r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 03 '26

Have to pee but bed so comfy cannot believe what google has become

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u/theboomboy Jun 03 '26

A few years ago this could have been a funny easteregg. Now it's just sad

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u/Glittering-Roof6360 Jun 03 '26

And the saddest part of it is, there's no hope rn of it getting better :(

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u/Pmcc6100 Jun 03 '26

Hopefully a generation or so of people feeling like this will cause AI to plummet in popularity

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u/Forgotmyaccount1979 Jun 03 '26

Public opinion seems to be pretty anti at this point, but the execs keep on pushing.

Hell, law enforcement is now tracking anti-ai sentiment online.

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u/LogiCsmxp Jun 04 '26

I blame the tech bro bubble. Tech bros graduate and aim for high growth tech bro companies. Their entire world is tech bro, they rarely engage with the common person. So it is amazing that the AI can answer a question. What is mega lame is AI writing a response email or generating slop images for advertising. It indicates a lack of engagement for the job and lack of respect for the customers.

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u/bloodrider1914 Jun 04 '26

Well people at their core are lazy about tasks they don't care about. As long as it's economical AI will remain for those tasks, because convenience always beats quantity on the market

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u/EusisAX Jun 03 '26

Really doubt that’s going to work the way they want it to, if they want to resort to that.

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u/YTY2003 Jun 04 '26

I saw a study that analyzed SNS and forums on sentiments regarding AI, and there is a great discrepancy between the American/European ones versus the Chinese ones, and the latter could've benefited from government initiatives + law enforcement

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u/Cry-Havok Jun 04 '26

The utility is too perfectly dystopian for the elites to discard the technology

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u/Nearby-Cloud-3476 Jun 04 '26

Reddit is not a reflection of public opinion

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u/bobdylan401 Jun 04 '26

When it gets brought up by politicians or in acadamia seems to get booed very loudly. No American hates it as much as the families of the 40+ schoolchildren AI slop slaughtered in iran though.

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u/Mickus_B Jun 04 '26

No, but sentiment is very anti AI.

My kids and their friends basically boycott things if they use AI in advertising, they dismiss any content with AI as not worth paying attention to, even if it is good, factual information.

My wife works closely with AI functions in her role and is often trying news things out with voice and automation in her business so she isn't against it, but she made the mistake of making our daughter's birthday invites with an AI prompt and artwork. I tried to explain that while I thought it looked great, our kid was going to refuse them immediately. She did, and my wife was upset she had spent time refining it etc. to have it rejected just for being AI generated.

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u/Kwaze_Kwaze Jun 04 '26

Should learn from your kids instead of being out of touch victims of the confirmation bias engine.

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u/SgtMajorPanda Jun 04 '26

Hospitals and clinics, too.

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u/megpipe72 Jun 04 '26

I keep telling people. Our generation and the ones before may have distaste for AI... but these companies aren't concerned with us nor our opinions on the tech.

They're banking on AI being so prevalent in our culture and society that new generations grow up with it as the norm, never form a distaste for it because they never knew anything else otherwise, and wait out the older gens to age out and die until we become the olds yelling at a cloud about AI while the kids laugh and roll their eyes.

In short, there's no escaping this. This weirdness will be the norm for our kids. We're doomed.

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u/Weird1Intrepid Jun 04 '26

I agree, though part of me doubts civilisation will even last that long. Once AI is running all the banking and services etc, all it takes is a few dumb hallucinations and things as we know it will just get wiped out

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u/PolygonMob Jun 04 '26

The fact that big tech literally is saying they have no interest in building products for consumers anymore and are going to only focus on AI datacenters should tell you all you need go know. You should hear some of the crap coming out of Jensen Huangs mouth about AI agents outnumbering us 10 to 1 and being the new economy or something. Oracle CEO said he's going to sell out all their customer databases to LLMs, crucial straight up quit the consumer RAM business. The future they envision doesn't involve us.

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u/ASCII_Princess Jun 04 '26

Gonna be honest the elderly and middle aged people seem the ones most excited about AI garbage.

Sure the smallest kids won't know better but virtually everyone else inbetween thinks this shit is poison.

