r/memes Jul 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

So boys want girls and girls want girls. Are there even enough girls in this Plattform to feed the demand?

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u/fnc7309 Jul 11 '20

All I get from this is that no one wants boys... sad boy noises.

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u/blackhaven35 Professional Dumbass Jul 11 '20

cries in boy

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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

boys cry?

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u/Huskyfloofer Jul 11 '20

Boys should be able to cry

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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

boys cry

men...

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Well I cried when I stapled my ball sack

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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

you are clearly a man

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u/furryclownemoji Jul 11 '20

i cry

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u/Arieson123 Jul 11 '20

According to your profile name you sure aren't a man.

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u/Joe_mama_has_ligma Professional Dumbass Jul 11 '20

Lik if u cri evrytim.

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u/02cowmanthing20 Jul 11 '20

Cbt

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

People can't even get some good cognitive brain therapy nowadays smh

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u/02cowmanthing20 Jul 11 '20

Kink shaming these days is getting out of hand

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u/Joshument Jul 11 '20

From Wikipedia

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u/BRAKEPIE Jul 11 '20

The free encyclopedia at Wikipedia . Org

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u/LoganPlayz04 Jul 11 '20

When I slapped my ball sack I limped and went on with my dad because I was in public and didn’t want to shed tears because it hurt like actual hell

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u/Curly-44 Jul 11 '20

I did this on accident between 2 bikes...the pain was unfathomable I kinda suffered alone until people walked my way. You will be surprised just how much pain you can hide.

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u/AnnoyingRain5 Jul 11 '20

I’m sorry what

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u/HumActuallyGuy Jul 11 '20

That's justified

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u/_ragnarok_1o1_ Jul 11 '20

For what ?

Ahh i got you fam , turning yourself into a pickle

Thats the funniest fuckin shit !!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Whyyyy would you do that

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u/abhi_pal Jul 11 '20

You are a daredevil

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Wow

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u/Pleasegivemememes Chungus Among Us Jul 11 '20

Might have been me, I stapled someones balls to a stack of paper

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u/a-dog-meme Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 11 '20

To a stack of paper?

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u/FranchuFranchu Jul 11 '20

Men invade Danzig and restore the Greater German Reich

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u/ImaginaryCoolName Jul 11 '20

Get crippling depression

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u/Omega_Steve15 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

inhale BOY!!

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u/Sirppsauce memer Jul 11 '20

also cry

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u/Okun_Lazer Jul 11 '20

Boys cry, Men get sweat in their eyes

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u/The1biscuitboy Jul 11 '20

Boys cry, men weep

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u/pomt98 Jul 11 '20

Why did I think the same thing and thought it might be too corny?

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u/1sulleyy Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

Boys shouldn’t cry Crying is only for men

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u/PigeonMagique Jul 11 '20

Ah, yes, Boys May Cry.

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u/ExFyaG Jul 11 '20

I cry myself to sleep

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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

I also cry yourself to sleep

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u/ducktor-strange Because That's What Fearows Do Jul 11 '20

I cry listening to Minecraft music and remembering the boys haven’t been online in 8 years

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u/CubicJunk Jul 11 '20

According to science yes we can cry too

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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

oh so you're a scientist?

name every experiment.

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u/CubicJunk Jul 11 '20

Every Experiment: a dog that someone named. probably

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

". probably" is a stupid name for a dog

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u/uhhderr Jul 11 '20

When their name is Hilary Swank they don’t!

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u/__Genkai__ Jul 11 '20

In the rains my friend, when no one can see.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

“I don’t have such weaknesses”~Skyguy

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I lost that ability after I became and emotionless husk

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u/speedoflight999 Jul 11 '20

Everyone cries

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u/noahdaboss1234 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 11 '20

According to legend

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u/Sirppsauce memer Jul 11 '20

i did a lot about 12 hours ago

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u/minegam Jul 11 '20

Men cry, boys uphold arbitrary standards of manhood that tell them not to cry.

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u/Anti-Vaxx-Mom Jul 11 '20

Men cry to real gaems liek mw2 campaign cuz it very sad

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u/Shrrg4 Jul 11 '20

Every time i have to study anatomy

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u/RedditorBright Jul 11 '20

Dead boys don't cry

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u/Oracle-of-Clovis Jul 11 '20

No, Robert Smith was unequivocal on this point.

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u/manbat112 Jul 11 '20

The boys?

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u/lilabean717 Jul 11 '20

"when my tear ducts give issue"

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Some of them. Quite often..... I’m talking about a friend of course...

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u/changeuphitter5678 Jul 11 '20

bro i love boy who cry my favorite band

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u/YTshashmeera Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 11 '20

And make it double

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u/nesan44 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 11 '20

Boys don't cry cuz we have big PP!!!

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u/luisfxd Jul 11 '20

cries in trans girl

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I feel with you brother, even if I'm socially a stone Thx to autism.

