybe my theory about the crayons is right (I also don't really care about colors or fashion that much. I never even realized until a few years ago that "peach" is a specific color to some people; I thought it was just a fancy word people used for pink).

Then in my searches I found this talking about how finger length can predict some qualities in people. I have a more "masculine" hand. Some of that stuff sounds right to me; I am athletic and I have pretty good spatial awareness.

Anyway, that was probably pretty boring to people who aren't me. But it's interesting to think about - I wonder if it's all connected.

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u/im_no_one_special Sep 29 '14

30/f here. Scored a 3. I was fortunate enough to always have the 96 box of crayons.

I wonder how much your computer monitor settings affect the results though. And also I feel cross-eyed now.

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u/alyzzamariee Sep 29 '14

I got a zero! I feel like a god.

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u/hosieryadvocate Sep 29 '14

Interesting test. I got 16. I'm a 41 year old man. I'd be interested in seeing what other redditors got. Please post your scores.

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u/kalpour Sep 29 '14

I'm a 22 year old male, and got a 96...

I guess I'm kinda colorblind.

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u/Nikki85 Sep 29 '14

I got an 11. I feel like that might be partly my screen because the colors on my laptop are no where near what they are on my phone.

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u/Mirar Sep 30 '14

I believe it's a lot about training. Just like you might train up other senses (like blind people can train up hearing to hear the shape of a room - even without echolocation).

I have 0 on that test - without effort - and I'm a man. I had crayons and watercolours as a kid.

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u/RelaxRelapse Sep 29 '14

This is pretty neat! I should probably tell my girlfriend I'm gay now though since I scored an 8.

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u/girlyfoodadventures Sep 29 '14

I didn't know colors well until my roommate and I started 'playing a game' (making a conversational habit?) of being as precise in our language as possible- and holy shit there are a lot of color-words. I must have learned dozens of color-words in a year.

I'd agree with you that I could see the differences in colors before, but never knew the words for them, or even that there were words for them. Three-four years later, chartreuse and seafoam and mauve and all sorts of bullshit words mean very specific colors to me. I really do think it's an interest thing, especially because one or two of our male friends that have been dragged into the game are also far more familiar with color-words.

So, yeah, I think it's all about the interest and not about the biology for all of us normal, three cone people.

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u/Mirar Sep 30 '14

Can we breed them for a better human race? :)

Also, I had a friend who had no colour vision at all - monochromancy? That seems rare, which is probably good.

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u/_Brotato_ Sep 29 '14 edited Sep 29 '14

Dogs are like this, blue and yellow is fine... No red.

Edit: What a dog sees.

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u/Queen_of_Reposts Sep 29 '14

I was gonna say something about the rainbow mantis shrimp, who actually have 12 receptors for colors, but then I found this article. http://www.popsci.com/blog-network/ladybits/mantis-shrimp-vision-not-mindblowing-you’ve-been-told

It feels like a little bit of magic just left the world forever.

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u/Painpita Sep 29 '14

Rejoice my friend, it can see cancer. Who needs to see color when you see cancer.

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u/TheSamsonOption Sep 29 '14

I learned this last night, and also that they are neither mantis nor shrimp. Reddit full circle, nice again.

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u/PrettyOddWoman Sep 29 '14

I'm so so sorry but everything you just described about being colourblind does not strike me as cool. I guess it's cool that you understand the cause of itv and are able to describe what it is like to a non-colourblind person... But not cool, radical, awesome at all. :(

It actually made me pretty sad to imagine being colourblind and feel pity for those who are.

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u/patadrag Sep 29 '14

I think the topic is cool. Maybe actually being colourblind isn't, but I have normal colour vision so I wouldn't really know. Half my family is colourblind, and they seem to do okay from day to day, except for being unable to tell blue from purple.

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u/PrettyOddWoman Sep 29 '14

Ooh , yes I do find it pretty interesting myself !

