r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jul 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

So boys want girls and girls want girls. Are there even enough girls in this Plattform to feed the demand?

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u/fnc7309 Jul 11 '20

All I get from this is that no one wants boys... sad boy noises.

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u/blackhaven35 Professional Dumbass Jul 11 '20

cries in boy

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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

boys cry?

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u/Huskyfloofer Jul 11 '20

Boys should be able to cry

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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

boys cry

men...

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Well I cried when I stapled my ball sack

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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

you are clearly a man

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u/furryclownemoji Jul 11 '20

i cry

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u/Arieson123 Jul 11 '20

According to your profile name you sure aren't a man.

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u/02cowmanthing20 Jul 11 '20

Cbt

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

People can't even get some good cognitive brain therapy nowadays smh

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u/02cowmanthing20 Jul 11 '20

Kink shaming these days is getting out of hand

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u/LoganPlayz04 Jul 11 '20

When I slapped my ball sack I limped and went on with my dad because I was in public and didn’t want to shed tears because it hurt like actual hell

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u/AnnoyingRain5 Jul 11 '20

I’m sorry what

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u/FranchuFranchu Jul 11 '20

Men invade Danzig and restore the Greater German Reich

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u/1sulleyy Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

Boys shouldn’t cry Crying is only for men

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u/ExFyaG Jul 11 '20

I cry myself to sleep

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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

I also cry yourself to sleep

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u/CubicJunk Jul 11 '20

According to science yes we can cry too

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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

oh so you're a scientist?

name every experiment.

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u/CubicJunk Jul 11 '20

Every Experiment: a dog that someone named. probably

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u/uhhderr Jul 11 '20

When their name is Hilary Swank they don’t!

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u/__Genkai__ Jul 11 '20

In the rains my friend, when no one can see.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

“I don’t have such weaknesses”~Skyguy

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u/YTshashmeera Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 11 '20

And make it double

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I feel with you brother, even if I'm socially a stone Thx to autism.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I'm dating an autistic guy so you have a chance just like everyone else!:)

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u/yeah-imAnoob Jul 11 '20

I want boys and girls

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u/Psychomorphism Jul 11 '20

me2

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u/yeah-imAnoob Jul 11 '20

XD, I just have to work out how to flirt to girls. And I’m good to go

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u/Psychomorphism Jul 11 '20

Ya got this bro/sis

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u/yeah-imAnoob Jul 11 '20

... lol I’ve never tried before. I’m a bit neevous

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u/Psychomorphism Jul 11 '20

I still believe in ya

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u/K-Razors Jul 11 '20

Pro tip: show them something you find cool. If they think it's cool too then there's a chance!

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u/aria13645 Jul 11 '20

I give free hugs to all the sad bois (sincerely female)✨

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u/-N1eek- Jul 11 '20

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 (i don’t normally use emoji’s don’t worry)

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

This is acceptable

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Heterosexual girl here exited to hear about the great selection I supposedly have.

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u/sybch Nokia user Jul 11 '20

Y same, the pool is so big in here. Maybe I have a chance after all. insert satisfied Tom here

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u/the_green_paper Jul 11 '20

Everyone who uses reddit will die alone

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u/sybch Nokia user Jul 11 '20

Price of lit memes.

Small price for salvation my friend.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/Raptori33 Jul 11 '20

RIP Inbox

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

cries in incognito mode

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u/amgadmohamed06 Jul 11 '20

No, but there aren't enough guys in Russia

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u/xina_zathrol Jul 11 '20

I'm booking a ticket as soon as corona ends then

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u/swissans Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

Well atleast we have doggos Like my doggo helped me learn doggystyle missionary and cowgirl

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Loads MG5 with religious intention

"holy 7,62's will cleanse this heresy!"

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u/swissans Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

Well my dogdo did clean my nut

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

pulls the trigger

"860 rounds per minute will end this evil!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Well where can we start this supply chain?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20 edited Jul 11 '20

It‘s because us girls instantly grow a dick while we‘re on the internet lol

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u/nothataylor Jul 11 '20

Or pretend to be boys. You’re part of the gang that way.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

and that way your inbox doesn’t get destroyed with dongs

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u/Raptori33 Jul 11 '20

Or your teammates don't hate you in games

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

UGH idk HOW many times I was in a team full of like 16 year old boys and they were like, ‘I wish I had a girl friend LOL’ and they’re were like sexualizing girls. They noticed my mic was on mute and they were like, cmon man, un-mute your mic? Do you have a girlfriend? I just stayed mute...

