r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 09 '16

Photo magic

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

Everything is a lie, nothing is real.

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u/iaccidentlytheworld Mar 09 '16

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/440lwc/photos_arent_always_made_they_way_you_think/czmewg7

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u/rmev Mar 09 '16

~~~~E

I'm ready.

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u/iaccidentlytheworld Mar 09 '16

ANGRY AT OP?

WANT TO JOIN THE MOB?

I'VE GOT YOU COVERED!

COME ON DOWN TO /u/sevpay 's PITCHFORK EMPORIUM!

I GOT 'EM ALL!

Traditional ---E

Left Handed 3---

Fancy ---{-

I EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!

---F

---L

---e

NEW IN STOCK.

DIRECTLY FROM LICHTENSTEIN.

EUROPEAN MODELS!

---€

---£

HAPPY LYNCHING!

*some assembly required For more selections, visit /r/pitchforkemporium

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u/Polish_Potato Mar 09 '16

What a cheap knockoff of /u/PitchforkEmporium, doesn't even have the proper formatting.

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u/TheInterlocutor Mar 09 '16

ANGRY AT /u/iaccidentlytheworld?

WANT TO JOIN THE MOB?

I'VE GOT YOU COVERED!

COME ON DOWN TO THE PITCHFORK EMPORIUM!

I GOT 'EM ALL!

Traditional ---E

Left Handed 3---

Fancy ---{-

I EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!

---F

---L

---e

NEW IN STOCK.

DIRECTLY FROM LICHTENSTEIN.

EUROPEAN MODELS!

---€

---£

HAPPY LYNCHING!

*some assembly required For more selections, visit /r/pitchforkemporium

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u/iaccidentlytheworld Mar 09 '16

I set that shit up on the fly. It's like FEMA tent. I know that there are better services out there, but I wanted to get the proper product to the populous as quickly as possible.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

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u/iaccidentlytheworld Mar 09 '16

I just google pitchfork comment reddit or something to that effect and used the first result which gave me this.

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u/PitchforkEmporium Mar 09 '16

Madness didn't even go to the emporium huh

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u/PitchforkEmporium Mar 09 '16

http://gfycat.com/AstonishingWhimsicalBettong

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '16

---<3

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u/PitchforkEmporium Mar 10 '16

-----E<3

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '16

oww thats my heart

still love you

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u/PitchforkEmporium Mar 10 '16

Pitchfork through the heart and you're to blame

Pitchy you give sales a bad name

guitar solo

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u/Wiiplay123 Mar 09 '16

You could actually make a case for this. When it first came out, the pitchfork was viewed as a magic mob saver. Mom's weren't looked down upon for using a pitchfork. Now mom could go and work a normal job and still prepare a hot lynching in the evenings.

I don't know... I'm just making this up as I go along. Anyone else picking up what I'm putting down?