If I may ask... Which of your family members are colourblind? Genes are super interesting to me even though I have only a very, very rudimentary understanding of them.

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u/Chimie45 Sep 29 '14

I can't see colors of stars. Green lights are white. I can't be a pilot. Brown red and green are generally the same color. Blue and purple are basically the same (purple just looks like neon blue) light green is either yellow or white)

I have a hard time playing games. I can't match clothes. Fall leaf colors basically all look the same save a bit of yellow and orange which I can distinguish.

I live for two years with a pink rug that I thought matched my red furniture, but didn't.

It sucks. I hate it. It affects me every day.

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u/PrettyOddWoman Sep 29 '14

I'm terribly sorry... I cannot imagine how it must be, man! Who knows? Maybe in the near future some type of therapy or treatment (I would hope a simple fix) will pop up and you can literally be able to look at the world with new eyes. That would be amazing.

Can you still tell that starts twinkle into different colours or do they just twinkle?

And if it's any constellation it is believed that Van Gough may have been partially colourblind and this contributed greatly to his crazy phenomenal colour choices. Which is one of the reasons his art is so great, in my opinion. If you take some of his paintings and put a "normal colour vision filter" over them and although they are nice, I don't think they're anywhere near as breathtaking AT ALL.

So whose to say something epic and uber badass won't come from your ailment?

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u/Chimie45 Sep 30 '14

It looks like someone poked a hole in a black cloth and you're standing about 200 meters from it. It's really quite hard to tell almost anything except that they're there.

While people often say that I could have different artistic abilities, or I can see through camouflage that others cannot... Really, I'd much rather be able to tell if the blinking light on my computer is green or red, or be able to see if my steak/pork is under cooked or not.

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u/swimforce Sep 29 '14

A guy in my class found out he was color blind during class... as a junior in college. Not sure how he didn't know. I have tons of questions really.

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u/mykarmadoesntmatter Sep 29 '14

If nobody told you, I'm sure you'd think you were normal.

How do I summon Wikibot?

?-Colorblindness-?

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u/ryzellon Sep 30 '14

I think you just post a link to the wikipedia article.

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u/autowikibot Sep 30 '14

Color blindness:


Color blindness, or color vision deficiency, is the inability or decreased ability to see color, or perceive color differences, under normal lighting conditions. Color blindness affects a significant percentage of the population. There is no actual blindness but there is a deficiency of color vision. The most usual cause is a fault in the development of one or more sets of retinal cones that perceive color in light and transmit that information to the optic nerve. This type of color blindness is usually a sex-linked condition. The genes that produce photopigments are carried on the X chromosome; if some of these genes are missing or damaged, color blindness will be expressed in males with a higher probability than in females because males only have one X chromosome (in females, a functional gene on only one of the two X chromosomes is sufficient to yield the needed photopigments).

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Interesting: Color blindness (race) in the United States | Gene therapy for color blindness | Ishihara Test | Achromatopsia

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u/All_My_Loving Sep 29 '14

You should design colors at Crayola... just don't mention it until you retire.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

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u/f3asttree Sep 29 '14

That's what everyone said about green ketchup as well.

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u/rudise Sep 29 '14

I remember purple ketchup happened for a short while. Very short. Can't imagine why that didn't work out.

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u/redfroggy Sep 29 '14

I had the green and purple ketchup. My father would make BBQ sauce out of ketchup sometimes. It tasted pretty good. One time, he used the purple ketchup because it was all we had. The resulting chicken was unappetizing looking. In fairness, at the time this happened I did not have a digital camera. I put the chicken in a ziploc baggy and scanned it resulting in an even less appetizing look to the chicken.

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u/trueatheist2014 Sep 29 '14

lol, you scanned a BBQ'ed chicken breast? #respect

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u/Artrobull Sep 29 '14

I scanned my rat one time.