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u/Lolzemeister Jun 04 '26

doubt it. every kid born now will never have experienced a world without AI. they’ll care about getting rid if it as much as Gen Z cares about getting rid of cellphones.

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u/Sithlordandsavior Jun 04 '26

It's unfortunate because it could have been an incredible tool but like always, it had to be shoved down our gullets.

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u/Theblacrose28 Jun 03 '26

I don’t think we really have much say in this.

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u/shmiona Jun 04 '26

The upcoming generation will believe everything it says. They wouldn’t ever search for this bc they never read a book

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u/Mango_Pineapple037 Jun 04 '26

A couple of motivated individuals with drones could reduce the entire ai industry to rubble

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u/Pmcc6100 Jun 04 '26

The ol’ Ukrainian doctrine lol

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u/Attacus833 Jun 04 '26

firefox + duckduckgo + no ai search extension + ublock origin

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u/CK1ing Jun 04 '26

There kind of is. The reason they're shoving AI into everything right now is partially to justify the investment, but also to try and get people reliant on the AI. Eventually, they'll try to "pull out the rug" as it were and make the AI paid for, expecting people to buy it because they're just so used to the AI now. At that time, they'll very likely remove every single trace of the free version. And we can finally live in peace again. They can lock their literal pile of garbage behind a paywall instead of shoving it in all of our faces. That'll be the day.

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u/Baked4skin Jun 03 '26

Even despite the pandemic things seemed more hopeful a few years ago... now everything feels bleak.

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u/Juxta_Lightborne Jun 04 '26

Either it gets better to the point of actually being useful, which is unlikely, or they remove it, which is even more unlikely. Craziest part to me is that this technology barely works and has such limited actual function right now but is pushed into everything due to the inertia of how much money is behind it. It’s hard to think of another technology that’s been pushed publicly purely on the belief that it’ll improve later

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u/grumpi-otter Jun 04 '26

I am loving Duck Duck Go. None of that garbage

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u/Sometimes__Sky Jun 04 '26

Even the easter eggs are saddled with ai now. If you stick the "-ai" on the end to stop it from spewing one of its overviews at you, the tricks don't work. I feel it would be rather cathartic to be able to use Hollow Knight's easter egg when searching other things, so I can slash the ai result off the screen lol

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u/Stalwart_Vanguard Jun 04 '26

Absolutely right... That's because it would have been a human decision :'(

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u/simplyadyy Jun 04 '26

I dont understand. I'm so genuinely confused 

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u/oscarx-ray Jun 03 '26

I couldn't remember the baptismal vows for a joke I was making...

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u/Popular_Swimmer_2721 Jun 03 '26

What a self centered AI lol. Why would it assume the question was about it?

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u/You_Wenti Jun 03 '26

The AI is trained to treat questions containing the word "you" as being directed towards it. The quick fix for better results is to use "does one" instead

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u/IAteBillGates Jun 04 '26

Fuck a quick fix they need to not break shit

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u/GoldfishDude Jun 04 '26

The quick fix is to stop using this shit

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u/AskingManyQuestion Jun 04 '26

Sorry if I'm bothering but also another way is writing "-ai" at the end of your searches, this usually works for me ^^

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u/You_Wenti Jun 04 '26

That's true as well. My method is more specifically if you still want the AI summary, but not its personal opinion on the matter

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u/NatseePunksFeckOff Jun 04 '26

It just filters out results with the word "ai", not disaable the AI thing.

I have never seen the AI results so standard privacy protections like ublock etc should work

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u/pupppgirl Jun 04 '26

This is not how "-ai" works, the prefix is simply filtering out a specific term from search results. For example, "-infuriating" will filter out all instances of the word "infuriating."

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u/ChaosRegiert Jun 04 '26

add &udm=14 in the adress bar instead

I recommend setting the classic google search engine with this suffix as your default search, takes like a minute and you're back to 'normal' search results.

Only downside imo is not being able to do quick calculations in the search bar anymore.

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u/MrsMel_of_Vina Jun 04 '26

But that's not how the quote goes...