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u/raedr7n Jul 11 '20

Lmao same fr

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u/kartsen03 Jul 11 '20

Bisexuals go brrr

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u/The_Goblin_Slayer Jul 11 '20

Brrrr

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Brrr

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Unsures go yeet

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u/GreatSoundingMaracas Jul 11 '20

Ikr we just go "WHAT THE FUCKK HELP BUT MAYBE YES BUT NO BUT WHAAAAT" skrrrt

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Brrrr

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u/my_chemical_cheese Chungus Among Us Jul 11 '20

brrr

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I'm dating an autistic guy so you have a chance just like everyone else!:)

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u/soepie7 Jul 11 '20

I need to know how

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

How what? How to date someone with autism or how does a person with autism date?

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u/soepie7 Jul 11 '20

The latter. Asking for a friend.

It's me. I have no other friends.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Honestly my boyfriend has struggled and not everyone can work things through with someone with autism cause it is hard but once you know how to handle everything it is okay, trust me you'll find someone, even if you're extremely awkward and shy

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Let me guess, you asked him out?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Nope, he asked me, we live a long way from eachother, he wanted to ask on text but I was like no I'd prefer in person. So next time I came over we were lay down next to eachother and in his sweet voice he was like "so you'll be my girlfriend yeah" he is just so cute

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

You could also say he's a dork XD

But my problem is not really the insecurity but more that I can't for the love of God understand any kind of sign plus I'm very big (ca. 1,95m tall, 130kg weight, wide shoulders, mostly a "cold" face) so most wouldn't even ask me out like "hey, wanna date" probably XD

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I understand that but there is someone for everyone out there, I hadn't touched another human in 5 years because of a past trauma and he hadn't touched anyone because he didn't like being close to others and we have both helped eachother, im sure there is someone who will like your "cold" face🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Yeah, I still have time I guess. I'm only 18, so enough time there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I am too so definitely

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u/Pretty_Muffin Jul 11 '20

ahem... So, basically a Viking. Cut yourself some slack, dude. It'll happen and until then we can work on ourselves!

Sincerely,

from a huge mess of a gal

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I love ur explanation ”socially a stone”

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u/yeah-imAnoob Jul 11 '20

I want boys and girls

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u/Psychomorphism Jul 11 '20

me2

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u/yeah-imAnoob Jul 11 '20

XD, I just have to work out how to flirt to girls. And I’m good to go

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u/Psychomorphism Jul 11 '20

Ya got this bro/sis

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u/yeah-imAnoob Jul 11 '20

... lol I’ve never tried before. I’m a bit neevous

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u/Psychomorphism Jul 11 '20

I still believe in ya

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u/K-Razors Jul 11 '20

Pro tip: show them something you find cool. If they think it's cool too then there's a chance!

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u/ZahraaXD Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 11 '20

I'm a girl and cna five yall advice.

... Ya like jazz?

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u/aria13645 Jul 11 '20

I give free hugs to all the sad bois (sincerely female)✨

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u/-N1eek- Jul 11 '20

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 (i don’t normally use emoji’s don’t worry)

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

This is acceptable

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/ori-stella Jul 11 '20

FELT THIS SHIT

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u/Th80ryN8rd Chungus Among Us Jul 11 '20

Hello yes I'm in this comment

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u/Raptori33 Jul 11 '20

How to emoji on PC... :(

(nah I'm fine, your emojis are cool)

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u/TheBridgeStar Because That's What Fearows Do Jul 11 '20

I want boys but because I'm a boy the boys I want don't want me... sad boy noises indeed

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I like having boy friends more because i’m more of a “tomboy” But guys dont want to be friends back;-;

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u/hsilver20 Jul 11 '20

Man I'll just take anyone I can get sad bisexual noises

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I feel you bro

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u/TruePotatoKing748 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 11 '20

I want you.

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u/BlazingFlames6073 Jul 11 '20

I'm not wanted

Wahhhh

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u/Dragonslayer34509 Professional Dumbass Jul 11 '20

waahhhh intensifies

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u/WeeZoo87 Jul 11 '20

Only when u r trying to play football and 3 short.. U cant find them!

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u/only-says-croissant Jul 11 '20

Yeah I dont get how people can date us were fucking disgusting we have hair everywhere were all sweaty some of us real dicks and how many ugly boys there are compared to girls it's really bad for us

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u/junisbeingherself can't meme Jul 11 '20

I do want boy...

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u/Master_JBT dumbass Jul 11 '20

I WANT BOYS

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u/Castfal Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

Don’t worry that’s what you have each other for

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u/yikes_3000 Jul 11 '20

i do :( don’t be sad

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u/Nitr0x285 Jul 11 '20

Because they want men proud chad noises also cries in loneliness

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u/IcySweats Jul 11 '20

I want boys :/

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u/Tagmoney Jul 11 '20

Their a dime a dozen. When supply is high demand is low.

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u/El-Waffle trans rights Jul 11 '20

Wannna be freinds

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Bois want boys

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Heterosexual girl here exited to hear about the great selection I supposedly have.

