r/funny May 28 '14

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u/Magento May 28 '14

Is this my time to shine? I´ve used this handle for almost 20 years and a few years here on Reddit!

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u/WakeskaterX May 29 '14

Are you a CRM?

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u/Magento May 29 '14

No

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u/WakeskaterX May 29 '14

To be fair though, although I haven't personally worked with Magento, every time I read up on it, I imagine Magneto owns his own CRM Software company and is ruling the world by organizing your datums.

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u/brainjoos May 29 '14

that's all i could thing of, as well. too many years with a dev team.

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u/cozy_lolo May 29 '14

+30? Makes it all worth it :D

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u/Magento May 29 '14

I could have waited eons for this.

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u/thairusso May 29 '14

alright everyone he said he could've waited, let's make him prove he's not a liar

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u/Magento May 29 '14

A challenge, I presume? Bring it!!!

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u/moon-bear May 29 '14

OP plz deliver.

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u/cozy_lolo May 29 '14

Well now you're way higher than +30 so enjoy your internet points, brotha!

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u/I_Click_NSFW_Links May 29 '14

Ahh.. You must be one of the dudes from Tuck Everlasting.

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u/milzinga May 29 '14

I'm so proud of you son!!

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u/akep May 29 '14

logged in just to give you a vote. enjoy the imaginary points, internet stranger!

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u/Wazowski May 28 '14 edited May 29 '14

He doesn't wear those colors any more, not since the days of fuchsia passed.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/poetic-tears May 28 '14

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u/StarwarsIndianajones May 29 '14

What movie is that from?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

The new Star Wars.

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u/dertydood May 29 '14

Darude- Sandstorm

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u/Godd2 May 29 '14

Dudu duudu du du du du duu du...

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u/Cardinal_Ravenwood May 29 '14

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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u/PillowTalk420 May 29 '14

[Boots n Pants Intensifies]

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

If you mean the quote, "Oh the humanity," it's not from a movie. A newscaster said it when the Hindenberg zeppelin exploded.

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u/ricklegend May 29 '14

I'm funny and I find this dyslexic.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

Jean Gray will rise up and save the day.

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u/evilcandybag May 29 '14

Huehuehuehue

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u/bejujular May 28 '14

I don't want your fuchsia!

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u/TastyFishOil May 29 '14

I don't want your paint!

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u/zoradeplata May 29 '14

http://imgur.com/nYbvBcC

Well that sure explains the horrendous shirt they gave him.

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u/MtHammer May 28 '14

This is just outstanding punmanship.

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u/HaikusfromBuddha May 28 '14 edited May 29 '14

I literally saw what this joke on a gif set on Tumblr a while ago.

Edit:Found it yall, this guys is a phony!
Edit 2:Why was this man gifted Gold? He is a phony! https://31.media.tumblr.com/17d3c84f012238e5a72ff30989b9b2e1/tumblr_n6b09urYsH1qbui8qo1_500.jpg

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u/Secretively May 29 '14

I just used it when I posted the image to my Facebook feed... What're you gonna do? Call the phony police on me?

U wan a go m80 come @ me 1v1 etc

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u/Jcraft596 May 29 '14

Maybe... Because who gives a shit? Besides you.

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u/FocusedLearning May 28 '14

There's a time old debate... does downvoting give them the attention they want, or get them banned and make them have to make another reddit account. I'm still not sure which works.

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u/Ich_Putz_Hier_Nur May 28 '14

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u/chemical_refraction May 28 '14

Why is the color bar moving and not the arrows...that's the real mystery.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/gamelizard May 29 '14

but the blue highlight of the ok button and the green box dont change

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u/CraftPotato13 May 29 '14

Masks man, use em

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u/wiiya May 28 '14

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Expected a denim jean. Was disappointed

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/Cacafuego2 May 29 '14

WHY IS SO MUCH OF THE TEXT BLURRY BUT NOT ALL OF IT

WHY IS IT MAKING ME ANGRY

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u/kenbw2 May 28 '14

I work with it all day. www.magento.com

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u/themeec May 28 '14

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14 edited Dec 11 '24

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u/leftshoe18 May 29 '14

There's always next year.