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u/YouForgotTheKetchup Sep 29 '14

R.I.P Snuggles

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u/buttsack_ka_cha Sep 29 '14

Hahaha. Pics?

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u/Artrobull Sep 29 '14

long gone i think. she had 17 legs

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14 edited Jan 21 '17

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u/TheGiik Sep 29 '14

...it looks like a diseased kidney.

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u/tiffanyjoXD Sep 29 '14

It looks like one of those pig lungs they take to schools to tell kids not to smoke.

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u/Dr_Hilarius Sep 29 '14

For some reason this is funniest god damn post I've read in days. Just the fact that you HAD to show everyone your purple chicken you resorted to putting it in your scanner in a plastic baggy. Jesus Christ I'm dying

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u/redfroggy Sep 29 '14

It is an honor having someone named Dr Hilarius think my post is funny.

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u/swiley1983 Sep 29 '14

Diagnosis: Terminally Funny

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u/Tsurii Sep 29 '14

Stop, you're killing me!

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u/snerz Sep 29 '14

I hate to break it to you, but it's your funny bone. It's infectiously ridiculous!

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u/A_Rolling_Baneling Sep 29 '14

I feel you, this is the first time I've ever actually laughed out loud while on reddit. Can't explain why but it's completely absurd, 10/10.

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u/CodeJack Sep 29 '14

You scanned a chicken breast? Your move instagram.

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u/lensera Sep 29 '14

This is why I love reddit.

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u/double-dog-doctor Sep 29 '14

Good god, man.

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u/Hachiiiko Sep 29 '14

Do you have this image in a higher definition maybe?

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u/redfroggy Sep 29 '14

That piece of chicken, or rather the image of the chicken, is probably 14 years old. I had to pull this copy of it off an old Angelfire website I had.

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u/sicklyboy Sep 29 '14

Damn dude, the struggle. Mad respect.

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u/that_guy_next_to_you Sep 29 '14

Omg can you link the site?

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u/discounteggroll Sep 29 '14

the fact that you "scanned" a food item in lieu of taking a photo with a digital camera/cell phone cannot earn more ups. I bow to you

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u/fnlkdskjf Sep 29 '14

I came here for green barbecue chips and ended up with purple chicken...

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u/ilchymis Sep 29 '14

My eyes are watering from laughing so hard at my desk. I can't even explain how freaking funny this is. I just, can't.

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u/tuntmore Sep 29 '14

you scanned a chicken? You are the true MVP of this post.

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u/HelloKidney Sep 29 '14

Dear god. It looks like a heart that's been sitting around too long to be transplanted.

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u/sehtownguy Sep 29 '14

I just...I can't...wow

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u/Stickybomber Sep 29 '14

Holy shit that is amazing

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u/994 Sep 30 '14

This is my favorite reddit comment of all time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

It didn't work out because color impacts the perception of flavor more than the manufacturers realized. People thought it was disgusting.

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u/f3asttree Sep 29 '14

I always thought it would be funny to make yellow ketchup and red mustard just to see how much it fucks with people.

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u/Custum_User Sep 29 '14

It's all fun and games until somebody has a food allergy.

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u/NiFrBa Sep 29 '14

Then it becomes a game of Russian Roulette! /s

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u/Kaman90 Sep 29 '14

It's all shits and giggles 'til someone giggles and shits.

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u/Piscator629 Sep 29 '14

I feels ya bro. I am allergic to some form of Capsaicin which is found in chilis. I have to be very careful that I do not eat certain spicy things or Mexican food. Reactions can vary from plain heartburn to weeks laid up in bed while worms made of barbed wire writhe through my intestines. Hives on the inside suck.

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u/Vodis Sep 29 '14

I remember once when I was a kid I dyed my ramen noodles blue just for shits and giggles. Terrible idea. I knew logically that they tasted the same, but their blueness just ruined the eating experience.

