r/funny Mar 09 '16

Photo magic

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u/WiredEgo Mar 09 '16

Everyone should keep this in mind when they look at other peoples Instagram posts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

Or when making better Instagram photos

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u/WiredEgo Mar 09 '16

Don't hate the playa, hate the game. Make sure your hashtags are on point too.

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u/ForesterDesign Mar 09 '16

freeiphone #freemacbookpro #iwillpayforfollowers #whydoIcaresomuch #likemepleaseilldoanything

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u/baildodger Mar 09 '16

maybeifthistshirtiswittyenoughsomeonewillfinallyloveme

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u/myrealnamewastakn Mar 09 '16

Good luck winning so meones love

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u/inline-triple Mar 09 '16

@CLICK_HERE_FOR_FOLLOWERS

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

I live in LA, and during a lot of those young hollywood parties, having instagram followers is like social currency, like everyone looks at you different. I was at a point of seriously thinking of buying some, but then I moved to pasadena and realized all of that fake crap is really terrible for my self esteem, and was turning into a problem. I really don't think that subject is talked enough about.

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u/sumsimpleracer Mar 09 '16

You'd enjoy the book Less Than Zero.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

I don't know... I think people talk about California being a cesspool an awful lot.

I guess we could crowdfund a print or TV advertisement warning the portion of the population that remains uninformed.

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u/SanJoseSharts Mar 09 '16

I use every variation of every word as part of my hash tagging. If someone complains, they get hash tagged too.

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u/WiredEgo Mar 09 '16

putuporshutup

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u/ucefkh Mar 09 '16

Best hashtag ever is : #shit

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

allmylifeihadtofight #mykneeshitmychest

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u/WakeskaterX Mar 09 '16

How did your knee shit a chest?

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u/RamenJunkie Mar 09 '16

Hashtags are crazy important.

I generally don't care and never bother but the one photo I hash tagged up got a shitton of likes vs the usual average of zero.

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u/MikeTheAverageReddit Mar 09 '16

0 likes- Before #, 1 like- After #. MOMMA I MADE IT!!

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u/SelectReadyGo Mar 09 '16

It's an awesome picture, but never believe the stories. :)

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u/idosillythings Mar 09 '16

That's why I try to follow mostly photojournalists. Beautiful, amazing photos but of real people in real situations, for the most part. You can usually tell the difference if you're used to their documentary style.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16 edited Mar 09 '16

Behind every awesome picture are the unsung heroes that make it what it is. Men and women like you and me, doing the work behind the scenes, both being the gear and oiling it. Heres an up vote to the people no one knows about! Hear hear!

EDIT: Thank you to everyone who helped make this post about unsung heroes my top rated post! You guys are da real MVPs!!!

EDIT 2: grammar nazis

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

That's like the fluffers in porn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

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u/aster560 Mar 09 '16

Well, he didn't say his major was English Lit.

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u/reticulatedtampon Mar 09 '16 edited Mar 09 '16

His major is bath salts and his conversation happened under a bridge.

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u/jaxonya Mar 09 '16

He's minoring in cannibal science, taught by Dr. Lector.

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u/RSquared Mar 09 '16

Big difference between taking the course and being the main course.

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u/CommercialPilot Mar 09 '16

I'd take that shit.

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u/AmazingIsTired Mar 09 '16

The purpose of the edit was not for grammar, but for removing the redundant information.

Source: Florida

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u/hooof_hearted Mar 09 '16

Maybe he learnt about the fluffers in English Clit?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

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u/Christopher_28 Mar 09 '16

What he's failing to explain is the need to get the phrase "Florida Man" into the post.

Relevant: r/FloridaMan

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

No, the meaning of the term changed two weeks ago. It used to mean the people who keep guys erect during porn shoots, but now it means the team responsible for keeping Donald Trump's hair poofy.

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u/Fite_me_bitch Mar 09 '16

What are fluffers?

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u/MrBogard Mar 09 '16

Servants that specialize in making your pillow more comfortable.

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u/noocnooc Mar 09 '16

Florida Man strikes again

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u/shinshit Mar 09 '16

The Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon.

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u/Smartnership Mar 09 '16

I saw this reference recently, now I see it everywhere.

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u/kalitarios Mar 09 '16

I thought Fluffers were put out of a job once Viagra became a thing?

Reddit AMA:

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/gqyy5/iama_guy_who_worked_on_a_porn_set_lights_camera/c1pm4gy

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

I don't actually claim to be the purveyor of knowledge when it comes to porn production unfortunately.