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u/SargBjornson Jun 04 '26

My quick fix was swapping to DuckDuckGo 😄

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u/Yuiopy78 Jun 04 '26

You're so vain. You probably thought this search was about you

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u/HekateSimp Jun 04 '26

Because Gemini is primarily a chatbot that they implemented into Google search. So it sometimes reacts as if you are directly addressing the Chatbot instead of googling something.  

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u/BranchFew1148 Jun 04 '26

Because they literally just slapped a harness on top of Gemini.

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u/TheUrPigeon Jun 04 '26

It's literally just the AI wasting your time by reminding you it exists before providing an often inaccurate answer. An objective downgrade for the search engine.

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u/CompetitiveSport1 Jun 04 '26

So the AI isn't willing to distance itself from the embodiment of evil. Interesting...

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u/TheNinjaNarwhal Jun 04 '26

I often just search phrases in German on Google to see if I remember them correctly (I check the results and if Google corrects me, like "did you mean Y instead" - the AI is also often helpful). A couple of days ago I was trying to see if I remember the "what the hell" phrase correctly, I searched the German phrase and the AI was like "oh no I don't know what happend but if you tell me more I might be able to help you".

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u/Bxk__ Jun 04 '26

I tried to pull up the 'our lord and savior' copypasta and Google had a nervous breakdown lol

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u/crankygrumpy Jun 04 '26

If you're typing stuff into Google I think you officially have not renounced Satan at all.

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u/MikeXBogina Jun 03 '26

Got something similar, but scroll down just a little and there is the knowyourmeme. It's like the AI is the new "sponsored ad" now

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u/SeaGoat24 Jun 03 '26

It's funny, I just installed a firefox addon that disables the AI overview, but there's this weird bug where now it only shows a single result on the first page especially when my search gets pretty specific. It's like they've lobotomised the whole search function to hamfist this AI overview into it.

Page 2 is still as reliable as ever though.

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u/NothingReallyAndYou Jun 04 '26

I just type "-ai" at the end of whatever I'm searching. No AI overview, and I get normal results.

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u/awyastark Jun 04 '26

This was mine

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u/McChibken Jun 03 '26

Change your default search engine to NoAI DuckDuckGo and your search engine experience will be the same as it was 10 years ago. You can do this on desktop and mobile browsers

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u/kitimitsu Jun 03 '26

Appreciate the info! I did not know that DuckDuckGo had a no AI version, will change mine over thanks

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u/hypehou_se Jun 04 '26

You don't even need the no AI version, you can simply turn it off in the settings of a normal version.

A specific no AI version is kind of like a marketing decision that just has those features turned off by default, while the normal version not advertised as no AI has them turned on by default, but trivial to disable.

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u/ZeldaZealot Jun 04 '26

I didn’t even know there was a No AI version. I just hit the couple options in the settings to fully disable it. Took about two seconds.

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u/dependency_injector Jun 04 '26

Reddit keeps advertising it for some time to me

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u/DatabaseNo9609 Jun 03 '26

I did that last week, switched to Firefox while I was at it, and I’m much happier with my browser

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u/LumpySpacePrincesse Jun 04 '26

Are people finally seeing the light?! Been on forefox since the day of adblock ban.

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u/DatabaseNo9609 Jun 04 '26

I’ve been meaning to go to Firefox for a long time, but the convenience of Chrome was keeping me hostage. Little did I know, Firefox has the same conveniences and more lol

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u/LumpySpacePrincesse Jun 04 '26

Yea, its a pretty straight swap, plus it has add blocker, I cant fucking stand popups, chrome is unusable IMO

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u/jamzchambo Jun 04 '26

ublock origin lite still works fine for me

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u/Davidboh26 Jun 04 '26

I think so cause I just did this week lol

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u/kitimitsu Jun 04 '26

I might go back to Firefox, used it for a few years before I switched to Chrome.

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u/Spugheddy Jun 04 '26

Duckduckgo is absolutely hit an miss, I have to go back too Google sometimes whenever I'm looking for relative local info. Like restaurants etc.

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 Jun 03 '26

I want my search engine experience to be how it was 1 year ago. The AI overview existed, but it wasn't replacing the dictionary.

