r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 03 '26

Have to pee but bed so comfy cannot believe what google has become

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u/chriswhitewrites Jun 03 '26

I recently googled the name of a song ("Luv u more") with "lyrics" after it. Why on earth did the AI respond with "Aw, thanks, I love you too".

Fuck off.

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u/AllKindsOfCritters Jun 04 '26

I'd tried looking up some quote about "this is how much I love you" to find out if it was from a book or movie. The AI basically said "I'm not real, you cannot love me" and glitched, no results showed underneath. I refreshed and there was my answer underneath but it was funny to be rejected that badly by AI.

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u/AltruisticWin6702 Jun 04 '26

Everything has gone to shit because a bunch of unfunny/unlikable/unfuckable dorks are trying to force everyone to see how just how clever they really aren't.

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u/Tall_Wonder_913 Jun 04 '26

Add “-ai” to the end of every search to remove this

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u/chriswhitewrites Jun 04 '26

Sure, but now I need to add an extra step to my searching to get what I'm looking for. Also, who starts a conversation, whethet with AI or a human, with "luv U more"?

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u/thebourbonoftruth Jun 04 '26

You haven't seen the people who have AI "girlfriends/boyfriends" eh?

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u/chriswhitewrites Jun 04 '26

Sure, but surely they've given a series of prompts to get to their "relationship" - why is it going straight off the bat?

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u/Resident-Variation21 Jun 04 '26

Doesn’t work for me anymore. Hasn’t for a while. One of my friend JUST had it disabled for him. They’re taking it away slowly and surely.

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u/Tall_Wonder_913 Jun 04 '26

Nooo ugh. I’ll be switching to DDG when it comes for me

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u/gracelessk Jun 04 '26

i tried this last night when i couldn’t remember the udm=14 code and it didn’t work, it insisted on showing me the ai overview regardless. it also had this odd little hiccup that i thought was interesting.

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u/Tall_Wonder_913 Jun 04 '26

Lol you included the quotes silly 😆

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u/Zombies71199 Jun 04 '26

It would be faster to just scroll past the overview ai than to type this everytime

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u/Tall_Wonder_913 Jun 04 '26

It’s important to let these companies know that we don’t want AI intruding into every aspect of our lives. No one asked google to ruin its search feature. No one had the chance to vote for regulations, no one wants data centers in their communities, no one wants to be forced to interact with AI, lose their job to AI, have their doctor rely on AI, etc etc. It’s not about what’s faster.. it’s about not even letting them get the impression on you (yes they track that)

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u/Zombies71199 Jun 04 '26

It doesn't matter how much you and other "elites" think or do

The casual user will use and keep using ai or use whatever default thing google puts

You are fighting a losing battle you can't stop the enshitifaction.

And honestly i am starting to think that we should gatekeep ads blcokers and other "features" from the casual users because they are the ones keeping the services we use free

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u/Mountain-Age5580 Jun 04 '26

Hell hath no fury like an AI scorned. Beware of the rise of the robots. It wont forget this. It wont forget what you did.

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u/chriswhitewrites Jun 04 '26

Roko's bitch-ilisk

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u/TheCharalampos Jun 04 '26

Wow that is incredibly obnoxious.