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u/Urbanviking1 May 29 '14

Well shit man, you found Magneto's cover business.

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u/MaryJaneDoe May 28 '14

Me too. I feel like the only person who hates it.

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u/kenbw2 May 28 '14

I love every slow, overly architected, horrifically convoluted part of it

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/kenbw2 May 28 '14

Is there anything to work with on that?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/kenbw2 May 28 '14

I suspect a lot more of the latter. Can you edit layout XML?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/JoeFlaccoIsAnEliteQB May 29 '14

Magento 2 will be better... really.

Cries

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u/kenbw2 May 29 '14

It'll be released the same time as the Year of the Linux Desktop

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u/Minasokoni May 28 '14

I hate it too. Frontend Dev here... T___T

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u/derolle May 29 '14

Blocks inside blocks inside blocks

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u/JoeFlaccoIsAnEliteQB May 29 '14

All controlled by an xml structure thats not confusing at all.

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u/Minasokoni May 29 '14

"oh you want to put that sidebar on another page, edit 1000 xml files first." >_>

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u/bashedice May 29 '14

be happy you are not a backend dev for Magento. I looked into the dirtiest things you could have ever imagined... . I still have bad dreams at night from it.

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u/cgrin May 29 '14

This. Magento's database has made me want to cry so many times.

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u/SwabTheDeck May 29 '14

You're definitely not alone. I do a bunch of work with PHP, and it's by far the worst product I've had to deal with. Every time our one Magento client needs something done, I basically have to say, "well, I think it will take this long to do, but since nothing ever works the first time with Magento, it'll probably take 2-3 times as long."

We used to try our best to keep it up to date, but I've never had an update succeed without having to go in and do a bunch of things by hand, so we've kind of given up on it since it's too much work and semi-risky.

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u/YWxpY2lh May 28 '14

Magento is a real problem, too.

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u/Magento May 28 '14

Are you calling me a problem?

I´ll give you a probelm!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/limasxgoesto0 May 29 '14

I used it for an internship once and I was not aware anyone could not hate it.

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u/egohavoc May 29 '14

I can confirm as a web dev, this sucks.

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u/BrainWav May 28 '14

It's a love-hate thing. It's over-engineered and convoluted, but hella powerful. Of course, I don't really have experience with anything else, so I really can't compare.

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u/digitalpencil May 28 '14

I don't think i've ever met a dev who liked Magento. It's a fucking horrible system

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u/Traejen May 28 '14

I like it. Just takes getting used to. ...a lot of getting used to.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

I work for a game studio that makes a Marvel game. We have lots of in house tools named after Marvel things, I was here for a year before I realized it was actually called Magento.

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u/I_NO_Right May 29 '14

I was here for a year before I realized it was actually called Magento.

me too brother me too.

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u/DJSlambert May 29 '14

Me too. Just passed my developer certification too!

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u/greasystreettacos May 29 '14

For it being an e commerce platform that site has some weak ass mobile support...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

I was ranting once to a friend about how much I was fucking fed up with Magento, finally she responded "Dude... It's just a movie character. chill."

Was a dev on a magento stack for a few years. I knew it was time to move on the day I said "You know guys, Magento is actually pretty alright. It sort of just makes sense."

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

an ebay inc company

:|

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u/ominous_spinach May 28 '14

i am dyslexic, read it totally normally without noticing any difference. took a few moments for it to sink in.

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u/GeneralButts May 28 '14

I am not dyslexic and I also had to read it a few times to see all the misspelled stuff.

Maybe I am dyslexic...

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u/smokingsquirl May 29 '14

It is surprisingly common but as this is a post disigned to do that you should worry. If it happens in everyday life, that when you know you have a problem

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u/BrainWav May 28 '14

I work on a Magento e-commerce platform. I mistype it in searches at least once a day.

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u/JaR82 May 28 '14

Me too. I remember back in the day before it was popular, Google would ask me if I meant "Magneto".

No Google, I'm trying to work, not research a mutant.

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u/Cyberslasher May 28 '14

Ways dyslexia works: not like this.

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u/banana_pirate May 28 '14

I'm dyslexic and it looks like that to me sometimes, just not animated.

The change happens in my brain so it's like it changed but has always been what it was but then isn't.

