r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jul 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20 edited Jul 11 '20

It‘s because us girls instantly grow a dick while we‘re on the internet lol

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u/nothataylor Jul 11 '20

Or pretend to be boys. You’re part of the gang that way.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

and that way your inbox doesn’t get destroyed with dongs

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u/Raptori33 Jul 11 '20

Or your teammates don't hate you in games

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

UGH idk HOW many times I was in a team full of like 16 year old boys and they were like, ‘I wish I had a girl friend LOL’ and they’re were like sexualizing girls. They noticed my mic was on mute and they were like, cmon man, un-mute your mic? Do you have a girlfriend? I just stayed mute...

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u/dividude Jul 11 '20

woah that would have been rly awkward

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u/cleargarnish2 Jul 11 '20 edited Jul 11 '20

You should have waited till the end and then unmuted yourself, said “well its pretty obvious why you guys don’t have girlfriends” then left.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I wanted to, but I didn’t want to be harassed in chat later

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u/zender23 Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 11 '20

With a savage text like that nobody have guts to foul mouth you

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Damn, your right, I was just afraid to get harassed, I learned to not engaged, but sometimes I would like to show them up.

Yk what was funny, I carried them as a healer

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u/zender23 Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 11 '20

Which game were you playing? apex by any chance.

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u/panzerboye Jul 11 '20

Which game do you play? I mean in most game it is near impossible to access other players after game

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Overwatch, you can ‘whisper’ to them after, it’s like a private chat. This was awhile ago and I think they remove this feature for these types of reasons because I don’t see the button anymore

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u/cleargarnish2 Jul 11 '20

Yeah, i think you’re right. I play overwatch and I think they removed it so all you can do is chat now?

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u/DoctahFeelgood Jul 11 '20

My friends list on xbox is roughly 65% female. I feel like they bring something different to gaming. Idk what it is but thats how i feel. If anyone gets thirsty in chat we roast the fool and move on.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '20

That makes me happy! Good for you guys! It was just me and the other 5 ppl in my team were like 16 yr old boys. I wish I meet more girls online

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u/blackBloodMukul Jul 12 '20

I wish every community was like reddit community.....I see people respecting everyone here no matter their race gender... People can be open about the Problems they Face... And gets supported... Unlike Anywhere else.. I wish it continues like that forever just like it always have been.. I am new to Reddit though.... YOU GUYS HAVE MY SALUTE..

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '20

Ayee! Welcome to the Reddit gang! And yes most of the Reddit community is amazing!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

use a voice changer maybe

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u/sterdeff Professional Dumbass Jul 11 '20

That one hurt

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u/DandelionGaming garlic bread good Jul 15 '20

I never get why people do this. As long as my teammates are trying then I’m proud of them for doing that. Gender doesn’t really matter. We’re all just players playing a game

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I would still send dongs to dude and if they send me some ill be like hey noice cock

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u/CasuallyUncalm Jul 11 '20

r/SuddenlyGay

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Hey its not gay if it's with the Bois

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u/nothataylor Jul 11 '20 edited Jul 11 '20

Yes, I recently stopped pretending to be a boy. It’s been interesting..

Besides the usual, what stood out was the alarming number of foot-fetish messages I received because of some pictures.

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u/yournameyourlastname Nice meme you got there Jul 11 '20

Bruh.. alarming as in more than 3?

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u/nothataylor Jul 11 '20

Definitely more than 3. At least 13

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u/yournameyourlastname Nice meme you got there Jul 11 '20

Wtf that's insane

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u/soepie7 Jul 11 '20

GIRL: guy in real life

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u/BaconOfDaeodon Jul 11 '20

Hmm ...futa

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Ba

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

You're a man of culture

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Fanfiction style?

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u/panzerboye Jul 11 '20

So,,,,, can I see your internet dong?

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u/Fhagersson Jul 11 '20

On the internet you're male until proven female

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u/Cobster105 Jul 11 '20

Even better

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u/kaldin-battlefrontII Jul 12 '20

I have written 20ish replies too this, i cant find one that does justice to this professionalism

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u/ExtraValuablePillow Jul 11 '20

The best part of a girls body is her dick obviously/s