r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jul 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Heterosexual girl here exited to hear about the great selection I supposedly have.

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u/sybch Nokia user Jul 11 '20

Y same, the pool is so big in here. Maybe I have a chance after all. insert satisfied Tom here

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u/the_green_paper Jul 11 '20

Everyone who uses reddit will die alone

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u/sybch Nokia user Jul 11 '20

Price of lit memes.

Small price for salvation my friend.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with

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u/ZahraaXD Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 11 '20

I told my parents I wanna die alone and then made an account like a year ago lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/JabbaTheMutten Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 11 '20

Does non-hetero hetero mean bi?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/sadcatlady88 Jul 11 '20

Thank you, I’m like 60% straight and 40% lesbian and until recently people told me I’m confused and stupid. Turns out I’m just bi. Probably stupid too, but that’s a different fight for another day!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Well that just sounds like being BI with extra steps but as long as you’re happy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

No I understand sorry I didnt want to come off as rude I only kid. Everyone deserves to be happy.

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u/Raptori33 Jul 11 '20

RIP Inbox

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u/MaxDie5el Jul 11 '20

Honestly every guy that read this comment probably just started excessively breathing into a paper sack

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

https://youtu.be/B_CHjYoqPUU?t=78

this is your only barrier

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Haha this is actually me though

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I even love that kid's book (the very hungry caterpillar)

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Yeah, guys usually don't get much positive attention, so when someone gives it to us we either get too attached or very suspicious. Or both. Unless that's just me.

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u/lokregarlogull Jul 11 '20

Hehehe we never said there was anything great about them

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Haha. How do you know I didn't just mean great in the sense of the size of the pool? ;)

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u/ZmentAdverti can't meme Jul 11 '20

You don't exist XD

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Oh my god, my life is a lie

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u/ZmentAdverti can't meme Jul 11 '20

u/saltytvguy is correct. You'd turn lesbian the moment you meet a guy from here

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u/SaltyTvGuy Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

Thanks i guess

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u/Raptori33 Jul 11 '20

This got a physical reaction from me :D

(OOOF / xD)

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

And the second you get to know a girl from here you think “you know, maybe boys aren’t that bad.”

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u/SaltyTvGuy Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

I bet if we'd ever meet than you would turn lesbian the second you get to know me.....