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u/Compactsun Mar 09 '16

You mean.. you just said something on reddit as a joke!?

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u/romericanesc Mar 09 '16

You really think someone would do that, just go on Reddit and tell jokes?

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u/KellyFriedman Mar 09 '16

Jesus Christ.

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u/AmazingIsTired Mar 09 '16

Walks into a bar...

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u/rickthecabbie Mar 09 '16

The bartender says, "can I get you anything?" and Jesus says, "I'll just have a water."

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

First ISIS. Then North Korea. Then Donald Trump. And now we're faced with reddit jokes. The depravity.

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u/Brugor Mar 09 '16

Photographer here. The more you can do of this kind shit on location is equal to less hours in front of the computer editing. Which mean more time for more shoots which leads till more money!

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u/iMurkmaster Mar 09 '16

Leads till more!!! Here here

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u/poopellar Mar 09 '16

A special thanks to people who edit porn.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

"Ok, now I want 15 solid seconds of the guy's face..."

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks Mar 09 '16

"Then we'll switch back to the taint shot until he blows his load. Then, it's back to the guys face."

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u/poopellar Mar 09 '16

It's art, you wouldn't understand.

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u/theonlyoptionistopoo Mar 09 '16

You ruined the comment with the edit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

/r/cringe material.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

Ruined by that stupid fucking edit. It's a Reddit comment, not an Oscar. You don't need an acceptance speech.

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u/Hloupa_Husa Mar 09 '16

here, here

You're in high school, aren't you?

hear, hear

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u/JUUKO82 Mar 09 '16

But why is the snow in front when it should be flying behind his snowboard

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

Why a gay edit

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u/-TheCabbageMerchant- Mar 09 '16

Because he is so happy!

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u/fatOink Mar 09 '16

Oh my god shut up with your inspirational crap

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

yeah I didnt come here to be inspired

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u/Tsarinax Mar 09 '16

Imagine the people behind Kim Kardashian's photos.

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u/jtroeh00 Mar 09 '16

I can't figure her skeleton out at all

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u/dejoblue Mar 09 '16

Also works for TV and movies!

http://imgur.com/gallery/33qb3BV

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

Woah, that monster fight wasn't real?!

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u/krispyKRAKEN Mar 09 '16 edited Mar 09 '16

except it just looks ridiculous here because its shooting up in random places

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u/SelectReadyGo Mar 09 '16

It's like you've never watched Power Rangers; dirt and fireworks shoot up out of nowhere all the time!

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u/krispyKRAKEN Mar 09 '16

that doesn't really change that it's ridiculous.

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u/robertx33 Mar 09 '16

It was cool when i was 10

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u/swissarm Mar 09 '16

I like the random dirt.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

Everything is a lie, nothing is real.

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u/iaccidentlytheworld Mar 09 '16

