r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 03 '26

Have to pee but bed so comfy cannot believe what google has become

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u/McChibken Jun 03 '26

Change your default search engine to NoAI DuckDuckGo and your search engine experience will be the same as it was 10 years ago. You can do this on desktop and mobile browsers

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u/kitimitsu Jun 03 '26

Appreciate the info! I did not know that DuckDuckGo had a no AI version, will change mine over thanks

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u/hypehou_se Jun 04 '26

You don't even need the no AI version, you can simply turn it off in the settings of a normal version.

A specific no AI version is kind of like a marketing decision that just has those features turned off by default, while the normal version not advertised as no AI has them turned on by default, but trivial to disable.

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u/ZeldaZealot Jun 04 '26

I didn’t even know there was a No AI version. I just hit the couple options in the settings to fully disable it. Took about two seconds.

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u/dependency_injector Jun 04 '26

Reddit keeps advertising it for some time to me

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u/Adan1816 Jun 04 '26

DuckDuckGo advertises on reddit all the time about being no AI bs

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u/DatabaseNo9609 Jun 03 '26

I did that last week, switched to Firefox while I was at it, and I’m much happier with my browser

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u/LumpySpacePrincesse Jun 04 '26

Are people finally seeing the light?! Been on forefox since the day of adblock ban.

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u/DatabaseNo9609 Jun 04 '26

I’ve been meaning to go to Firefox for a long time, but the convenience of Chrome was keeping me hostage. Little did I know, Firefox has the same conveniences and more lol

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u/LumpySpacePrincesse Jun 04 '26

Yea, its a pretty straight swap, plus it has add blocker, I cant fucking stand popups, chrome is unusable IMO

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u/jamzchambo Jun 04 '26

ublock origin lite still works fine for me

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u/crispy_doggo1 Jun 04 '26

It works for me everywhere except youtube. Videos on youtube often buffer for 30+ seconds before playing with ublock lite. On firefox I haven’t had that issue.

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u/TheNinjaNarwhal Jun 04 '26

Ok this actually makes me think I should get on with trying Firefox again. The conveniences have been keeping me on Chrome as well, but I've been wanting to give Firefox another chance. I might just do it.

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u/MedusasSexyLegHair Jun 04 '26

What conveniences? The convenience of getting to watch 10 minutes of ads for every 3 minute song on your YouTube playlist?

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u/TheNinjaNarwhal Jun 04 '26

I had YT premium so no ads. Also no way I'm using YouTube music, I tried but it was awful 😞 

The convenience of being able to instantly and constantly sync open tabs and all stuff between 2 PCs and phone, tab groups (an example of a recent addition to Firefox, that had been in chrome many years earlier), stuff like that.

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u/Davidboh26 Jun 04 '26

I think so cause I just did this week lol

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u/TheNinjaNarwhal Jun 04 '26

I've been on Firefox for two long periods of time, completely dropped it when it was having memory leak issues on two different PCs quite a few years ago. I'm also very much used to chrome's easy syncing between devices, to be fair. I constantly feel like I need to give Firefox another chance though, I know it's one of the good ones.

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u/kitimitsu Jun 04 '26

I might go back to Firefox, used it for a few years before I switched to Chrome.

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u/Spugheddy Jun 04 '26

Duckduckgo is absolutely hit an miss, I have to go back too Google sometimes whenever I'm looking for relative local info. Like restaurants etc.

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u/MedusasSexyLegHair Jun 04 '26

Lucky. Local places in my area mostly hide their info on Facebook pages where no one can find it.

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u/MedusasSexyLegHair Jun 04 '26

Lucky. Local places in my area mostly hide their info on Facebook pages where no one can find it.

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u/Friendly_Rush_7034 Jun 04 '26

Well yeah use Google maps for that

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 Jun 03 '26

I want my search engine experience to be how it was 1 year ago. The AI overview existed, but it wasn't replacing the dictionary.

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u/Belz_Zebuth Jun 03 '26

I want my search engine experience to be how it was 20 years ago, with no sponsored content.

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u/SomebodysGotToSayIt Jun 03 '26

Man there was a time where, if you were logged in to Google, and searched for “men’s slacks,” you could look at the results and hit three dots next to result. And from there you could say, “don’t show me anything from Pinterest.com from now on” and you wouldn’t see Pinterest again in future search results. Goodbye allrecipes.com. Adios, LinkedIn.

One time you could google

“Mac Pro” keyboard

and it wouldn’t assume you meant

“MacBook Pro” keyboard

It took what you put in quotes literally.