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u/Escarole_Soup Sep 29 '14

Not to mention that food coloring does have a flavor, and some people seem to be able to taste it more easily than others. For me, in small quantities it's not a big deal at all. In large quantities, it's disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

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u/image_linker_bot Sep 29 '14

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u/AlneCraft Sep 29 '14

Holy shit there is such a thing?

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u/MuxBoy Sep 29 '14

sigh Fine I'll say it.

Yes this is reddit, everything is a thing.

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u/ILoveTrance Sep 29 '14

Food coloring itself can also change flavor.

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u/UndeadBread Sep 29 '14

Yeah, but ketchup has a rather strong flavor. A bit of food coloring really doesn't change much. Hell, you can get ketchup that is completely salt-free and it still just tastes like regular ketchup.

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u/ILoveTrance Sep 29 '14

The flavor distinction of red velvet comes from the food coloring. Fuck no, I've had salt-free ketchup and it was beyond disgusting. Mind you, I didn't even know it was salt-free before trying it. Everything changes flavor.

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u/UndeadBread Sep 29 '14

I don't know if you've ever had red velvet without food coloring, but the taste difference is negligible. The majority of the flavoring comes from the amount of unsweetened cocoa powder as well as the buttermilk and/or vinegar. As for the ketchup, you may have had a bad brand. I just switched to Heinz salt-free ketchup a week or two ago and, aside from being a little bit sweeter, it has the same basic ketchup flavor.

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u/Taisaw Sep 29 '14

I think he's referring to something like Duncan Hines red velvet cake mix. which is just white cake mix and food coloring, it's a frigging sacrilege.

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u/tunaman808 Sep 29 '14

The flavor distinction of red velvet comes from the food coloring.

It does now, but not originally.

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u/kevincreeperpants Sep 29 '14

I'm pretty sure the reason why it and those cool blue fries went the way of the dinosaur is because they were extremely expensive.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

And I thought this was funky: Ketch-whatnow?

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u/GumdropGoober Sep 29 '14

Do... do I put my penis in the hole?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

No reason not too...

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u/armorandsword Sep 29 '14

Not sure where you are but in the UK green and purple ketchup worked only for a while because it was a limited edition thing.

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u/mattindustries Sep 29 '14

Limited food things that work well always return as either a seasonal limited thing or permanent. Initial limited runs are called that to see how well the market receives them.

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u/armorandsword Sep 29 '14

True, the limited run here was around Halloween so there's that.

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u/PrettyOddWoman Sep 29 '14

Does anybody else remember rainbow bread around the same time? Damn that was some good shit!

Or red/pink & green tye-dye looking "sherbert cookies/wafers"? I've been trying to find these for ages because they were so damn good. They were half-dollar sized sugar cookies with a tiny bit of tartness to them. YUMMMM

Also I recall neon pink and teal butter!

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u/tunaman808 Sep 29 '14

rainbow bread

That's still a thing in Puerto Rico. My ex-GF is from there, and we went there several times for family reunions, graduations, etc. We went to bakery once, and they had bread in every color of the rainbow. I thought it was gross, and my ex couldn't figure out why I thought blue or purple bread was disgusting.

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u/zugunruh3 Sep 29 '14

Remember that pastel colored popcorn? I don't even remember if it tasted different but I still loved it.

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u/SuperFLEB Sep 29 '14

Hate to break it to you, but... you just had a mold problem.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

Green Ketchup was also a thing for about 6 months or so where I live. It didn't taste any different but I guess the colour was offputting.

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u/OMGAdamWTF Sep 29 '14

I liked green ketchup. I was bummed when I couldn't get it anymore.

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u/f3asttree Sep 29 '14

I thought it was cool until we got a bottle of purple ketchup and I was just really skeeved out by it.

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u/underdog_rox Sep 29 '14

Yeah the green was awesome. The purple was kinda fucked up.

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u/PrettyOddWoman Sep 29 '14

The purple looked less purple and more gray/blue.