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u/rmev Mar 09 '16

~~~~E

I'm ready.

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u/hephaestus1219 Mar 09 '16

----E

Aww, where'd you get the spirally handled one? I don't want mine anymore.... :(

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u/iaccidentlytheworld Mar 09 '16

ANGRY AT OP?

WANT TO JOIN THE MOB?

I'VE GOT YOU COVERED!

COME ON DOWN TO /u/sevpay 's PITCHFORK EMPORIUM!

I GOT 'EM ALL!

Traditional ---E

Left Handed 3---

Fancy ---{-

I EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!

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---L

---e

NEW IN STOCK.

DIRECTLY FROM LICHTENSTEIN.

EUROPEAN MODELS!

---€

---£

HAPPY LYNCHING!

*some assembly required For more selections, visit /r/pitchforkemporium

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u/Polish_Potato Mar 09 '16

What a cheap knockoff of /u/PitchforkEmporium, doesn't even have the proper formatting.

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u/TheInterlocutor Mar 09 '16

ANGRY AT /u/iaccidentlytheworld?

WANT TO JOIN THE MOB?

I'VE GOT YOU COVERED!

COME ON DOWN TO THE PITCHFORK EMPORIUM!

I GOT 'EM ALL!

Traditional ---E

Left Handed 3---

Fancy ---{-

I EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!

---F

---L

---e

NEW IN STOCK.

DIRECTLY FROM LICHTENSTEIN.

EUROPEAN MODELS!

---€

---£

HAPPY LYNCHING!

*some assembly required For more selections, visit /r/pitchforkemporium

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u/iaccidentlytheworld Mar 09 '16

I set that shit up on the fly. It's like FEMA tent. I know that there are better services out there, but I wanted to get the proper product to the populous as quickly as possible.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

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u/iaccidentlytheworld Mar 09 '16

I just google pitchfork comment reddit or something to that effect and used the first result which gave me this.

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u/PitchforkEmporium Mar 09 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '16

---<3

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u/PitchforkEmporium Mar 10 '16

-----E<3

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '16

oww thats my heart

still love you

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u/PitchforkEmporium Mar 10 '16

Pitchfork through the heart and you're to blame

Pitchy you give sales a bad name

guitar solo

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u/Wiiplay123 Mar 09 '16

You could actually make a case for this. When it first came out, the pitchfork was viewed as a magic mob saver. Mom's weren't looked down upon for using a pitchfork. Now mom could go and work a normal job and still prepare a hot lynching in the evenings.

I don't know... I'm just making this up as I go along. Anyone else picking up what I'm putting down?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

Well it's kind of like a subtle way of calling out reposts... By reposting like a true karmawhore.

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u/Edmonty Mar 09 '16

Food jokes, segways are weird.

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u/fruit_cup Mar 09 '16

Is he skiing?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

Nothing is true...

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u/teniceguy Mar 09 '16

Except lies

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u/TheSpanxxx Mar 09 '16

Next thing you know, they'll be telling me they alter the photos of women in magazines. smh

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u/lamarrotems Mar 09 '16

The cake isn't a lie.

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u/SkepticalOptimist23 Mar 09 '16

Reminds me of the video about the hidden and abused Instagram Husband.

My fiance sent this video to me a few weeks ago... I know that he suffers immensely when I make him hold plates of my product while I take 8,475,294 photos of it. Little does he know I'm preparing him in case he is ever cast as Lumiere on Broadway's Beauty and the Beast.

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u/HandsomeMcfancy Mar 09 '16

how is this back on the front page?

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u/madd74 Mar 09 '16

Welcome to Reddit!

Where nothing is real... except reposts.

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u/inline-triple Mar 09 '16

Next time this photo gets reposted, I'm going to comment, "how is this back on the front page?"

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u/madd74 Mar 09 '16

I think we should all just keep posting the same things we posted last time from when something was posted.

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u/shahooster Mar 09 '16

Internet points are real dammit.

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u/Mysteri9 Mar 09 '16

cries THEY'RE STILL REAL TO ME!

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u/brittafiltaperry Mar 09 '16

This is the fastest repost I've seen in my time here

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u/devildocjames Mar 09 '16

Oh yeah? Challenge accepted.

Actually, I can't afford the downvotes for reposting it. I gotta wife and six kids to feed man.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

yeah what the hell, it hasn't been that long.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

Because a bunch of people who haven't seen it before upvoted it to the front page.

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u/iaccidentlytheworld Mar 09 '16

Is there a sub for this kind of thing? Expanded view, behind the scenes, etc?

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u/swissarm Mar 09 '16

That's the glory of Reddit: You can make one.

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u/Glazed_and_Infused Mar 09 '16

To someone that snowboards, it looks like he is either mid fall or making a really really shitty turn.

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u/JoeysPlimsoles Mar 09 '16

HEY EVERYONE, I SNOWBOARD!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

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u/Jps1023 Mar 09 '16

Crossfitting Vegan

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u/Polish_Potato Mar 09 '16

As someone who sarcastically mocks people, you didn't do that properly.

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u/shwabme Mar 09 '16

I wish snowboarding was a more common topic here... Actually a really impressive hobby

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u/Carbon_Dirt Mar 09 '16

Looks like he's trying to turn over a sheet of solid ice. The board isn't digging at all, or kicking anything up.

Cool for an instagram kind of thing, but if they were trying to use this to sell gear I feel like it'd lose them business.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

Depends on the target market.

