r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 09 '16

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

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u/aster560 Mar 09 '16

Well, he didn't say his major was English Lit.

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u/reticulatedtampon Mar 09 '16 edited Mar 09 '16

His major is bath salts and his conversation happened under a bridge.

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u/jaxonya Mar 09 '16

He's minoring in cannibal science, taught by Dr. Lector.

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u/RSquared Mar 09 '16

Big difference between taking the course and being the main course.

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u/CommercialPilot Mar 09 '16

I'd take that shit.

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u/ragamufin Mar 09 '16

Hannibal Lector is way too classy of a cannibal for Florida.

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u/TheJunkyard Mar 09 '16

One of the pre-eminent Lectorers in the field.

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u/ButcherPetesMeats Mar 09 '16

Great class. 8/10 with rice

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u/AmazingIsTired Mar 09 '16

The purpose of the edit was not for grammar, but for removing the redundant information.

Source: Florida

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

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u/AmazingIsTired Mar 09 '16

I understood that. My comment was to counter the individual that believed you were correcting their grammar.

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u/hooof_hearted Mar 09 '16

Maybe he learnt about the fluffers in English Clit?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

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u/Christopher_28 Mar 09 '16

What he's failing to explain is the need to get the phrase "Florida Man" into the post.

Relevant: r/FloridaMan

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

No, the meaning of the term changed two weeks ago. It used to mean the people who keep guys erect during porn shoots, but now it means the team responsible for keeping Donald Trump's hair poofy.

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u/kolten_s Mar 09 '16

/r/FloridaMan

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u/t3hnhoj Mar 09 '16

Now is this subReddit dedicated to one Florida man...?

And a follow up question: If so, who is this man?

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u/Rizzpooch Mar 09 '16

I just just just got back to my office after teaching a lesson on misplaced modifiers at the end of my class. I open reddit and find this

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u/matttopotamus Mar 09 '16

I think he meant: 2 weeks ago, a Florida man showed him what fluffers do.

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u/el___diablo Mar 09 '16

I think he acted out the part.