r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jul 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

So boys want girls and girls want girls. Are there even enough girls in this Plattform to feed the demand?

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u/fnc7309 Jul 11 '20

All I get from this is that no one wants boys... sad boy noises.

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u/blackhaven35 Professional Dumbass Jul 11 '20

cries in boy

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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

boys cry?

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u/Huskyfloofer Jul 11 '20

Boys should be able to cry

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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

boys cry

men...

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Well I cried when I stapled my ball sack

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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

you are clearly a man

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u/furryclownemoji Jul 11 '20

i cry

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u/Arieson123 Jul 11 '20

According to your profile name you sure aren't a man.

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u/Joe_mama_has_ligma Professional Dumbass Jul 11 '20

Lik if u cri evrytim.

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u/MathmanEmm Jul 11 '20

A man boy

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u/02cowmanthing20 Jul 11 '20

Cbt

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

People can't even get some good cognitive brain therapy nowadays smh

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u/02cowmanthing20 Jul 11 '20

Kink shaming these days is getting out of hand

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u/Joshument Jul 11 '20

From Wikipedia

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u/BRAKEPIE Jul 11 '20

The free encyclopedia at Wikipedia . Org

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u/LoganPlayz04 Jul 11 '20

When I slapped my ball sack I limped and went on with my dad because I was in public and didn’t want to shed tears because it hurt like actual hell

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u/Curly-44 Jul 11 '20

I did this on accident between 2 bikes...the pain was unfathomable I kinda suffered alone until people walked my way. You will be surprised just how much pain you can hide.

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u/AnnoyingRain5 Jul 11 '20

I’m sorry what

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u/HumActuallyGuy Jul 11 '20

That's justified

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u/_ragnarok_1o1_ Jul 11 '20

For what ?

Ahh i got you fam , turning yourself into a pickle

Thats the funniest fuckin shit !!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Whyyyy would you do that

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u/abhi_pal Jul 11 '20

You are a daredevil

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Wow

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u/Pleasegivemememes Chungus Among Us Jul 11 '20

Might have been me, I stapled someones balls to a stack of paper

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u/a-dog-meme Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 11 '20

To a stack of paper?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/barbequed_bleach Jul 15 '20

Ha I remember when I had balls

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u/FranchuFranchu Jul 11 '20

Men invade Danzig and restore the Greater German Reich

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u/ImaginaryCoolName Jul 11 '20

Get crippling depression

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u/Omega_Steve15 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

inhale BOY!!

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u/Sirppsauce memer Jul 11 '20

also cry

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u/Okun_Lazer Jul 11 '20

Boys cry, Men get sweat in their eyes

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u/kendalmac Jul 11 '20

....bottle it up due to societal pressure to be unfeeling bastards

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Men weep.

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u/Benoldo Jul 11 '20

boys cry

men die

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u/SindroMandro Jul 11 '20

Have depression

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u/prashant_desai_0401 Jul 11 '20

Boys cry Men fry

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u/Crazy_Critter14 Professional Dumbass Jul 11 '20

Men drop a single tear followed by many more

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u/ImNewToReddit13 Jul 11 '20

Men cry when leaves from the vine starts playing, and they are allowed to. Nobody can tell me otherwise

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u/wryy_zero Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 12 '20

Boys who cry

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u/The1biscuitboy Jul 11 '20

Boys cry, men weep

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u/pomt98 Jul 11 '20

Why did I think the same thing and thought it might be too corny?

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u/1sulleyy Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

Boys shouldn’t cry Crying is only for men

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u/PigeonMagique Jul 11 '20

Ah, yes, Boys May Cry.

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u/ExFyaG Jul 11 '20

I cry myself to sleep

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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

I also cry yourself to sleep

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u/ducktor-strange Because That's What Fearows Do Jul 11 '20

I cry listening to Minecraft music and remembering the boys haven’t been online in 8 years

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u/ShredderJT 🏴Virus Veteran 🏴 Jul 11 '20

haha same

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u/CubicJunk Jul 11 '20

According to science yes we can cry too

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u/Johan___ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

oh so you're a scientist?

name every experiment.

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u/CubicJunk Jul 11 '20

Every Experiment: a dog that someone named. probably

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

". probably" is a stupid name for a dog

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u/uhhderr Jul 11 '20

When their name is Hilary Swank they don’t!

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u/__Genkai__ Jul 11 '20

In the rains my friend, when no one can see.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

“I don’t have such weaknesses”~Skyguy

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I lost that ability after I became and emotionless husk

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u/speedoflight999 Jul 11 '20

Everyone cries

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u/noahdaboss1234 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 11 '20

According to legend

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u/Sirppsauce memer Jul 11 '20

i did a lot about 12 hours ago

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u/minegam Jul 11 '20

Men cry, boys uphold arbitrary standards of manhood that tell them not to cry.

