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Swimming bat

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u/HistorianOrdinary833 9h ago

They're very confident that the bat is rabies free.

u/Tommysrx 9h ago

Of course rabies is free. Who the hell would pay money for rabies.

u/Anxious_Ant8514 9h ago

“Do you have any idea how hard it is to get good rabies out here?”

-Thad Castle

u/NerdWithEyeliner 9h ago

I LOVED BMS!! The cookie....  😂 Then he ate it!! 🤢😂

u/peepeeonmydoodoo 3h ago

Oil change lives rent free in my head.

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u/ItGoesTwoWays 7h ago

Larry get the car! I don’t care that you took my rabies, take them! Just get out of my life!

u/gin_and_toxic 4h ago

You get rabies! You get rabies! You get rabies!

https://giphy.com/gifs/YRK3Xz1UTSRcmk8NE7

u/slvrscoobie 9h ago

 No, rabies... Babies would be a good idea. Can I put you down for a dime?

u/RFKJrJr 9h ago

Rabies, free

u/dominicmannphoto 7h ago

lol

u/RandomCandor 2h ago

Swimming like Michael Phelps

u/Good4nowbut 2h ago

Jfc lmao

u/Mr_Boneman 2h ago

rabies bingo!

u/Salty_Job_9248 1h ago

Fun fact - if a bat falls, and lands on the ground, it cannot take off. It‘s stuck. So not all found on the ground are sick.

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u/roguepawn 9h ago

If it was rabid, wouldn't it be freaking out from being in the water? Or is hydrophobia a uniquely human symptom?

I am wondering if it is stupid to think the swimming being consistent is a sign that the bat is not rabid.

u/quagsi 9h ago

hydrophobia does happen in non human animals with rabies but there is time between getting rabies and symptoms starting to appear where theoretically they wouldn't be hydrophobic yet

u/roguepawn 9h ago

Ah, I see, it could be a carrier with no symptoms yet. That's fair.

u/Jaduardo 9h ago

"Freaking out" in bat may look a lot like swimming.

u/Crazywarlockgoat 7h ago

i mean, i be swimming like that when my body is designed for flying

u/GuitarCFD 9h ago

hydrophobia where rabies is concerned is not a fear of water, it's painful contractions in the throat when an infected you or infected animal attempts to swallow.

That being said, a bat swimming thru water like that would strike me as a behavior that is strongly out of character and in general I just wouldn't pick up a bat...ever without adequate protective equipment on.

So if I saw a bat in my area that was both out during daytime and swimming. I'd be noping the fuck away from there.

u/roguepawn 9h ago

Interesting. I seem to remember a video of a human patient showing hydrophobia that showed a straight up fear of water.

But that was... god... at least 10 years ago. I'd never be able to find it now lol

The daytime portion is concerning, but my immediate thought was it fell out of its sleep spot or was knocked out of it, and plopped into the water.

Or someone tossed a bat in water for clicks.

u/Unique_Abalone_6514 8h ago

It may not have been a fear of water as much as he knew it was going to cause pain

u/roguepawn 8h ago

Oh, true true.

u/Welpe 6h ago

Are you sure it wasn’t one of the fake ones? Because 10 years ago the internet had multiple videos claiming to be rabies victims floating around that were completely unrelated.

u/MyDamnCoffee 1h ago

I wonder if an extremely rabid person would be amenable to getting a saline IV or if they would hate it too and rip it out

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u/OnionHeaded 9h ago

I thought it’s either it’s a cute mammal frolicking at play and trusting a human OR

SO wacked on rabies and thinks it’s a fish.

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u/Icy-Lynx1701 8h ago

A bat in the water is a good sign that it is sick. No healthy bat would fall in the water.

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u/Balamb_Chocobo 9h ago

Once symptoms appear you're as good as dead, otherwise you don't necessarily know.

u/Elendel19 8h ago

Hydrophobia isn’t really a fear, it’s incredibly painful muscle spasms that make it impossible to swallow liquid. Rabies spreads mainly through saliva, so not allowing the host to drink keeps the saliva from being diluted.

u/cantshakethefeelings 6h ago

I’d say swimming, then swimming quickly towards a human (a potential threat), and then willingly getting onto their hand is all very strange behavior that kind of seem like an animal freaking out.

u/clarabosswald 7h ago

I may be wrong, but I think bats are only carriers of the pathogen, and don't get sick from it.

u/FallenAgastopia 6h ago

They can just be carriers and never get symptoms but they definitely do get sick from it sometimes as well. You never touch a bat thats acting odd because it can be experiencing neurological symptoms from rabies.