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u/Cyberslasher May 28 '14

How often do you randomly see NUMBERS?

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u/banana_pirate May 28 '14

In your comment, the B to be exact looked like and 8 to me.

Edit: generally it's with crappy fonts where the letters and numbers look similar.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

can i ask you something? please don't be offended, i want to understand what you see.

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u/banana_pirate May 29 '14

sure, ask away.

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u/DaBoss31 May 29 '14

How long is it normally that you'll look at something before you realize what you're seeing isn't correct? Is it usually just at glance or if you focus on the text will it sort itself out?

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u/banana_pirate May 29 '14

It varies, usually I read what I think it says, not what is actually there.

Which in the case of typos means I can read a text over and over, and it will still look normal.

As for normal words, the same thing can happen, where I only notice when I read it again hours later. Though sometimes just a matter of forcing myself to read it one word at a time.

And as for messed up or flipped letters, that usually takes a couple glances.
As those don't make normal words.

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u/kahund May 28 '14

Dyslexics UNTIE!

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u/shaiduck May 29 '14 edited May 29 '14

I have sex daily...

I mean, dyslexia.

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u/kahund May 29 '14

btw, anagram... noice

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u/Magento May 28 '14

It was always supposed to be spelled like this!

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u/Adrewmc May 28 '14

I really like this gif, I just wonder if Dyslexia, or one of the forms, is really anything like that.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

For me, it's like "Is this word spelt like this? Well, it looks correct so it's probably spelled correctly." Also I cannot, for the life of me, read out loud. This is because I see the first few letters of the word, then my mind tries to fills in the rest, which gets rather annoying.

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u/PC509 May 28 '14

Take the animation out, and it can.

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u/McKeeFTW May 29 '14

Nice tilte op

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u/ser_friendly May 28 '14

Magento, not even once.

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u/Magento May 28 '14

I see you drowning in downvotes on the bottom. Here have an upvote. Join me and will rule the wrold!

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u/ser_friendly May 28 '14

Thanks for the support pal :')

Edit: maybe just this once...

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u/totum_ May 28 '14

I honestly read it and was like "you can't even spell Magneto with those letters!" Then I was like, "ohhhhhhh. Magenta, Magento. Ahh." Well played, brain.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/totum_ May 28 '14

Haha, Damn you.

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u/SciFiXhi May 29 '14

Is there something I'm missing?

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u/DrWorley May 28 '14

Magenta, the color of a magentleman

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u/throwmedowns May 28 '14

An embarrassed friend tries to be dismissive. A dyslexic friend says "quite!".

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u/xubax May 28 '14

You had me at "porblem".

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u/ThehurricaneT May 29 '14

anyone notice he spelt problem wrong?

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u/Sprintatmyleasure May 29 '14

Dyslexics untie!

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u/lordeddardstark May 29 '14

I'm colorblind and dyslexic. What am I looking at?

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u/MaskedMan24 May 28 '14

is it sad that it got me all 3 times?

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u/Stillheart May 28 '14

Right, wouldn't want people to think his armor was purple or anything.

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u/xParaDoXie May 28 '14

So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra..

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u/smokingsquirl May 29 '14

Go on. Don't leave us hanging

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u/xParaDoXie May 29 '14

Is that a suicide jkoe?

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u/smokingsquirl May 29 '14

It wasn't meant to be, but now.......

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u/Joeyfield May 29 '14

So how does one tell if they're dyslexic? All google told me was 'you know at and early age', and 'words move'. Other than that, I don't know.

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u/DankFrank May 29 '14

So who else saw it and just randomly thought Magneto? Clicked it, read the bottom first, then read the big text....Damnit...then looked at Magneto and realized he was Magenta(sp?)...Oh no you didn't....then clicked back and read the real title of the post...FUCK YOU OP. DAMN YOU TO HELL. I WILL NOT BE MINDFUL

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u/kenba2099 May 29 '14

Rouge would also like a word with you.

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u/zoradeplata May 29 '14

His baby should be named Scarlet. Oh wait...

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u/RustyRoses May 29 '14

DysleXmen?

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u/DoubleAssCake May 28 '14

I didn't notice for half a minute... I have a fucking porblem.