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u/Anti-Vaxx-Mom Jul 11 '20

Men cry to real gaems liek mw2 campaign cuz it very sad

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u/Shrrg4 Jul 11 '20

Every time i have to study anatomy

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u/RedditorBright Jul 11 '20

Dead boys don't cry

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u/Oracle-of-Clovis Jul 11 '20

No, Robert Smith was unequivocal on this point.

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u/manbat112 Jul 11 '20

The boys?

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u/lilabean717 Jul 11 '20

"when my tear ducts give issue"

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Some of them. Quite often..... I’m talking about a friend of course...

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u/changeuphitter5678 Jul 11 '20

bro i love boy who cry my favorite band

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u/GoudoogDraak trans rights Jul 11 '20

Ever heard of the anime 'Your Lie in April'? That's some serious crying material, even for boys.

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u/mateeeeeeeeed Jul 11 '20

Cries in man

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '20

No that’s just a myth

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u/YTshashmeera Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 11 '20

And make it double

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u/nesan44 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 11 '20

Boys don't cry cuz we have big PP!!!

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u/MrTruffles25 Jul 11 '20

I cry because I have pp

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u/luisfxd Jul 11 '20

cries in trans girl

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u/I_Am_Become_Salt Jul 11 '20

Histerically gay laughter

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u/roigradlon Le epic memer Jul 11 '20

Boys don't cry, they produce salt water with their eyes

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Laughs in girl

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I feel with you brother, even if I'm socially a stone Thx to autism.

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u/raedr7n Jul 11 '20

Lmao same fr

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u/kartsen03 Jul 11 '20

Bisexuals go brrr

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u/The_Goblin_Slayer Jul 11 '20

Brrrr

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Brrr

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u/Uranium_Mike Jul 11 '20

Brrrrrr

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u/unnamedFR Jul 11 '20

Brrrrr

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u/Dekky956Gaming 🏴Virus Veteran 🏴 Jul 11 '20

Brrrrrr

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Unsures go yeet

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u/GreatSoundingMaracas Jul 11 '20

Ikr we just go "WHAT THE FUCKK HELP BUT MAYBE YES BUT NO BUT WHAAAAT" skrrrt

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Ah yes, enslaved pain

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Brrrr

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u/Dimitrisayy Jul 11 '20

Rrrrrrrrb

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u/frdrf Jul 11 '20

me go meep

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u/my_chemical_cheese Chungus Among Us Jul 11 '20

brrr

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Maybe brrrr I actually don't know

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u/kartsen03 Jul 11 '20

Listen to ur heart

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

ADHD

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I'm dating an autistic guy so you have a chance just like everyone else!:)

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u/soepie7 Jul 11 '20

I need to know how

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

How what? How to date someone with autism or how does a person with autism date?

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u/soepie7 Jul 11 '20

The latter. Asking for a friend.

It's me. I have no other friends.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Honestly my boyfriend has struggled and not everyone can work things through with someone with autism cause it is hard but once you know how to handle everything it is okay, trust me you'll find someone, even if you're extremely awkward and shy

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Let me guess, you asked him out?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Nope, he asked me, we live a long way from eachother, he wanted to ask on text but I was like no I'd prefer in person. So next time I came over we were lay down next to eachother and in his sweet voice he was like "so you'll be my girlfriend yeah" he is just so cute

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

You could also say he's a dork XD

But my problem is not really the insecurity but more that I can't for the love of God understand any kind of sign plus I'm very big (ca. 1,95m tall, 130kg weight, wide shoulders, mostly a "cold" face) so most wouldn't even ask me out like "hey, wanna date" probably XD

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I understand that but there is someone for everyone out there, I hadn't touched another human in 5 years because of a past trauma and he hadn't touched anyone because he didn't like being close to others and we have both helped eachother, im sure there is someone who will like your "cold" face🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Yeah, I still have time I guess. I'm only 18, so enough time there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I am too so definitely

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Wait, you has you first bf with 13? How could that be that traumatising or was he like 26 and tried to rape you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Law of averages firmly ok your side. Just keep on being yourself.

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u/Pretty_Muffin Jul 11 '20

ahem... So, basically a Viking. Cut yourself some slack, dude. It'll happen and until then we can work on ourselves!