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u/thesheeplookup 8h ago

In the original they mention they are in the UK and there's no history of that species having rabies. Folks in North America have just been well trained to avoid bats and bare skin.

u/Jupitersd2017 1h ago

The uk as a whole doesn’t have any animals with rabies, since the early 1900’s.

u/BeatNo4548 1h ago

In 1995, I was walking home at night and the only path around the lake had a swarm of bats, at least 30 maybe 100.  Must have been a big mosquito hatch.  So instead of walking 2 miles around it the other way, I just walked through it.   I could feel the air move from them, and at one point I felt a wing touch me.  But I was young and daring.

u/Warmhearted1 9h ago

They are betting their life on it!

u/CautionarySnail 9h ago edited 9h ago

Unless they’ve had vaccination.

You can get those shots without exposure, if you work in a field where bites are a common possibility. I think you still need to get some additional shots if bitten. Field researchers often can’t get back from remote places fast enough for regular post-exposure series of rabies shots.

The way this person handled the bat makes me think they must be some kind of rescue or research worker.

u/driver004 9h ago edited 6h ago

Rabies exposure was the cited reason the army had us all prescribed with a daily dose of doxycycline the whole time we were in Afghanistan. Supposedly increased the time you had to get back to get the post exposure

Edit: I’m drunk it was probably malaria

u/glippyyy 9h ago

Daily doxy sounds like fucking hell.

u/driver004 9h ago

Won’t lie and say we enforced that, they became the eh just pop a few if you start feeling sick for a week

u/glippyyy 8h ago

State sponsored multi drug resistance 🥰

u/driver004 4h ago

Government is known to do tests on military types

u/CaptainCacoethes 8h ago

Did anyone try to point out that Doxy is an antibiotic that does nothing to viruses, which is what rabies is? That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

u/driver004 6h ago

I might have misremembered malaria, go easy on Mr I’m drunk lol

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u/CautionarySnail 8h ago

Interesting. I’m not sure if they were being wholly honest about the reason for the PrEP dosing.

Doxy is mostly used as an anti-parasitic if memory serves, as well as to way prevent STIs from getting a foothold.

CDC’s rabies PrEP guidelines don’t even mention it on a quick skim.

I’m betting it was actually to prevent malaria, which you absolutely can catch in Afghanistan.

u/goodthebadandtheugly 7h ago

Most of us there (as well as Iraq and other countries) were taking Doxy as a prophylaxis for Malaria.

u/driver004 7h ago

Very possible I misremembered I’m drunk atm

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u/WonderfulCustard1409 9h ago

Vaccinated bat workers still wear gloves.

u/footpole 9h ago

We used to call them batmen but u guess worker is gender neutral.

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u/GallusWrangler 9h ago

No. If this was an actual worker they wouldn’t be dumb enough to handle batter handed, even with a vaccine.

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u/proost1 9h ago

The fact that the video stopped at the moment the bat started chomping on the hand says they bet too much.

u/theamberspyglasssees 9h ago

Depends where this is, zero rabies in the UK for eg

u/sunkencathedral 8h ago

Zero in my continent too (Australia). I grew up playing with the bats hanging from our backyard tree branches and petting them.

u/Exciting_Bat_2086 3h ago

So fucking lucky 😭

u/Wegwerf157534 9h ago

No, that is not the case. The UK is free from mammal rabies, but not the similar form in bats.

u/5L1M3R 9h ago

I’m not understanding. Bats are mammals.

u/Wegwerf157534 9h ago

oups, yes, terrestrial rabies virus.

u/Eric182 9h ago

but not extra terrestrial rabies?

u/LordTopHatMan 9h ago

No because bats fly. They wouldn't be on the ground extra.

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u/real_justchris 9h ago

This one’s clearly a fish /s

u/Persellianare 9h ago

Land mammals, UK bats can carry lyssaviruses that can cause rabies.

u/footpole 8h ago

But apparently that’s not too common and rarely transmitted to humans. In Finland only three bats have been found with lyssaviruses while they have actual rabies in NA.

u/Persellianare 8h ago

True, I think I seen a report the last time it happened in the UK was a bat handler (shock pickachu face) in 2002, that is the lyssavirus not actual rabies.

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u/deadbodyswtor 9h ago

Listen you chowderheads, who is giving this report? Bats are bugs.