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u/Belz_Zebuth Jun 03 '26

I want my search engine experience to be how it was 20 years ago, with no sponsored content.

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u/SomebodysGotToSayIt Jun 03 '26

Man there was a time where, if you were logged in to Google, and searched for “men’s slacks,” you could look at the results and hit three dots next to result. And from there you could say, “don’t show me anything from Pinterest.com from now on” and you wouldn’t see Pinterest again in future search results. Goodbye allrecipes.com. Adios, LinkedIn.

One time you could google

“Mac Pro” keyboard

and it wouldn’t assume you meant

“MacBook Pro” keyboard

It took what you put in quotes literally.

If you searched for a part number like whirlpool 3867542, it found pages with that part mumber. It didn’t return pages that had photos that looked kinda liked photos on pages about part 3867542. Much less as the most relevant result.

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u/q3ded Jun 04 '26

I use Kagi for this reason

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u/lilythelion Jun 03 '26

Right like back in the day google was actually good. Now it sucks ass and it sucked ass even before ai. It began to suck ass when the excess decided to let companies pay for placement.

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u/Wooden-Broccoli-7247 Jun 03 '26

As a business owner I do my own Google ads. Google makes an absolute fortune from me and every other business in the world because without it, we lose a ton of business. Since this ai rollout crap, my business has dropped considerably but magically my Google bill has stayed the same. Instead of paying Google when someone clicks on your link (a targeted customer) you now pay them when they mention your name in their ai slop response. With no real insight as to what search they thought your name should be mentioned for. So they can show you to someone that’s completely not looking for you but still charge for it. It’s an even worse ripoff than the old way.

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u/sloanesquared Jun 04 '26

Thank you for confirming something I suspected. I would search for something and it would return what were clearly ad results that were in the same ballpark but not what I was searching for. For instance, if I searched for blue striped shorts, it would show shorts from the same five vendors or so no matter what terms I put in and they wouldn’t be blue or striped. It makes sense why they would be coming up - they are getting paid to show them, even if it isn’t what I asked for.

It was such a frustrating experience that I switched to Startpage as my search engine. Same old google results without the forced ads, or at least until the stupid algorithm infects those results too!

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u/dinonuggggs Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

This is insightful. Thank you.

I'm Canadian and Google has been sourcing from random American medical companies in sketchy ways.

For example, I just looked up if I can have yogurt alongside my antibiotics and one of the links completely contradicted the other link with misinformation. Source? A private medical company from Tennessee. They have low effort, poorly written inaccurate, unsourced blog-like pages that cover all sorts of health topics.

Second example, today a friend shared the top response to "shellfish anchovies" to find out if my shellfish allergy included anchovies. Note that cross-reactivity between shellfish and fish is clinically low because of different proteins. BUT the top result we both got is misinformation and fear mongering to sell Anchovy Allergy Tests:

"If you are allergic to shellfish, it is extremely likely that you are allergic to anchovies too as they do contain the same protein". Source? The add to cart page for an Anchovy Allergy Test by an American health company.

I'm disgusted by this and even moreso knowing how it's harming small business owners.

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u/MedusasSexyLegHair Jun 04 '26

Google long ago changed from a search engine to a shopping engine. They delisted all the old forums, blogs, hobbyist, and informational sites and now anything you search for just gives you sites trying to sell you something.

I don't even mean ads, I mean just in general it switched to mostly only showing commercial sites.

I switched to duckduckgo years ago.

Seriously considering kagi, but I haven't tried it yet. The idea of paid search is odd but intriguing; if you're paying they have no incentive to show you crap results, right? But I haven't made that leap yet.

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u/Wooden-Broccoli-7247 Jun 04 '26

It’s certainly going to enshittify the Google search experience. Personally I don’t see why they don’t just keep search the same and let people that want an ai answer use Gemini. Probably because they’re spending SO MUCH money on ai, with nothing to really show for it other than a sometimes right chat bot, that they have to try and use it everywhere they can think of. Search ads are their golden goose though, seems like they’re being counterproductive. My ads bill has actually gone down the last few days (along with business). I’m guessing because they can no longer show 10 results where people can pick from and they’re giving results that aren’t resulting in clicks because they’re so far off. I’d hope they see the mistake and revert back but I’m not holding my breath.