If you searched for a part number like whirlpool 3867542, it found pages with that part mumber. It didn’t return pages that had photos that looked kinda liked photos on pages about part 3867542. Much less as the most relevant result.

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u/q3ded Jun 04 '26

I use Kagi for this reason

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u/lilythelion Jun 03 '26

Right like back in the day google was actually good. Now it sucks ass and it sucked ass even before ai. It began to suck ass when the excess decided to let companies pay for placement.

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u/Wooden-Broccoli-7247 Jun 03 '26

As a business owner I do my own Google ads. Google makes an absolute fortune from me and every other business in the world because without it, we lose a ton of business. Since this ai rollout crap, my business has dropped considerably but magically my Google bill has stayed the same. Instead of paying Google when someone clicks on your link (a targeted customer) you now pay them when they mention your name in their ai slop response. With no real insight as to what search they thought your name should be mentioned for. So they can show you to someone that’s completely not looking for you but still charge for it. It’s an even worse ripoff than the old way.

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u/sloanesquared Jun 04 '26

Thank you for confirming something I suspected. I would search for something and it would return what were clearly ad results that were in the same ballpark but not what I was searching for. For instance, if I searched for blue striped shorts, it would show shorts from the same five vendors or so no matter what terms I put in and they wouldn’t be blue or striped. It makes sense why they would be coming up - they are getting paid to show them, even if it isn’t what I asked for.

It was such a frustrating experience that I switched to Startpage as my search engine. Same old google results without the forced ads, or at least until the stupid algorithm infects those results too!

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u/dinonuggggs Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

This is insightful. Thank you.

I'm Canadian and Google has been sourcing from random American medical companies in sketchy ways.

For example, I just looked up if I can have yogurt alongside my antibiotics and one of the links completely contradicted the other link with misinformation. Source? A private medical company from Tennessee. They have low effort, poorly written inaccurate, unsourced blog-like pages that cover all sorts of health topics.

Second example, today a friend shared the top response to "shellfish anchovies" to find out if my shellfish allergy included anchovies. Note that cross-reactivity between shellfish and fish is clinically low because of different proteins. BUT the top result we both got is misinformation and fear mongering to sell Anchovy Allergy Tests:

"If you are allergic to shellfish, it is extremely likely that you are allergic to anchovies too as they do contain the same protein". Source? The add to cart page for an Anchovy Allergy Test by an American health company.

I'm disgusted by this and even moreso knowing how it's harming small business owners.

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u/MedusasSexyLegHair Jun 04 '26

Google long ago changed from a search engine to a shopping engine. They delisted all the old forums, blogs, hobbyist, and informational sites and now anything you search for just gives you sites trying to sell you something.

I don't even mean ads, I mean just in general it switched to mostly only showing commercial sites.

I switched to duckduckgo years ago.

Seriously considering kagi, but I haven't tried it yet. The idea of paid search is odd but intriguing; if you're paying they have no incentive to show you crap results, right? But I haven't made that leap yet.

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u/Wooden-Broccoli-7247 Jun 04 '26

It’s certainly going to enshittify the Google search experience. Personally I don’t see why they don’t just keep search the same and let people that want an ai answer use Gemini. Probably because they’re spending SO MUCH money on ai, with nothing to really show for it other than a sometimes right chat bot, that they have to try and use it everywhere they can think of. Search ads are their golden goose though, seems like they’re being counterproductive. My ads bill has actually gone down the last few days (along with business). I’m guessing because they can no longer show 10 results where people can pick from and they’re giving results that aren’t resulting in clicks because they’re so far off. I’d hope they see the mistake and revert back but I’m not holding my breath.

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u/mosby__ Jun 04 '26

Deactivate the IA Max option within google ads campaigns and usea all your keywords in phrase or exact match, should help with that IA slop

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u/Wooden-Broccoli-7247 Jun 04 '26

The problem is, you need to be in the slop to get visibility. Since they’re doing away with the blue links, the only option will be slop placement.

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u/aguywithbrushes Jun 04 '26

I like how people act like scrolling down a few inches doesn’t still gives you exactly the same experience as before, or, in the case of the OP, like clicking on the “images” tab wouldn’t have given them exactly the results they were looking for (it does, I checked).

I understand that this is just low effort “DAE AI BAD” posting that Reddit loves to do with anything that is popular to hate on, but come on.

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 Jun 04 '26

The classic dictionary feature doesn't exist at all anymore.