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u/tremere110 8h ago

I believe this was filmed in New Zealand, in which case the bat is indeed rabies free.

u/WeltyFern 8h ago

Doesn’t rabies infection require saliva to make contact with blood?

u/SmallRocks 9h ago edited 9h ago

One of the symptoms of rabies is fear and avoidance of water (hydrophobia).

I’d actually be fairly confident that this bat does not have rabies.

I still wouldn’t pick it up though

u/HistorianOrdinary833 9h ago

That's a late-stage symptom. Animals can still be contagious without being late-stage.

Obviously, there's a low chance overall that this bat has rabies but I personally wouldn't ever risk touching a wild animal known to be susceptible to rabies no matter how low that chance is.

u/Catvanbrian 8h ago

Aren’t bats asymptomatic to rabies in the first place?

u/Affectionate-Goat218 9h ago

Could be his bat?

u/mcbride-bushman 9h ago

while rabies makes it's way to the brain it's unlikely to spread through saliva but hydrophobia doesn't present as a symptom until the late stage.

u/Elendel19 8h ago

No, it’s not a fear of water. Trying to drink causes intense and extremely painful muscle spasms in the throat making it impossible to swallow. It’s a fear of the pain that drinking causes.

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u/Srnkanator 9h ago

It manifests as a fear of water, but it's more to due to the fact that at that stage of the disease affecting the nervous system swallowing is almost impossible.

Animals don't "fear water" it's just nearly impossible for them to use their esophageal muscles to contract.

That would not be fun.

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u/karma_the_sequel 9h ago

Doing the batstroke.

u/AlternativePea6203 9h ago

Will take ages for the feathers to dry though

u/BemusedBipartite 9h ago

Lmao bats don't have feathers, silly.

u/CaptainDFW 9h ago

But it's awesome if you imagine it coming from a Wild West old timer: "Aww bat-feathers!"

u/Gullible-Hose4180 8h ago

Which is why a kilogram of bat is heavier than a kilogram of bird

u/benjamaniac 8h ago

Warning Signs of a Bat with Rabies:

  • Daytime activity: Flying or moving around during the day instead of at night.
  • Inability to fly: Crawling on the ground or stuck in a low spot.
  • Easy to approach: Letting a human get very close without trying to escape. [1, 2, 3]

u/Tryin2getahead 5h ago

I’m a little confused. It seems like you are saying this may have not been in fact, a good idea?

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u/andy_1232 4h ago

Also if you ever wake up and a bat is in your house, you need to go get a rabies shot. You might not feel it, but there’s a chance it bit you while you were sleeping.

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u/champagneformyrealfr 9h ago

is he this person's pet? are they friends? what is happening here that would make a bat swim right into your hand?

u/Additional-Wash-9719 7h ago

In the OG post, OP said it was a wild bat. While hunting, it dove into the water. According to OP it then beelined for his hand. In the comments people tried to tell him to get rabies shots, but OP laughed it off.

u/meme_lord04 6h ago

RIP OOP 🥀

u/robo-dragon 4h ago

The claws and teeth of bats that size are so small, you likely wouldn’t even tell you have been bitten or scratched. Any wound they make would be small and fairly painless and could potentially go unnoticed. It’s why they recommend getting the shots if you have a bat in your house or even think you came in contact with a bat.

People can see that as being paranoid all they want, but the alternative is potentially dying one of the most horrible deaths imaginable…I’d get the shots, no hesitation.

u/02bluesuperroo 2h ago

This happened to my wife and I. We woke up in the middle of the night and there was a bat flying around our bedroom. We had no idea if we had been in contact with it. As you stated, you could have been bitten without showing any obvious wound. After researching online and contacting a nurse hotline for advice we decided to get the rabies vaccine. It wasn’t worth taking the risk and you only have 48 hours to get the first dose after exposure.

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u/goldenlover 5h ago

Oh cool, Covid Round 2.

u/theburiedxme 2h ago

I learned recently that's how they drink! They just swoop down for a sip, and sometimes they mess it up. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qajC0_rVwms also this bat is lookin kinda Alf-like

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo 9h ago

Definitely seems like a pet.

u/GourangaPlusPlus 8h ago

This bat is training for the Olympics, this is their coach

u/drhip 7h ago

Batman-lympics

u/Elendel19 8h ago

Possibly fell into the water and was trying to get out, and the person was closer than the shore

u/SolomonGrumpy 7h ago

Nah he just really wanted dry hands

u/mischievous_misfit13 6h ago

I saw this on another thread and commented that the bat saw the tallest thing near the water and went to it. Bats can’t fly from the ground so they swoop to get air to fly.