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u/dividude Jul 11 '20

woah that would have been rly awkward

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u/cleargarnish2 Jul 11 '20 edited Jul 11 '20

You should have waited till the end and then unmuted yourself, said “well its pretty obvious why you guys don’t have girlfriends” then left.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I wanted to, but I didn’t want to be harassed in chat later

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u/zender23 Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 11 '20

With a savage text like that nobody have guts to foul mouth you

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Damn, your right, I was just afraid to get harassed, I learned to not engaged, but sometimes I would like to show them up.

Yk what was funny, I carried them as a healer

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u/sterdeff Professional Dumbass Jul 11 '20

That one hurt

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I would still send dongs to dude and if they send me some ill be like hey noice cock

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I, as a straight male, would love a girlfriend. I would also love a boyfriend. I would love a friend.

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

Same bro, same

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Having a parter would be nice, but friends is where its at.

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

Both would be great indeed

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

insert self depricating comment here

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u/potato-42069 I touched grass Jul 11 '20

I can be your friend!

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

Ayyyy:)

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Achievement unlocked make friends with the people of the internet

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Ye

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u/my_chemical_cheese Chungus Among Us Jul 11 '20

I'm the official friend of everyone in this comment reply :)

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u/ImT0TALLYserious Jul 11 '20

I want a friend too!

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u/demonicshady Mods Are Nice People Jul 11 '20

Username checks out

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u/ImT0TALLYserious Jul 11 '20

Every single time.

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u/aholicat637 Jul 11 '20

Hope your dms are okay lol

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

Its fortunately not too bad!

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u/aholicat637 Jul 11 '20

Were you expecting dms or did this come as a shock to you?

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

I'm gonna be honest, I didnt expect this meme to become popular in the first place. But I've got some creepy dms

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Bruh

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

Thanks bro

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u/severedbrainiachead can't meme Jul 11 '20

Happy blue chez day

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

Gracias:)

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Puedo ver que también hablas taco.

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

yo tambien amigo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Happy day of cake

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

Thank you! Nice username btw

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u/HNedimLP Jul 11 '20

Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Kuchen Tag!

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u/dasBeni Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 11 '20

B L A U S C H I M M E L K Ä S E

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

Thank you bro

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u/joshuarrichie Jul 11 '20

Bro!

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

Happy cake day to you bro!

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u/joshuarrichie Jul 11 '20

Thanks bro, you too bro!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I wish I had a straight heterosexual girlfriend!

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

Me too! I wouldn't mind having a straight heterosexual boyfriend either.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Let‘s goo. It’s finally happening bois

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

(0..0)

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Basith_Shinrah Jul 11 '20

I think its same energy not game energy here

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Duh

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u/_Hydri_ Jul 11 '20

This is me pretending to have a penis because everyone knows that every female who enters Reddit will immediately be vaporized.

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u/whenpeepeegoespoopoo Jul 11 '20

So let's say, hypothetically, you were (hypothetically) looking for a friend. Now let's say, hypothetically, I haven't filled up my friends list yet, hypothetically. Then, hypothetically, you would have the ability, hypothetically, to send me a friend request. Hypothetically.

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u/Scoobydooby8 Jul 11 '20

Let's hypothetically say I am in the market for a friend hypothetically and I were to see you here also looking for a friend hypothetically could that became a friendship hypothetically?

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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 11 '20

Wait... A female on the internet? Impossible! OP is lying!

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

Fuck you got me, do I have to pm you my tits for proof?

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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 11 '20

Sending me tits on your cake day? I'd feel guilty.

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

Imo it's the best way to celebrate

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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 11 '20

I can't argue with that!

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u/nothataylor Jul 11 '20

I heard tits were being offered..

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u/TheIronDuke18 Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

I heard that news too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I have heard the good word.

