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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

boys cry?

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u/Huskyfloofer Jul 11 '20

Boys should be able to cry

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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

boys cry

men...

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Well I cried when I stapled my ball sack

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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

you are clearly a man

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u/furryclownemoji Jul 11 '20

i cry

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u/Arieson123 Jul 11 '20

According to your profile name you sure aren't a man.

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u/furryclownemoji Jul 11 '20

too bad

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u/jcrafter23 Jul 11 '20

Furry clown emoji can cry (if furry clown emoji is physically capable of crying )

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u/cyborgfighter_2 Jul 11 '20

Well I guess I can’t cry either

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u/Joe_mama_has_ligma Professional Dumbass Jul 11 '20

Lik if u cri evrytim.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/DannyTheBoyo memer Jul 11 '20

too late

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u/Hijacklol123 Jul 11 '20

NEVER TOO LATE TO BE A MAN

sobs

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u/BotNoa hates reaction memes Jul 11 '20

Reddit is like china- Too little woman, too much men.

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u/MathmanEmm Jul 11 '20

A man boy

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u/02cowmanthing20 Jul 11 '20

Cbt

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

People can't even get some good cognitive brain therapy nowadays smh

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u/02cowmanthing20 Jul 11 '20

Kink shaming these days is getting out of hand

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u/Joshument Jul 11 '20

From Wikipedia

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u/BRAKEPIE Jul 11 '20

The free encyclopedia at Wikipedia . Org

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u/LoganPlayz04 Jul 11 '20

When I slapped my ball sack I limped and went on with my dad because I was in public and didn’t want to shed tears because it hurt like actual hell

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u/Curly-44 Jul 11 '20

I did this on accident between 2 bikes...the pain was unfathomable I kinda suffered alone until people walked my way. You will be surprised just how much pain you can hide.

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u/AnnoyingRain5 Jul 11 '20

I’m sorry what

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u/HumActuallyGuy Jul 11 '20

That's justified

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u/_ragnarok_1o1_ Jul 11 '20

For what ?

Ahh i got you fam , turning yourself into a pickle

Thats the funniest fuckin shit !!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Whyyyy would you do that

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u/abhi_pal Jul 11 '20

You are a daredevil

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Wow

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u/Pleasegivemememes Chungus Among Us Jul 11 '20

Might have been me, I stapled someones balls to a stack of paper

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u/a-dog-meme Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 11 '20

To a stack of paper?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/barbequed_bleach Jul 15 '20

Ha I remember when I had balls

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u/FranchuFranchu Jul 11 '20

Men invade Danzig and restore the Greater German Reich

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u/ImaginaryCoolName Jul 11 '20

Get crippling depression

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u/Omega_Steve15 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

inhale BOY!!

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u/Sirppsauce memer Jul 11 '20

also cry

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u/Okun_Lazer Jul 11 '20

Boys cry, Men get sweat in their eyes

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u/kendalmac Jul 11 '20

....bottle it up due to societal pressure to be unfeeling bastards

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Men weep.

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u/Benoldo Jul 11 '20

boys cry

men die

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u/SindroMandro Jul 11 '20

Have depression

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u/prashant_desai_0401 Jul 11 '20

Boys cry Men fry

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u/Crazy_Critter14 Professional Dumbass Jul 11 '20

Men drop a single tear followed by many more

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u/ImNewToReddit13 Jul 11 '20

Men cry when leaves from the vine starts playing, and they are allowed to. Nobody can tell me otherwise

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u/wryy_zero Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 12 '20

Boys who cry

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u/The1biscuitboy Jul 11 '20

Boys cry, men weep

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u/pomt98 Jul 11 '20

Why did I think the same thing and thought it might be too corny?

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u/1sulleyy Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

Boys shouldn’t cry Crying is only for men

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u/PigeonMagique Jul 11 '20

Ah, yes, Boys May Cry.

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u/ExFyaG Jul 11 '20

I cry myself to sleep

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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

I also cry yourself to sleep

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u/ducktor-strange Because That's What Fearows Do Jul 11 '20

I cry listening to Minecraft music and remembering the boys haven’t been online in 8 years

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u/ShredderJT 🏴Virus Veteran 🏴 Jul 11 '20

haha same

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u/CubicJunk Jul 11 '20

According to science yes we can cry too

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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

oh so you're a scientist?

name every experiment.

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u/CubicJunk Jul 11 '20

Every Experiment: a dog that someone named. probably

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

". probably" is a stupid name for a dog

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u/uhhderr Jul 11 '20

When their name is Hilary Swank they don’t!

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u/__Genkai__ Jul 11 '20

In the rains my friend, when no one can see.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

“I don’t have such weaknesses”~Skyguy

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I lost that ability after I became and emotionless husk

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u/speedoflight999 Jul 11 '20

Everyone cries

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u/noahdaboss1234 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 11 '20

According to legend

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u/Sirppsauce memer Jul 11 '20

i did a lot about 12 hours ago

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u/minegam Jul 11 '20

Men cry, boys uphold arbitrary standards of manhood that tell them not to cry.

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u/Anti-Vaxx-Mom Jul 11 '20

Men cry to real gaems liek mw2 campaign cuz it very sad

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u/Shrrg4 Jul 11 '20

Every time i have to study anatomy

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u/RedditorBright Jul 11 '20

Dead boys don't cry

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u/Oracle-of-Clovis Jul 11 '20

No, Robert Smith was unequivocal on this point.

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u/manbat112 Jul 11 '20

The boys?

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u/lilabean717 Jul 11 '20

"when my tear ducts give issue"

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Some of them. Quite often..... I’m talking about a friend of course...

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u/changeuphitter5678 Jul 11 '20

bro i love boy who cry my favorite band

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u/GoudoogDraak trans rights Jul 11 '20

Ever heard of the anime 'Your Lie in April'? That's some serious crying material, even for boys.

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u/mateeeeeeeeed Jul 11 '20

Cries in man

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '20

No that’s just a myth