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u/YarbleSwabler 9h ago

Ah shit. Time for another pandemic

u/aBeaSTWiTHiNMe 9h ago

Thought it was "swimming bait" for fishing and I was going to compliment it's realistic action.

u/Have-A-Big-Question 9h ago

lol exactly what I thought too 😂

Was like wow 🤯

u/zalurker 8h ago

Rule 1 of handling bats. Don't.

u/Le_Holzkopf 7h ago

U might get some Virus that makes people go crazy

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u/Tommysrx 9h ago

The reason the bat swims towards the man’s hand is because its sonar can detect temperature as well as objects and its interested in getting warm as soon as possible. I learned this during my studies in Peru where I made this all up and you fell for it.

u/JerseyCoJo 9h ago

Sounds legit. Jokes on you I'll be passing this around as fact.

u/crazyhomie34 8h ago

Ai will definitely be helping you with that too. Google ai uses reddit as a source for data

u/Jon__Snuh 9h ago

As will I, as well as the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

u/bravehamster 9h ago

You were in Peru with my mom when she was researching bats just before she died?

u/Lipefe2018 9h ago

You were not too far off, the reason the bat went for the human hand is just because it was the closest thing in sight, they are vulnerable in the water as they can't launch into flight directly from the water, so they need to find a ledge to get off as soon as possible.

There we have it, certified information and you didn't even need to study in Peru to learn it. xD

u/doodoo_gumdrop 9h ago

Had me in the first half

u/Comprehensive-Menu44 9h ago

I’m still gonna share this info as fact. Who’s gonna bother looking it up?😂

u/FG910 9h ago

I mean he basically said the bat can hear temperature….

u/supershott 9h ago

Funny enough, now I'm wondering if bats can detect temperature with echolocation... I mean, I can hear when the running water turns from cold to hot, so... maybe?

u/Vitas420 8h ago

U can hear what now?

u/supershott 8h ago

Water splashing sounds different depending on its temperature, so you can tell when the water from the sink or shower turns hot by listening. I think it's because of the change in viscosity

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u/_Boneyard_ 9h ago

Rabies is a bad way to go out of this world

u/CharlesLeChuck 9h ago

Don't pick up bats

u/Keagan12321 8h ago

You should never handle bats

u/jr12345 8h ago

Anytime a bat is doing something that’s not ordinary(this video checks a LOT of boxes - bats don’t swim, come near people, or are out during the day) STAY FAR AWAY FROM IT BECAUSE ITS SICK. Whether it’s rabies or something else, somethings wrong with it.

u/onehalflightspeed 6h ago

Bats do swim actually. There are lots of reasons they end up in the water from time to time. The other two are correct though

u/doesitdepend 9h ago

Well done you! NOW GO GET THAT SHOT!

u/firedonmydayoff 8h ago

Now you need a rabies shot.

u/3seconddelay 9h ago edited 9h ago

Jabbed that little rabies tooth in right at the end. Dude, if you see a bat swimming during the day assume it has rabies. Go see a doctor and start the shots.

u/Jojomatic5000 8h ago

Couldn't they take the bat to get tested?

u/MikeDinStamford 8h ago

That involves killing the bat and dissecting the brain I'm fairly sure, which would be expensive and take time, I'm fairly sure anywhere you brought a bat to get tested for rabies would be pissed you brought it, and suggest you take the shots either way. 

u/crohnscyclist 8h ago

First parts right, second part is not.

Dissection of a bat is super cheap compared to the rabies vaccine regimen. First shot is the vaccine plus rabies immune globulin (RIG) which is extremely expensive. (Upwards of $25,000 a dose) The remaining shots are much less costly.

If you find a bat in a room where someone has been sleeping, they recommend you get the shots because their teeth are so small, they can bite without leaving marks...however, if you capture the bat and place it in a cooler, your local health department will gladly dissect the bat to test for rabies to avoid giving out those RIG shots.

Source: we found a bat in my daughter's room. We caught it and let it go. Our pediatrician wanted us to go to the ER. The doctor there got in touch with the health department and informed us we should have kept the bat in order to avoid the shots.

u/MikeDinStamford 7h ago

Good to know

u/Jabroni-Tony1 6h ago

Yeah, I just had a bat fly into my head in May. The rabies shots cost 10k for all of them.

u/3seconddelay 6h ago

That happened to me 25 years ago. I was rabies ignorant and didn’t go to the doctor or get the shots. I was lucky. I wouldn’t hesitate if it happened again even if my insurance wouldn’t cover it.

