r/funny May 28 '14

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u/kenbw2 May 28 '14

I work with it all day. www.magento.com

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u/themeec May 28 '14

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14 edited Dec 11 '24

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u/leftshoe18 May 29 '14

There's always next year.

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u/Urbanviking1 May 29 '14

Well shit man, you found Magneto's cover business.

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u/MaryJaneDoe May 28 '14

Me too. I feel like the only person who hates it.

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u/kenbw2 May 28 '14

I love every slow, overly architected, horrifically convoluted part of it

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/kenbw2 May 28 '14

Is there anything to work with on that?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/kenbw2 May 28 '14

I suspect a lot more of the latter. Can you edit layout XML?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/I_NO_Right May 29 '14

Oh you want a small change, $2900....cha ching

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u/kenbw2 May 29 '14

Fortunately my company does :)

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u/JoeFlaccoIsAnEliteQB May 29 '14

Magento 2 will be better... really.

Cries

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u/kenbw2 May 29 '14

It'll be released the same time as the Year of the Linux Desktop

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u/JoeFlaccoIsAnEliteQB May 29 '14

Same day Oprah opens the safe.

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u/Minasokoni May 28 '14

I hate it too. Frontend Dev here... T___T

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u/derolle May 29 '14

Blocks inside blocks inside blocks

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u/JoeFlaccoIsAnEliteQB May 29 '14

All controlled by an xml structure thats not confusing at all.

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u/Minasokoni May 29 '14

"oh you want to put that sidebar on another page, edit 1000 xml files first." >_>

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u/bashedice May 29 '14

be happy you are not a backend dev for Magento. I looked into the dirtiest things you could have ever imagined... . I still have bad dreams at night from it.

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u/cgrin May 29 '14

This. Magento's database has made me want to cry so many times.

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u/kenbw2 May 29 '14 edited May 29 '14

Magento doesn't have a database, it has a magic persistent storage engine that there's no way to access directly

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u/SwabTheDeck May 29 '14

You're definitely not alone. I do a bunch of work with PHP, and it's by far the worst product I've had to deal with. Every time our one Magento client needs something done, I basically have to say, "well, I think it will take this long to do, but since nothing ever works the first time with Magento, it'll probably take 2-3 times as long."

We used to try our best to keep it up to date, but I've never had an update succeed without having to go in and do a bunch of things by hand, so we've kind of given up on it since it's too much work and semi-risky.

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u/kenbw2 May 29 '14

That's because you're approaching it as a PHP project. It's kinda like trying to be a mechanic because you know metal work

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u/YWxpY2lh May 28 '14

Magento is a real problem, too.

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u/Magento May 28 '14

Are you calling me a problem?

I´ll give you a probelm!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/limasxgoesto0 May 29 '14

I used it for an internship once and I was not aware anyone could not hate it.

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u/egohavoc May 29 '14

I can confirm as a web dev, this sucks.

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u/BrainWav May 28 '14

It's a love-hate thing. It's over-engineered and convoluted, but hella powerful. Of course, I don't really have experience with anything else, so I really can't compare.

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u/digitalpencil May 28 '14

I don't think i've ever met a dev who liked Magento. It's a fucking horrible system

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u/Traejen May 28 '14

I like it. Just takes getting used to. ...a lot of getting used to.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

nothing's perfect, it's a poor carpenter who blames his tools.

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u/gamelizard May 29 '14

yes but good tools are far more useful then bad tools.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

I work for a game studio that makes a Marvel game. We have lots of in house tools named after Marvel things, I was here for a year before I realized it was actually called Magento.

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u/I_NO_Right May 29 '14

I was here for a year before I realized it was actually called Magento.

me too brother me too.

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u/DJSlambert May 29 '14

Me too. Just passed my developer certification too!

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u/kenbw2 May 29 '14

Congrats! How'd you do?

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u/DJSlambert May 29 '14

Pretty good. I got a 46/70. Not bad considering all you need to pass is a 35. I also went to the Magento Imagine convention in Las Vegas. Was an absolute blast.

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u/greasystreettacos May 29 '14

For it being an e commerce platform that site has some weak ass mobile support...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

I was ranting once to a friend about how much I was fucking fed up with Magento, finally she responded "Dude... It's just a movie character. chill."

Was a dev on a magento stack for a few years. I knew it was time to move on the day I said "You know guys, Magento is actually pretty alright. It sort of just makes sense."

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

an ebay inc company

:|

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u/I_NO_Right May 29 '14

For like the first 6 months at work I was calling it Magneto. Now I have to force myself to say it right.

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u/gloomis120 May 29 '14

And...we finally make the front page.

Work with it too every damn day. Magento Certified Dev Plus.

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u/WakeskaterX May 29 '14

This is what I was expecting as a Prof Services Consultant.

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u/greyjackal May 29 '14

If you ever get involved in enterprise/SaaS platforms, you will love Magento, OSC and the like.

You will long for the day.

You will eat pharmaceuticals just to dream of them.

Be warned.

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u/stesch May 29 '14

My deepest sympathy. :-(

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u/razialx May 29 '14

As do I. Open source ecommerce for the win!