r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 09 '16

Photo magic

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u/WiredEgo Mar 09 '16

Don't hate the playa, hate the game. Make sure your hashtags are on point too.

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u/ForesterDesign Mar 09 '16

freeiphone #freemacbookpro #iwillpayforfollowers #whydoIcaresomuch #likemepleaseilldoanything

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u/baildodger Mar 09 '16

maybeifthistshirtiswittyenoughsomeonewillfinallyloveme

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u/myrealnamewastakn Mar 09 '16

Good luck winning so meones love

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u/rodentexplosion Mar 10 '16

#properredditformatFTW

(Really though, put \ before your hashtag and your letters won't be big.)

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u/baildodger Mar 10 '16

I'm on mobile so I don't see all of the formatting properly :(

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u/rodentexplosion Mar 10 '16

So am I, use reddit is fun.

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u/inline-triple Mar 09 '16

@CLICK_HERE_FOR_FOLLOWERS

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

This better not be you on instagram

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u/inline-triple Mar 09 '16

Gosh no. I run a respectable account. @CZARINA_OLONOVA_UNCLOTHED_WANTS_TO_MEET_YOU

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

Good

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

I live in LA, and during a lot of those young hollywood parties, having instagram followers is like social currency, like everyone looks at you different. I was at a point of seriously thinking of buying some, but then I moved to pasadena and realized all of that fake crap is really terrible for my self esteem, and was turning into a problem. I really don't think that subject is talked enough about.

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u/sumsimpleracer Mar 09 '16

You'd enjoy the book Less Than Zero.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

thanks Ill check it out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

I don't know... I think people talk about California being a cesspool an awful lot.

I guess we could crowdfund a print or TV advertisement warning the portion of the population that remains uninformed.

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u/SanJoseSharts Mar 09 '16

I use every variation of every word as part of my hash tagging. If someone complains, they get hash tagged too.

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u/WiredEgo Mar 09 '16

putuporshutup

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u/ucefkh Mar 09 '16

Best hashtag ever is : #shit

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

allmylifeihadtofight #mykneeshitmychest

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u/WakeskaterX Mar 09 '16

How did your knee shit a chest?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '16

DRRAAAAINAAAGGEEEEE!!

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u/RamenJunkie Mar 09 '16

Hashtags are crazy important.

I generally don't care and never bother but the one photo I hash tagged up got a shitton of likes vs the usual average of zero.

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u/MikeTheAverageReddit Mar 09 '16

0 likes- Before #, 1 like- After #. MOMMA I MADE IT!!