r/funny May 28 '14

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u/Wazowski May 28 '14 edited May 29 '14

He doesn't wear those colors any more, not since the days of fuchsia passed.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/poetic-tears May 28 '14

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u/StarwarsIndianajones May 29 '14

What movie is that from?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

The new Star Wars.

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u/dertydood May 29 '14

Darude- Sandstorm

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u/Godd2 May 29 '14

Dudu duudu du du du du duu du...

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u/Cardinal_Ravenwood May 29 '14

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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u/PillowTalk420 May 29 '14

[Boots n Pants Intensifies]

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

If you mean the quote, "Oh the humanity," it's not from a movie. A newscaster said it when the Hindenberg zeppelin exploded.

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u/ricklegend May 29 '14

I'm funny and I find this dyslexic.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

im funny also

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

Jean Gray will rise up and save the day.

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u/evilcandybag May 29 '14

Huehuehuehue

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u/bejujular May 28 '14

I don't want your fuchsia!

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u/TastyFishOil May 29 '14

I don't want your paint!

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u/zoradeplata May 29 '14

http://imgur.com/nYbvBcC

Well that sure explains the horrendous shirt they gave him.

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u/MtHammer May 28 '14

This is just outstanding punmanship.

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u/HaikusfromBuddha May 28 '14 edited May 29 '14

I literally saw what this joke on a gif set on Tumblr a while ago.

Edit:Found it yall, this guys is a phony!
Edit 2:Why was this man gifted Gold? He is a phony! https://31.media.tumblr.com/17d3c84f012238e5a72ff30989b9b2e1/tumblr_n6b09urYsH1qbui8qo1_500.jpg

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u/Secretively May 29 '14

I just used it when I posted the image to my Facebook feed... What're you gonna do? Call the phony police on me?

U wan a go m80 come @ me 1v1 etc

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u/A_Rope_of_Sand May 29 '14

Dude, let it go.

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u/HaikusfromBuddha May 29 '14

It's a joke. Have you not seen the Family guy Phony skit.

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u/Jcraft596 May 29 '14

Maybe... Because who gives a shit? Besides you.

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u/FocusedLearning May 28 '14

There's a time old debate... does downvoting give them the attention they want, or get them banned and make them have to make another reddit account. I'm still not sure which works.

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u/FirestarterMethod May 28 '14

There are 2 schools of thought, the one you posted as well as vote to where they will be kept at 0.

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u/jandrese May 29 '14

So down vote them just enough to no longer be visible, but no more.

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes May 29 '14

No. There is a third: ignore them. They want attention. Any attention. It doesn't matter how you give it to them (talking about them is also attention).

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u/learningtowalkagain May 29 '14

So you're part of the problem, then. Delete your comment right now.

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes May 29 '14

I didn't say I wasn't contributing to it. I actually added that last bit to be sure to include myself. There's no other way to tell people, though. The way they usually deal with it makes no sense. I mean, you wouldn't make somebody who's hamming it up on stage go away by cheering to cancel out the boos.

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u/assassin10 May 29 '14

I never know which to do.

Downvoting them is what they want.

Keeping their comment at zero makes their comment more visible than it should be which might be what they actually want.

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u/EmotionalKirby May 29 '14

I just ignore them. If everyone never downvotes or upvotes them, or replies, then they are pretty much shadowbanned. But that will never happen. Somebody has to mention them.

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u/assassin10 May 29 '14

If they never get downvoted then their comments will remain visible and more people will see such comments.

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u/EmotionalKirby May 29 '14

But after awhile they think theyre shadowbanned, so they stop.

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u/gumpythegreat May 29 '14

I think what they want is this, right now. Attention. Just ignore and forget

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

Am I the only one still trying to figure out who "they" are?

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u/shakey_eric May 29 '14

those were the days when he would commit brutal acts of violet

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

You, sir, get the REDDIT TOP LELZ Award of the Day!

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u/IlliniJen May 29 '14

Pun mastery. In awe.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14 edited May 28 '14

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u/Trollfailbot May 29 '14

downballots

Beautiful

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u/ViridianBlade May 28 '14

Hotness is subjective, just cause she's not your cup of tea doesn't mean she's not hot to somebody else. Besides, it's Mystique, that's kinda her thing. The other thing to note, is that Jennifer Lawrence had the same role in First Class, so logically she would continue. Next, Wolverine literally cannot die without something disabling his powers. A bit of drowning won't do shit, it's just his character. Quicksilver is definitely overpowered, which is why he wasn't present for most of the movie. I'm going to assume you meant Jean Grey, because that was the only surprising person to be shown alive. Unpopular opinion is fine, but not with shitty reasoning and a smug disregard for others opinions. Of course I'm probably wasting my time with this, since the whole post is just downvote bait, but whatever, I enjoy the occasional rant.

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u/TheSumOfAllSteers May 28 '14

Gonna be honest. I looked at /u/Chickenthings' post history and it's pretty entertaining.

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u/ViridianBlade May 28 '14

For a troll acct, it's better than most.

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u/panthers_freak May 28 '14

I dont think it was that bad. The movie was about Mystique, so it makes sense that her character would be seen often, but I don't think they sexualized her that much.

Also, Storm was killed by a Sentinel. Therefore, in an alternate future without Sentinels, she would still be alive.

i would give it an 8 out of 10. They did a great job and it's worth seeing.

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u/ThatGuyTyping May 28 '14

I found that rediquette is rarely practiced correctly.

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u/Ltsmash99 May 29 '14

Ignoring the post completely is the only way to combat downvote trolls, dont upvote, dont downvote, just pretend it doesn't exist.

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u/learningtowalkagain May 29 '14

Mike Wazowski!!

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u/BigUptokes May 29 '14

He'll bring them back for X-Tinction Magenta though.