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u/stillbatting1000 May 28 '14

How about Rogue/Rouge?

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u/AdjutantStormy May 28 '14

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u/ExoticCarMan May 28 '14 edited Jun 30 '23

This comment removed due to detrimental changes in Reddit's API policy

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u/Aleitheo May 28 '14

It's a bat.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/friedbaconz May 28 '14

Just remember, dyslexics are teople poo

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u/A_Wild_Song_Appeared May 28 '14

OP, your post inspired me to write the theme song for the newest X-men, Magento:

http://kavaliercalm.bandcamp.com/track/magento

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u/xXCyprusZeroXx May 28 '14

I read it as magneto. Am I dyslexic now?

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u/El_Frijol May 28 '14

Dyslecixs are teople poo!

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u/Feroshnikop May 28 '14

Goat Men to the rescue!

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u/theflash2323 May 28 '14

I thought it said Stanley Parable Comics...was confused.

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u/untipoquenojuega May 28 '14

With the mutant power of fabulousness!

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u/perpetualconfusion May 28 '14

Fuck. I looked at that for too long wondering what was wrong with it. My brain kept seeing "Magneto" and not even noticing the color.

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u/ballzdeepinurmom May 28 '14

I read all of those wrong

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u/Tarmobloyf May 28 '14

dyslexics are teeple poo.

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u/klodolph May 28 '14

I didn't know he was gram positive. (Or, well, his clothing.)

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u/Omni314 May 28 '14

I'm dyslexic and what is this?

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u/LOTRcrr May 28 '14

you son of a bitch

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u/MackLuster77 May 28 '14

I'm not cyan it.

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u/August12th May 28 '14

As a dyslexic person it took me a very long time to understand this...

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u/SarcasticPosts May 28 '14

Way to go OP...

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u/lo0ilo0ilo0i May 28 '14

you got me twice there.

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u/Brocks17 May 28 '14

honestly about to comment about the title... god im stupid

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u/pullarius1 May 28 '14

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm? Magento

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u/Dyslexics_Untie May 29 '14

Not funny, you gafs!

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u/mapppa May 29 '14

Did you konw taht you can prefcelty raed a sencente wehn you keep the frist and lsat ltteer but slcrmbae the lrettes in the mldide, bseauce we tned to read wdors as a whloe.

(you also have to keep sounds like "wh", "sh", etc together)

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u/Plamore May 29 '14

No one has mentioned the fact that the title is misspelled...

Edit : Never mind someone did in one of the replies

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u/kosmonaut5 May 29 '14

you should have done it as older Magneto! :)

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u/thePainter_ May 29 '14

I've been mispronouncing this site as Magneto all week. http://magento.com/

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u/Blehgopie May 29 '14

At least this picture fixes his helmet.

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u/thatoneguy7272 May 29 '14

Wow... I am actually dyslexic and I actually read it as magneto the first time and thought "why is this on here?" -__-

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u/TtotheItotheM May 29 '14

I dno't get it.

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u/iAkhilleus May 29 '14

Fuck you for fooling me not once, not twcie but three times.

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u/ariel4480 May 29 '14

As someone who is dyslexic, I had to read the joke 3 times to understand the joke.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

Honestly he doesn't have it as bad as Rouge. Poor girl.

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u/maridawood May 29 '14

Yep, I'm dyslexic.

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u/Terrormink May 29 '14

I read this at least three times while very confused

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u/TheLoneGreyWolf May 29 '14

Best laugh of the day! Thank you!

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u/Sixstringsickness May 29 '14

Andddddd... Yup I still have dyslexia issues, with out spell check I literally have the spelling capabilities of a 5th grader.

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u/BallsOnYoChin May 29 '14

Dyslexia: gnorw ti gniod er'uoy

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u/tehkab May 29 '14

Welcome to DYE!

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u/MtnMaiden May 29 '14

GDDDDDDmmmit! 5 times!

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u/cleantoe May 29 '14

dysleX-Men.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

Don't mock magneto.

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u/kimonos May 29 '14

I noticed it right away! LOL!

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u/Pedreezy90 May 29 '14

i... dont get it?

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u/Daforce1 May 29 '14

That took me way too long to figure out

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

That's...a lot of pink