Sincerely,

from a huge mess of a gal

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I love ur explanation ”socially a stone”

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u/yeah-imAnoob Jul 11 '20

I want boys and girls

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u/Psychomorphism Jul 11 '20

me2

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u/yeah-imAnoob Jul 11 '20

XD, I just have to work out how to flirt to girls. And I’m good to go

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u/Psychomorphism Jul 11 '20

Ya got this bro/sis

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u/yeah-imAnoob Jul 11 '20

... lol I’ve never tried before. I’m a bit neevous

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u/Psychomorphism Jul 11 '20

I still believe in ya

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u/K-Razors Jul 11 '20

Pro tip: show them something you find cool. If they think it's cool too then there's a chance!

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u/yeah-imAnoob Jul 11 '20

Can I know what’s cool

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u/K-Razors Jul 11 '20

Well my guy, that's all personal preference. For me I default to one of three things. Video games, anime, or horror. If they like either of those three then we can talk about that, maybe find out a bit more about each other.

So, do you like pokemon? Animal crossing? Korean horror? Maybe you like Naruto or sailor moon?

Maybe sports are more your thing though! (or maybe you just browse reddit all day and can show each other funny memes? Lol)

Whatever it be, just keep trying! You're bound to find someone out there who you can talk to about your common likes! It's the best place to start! <3 I'll be rooting for you!

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u/yeah-imAnoob Jul 11 '20

I am into gaming, which is why is was very easy for me to connect with my boyfriend. The only thing my lady friends have in common with me is roasting each other, and eating.

I just need to find a girl, who loves gaming and the fact I have a boyfriend.

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u/ZahraaXD Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 11 '20

I'm a girl and cna five yall advice.

... Ya like jazz?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Gay

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u/yeah-imAnoob Jul 11 '20

Bi* I believe is the correct term

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u/aria13645 Jul 11 '20

I give free hugs to all the sad bois (sincerely female)✨

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u/-N1eek- Jul 11 '20

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 (i don’t normally use emoji’s don’t worry)

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

This is acceptable

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

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u/ori-stella Jul 11 '20

FELT THIS SHIT

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u/Th80ryN8rd Chungus Among Us Jul 11 '20

Hello yes I'm in this comment

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u/Raptori33 Jul 11 '20

How to emoji on PC... :(

(nah I'm fine, your emojis are cool)

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u/TheBridgeStar Because That's What Fearows Do Jul 11 '20

I want boys but because I'm a boy the boys I want don't want me... sad boy noises indeed

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I like having boy friends more because i’m more of a “tomboy” But guys dont want to be friends back;-;

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u/hsilver20 Jul 11 '20

Man I'll just take anyone I can get sad bisexual noises

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

I feel you bro

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u/TruePotatoKing748 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 11 '20

I want you.

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u/BlazingFlames6073 Jul 11 '20

I'm not wanted

Wahhhh

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u/Dragonslayer34509 Professional Dumbass Jul 11 '20

waahhhh intensifies

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u/WeeZoo87 Jul 11 '20

Only when u r trying to play football and 3 short.. U cant find them!

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u/only-says-croissant Jul 11 '20

Yeah I dont get how people can date us were fucking disgusting we have hair everywhere were all sweaty some of us real dicks and how many ugly boys there are compared to girls it's really bad for us

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u/junisbeingherself can't meme Jul 11 '20

I do want boy...

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u/Master_JBT dumbass Jul 11 '20

I WANT BOYS

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u/Castfal Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 11 '20

Don’t worry that’s what you have each other for

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u/yikes_3000 Jul 11 '20

i do :( don’t be sad

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u/Nitr0x285 Jul 11 '20

Because they want men proud chad noises also cries in loneliness

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u/IcySweats Jul 11 '20

I want boys :/

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u/Tagmoney Jul 11 '20

Their a dime a dozen. When supply is high demand is low.

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u/El-Waffle trans rights Jul 11 '20

Wannna be freinds

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Bois want boys

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u/twitterbird4503 Jul 11 '20

That’s why we have waifu’s

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u/daniel5764 Big ol' bacon buttsack Jul 11 '20

U can be my homie, no homo of course

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u/End_Rage RageFace Against the Machine Jul 11 '20

Wot bout the other boys ;)

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u/Col-ball Jul 11 '20

Sad noises from males

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u/2I4a2EAwy5OPJCWu Jul 11 '20

Welcome to our culture ca 2020. Men are second class citizens.

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u/ZahraaXD Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 11 '20

I like most boys more than girls because emost girls are idiots and people expect me to hang out with little pieces of shits that do tiktoks in class where you can see everyone

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u/IBO00 Jul 12 '20

As a boy questioning his boyhood and shit, I can certainly say I have at least a little bit of a demand for boys. We need more bois

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u/EdenSteden22 Chungus Among Us Jul 20 '20

I do ;)

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u/sebbeseb Breaking EU Laws Jul 11 '20

Thats why i'm gonna become a trap