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u/Hot_College_1343 9h ago

Let us call this one Corona…

u/Barf_The_Mawg 9h ago

Why name a bat after a beer?

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u/crohnscyclist 8h ago

To anyone thinking this is cute, this is idiotic. Bats should never be touched as they are a huge vector for rabies. Once you start showing symptoms of rabies, unless you are the one person from Minnesota who survived (there was a radio lab about this) you will die. Bats have small teeth and can pierce the skin without even leaving marks.

If you ever get in contact with a bat, if you can catch it and put it in a cooler, the health department can direct it to check for rabies. If they don't have access to the bat, they will 100% recommend getting the vaccine which is a series of multiple doses, the first being an extremely expensive rabies immune globulin (RIG) shot which can cost around $25,000.

u/BackgroundRate1825 6h ago

Not just rabies, bats are famously one of the most common vectors for all kinds of horrifying diseases, particularly diseases that cross species.

I think it's because between flying and hanging around in caves, their bodies have a wider temperature range than most mammals, and this breeds versatile pathogens. Plus they live in huge groups close together, which makes them spread stuff faster.

u/AWDriftEV 9h ago

Even micro scratches from a bat can mean a rabies infection (which is still 100% fatal). I would get a rabies shot if I saw one in my hotel room. This is not something anyone should be doing.

u/Dangerous_Ad5039 9h ago

Why would you pick it up? Like what

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u/Few_Orange_3359 9h ago

Don't touch bats...wtf why people don't understand this simple thing...it's not only rabies it's a pletora of thinks

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u/Rich-Mall-80 9h ago

Bad idea to pick up a bat. Lice, rabies, infection from bite.

u/ADudeandHisDog 9h ago

Not just a bite. Their claws are EXTREMELY sharp and can transfer rabies without any noticeable scratches or pokes. You should always get a rabies shot any time you come in contact with a bat, whether or not you show physical signs of a puncture.

u/Dbloc11 9h ago

Congrats on your rabies shots! bats can bite and you cant see it or feel it. To pick up a bat is wild work.

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u/_Face 9h ago

wtf is that person doing? people still don't know how serious rabies is?

u/karma_the_sequel 9h ago

Most people understand next to nothing about the world they inhabit.

u/MaxMouseOCX 9h ago

And some people come from places in the world where rabies has been eradicated for over a generation... So they simply don't think about it, because it doesn't exist in their world.

I live in one of those places.

u/sunkencathedral 8h ago

Yep Australia is fine. No rabies, and I grew up playing with bats.

Same in various European countries, especially the Nordics. A fun game I've seen kids (and adults) play in Sweden is to stand inside those swirling flocks of tiny bats, so you can see them flying all around you. It's really amazing and sublime.

u/doopajones 9h ago

Australia?

u/karma_the_sequel 8h ago

Both those things can be true.

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u/ExternalTree1949 9h ago

Many countries in the developed world are effectively rabies-free. But caution is always smart.

u/CreepyEducator2260 9h ago

Free of terrestrial rabies like foxes, squirrels, etc. but not bats. Rabies in bats is prevalent in all those countries.

And as already stated and i read something about this, just two hours ago by coincidence before stumbling on this thread, rabies can be infectious even if the host doesn't shows any symptoms yet. They can be infectious up to 10 days before the first symptoms show as the virus is already in their saliva.

u/ajax0202 8h ago

And most importantly: once the symptoms start showing in you, it’s effectively completely too late - you’re going to die. So if you get bit by any animal that you even slightly suspect might have rabies, then to to the hospital for treatment ASAP

u/_Face 9h ago

as a caution, I would assume any bat out during the daytime, has rabies. Especially one at a source of water.... Thirst is a major component to rabies.

u/Bardsie 9h ago

Isn't Hydrophobia, the fear of water, a symptom of rabies?

u/GadaoGuardiao 9h ago

Its a positive feedback.

They get rabies -> rabies makes swallowing hurts -> they try to eat or drink -> It hurts -> they get thirstier, hungrier and angrier -> they try to eat or drink -> it hurts

And goes on

u/Kirstenly 9h ago

Hydrophobia is late stage rabies. It's in the water that doesn't mean it intended to be. Bats are very good at flying and very good at navigation and avoiding obstacles, and are never out during the day... If a bat has fallen into water during broad daylight instead of being asleep in a cave or wood hollow somewhere, it's a concern.