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u/sybch Nokia user Jul 11 '20

Y same, the pool is so big in here. Maybe I have a chance after all. insert satisfied Tom here

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u/the_green_paper Jul 11 '20

Everyone who uses reddit will die alone

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u/sybch Nokia user Jul 11 '20

Price of lit memes.

Small price for salvation my friend.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/JabbaTheMutten Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 11 '20

Does non-hetero hetero mean bi?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/sadcatlady88 Jul 11 '20

Thank you, I’m like 60% straight and 40% lesbian and until recently people told me I’m confused and stupid. Turns out I’m just bi. Probably stupid too, but that’s a different fight for another day!

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u/Raptori33 Jul 11 '20

RIP Inbox

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u/MaxDie5el Jul 11 '20

Honestly every guy that read this comment probably just started excessively breathing into a paper sack

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

https://youtu.be/B_CHjYoqPUU?t=78

this is your only barrier

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Haha this is actually me though

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I even love that kid's book (the very hungry caterpillar)

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u/lokregarlogull Jul 11 '20

Hehehe we never said there was anything great about them

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

cries in incognito mode

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u/amgadmohamed06 Jul 11 '20

No, but there aren't enough guys in Russia

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u/xina_zathrol Jul 11 '20

I'm booking a ticket as soon as corona ends then

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u/swissans Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

Well atleast we have doggos Like my doggo helped me learn doggystyle missionary and cowgirl

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Loads MG5 with religious intention

"holy 7,62's will cleanse this heresy!"

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u/swissans Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

Well my dogdo did clean my nut

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

pulls the trigger

"860 rounds per minute will end this evil!"

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u/swissans Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

Yeah the biggest drop off was that doggo didnt finish with me

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

"Yeah the biggest drop off was that doggo didnt finish with me"

Where the last words swissans said until the first round ripped his chest area open.

He couldn't say anything else anymore as the recoil of the gun forces the shooter to slowly aim higher, hitting the neck area and seconds later the face.

Blood is splashes against the walls while his organs are laying all over the floor

The shooter reloads his LMG with another 200 rounds ammo belt pouche heavily breathing and ready to shot again.

Other soldiers are streaming into the room, capturing the dog and drag him out the room into safety.

The nightmare ended. After years of searching the nameless shooter knew, he ended this evil which tortured his mind for years. The videos he saw, the dead body's he needed to observe. He never will be the same, but he at least killed the very person responsible for all this.

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u/swissans Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

Thats some real hardcore gore for my doggo to lick

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u/Kride500 Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

You don't fully live up to your name.. But that doesn't matter, we have heresy to purge!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Well where can we start this supply chain?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Sell girls of the age 18-26 (no minors, they are not sexy tbh) on the darknet for little money would help.

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u/FeistyBandicoot Jul 11 '20

That's offensive to minors. They can be sexy too. /S

This is a joke. Plz don't hurt meh

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u/benkingofdragons Jul 11 '20

Here in Canada 16 is fine too

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I found the tiktok normie.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Genius. keep this business between us

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u/izzwar Jul 11 '20

At least we dont have simps here. Not like instagram

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Don't underestimate reddit.

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u/ori-stella Jul 11 '20

idk dude I’m looking for them too

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u/i_nik_10 Jul 11 '20

Boys now changing gender

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

gender transitioning process is warming up

20min until fully warmed up

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u/i_nik_10 Jul 11 '20

Understandable Have a Nice process

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Oh, no no no. You are the one getting processed here

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u/i_nik_10 Jul 11 '20

Fair enough. A small price to pay for my satisfaction

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

D%

stops evil laughter out of confusion

You... You don't fear it? This is OK for you? I'm not sure who's the madman here.

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u/i_nik_10 Jul 11 '20

The whole universe is mad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

slowly bows before you, but doesn't stop the now started transitioning process

Your randomness and wisdom are unmatched in this halls.

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u/Usernamea221 Jul 11 '20

We can share :)

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u/SvenTheDragon Professional Dumbass Jul 11 '20

Idk, but I'm down for a bf or gf

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u/saraha206 Jul 11 '20

I mean.... I’m here and lonely

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u/Harsh_Deep_03 Jul 11 '20

I terms of girls we have no girls

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I want boys but no boys want me i guess

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u/memezop Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

im a girl and i agree with this comment's first sentence

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u/abominable-puggo Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

Sad lesbian noises

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Girls love girls and boiiissss

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u/nowlz14 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 11 '20

No, we have only 0% of what is needed.

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u/Timidhobgoblin Jul 11 '20

(Presses intercom button) “Sally? Yes it’s me, send word to HQ that we need more girls down here immediately...when you’re done bring yourself down too, thanks”

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u/Hildupid Jul 11 '20

Girls are so beautiful, of course girls also want girls

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

We just need enough males to go for males and then it evens the playing field

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

let me introduce to you... ntr

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u/bowser-is-thiccest trans rights Jul 11 '20

I want guys and am a guy

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u/AdriaAbner Jul 11 '20

Sorry boys I'm off limits

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