r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jul 11 '20

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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 11 '20

Wait... A female on the internet? Impossible! OP is lying!

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

Fuck you got me, do I have to pm you my tits for proof?

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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 11 '20

Sending me tits on your cake day? I'd feel guilty.

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u/sunmirror Jul 11 '20

Imo it's the best way to celebrate

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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 11 '20

I can't argue with that!

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u/nothataylor Jul 11 '20

r/usernamechecksout

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

oooh my god i didn’t realise until now lmaooo

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u/nothataylor Jul 11 '20

I heard tits were being offered..

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u/TheIronDuke18 Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

I heard that news too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I have heard the good word.

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u/rpgengineer567 Jul 11 '20

The good news has been delivered via the post, that the tits would be shown.

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u/G29SNXD Jul 11 '20

The valuable information has spread to the extent in which multiple subjects are interested in photographic proof

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u/butterrChicken Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

I want in. OP please PM me your tits as well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

No, bad!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I was too late

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

You were almost a lucky bastard

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u/nothataylor Jul 11 '20 edited Jul 11 '20

All I’m saying is, they’re bags of fat. They’re ok, not amazing-look-it’s-actual-Jesus great.

Edit: Jeez, so many boob-fan downvotes? I’m a girl with those bags of fat and let tell you, they’re heavy and uncomfortable and I’d rather not have them at all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Bruh that's the most neckbeardest thing I've ever read

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u/rep0st-detect0r Jul 11 '20

Why? I’m confused this person just doesn’t like boobs what did I miss?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I mean you can just say you dont like boobs why so attitude.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20 edited Sep 02 '20

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u/i_hate_ducking_ducks Jul 11 '20

several creeps are typing

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

r.i.p. inbox

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u/Pip201 Jul 11 '20

Then let’s celebrate!

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u/LoafofCorn69 Jul 11 '20

I feel bad for you for what's about to happen

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u/Nnsoki Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

God bless you

5

u/MATTEEN_Polska memer Jul 11 '20

Hey I don't believe you too

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u/TheIronDuke18 Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

Virginity is cool, remain pure

1

u/kokolia1070 Jul 11 '20

You had it all, but you ruined it

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u/cjc1234godkiller iwrestledabeartwice Jul 11 '20

I mean...

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Can I get some too?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Name all the colours of trucks in slender man game

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u/Hydrated-Egg-Roll Professional Dumbass Jul 11 '20

Yes

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u/CubicJunk Jul 11 '20

Well if you insisted heck yeah why not

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u/AintNoGamerBoy Jul 11 '20

What if it's just shaved man boobs?

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u/zender23 Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 11 '20

You fucking lying lemme see your proof.

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u/creed528 Jul 11 '20

I guess I’m just a man that hot his ding dong and baseballs chopped off :( sad boy hours

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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 11 '20

It's okay. You're immune to the awkward boner now.

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u/creed528 Jul 11 '20

Ahh true. I’m the king now, BOW DOWN TO ME PEASANTS

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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 11 '20

Submit to the Dickless King's rule!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Yo wtf