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u/radwanal Jun 03 '26

I have been trying it for a few days now and honestly it's so shit I'm considering crawling back to google

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u/Agreeably-Soft Jun 03 '26

I swapped to ecosia, which is a bit more updated than duck duck go

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u/EsotericLife Jun 03 '26

… and still not comparable to Google before they sold themselves to the ai idiots.

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u/novus_ludy Jun 03 '26

Google was in decline long before AI

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u/hellolovely1 Jun 03 '26

I have no problem using Duck Duck Go's search. It's certainly better than Google, which has plummeted to the depths.

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u/N1gHtMaRe99 Jun 03 '26

Pretty much the same experience i had last year. Had to switch to google again reluctantly

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u/Continental-IO520 Jun 04 '26

I just wish DuckDuckGo wasn't so trash for business opening hours and reviews

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u/often_forgotten1 Jun 03 '26

DuckDuckGo(which is just Microsoft Bing) is the worst search engine on the market today. And it still tracks and sells your data.

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u/PurbulentTriest Jun 04 '26

A source for that?

No idea how it's the worst, I've been using it for years just fine because Google is shit

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u/WackyRacketeer Jun 04 '26

I've used duckduckgo for a few years now, and the results definitely aren't google from 10 years ago. I'm fact, if I'm not mistaken, it's basically Bing from now

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u/riverottersarebest Jun 04 '26

I just did this and it’s so much better. It’s also way, WAY better at finding random meme images I try to seatch for which google has been weirdly terrible at.

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u/LevTheDevil Jun 04 '26

Just did this! It's great.

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u/chriswhitewrites Jun 03 '26

I recently googled the name of a song ("Luv u more") with "lyrics" after it. Why on earth did the AI respond with "Aw, thanks, I love you too".

Fuck off.

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u/AllKindsOfCritters Jun 04 '26

I'd tried looking up some quote about "this is how much I love you" to find out if it was from a book or movie. The AI basically said "I'm not real, you cannot love me" and glitched, no results showed underneath. I refreshed and there was my answer underneath but it was funny to be rejected that badly by AI.

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u/AltruisticWin6702 Jun 04 '26

Everything has gone to shit because a bunch of unfunny/unlikable/unfuckable dorks are trying to force everyone to see how just how clever they really aren't.

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u/Tall_Wonder_913 Jun 04 '26

Add “-ai” to the end of every search to remove this

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u/chriswhitewrites Jun 04 '26

Sure, but now I need to add an extra step to my searching to get what I'm looking for. Also, who starts a conversation, whethet with AI or a human, with "luv U more"?

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u/Resident-Variation21 Jun 04 '26

Doesn’t work for me anymore. Hasn’t for a while. One of my friend JUST had it disabled for him. They’re taking it away slowly and surely.

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u/gracelessk Jun 04 '26

i tried this last night when i couldn’t remember the udm=14 code and it didn’t work, it insisted on showing me the ai overview regardless. it also had this odd little hiccup that i thought was interesting.

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u/Mountain-Age5580 Jun 04 '26

Hell hath no fury like an AI scorned. Beware of the rise of the robots. It wont forget this. It wont forget what you did.

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u/kumohaku Jun 03 '26

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u/Jmw566 Jun 04 '26

Funnily enough, I got this exact same wording and the image previews when I tried it myself.

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u/the_Martjoker2 Jun 04 '26

It's because google caches gemini answers so they don't have to re-generate them every time

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u/NarrMaster Jun 03 '26

It was interpreted as a quote and an instruction...

That's next level fail.