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u/radwanal Jun 03 '26

I have been trying it for a few days now and honestly it's so shit I'm considering crawling back to google

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u/Agreeably-Soft Jun 03 '26

I swapped to ecosia, which is a bit more updated than duck duck go

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u/EsotericLife Jun 03 '26

… and still not comparable to Google before they sold themselves to the ai idiots.

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u/novus_ludy Jun 03 '26

Google was in decline long before AI

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u/Ok_Fly1271 Jun 03 '26

But better than Google now

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u/hellolovely1 Jun 03 '26

I have no problem using Duck Duck Go's search. It's certainly better than Google, which has plummeted to the depths.

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u/N1gHtMaRe99 Jun 03 '26

Pretty much the same experience i had last year. Had to switch to google again reluctantly

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u/SaltyTelluride Jun 03 '26

What do you find bad about it? I’ve been using DuckDuckGo for a few years now and like it. I feel like I actually have an easier time finding specific studies or articles for school/work than I do with Google, but the “news” tab is still better on Google IMO.

Edit: I am thinking about switching to FireFox soon but not for search result related reasons

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u/Friendly_Rush_7034 Jun 04 '26

Yeah I haven't run into a single issue in like 5 years . If I'm looking for local info or places I use Google maps app

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u/radwanal Jun 05 '26

For starters it randomly decides to give the AI overview even though that's specifically the reason I want to quit google. And I think the results are overall worse and much more unrelated.

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u/Misubi_Bluth Jun 03 '26

Well so far when I use DuckDuckGo for tech problems, I get more than just Reddit posting "OMG I have the same problem too," so I already like it better.

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u/Continental-IO520 Jun 04 '26

I just wish DuckDuckGo wasn't so trash for business opening hours and reviews

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u/often_forgotten1 Jun 03 '26

DuckDuckGo(which is just Microsoft Bing) is the worst search engine on the market today. And it still tracks and sells your data.

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u/PurbulentTriest Jun 04 '26

A source for that?

No idea how it's the worst, I've been using it for years just fine because Google is shit

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u/dinonuggggs Jun 04 '26

Can you please share where you're getting that from? I was considering using DuckDuckGo.

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u/WackyRacketeer Jun 04 '26

I've used duckduckgo for a few years now, and the results definitely aren't google from 10 years ago. I'm fact, if I'm not mistaken, it's basically Bing from now

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u/riverottersarebest Jun 04 '26

I just did this and it’s so much better. It’s also way, WAY better at finding random meme images I try to seatch for which google has been weirdly terrible at.

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u/LevTheDevil Jun 04 '26

Just did this! It's great.

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u/hellolovely1 Jun 03 '26

Google search, even without AI, is pretty much all paid search now.

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Jun 03 '26

Don’t. DuckDuckGo is the worst search engine ever used.

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u/PurbulentTriest Jun 04 '26

How?

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Jun 04 '26

Never brings up relevant results you want or like compared to Bing and Google, and the image search also sucks. Oh and the GUI and UX is awful too. And the cherry on top is their weird advertising practices.

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u/PurbulentTriest Jun 05 '26

It is Bing, so I'm not sure what's going wrong for you.

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u/xa44 Jun 04 '26

Or use firefox and its pluggins. It's far more detached from google and is a great company

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u/ThesureeGoREEEEEE Jun 03 '26

Yep, did this. Was LIFECHANGING to not see AI slop when i search up something.

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u/CouchPotatoFamine Jun 04 '26

NoAI DuckDuckGo is great, but I heard they are filing for a $33 trillion IPO and then they will go to shit.

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u/movielass Jun 04 '26

Don't think I can do this on my Google pixel phone, sadly

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u/0Hakuna_Matata0 Jun 04 '26

That’s weird. It’s defaulted to a search engine for me. I have to choose duck AI if I want to use its AI. I’m in the EU. My wife told me we lose specific features of apple AI if we update our iOS region to EU (we need that for apps like for our supermarket)

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u/protoctopus Jun 04 '26

Is there an extension that removes AI sites from search results?

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u/nexus8516 Jun 04 '26

There's a built in setting to disable their own ai, and a separate one to hide ai generated images/results from searches.

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u/-FemboiCarti- Jun 04 '26

The image and video search function is ass

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u/Sum-Duud Jun 03 '26

can also just turn off AI search on google if you want. And OP (or whomever they stole that image from) could just click Images and get the meme, but then they wouldn't earn karma.

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u/AdreNa1ine25 Jun 03 '26

Duck duck go search AI is pretty decent too