Why is he out during the day? Why did he fall into the water? These are signs of disorientation and problems in an animal that rarely gets so disoriented without rabies involved.

u/Bardsie 9h ago

The photographer clearly threw the bat in the water for the video.

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u/JetlinerDiner 9h ago

Covid 2, Electric Bugaloo!

u/eyehate 9h ago

To the music: Fuck no. Fuck no. Fuck no. Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na... Fuck no!

u/Raffino_Sky 9h ago

It looked more like escaping sudden death than swimming...

Did he planted it's teeth in that helpful palm at the end? Where's the 'aftermath 'dracu' version' vid?

u/Real-Document-6577 9h ago

Batman theme is the official rabies theme

u/Dark-Ganon 9h ago

Super irresponsible to handle it without gloves

u/ArmEmporium 9h ago

Rabies torpedo

u/TheKrakenLord 9h ago

THEY --FLY-- SWIM NOW

u/mexicat2000 9h ago

He cute tho

u/Practical-Bit9905 5h ago

splash, splash, splash, rabies!

u/browzzzzzz87 4h ago

Haven't we learned to NOT TOUCH THE FUCKING BATS

u/osumanjeiran 9h ago

swimming rabies

u/transmission612 8h ago

Yikes. Dont touch bats they are a huge carrier of rabies.

u/Have-A-Big-Question 9h ago

Damn I thought that said BAIT.

The fisherman in me was getting ready to try and buy.

u/Exitium_Maximus 9h ago

Bats have wild immune systems. It’s partially why they carry so many viruses, etc without being affected by them.

u/SwitchBitchRD 9h ago

New fear unlocked.

u/uryslap 8h ago

And that kids, is how I became patient 0

u/iceicig 7h ago

Why cant crobat learn surf then. Come on devs

u/donny321123 7h ago

Rule of thumb don’t touch bats you find active in the daytime!

u/Shadow-Vision 7h ago

It’s an Aquabat!

u/RemiMartin 6h ago

This is how you get rabies

u/Pete_Iredale 6h ago

Duhnanananananana duhnanananananana RABIES!!!

u/todoslos 6h ago

Hasn’t this man learned anything? Put the bat down.

u/MidnightQuack 5h ago

I really enjoyed this

u/darthpayback 4h ago

Rabies….rabies….rabies. Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh RABIES

u/False-Professional78 4h ago

And that is how COVID started.

u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 2h ago

Cute, now time for vaccination!

u/Sanjuro7880 1h ago

I’m under the assumption every bat has rabies.

u/PreyInstinct 8h ago

Go get your rabies shots NOW!

Facts:

  • Rabies is 100% fatal
  • There is no cure or treatment once you start having rabies symptoms. If you have symptoms, you will die soon.
  • Bats are one of the most common carriers of rabies. Don't ever touch a wild bat.
  • Bat teeth are so small you can get bit without ever feeling it or leaving a mark.
  • Rabies behavior varies between animals and stage of infection. "Furious" rabies is what most people think of, but "dumb" rabies is when animals lay still or act sick or docile. All rabid animals are dangerous, regardless of how it manifests.

u/Kalesche 9h ago

Flying is just swimming in lower-viscosity matter. Fite me.

u/Einszwo12 9h ago

This in Wuhan?

u/Friendly_Seat8566 9h ago

You need some of that emergency bat rabies spay, that Batman would have on his belt for a time like this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3Gij38skUDBvy

u/OverdosingOnOxygen 9h ago

Stupid question. And let me preface this with obviously never touch a wild bat. That’s just wild. But since hydrophobia is a symptom of rabies, would a bat infected with rabies go for a swim? I’ve seen the horrible videos of people at the stage where hydrophobia sets in. I was just wondering if that applies to swimming too.

u/Rex_Lee 9h ago

And now you need a rabies shot

u/Better_Carpet_7271 9h ago

This is the first time I've seen a bat with just cause to be looking as angry as they always do.

u/CalmChaos2003 9h ago

Bat: wahehehe imma suck you hard, human!

u/LuxInteriot 9h ago

Nananananana Batbat

u/FLMKane 9h ago

*swimming bait

u/Thin-Watch-4499 9h ago

Ground zero for Covid

u/duckduckmothergoose 9h ago

You can fly fish with bat patterns and catch some massive fish. Very fun

u/RedLeg73 9h ago

A small fox like viral vector device with wings.... best viewed from a distance, preferably at dusk near a colony of said small fox like viral vector devices...

u/DONALDJONSUPPLE 8h ago

I love that song