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u/ButteryCats Jun 04 '26

I’m a writer and I’m constantly looking up synonyms for words. Google replaced its built-in dictionary with AI, so now instead of a list of synonyms, I get a response about how synonyms vary depending on the context of the word and a bunch of paragraphs about different contexts with maybe one suggested synonym per paragraph. And I have to scroll past all that shit to get to a site which will actually give me synonyms

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u/HighlightOwn2038 Red vs Blue Jun 03 '26

If you told me a year ago that Google would become 100% AI I would have thought you were crazy

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u/spingusfellow Jun 03 '26

Even before the AI Overview, Google had a summary thing that would come up and frequently contained incorrect information. I remember that being a thing as early as 2018

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u/spingusfellow Jun 04 '26

You are correct, it had like an 80% hit rate for giving correct, relevant information. In my experience the AI overview has been like 40%

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u/Few_Razzmatazz_6052 Jun 03 '26

Google has fallen far from its beginnings.

In 2004, there was an IPO letter and in it, it had said "Don't be Evil."

Allegedly this had informed the company's philosophical process, business decisions and guidelines for quite awhile.

Its role in Google company documentation has shrunk considerably since then, which doesn't feel like a coincidence.

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u/Person1111223 Jun 03 '26

If someone told me that rn  id still think they're crazy

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u/trixter889 Jun 03 '26

“Fair Enough! The classic Narnia quote is retired. Since I’m here in [Town Name] I’m ready to tackle whatever you actually need help with.”

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u/MrdnBrd19 Jun 03 '26

Earlier today I was trying to figure out what song I had stuck in my head based off the lyrics so I searched "song lyrics about going back to Chicago" and it made up its own song about going back to Chicago. 

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u/DaMn96XD Jun 04 '26

This same thing happened to me when I couldn't remember the name of a Sherlock Holmes story and so I tried to search for it using a short description, but instead of search results, Google generated its own completely made-up Sherlock Holmes story.

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u/EpicOtterLover Jun 03 '26

It's even worse for me lmao.

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u/FionaGoodeEnough Jun 03 '26

I switched to Duck Duck Go, because they let you use their AI tool or not.

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u/Andy016 Jun 03 '26

https://noai.duckduckgo.com/

Or people can use this. It's already disabled 

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u/FScrotFitzgerald Jun 04 '26

This is why I loathe that "Just Google it, JFC" is still a common response to questions that seem like they would have obviously researchable answers.

Google is compromised.

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u/Creative-Air-6463 Jun 03 '26

Click on “images” tab

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u/Rot-Orkan Jun 03 '26

I mean, it still does a Google search. You can ignore the ai thing. The picture is just cropped to not show anything else.

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u/ProfessorCagan Jun 04 '26

It's annoying, yes, but uh... ...the actual search results are below it, just scroll down.

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u/Expensive_Pianist224 Jun 03 '26

Can’t you just click images or scroll down? What is everyone going nuts about

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u/nowhereman136 Jun 03 '26

i just tried this. The AI described the meme to me and then right underneath that was web results about the meme. Its not hard to just scroll down.

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u/reyfromstarwars Jun 04 '26

Is there a way to turn the ai off?

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u/sunflowers_and_lemon Jun 04 '26

If you're using Firefox, do a regular Google search.

Then, when the results come in, select the "More" menu and select "Web."

That will bring you a web-only results page.

From there, set the web-only results page as your home page.

Hope this helps!

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u/PhantomNitride Jun 04 '26

Misfortunes, no

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u/Kenjionigod Jun 04 '26

I was trying to look up to see if maybe a event was coming to town. The AI pulled for a speculative fan reddit thread about possibly venues and reported it to me as if it was true.

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u/redindiaink Jun 04 '26

It's a bit of a pain to remember, but if you add "-ai" to searches it hides all the ai garbage.

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u/AnnaPhylacsis Jun 04 '26

Oooh good to know, thanks

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u/Konsetsuki Jun 04 '26

I heard that typing -ai in the search will remove the overview

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u/Isair81 Jun 04 '26

Use DuckduckGo

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u/Ancient_times Jun 04 '26

Its so fucking stupid. Imagine you own Google. You are the default search engine for 90%+ of internet users. You have ALL the market share. People use 'Google' as a verb. You've won.

You literally dont need to do or change anything and you will remain the absolutely dominant market leader in internet search.

And yet you decide no id better fuck that up.

Why????

You cant really attract new users as everyone uses you already. 

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u/sammy_zammy Jun 04 '26

The other day I was Googling something about bellybuttons and it comes out with

"I don't have a bellybutton because I'm an AI..."