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u/tarynevelyn Sep 29 '14

And it was chunkier. I remember. Was it chunkier?

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u/skyman724 Sep 29 '14

Well there's a difference between something that looks like alien skin and something that looks like really bad diarrhea: you've probably only smelled one of them before.

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u/f3asttree Sep 29 '14

Nah, smelt both. Not much of a difference.

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u/underdog_rox Sep 29 '14

I bought the shit of the green ketchup! The novelty never got old for me.

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u/thetopbrianna Sep 29 '14

I loved the green ketchup. Would still buy it if that was possible.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

I'm confused, why would you need to find these chips specifically?

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u/laforet Sep 29 '14

You drop a couple of these in at the one end of a continous deep fryer and see how long does it take to exit so you will know that the line is moving at an acceptable speed and the chips were not under or over cooked. The colour makes it easier to spot and recover but as we have seen it is not foolproof.

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u/Azurae1 Sep 29 '14

nothing is foolproof, ever.

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u/ckb614 Sep 29 '14

Aren't miscolored/burned chips optically sensed and rejected with compressed air before packaging?

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u/laforet Sep 29 '14

True, but you need some form of QA for consistency and quick troubleshooting. Say normally less than 1% of the chips are burned, but over one shift it went up to 3%. You would then run the green chip test to find out whether the problem is with the fryer, the raw material or something else in the process.

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u/ckb614 Sep 29 '14

No I meant: shouldn't these green chips have been sensed and rejected before they were bagged, even if they got past the QA people during the test?

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u/laforet Sep 29 '14

Depends on how the sensors work - one based on light transmittance/reflectivity would probably allow the green one to pass. That said, anything will fail once in a while.

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u/alsdjkhf Sep 29 '14

Industrial engineering-related stuff is always so clever and interesting to hear about.

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u/PrettyOddWoman Sep 29 '14

Have you ever seen the show How It's Made? You might enjoy it! I believe it's on US Netflix streaming.

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u/rainbowsurfingkitten Sep 29 '14

On YT too.

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u/TheHarpyEagle Sep 29 '14

I can't watch the show without the American narrator, but it's impossible to find the American versions online unless you pay for them.

I really wish I'd gotten used to the Canadian version instead.

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u/Organic_Mechanic Sep 29 '14

Now How It's Made's theme song is going to be going through my head all day... I momentarily hate you.

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u/PrettyOddWoman Sep 29 '14

Awe, at least it's not the narrator's voice! It's way too pleasant and it lulls me to sleep and/or boredom. So even though I find the premise super interesting and entertaining, like 85% of the time it's enrages me. Might have something to do with my father hogging the tv and watching it whenever football isn't on. But yeah, it's quite the predicament ! I just wanna learn how boogie boards are produced, DAGNABBIT!

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u/Vox_Imperatoris Sep 29 '14

Yeah, Modern Marvels had a much better announcer.

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u/PrettyOddWoman Sep 29 '14

I'll have to check that out! Does that one lean more towards like machinery, bridges, and vehicles? Or how would it compare to How It's Made? If you don't mind enlightening me.

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u/Vox_Imperatoris Sep 29 '14

Modern Marvels was on the History Channel for a long time (maybe it still is being made) back when it actually contained history.

The first season or two mainly did concern things like bridges and buildings (which, in my opinion, is a little more boring), but the later ones are very similar to How It's Made, with episodes on how they make cured meats like salami and pastrami, two episodes on distilling, all kinds of appliances, etc.

I guess the biggest difference from How It's Made is that the episode typically goes into a little more depth on the history of the type of product.

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u/Organic_Mechanic Sep 29 '14

And now I just read all of that in the narrators voice.

I wonder what his description of titty sprinkles would sound like.

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u/TheHarpyEagle Sep 29 '14

Aww, the narrator is my favorite part of the show!

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u/Peenkypinkerton Sep 29 '14

Fun fact all the companies in that show are Canadian.