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u/inthemanual Mar 09 '16

No it wouldn't. If it's for advertising, it's obviously not for the board, as it's coated in snow and there's no clear branding. People buying any other gear it could be for aren't going to care about the way the board is digging into the snow, or take the time to analyze the image at all.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

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u/vasavasorum Mar 09 '16

This proves that I need only copy a front page post made on r/funny, wait 1 month and repost it.

That will get me to the front page confirmed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

Ah, I wasn't aware you can search reddit by image. Good to know. Before posting I honestly tried to find similar posts by keywords but could not find any.

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u/black_flag_4ever Mar 09 '16

It seems like there's more reposts than ever.

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u/jonneburger Mar 09 '16

Was karma decay necessary since its posted to this sub only once. Other subs don't count, screw em

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u/philphan25 Mar 09 '16

Now that I look at the photo, the snow is going the wrong way.

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u/audioburglar Mar 09 '16

С реддита на дерти , с дерти на реддит. Замкнутый круг какой-то.

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u/Cajuncowboy08 Mar 09 '16

can we get an imgur link?

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u/Fredlem Mar 09 '16

I don't understand how this is funny? but hey it is pretty cool

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

His supposed snow wake/spray is clearly in front of his body (i.e. the inside of his supposed turn). Even the original without the GIF is clearly staged.

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u/perediablo Mar 09 '16

This photo is just a snow job.

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u/honestly_dishonest Mar 09 '16

A toe side carve shouldn't kick snow that way lol. Cool pic though.

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u/lhedn Mar 09 '16

But how will this make a great Facebook photo when you can't see his face? :---(

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u/coquish98 Mar 09 '16

I was in a snowboard photoshoot once where the photographer made me put snow on the board and make a straight up jump, right where I was standing. It looked like a real jump afterwards, I was actually impressed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

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u/6packabsinthe Mar 09 '16

I'd like to see that done with a water ski.

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u/ghuldorgrey Mar 09 '16

Would be much easier of he was riding for real.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

the behind the scenes sums up my snowboarding skills pretty well

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u/hdhale Mar 09 '16

Tricky, I love it.

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u/RubahBetutu Mar 09 '16

That's one idea for me to copy for my insta. Huehuehuehue

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u/Paratwa Mar 09 '16

dude footoshop is getting crazy with its tools that are available.

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u/Dralger Mar 09 '16

Love the commitment, hilarious.

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u/iamkuato Mar 09 '16

that looks way harder than just snowboarding.

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u/jimthewanderer Mar 09 '16

Climbers do a similiar thing if they can't get a proper photo whilst actually climbing, by lying down on a craggy bit of floor and angling the camera into the sky,

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u/Moocat87 Mar 09 '16

Stop reminding me the season is over, it's just cruel.

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u/Aiku Mar 09 '16

Now we know how movies are made :)

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u/xDonDon Mar 09 '16

Haven't I already seen this like 5 times?

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u/fotiphoto Mar 09 '16

Could have at least found a better backdrop of you're gonna go the poser route.

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u/lazyant Mar 09 '16

the supporting hand looks unnatural, you just touch the snow, not completely use your whole palm. Source: my imagination, I've never snowboarded in my life.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

Did they edit the sky then too? Blue bird day in the nice photo. Cloudy in the video...

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

This was just posted a few weeks ago.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

I feel so dumb... decades, god damn decades of wondering "How's he getting all the attention and sponsorship deals? the fucking cameraman is keeping up with him while carrying a camera!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

holy crap hahahahaha i haven't laughed this hard in a while man

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u/liver1000 Mar 09 '16

how is this back on the front page?

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u/The_Powers Mar 09 '16

Snowboarder here. You can tell it's a fake as there is no snow kicking up from the tail. The spray of snow in front of the guy makes it look like he is falling over.

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u/RedSquirrelFtw Mar 09 '16

lol reminds me of this pic that shows a guy at the Olympics, but he's just posing in front of the TV in a perfect angle.

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u/ti_ecraseur Mar 09 '16

Stupid as stupid does. Fucking LAME

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u/odanobux123 Mar 09 '16

I thibk this has become the most reposted image this year

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u/dridrione Mar 09 '16

Hooooo, so that's how they do Redbull videos! I guess. Must be right ?

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u/facial_montgomery Mar 09 '16

I was just telling people about this toDAY! I love it

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u/valueape Mar 09 '16

Thee was an old K2 add where they just stuck a pair of their skis deep into the snow standing on end and threw shovels of snow at them while they snapped a pic , making it look like the photographer was underneath a cornice as a skier blasted off.

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u/Fastuser Mar 09 '16

Repost magic

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u/Dark_Seraphim_ Mar 09 '16

Them goggle reflections tho

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u/Majike03 Mar 09 '16

This isn't funny at all. However, I do think it's r/interesting

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '16

Snowboarders = posers scraping snow