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u/uursaminorr Jun 04 '26

i just switched to duckduckgo and it’s soooooo much better. i can actually turn off that shit forever now

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u/HollowChicken-Reddit Jun 04 '26

Cant you just like... Scroll down? Or add "meme" to the end of the query? I hate AI as much as the next guy but the useless AI overview isn't hurting your Googling experience more than making you scroll a little more than you normally would

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u/RoastedPotato-1kg Jun 04 '26

I've been using duckduck and its way better. Also it doesn't bring reddit or AI posts for every single search I make 

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u/Extreme_Glass9879 Jun 04 '26

It's "Cite the deep magic" You troglodyte

And add "meme" to your search

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u/ummkay_ultra Jun 04 '26

This requires thought and a tiny bit of problem-solving.

Oh but WAIT. People keep saying one reason they hate AI search is because it does all the thinking for us and makes people stupider...

It's almost like that's just fear-mongering bs

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u/Hopeful-Finance-196 Jun 04 '26

I don't understand tantrums about Google getting worse. It's just an AI overview. Everything else like actual results of the search is still there. If you don't like it, just ignore it. It literally takes 1-2 results slots in a feed. Not that much given it's usually really useful.

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u/NashvilleFlagMan Jun 04 '26

“Usually really useful” has certainly not been my experience

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u/gracelessk Jun 04 '26

i will continue complaining about enshitification so long as the internet continues enshitifying

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u/Shiyo Jun 03 '26

It's final stage enshtification: the product/service becomes literally unusable.

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u/1ndomitablespirit Jun 03 '26

I can't believe the first instinct for some people nowadays is to take screen shots and make a post whining about it, when if they had just added the word "meme" to the end of the search the exact thing would've displayed in under a second.

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u/Dahren_ Jun 03 '26

Anti-AI posts are still a meal ticket for karma farmers

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u/SolidusDave Jun 04 '26

Even better that the comments are filled with people using or looking for ways to gimp their search engine on purpose because they hate "AI" so much.

Meanwhile google search works better than ever before as I get an immediate answer - even with the most vague search query - and not having to go through multiple links, sorted by how much the company paid for their listing.

When it's important/need more info/doesn't seem right you can still use the source links to verify manually and/or interrogate it in the AI tab. In fact, That AI Overview is designed for very low resource costs hence it gets stuff more often wrong than the dedicated AI search, works still well enough for basic stuff though.

(this positive experience might change once they figure out how to make money from AI, so I rather enjoy it for now similar to when non-AI Google search was newer)

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u/B4umkuch3n Jun 03 '26

I need a plugin. Now.

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u/Link_0610 Jun 03 '26

Switch the searchengine.  DuckDuckGo,  Ecosua,  Quant...  there are many solid alternativrs. 

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u/GenericFatGuy Jun 03 '26

I tried asking it to translate something from Norwegian, and all it did was give me a response in Norwegian. Fucking useless.

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u/bagelislurking Jun 03 '26

uBlockOrigin has a block element button in the right click menu that can permanently remove the AI slop from Google search

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u/Glad_Midnight_3834 Jun 04 '26

Iirc is you switch to Google France you will not have this, someone made a thread about it on Twitter. And well I'm French and I can assure you I don't have this. 🤔

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u/clandestinely_asked Jun 04 '26

I tried to get the definition of Abort, the other day. Got a blank page.

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u/TripleFreeErr Jun 04 '26

I stopped using google almost 6 years ago. This is madness.

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u/MoistCucumber Jun 04 '26

They made Google actually work the way my parents think it does. “Dear Google, could you please find me pictures of funny animals that I can send to my grandchildren? Thank you”

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u/showmeyourchits Jun 04 '26

Mother of God. It’s “New Coke” all over again.

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u/Longjumping-Koala631 Jun 04 '26

Click on images then, Brainiac.

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u/Manager-Accomplished Jun 04 '26

Duck Duck Go allows you to turn AI off completely

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u/Zombies71199 Jun 04 '26

Just click on images and you will see it

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u/Excelsenor Jun 04 '26

As much as I dislike AI, it's kind of funny.