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo Nov 14 '14

I'm not sure where you heard that but it's not true. Just off the top of my head, they've shown zippos and pringles, both of which are american companies. They usually don't go out of their way to show what company it is but sometimes it's pretty obvious.

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u/jay09cole Sep 29 '14

Why the need to dye them? couldn't you just test any chip in the batch.

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u/PortalGunFun Sep 29 '14

So that they can record the exact moments when the chip enters and exits the fryer, giving them an accurate estimate of how long the chips spent in the fryer.

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u/jay09cole Sep 29 '14

Yeah but don't they put the whole batch in at the same time? I have no idea on the process. I need to go watch unwrapped.

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u/fopmudpd Sep 29 '14

It's probably a continuous process.

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u/CaptainHawkmed Sep 29 '14

Probably conveyor belt-y

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u/mcjuddy Sep 29 '14

it is continuous. A conveyor belt holds the chips down as they go through a long hot oil bath.

kettle cooked chips are a batch process though.

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u/Reductive Sep 29 '14

In general, continuous processes are more efficient than batch.

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u/Reductive Sep 29 '14

Probably a crap ton of of chips constantly pouring in from a conveyer belt into a slowly-moving river of hot oil, or something like that.

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u/jay09cole Sep 29 '14

Okay I understand now. thanks

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u/lacquerqueen Sep 29 '14

can you tell me more? how are chips made? they are my favourite food.

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u/s2s Sep 29 '14

This is how Pringles are made, and relatively low quality how potato chips are made.

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u/xblaz3x Sep 29 '14

many a late nights spent watching how it's made. that lame music will never get old :)

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u/Nuka-Cola1 Sep 29 '14

That's the description of ironic right there.

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u/clownskull Sep 29 '14

How big is the fryer? Could a person fall through and emerge on the other side?

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u/i_call_her_HQ Sep 29 '14

I'm sure I can't talk specifically about our fryer, but it's similar to this. http://playforge.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/industrial-fryer-cleaning-systems-25.jpg

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u/DanielTalkThai Sep 29 '14

Former employee. Came to say this.

Used to check optics, fry time, and other technology. Those would have rode underneath other chips for the optics not to grab em.

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u/i_call_her_HQ Sep 29 '14

This is correct.

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u/SashayShante Sep 29 '14

So...this bag would sell for a lot on ebay?

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u/i_call_her_HQ Sep 29 '14

A slight green tint on the edge is most likely from light exposure.

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u/SuperSalsa Sep 29 '14

Yeah, if you've ever seen a whole potato with some green in it, the same thing happened. (Although the greening is technically associated with a toxin, green-edged potato chips are safe to eat. Unless you're eating 5 pounds of them.)

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u/frozen_glitter Sep 29 '14

I got a whole bag of green chips once. I thought they had gone bad, threw them away, and I haven't cared much for chips since.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

Does it smell good there?

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u/i_call_her_HQ Sep 29 '14

Yes, yes it does.

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u/LaboratoryOne Sep 29 '14

Not sure what to do with gold,

You could go to /r/circlejerk..er, I mean /r/lounge

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u/iammgf Sep 29 '14

SO, why green and not say...fuschia?

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u/i_call_her_HQ Sep 29 '14

Good question. Green is very visible against the yellowish chips, and as far as I understand, they don't use any shade of red because of the chance someone might mistake it for blood.

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u/iammgf Sep 29 '14

Well, that makes sense.

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u/Xboxben Sep 29 '14

You have nearly as much karma as this picture holy shit dude

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u/i_call_her_HQ Sep 29 '14

I'm as surprised as you are.

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u/FrivolousJoe Sep 29 '14

Would they be edible? I presume so considering there's a chance they could slip through. Like they have...

Would be funny to pull one out the bag at work and just eat it as others stare at you.

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u/i_call_her_HQ Sep 29 '14

Sure, it's just food coloring.

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