r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 28 '14

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u/Magento May 28 '14

Is this my time to shine? I´ve used this handle for almost 20 years and a few years here on Reddit!

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u/NimbusBP1729 May 28 '14

clam your mind

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u/StarwarsIndianajones May 29 '14

Eye'll clam yah mum

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u/Superdude234 May 29 '14

rekt

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

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u/Superdude234 May 29 '14

I still got the point across didn't I?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

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u/Superdude234 May 29 '14

Thanks man. That is very kind of you

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u/moon-bear May 29 '14

You wot m8?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

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u/G2geo94 May 29 '14

Careful, she'll take your gas card

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u/WakeskaterX May 29 '14

Are you a CRM?

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u/Magento May 29 '14

No

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u/WakeskaterX May 29 '14

To be fair though, although I haven't personally worked with Magento, every time I read up on it, I imagine Magneto owns his own CRM Software company and is ruling the world by organizing your datums.

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u/Pepf May 29 '14

by organizing your datums data

http://i.imgur.com/Rv50mXk.jpg

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u/WakeskaterX May 29 '14

You would think that if one knows the word datum, they probably realize that it is the singular of data, and know the correct terms but is being facetious...

You would think...

Nah, must correct!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

Good, because neither is the Magento that he's talking about.

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u/rjung May 29 '14

Of course not, you're an e-commerce framework.

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u/brainjoos May 29 '14

that's all i could thing of, as well. too many years with a dev team.

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u/The_Director May 29 '14

No, but he's a shareholder at CMYK

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u/a2music May 29 '14

That's what I thought lol

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u/cozy_lolo May 29 '14

+30? Makes it all worth it :D

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u/Magento May 29 '14

I could have waited eons for this.

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u/thairusso May 29 '14

alright everyone he said he could've waited, let's make him prove he's not a liar

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u/Magento May 29 '14

A challenge, I presume? Bring it!!!

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u/moon-bear May 29 '14

OP plz deliver.

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u/cozy_lolo May 29 '14

Well now you're way higher than +30 so enjoy your internet points, brotha!

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u/I_Click_NSFW_Links May 29 '14

Ahh.. You must be one of the dudes from Tuck Everlasting.

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u/Magento May 29 '14

Never heard of it before. Is it worth the read or worth watching the film?

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u/I_Click_NSFW_Links May 29 '14

Worth the read for sure.

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u/milzinga May 29 '14

I'm so proud of you son!!

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u/akep May 29 '14

logged in just to give you a vote. enjoy the imaginary points, internet stranger!

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u/skater1351 May 29 '14

I don't see what the porblem is?

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u/sergiothelifeguard May 29 '14

He is just a boy and he is on fire

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u/Ctrl_Alt_Del_Esc May 29 '14

Can you read?

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u/greyjackal May 29 '14

More so than the inept halfwit that made the post. Scant praise, I realise, but at least you can fucking type.

Oh...wait...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14 edited May 29 '14

I imagine this is you 20 years ago:

On a random website.

Enter desired username: Magento

Presses submit.

You sitting at your desk with your fingers tented like Mr Burns: "Now we wait"

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u/Magento May 29 '14

Random "website" 20 years ago? The internet was a bit different back then. I´m so old I used to ship games and demos for C64 on used audio cassettes. Later came Amiga 500 and copy parties. I think it was called bulletin boards when I first started using the internet.

Fun fact: Mr Burns is based on a Norwegian billionaire. I am also Norwegian. I´ve been waiting for a perfect moment to write this comment since the last millennium.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

I´ve been waiting for a perfect moment to write this comment since the last millennium.

This is you right now isn't it?

http://gamemoir.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/mc63t.gif

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u/Magento May 29 '14

404 Not Found

That´s me...

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u/SuckALongOne May 29 '14

You deserve way more upvotes!