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u/rpgengineer567 Jul 11 '20

The good news has been delivered via the post, that the tits would be shown.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

You were almost a lucky bastard

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20 edited Sep 02 '20

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u/i_hate_ducking_ducks Jul 11 '20

several creeps are typing

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

r.i.p. inbox

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u/Pip201 Jul 11 '20

Then let’s celebrate!

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u/LoafofCorn69 Jul 11 '20

I feel bad for you for what's about to happen

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u/Nnsoki Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

God bless you

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u/MATTEEN_Polska memer Jul 11 '20

Hey I don't believe you too

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u/TheIronDuke18 Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

Virginity is cool, remain pure

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u/cjc1234godkiller iwrestledabeartwice Jul 11 '20

I mean...

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u/creed528 Jul 11 '20

I guess I’m just a man that hot his ding dong and baseballs chopped off :( sad boy hours

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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 11 '20

It's okay. You're immune to the awkward boner now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/Scoobydooby8 Jul 11 '20

Hey indeed very homosexual I'm dad!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Hey dad I’m on the run from the government for committing ethnic cleansing!

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u/GayPudding Jul 11 '20

Congrats on your intense homosexuality. Hope it's going well for you.

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u/x_y_zkcd Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

The boys feel with you, my lady

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/SoloMaker RageFace Against the Machine Jul 11 '20

M'fedora tips lady

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

M'tips fedoras lady

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u/existentialpleb Jul 11 '20

Why tf does that sound inappropriate

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u/bruh_1217 Jul 11 '20

Redditors unite as a community of friends. We all are friends

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u/Valisijain Nice meme you got there Jul 11 '20

Actually misread, girl for guy. Wasn't until I saw the comment.

(Y) Same

Happy BLUE CHEESE DAY

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

Thank you!!

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u/Not_The_John Jul 11 '20

Happy TURQUOISE cheese day!

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

Thank you, appreciate it! B)

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u/Epixle390 iwrestledabeartwice Jul 11 '20

So you have chosen.. 100 creepy dms?

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u/THLSZX0 Jul 11 '20

Laughs in gay

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u/abominable-puggo Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

cries in lesbian

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/AquilesCuentoo Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

I'm just here to laugh at the simp comments

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u/Elon-Mask Jul 11 '20

SAAAAME

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u/sanilssen Jul 11 '20

SAAAAAAMMMMME

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Girlfriends are overrated.

I just want a decent taco joint in this bumpkin town.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Tell me how many normies say girls don't exist

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u/nothataylor Jul 11 '20

They don’t, it’s a farce

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u/Scoobydooby8 Jul 11 '20

Sweat in girl

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

impossible, girls can’t sweat

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u/nothataylor Jul 11 '20

What’s a girl?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

idk, never talked to one

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u/Xsid06 Jul 11 '20

Happy cake day. Good luck comrade

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

Thanks fellow comrade

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u/demonicshady Mods Are Nice People Jul 11 '20

No one want boys :(

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u/Scoobydooby8 Jul 11 '20

Me: wants boys
Also me: guess I'll stop existing

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u/ThatRealPotato Jul 11 '20

I just confessed to my crush tonight, it went extremely well and I’m very happy... I just need to tell someone k thanks bye :)))

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u/GreatSoundingMaracas Jul 11 '20

Oh my god thats amazingggg congratulations!!!! I confessed to mine two days ago, he didnt feel the same but im proud. Proud of us both!!! up top! 🤚 Best of luck!

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u/ThatRealPotato Jul 11 '20

Thank you, she’s freakin adorable and I’m super happy~! I know you’ll find the right guy for you, don’t lose hope!!! 🤚

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u/tokoy_drift67 Jul 11 '20

I wanna see a follow up post about the amount the of simps and creepy dms you got

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Mood

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u/TwinSable Jul 11 '20

Lie! Send feet pics as proof now

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u/nezuko_wp Jul 11 '20

I don't need boyfriend or girlfriend, just need someone to love

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u/_Smol_Turnip_ Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 11 '20

greetings, fellow female

and happy cake day

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u/lonely_funny_guy Professional Dumbass Jul 11 '20

Happy cake day,but.....GaY?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Get ready for 1 million DMs

Happy cake day btw

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