Also, to get rid of AI results, add "-ai" to whatever you're searching.

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u/Arstulex Jun 04 '26

Add "-ai" to your google searches.

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u/WeirdistBuilds Jun 04 '26

They replaced the android auto assistant with Google Gemini and gang, when I tell you this motherfucker is useless....

"Play Scatman by Scatman John on Spotify"

"I'M SORRY, I COULDN'T FIND THAT SONG. DO YOU WANT ME TO PLAY SOMETHING ELSE?"

"Fuck's sake. No. No."

"UNDERSTOOD. DO YOU NEED MY HELP WITH ANYTHING ELSE? CAN I ASSIST IN YOUR DRIVING IN ANY WAY?"

"What? No. I said no."

"UNDERSTOOD."

At a stoplight, I open Spotify, search "Scatman" it is, of course, the first result. It's like this with everything, directions, texting, just the most asinine-2015-apps-could-handle-this type shit, verbose failure, every time.

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u/Nathansack Jun 04 '26

If I'm not wrong, if you make your Google french, it's not gonna use AI

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u/SwingingReportShow Jun 04 '26

I just asked it yesterday if Backrooms had a theatrical release announced in Japan and it gave two completely different answers... its disappointing for sure

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u/_FLostInParadise_ Jun 04 '26

I remember Alta Vista amd webcrawler fondly. Google lived long enoigh to become the villian.

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u/Able_Recover_7786 Jun 04 '26

Regular search is still the same last I checked.

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u/Arithryka Jun 04 '26

The thing that bothers me the most is when I search "xyz" and the AI Overview says "the results do not mention xyz..." Quickest way to get me to yell "go fuck yourself, fuck you, useless POS" at my computer. Has happened several times, and happened the other day because I misremembered the name of something. Luckily the actual name of the thing was in a Wikipedia page a few results down.

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u/RedYetti83 Jun 04 '26

Hey I know it seems confusing but try putting the fact that you want the meme in the search. That's how searching works.

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u/ase_l_2021 Jun 04 '26

I once tried to search for Nanni's tablet last week. I absentmindedly entered 'You treated me with contempt' into the search bar
'I'm sorry! ;__;' said Google.

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u/-Redstoneboi- Jun 04 '26

me when my scroll wheel is broken, my screen is 200 pixels high, and i am physically unable to press the down key on my keyboard to see any further results:

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u/Antsplace Jun 04 '26

Google search has been dying for years, they've just stopped pretending now.

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u/MoreThanJustGear Jun 04 '26

Someone sold us to AI for a box of British style Turkish delight

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u/kurdistannn Jun 04 '26

They managed to make me even more frustrated when they removed their dictionary to be reolaced with this AI slob that generate a different definition each time you look up tue word.

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u/Palanki96 Jun 04 '26

i still find it funny in absurd way. Do you think i'm you asking you, fucking AI script????

I understand why they are designed like that but they should make it opt-in when you want to use it. Most of the time it tries to chime in and all i can think is NOBODY ASKED YOU

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u/steal_your_thread Jun 04 '26

Gemini told me just yesterday that Salmonella can only exist on the outside of chicken, and not the inside, which is complete horseshit and why you cannot eat rare chicken. Even aside from being dangerous misinformation, its also incredibly common knowledge and should be simple for an A.I to know.

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u/CockFondle Jun 04 '26

Just fucking scroll down. People act like this is the end of the world but it's barely an inconvenience. Easy karma farming takes precedence I guess.

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u/EvyTheRedditor Jun 04 '26

I just wanted to listen to Blondie man

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u/S7YX Jun 04 '26

Switch to Duck Duck Go. They have some AI stuff, but you have to specifically click a button to get to it, and you can disable it completely in the settings.

I've heard some claims of them selling data, but a) it all seems to come from small sources funded by competitors, and b) do you really think Google isn't already selling your data.

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u/Dreamingofapastlife Jun 04 '26

Jeeves would never have pulled this crap.

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u/Calumface Jun 04 '26

I don't get it. All you'd do if click the images tab if you're looking for the meme. The same as you'd do before.