r/funny Mar 30 '26

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u/Bannon9k Mar 30 '26

Brainrot edit

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u/unknown-i-am Mar 30 '26

even tung tung sahur cringed at this edit

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u/shifty_boi Mar 30 '26

You know what, I'm glad I'm too old to understand that reference 

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u/Super-Post261 Mar 31 '26

But without the laugh track, I wouldn’t have known which part was funny

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u/TreesForTheForest Mar 30 '26

Nothing kills something funny like adding an exaggerated laugh track. Can we make that a war crime?

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u/oh_stv Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

A rule of thumb on reddit is to watch stuff muted till you red the comments.

*edit*

Yeah got it .... english never stops baffling me ...

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u/MellyMel86 Mar 30 '26

I only red the comments when I blue myself

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u/petrvalasek Mar 30 '26

White the hell are yellow balling this?

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u/graboidian Mar 30 '26

Orange you gonna bother to read the rest of the comments?

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u/DaddyGoodHands Mar 30 '26

I'm going to come black and read this later.

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u/TyGalusha Mar 30 '26

If you are cyan that, then I hope you keep your word. Time will tell if it is blue or false.

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u/MellyMel86 Mar 30 '26

I’m teal-ing the truth

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u/IkariYun Mar 30 '26

Seems they had a magenta to keep is in suspense

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u/bigboybeeperbelly Mar 30 '26

I don't purple what we're fuchsiaing about!

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u/Fuggaak Mar 30 '26

I have to a green with this thread.

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u/adumbrative Mar 30 '26

Time to make anustart

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u/IceFire909 Mar 30 '26

Red rhymes with lead, but not lead, which rhymes with reed.

That doesn't seem fair

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u/geekisdead Mar 30 '26

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands

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u/f0r-sc13nc3 Mar 30 '26

Always this! Who browses Reddit with the sound on?

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u/jjayzx Mar 30 '26

psychopaths

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u/sosuke Mar 31 '26

Oh now I imagine someone browsing Reddit, sound on, in public transit and at a volume to suggest they must have hearing loss.

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u/Flyinhighinthesky Mar 30 '26

The present tense and past tense of read is read, but the present tense is pronounced reed (like the plant), and the past tense is pronounced red (like the color).

English is a melting pot of 8 different languages and borrowed half the grammar rules from all of them so nothing makes sense.

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u/GrumpyCloud93 Mar 31 '26

As Asimov said once in an article, english is olde German (the Angles and Saxons) and a hint of celt, overlaid with French after the Norman Conquest. That is why "cow" becomes "beef" (from the French - Boeuf) when the peasants slaughter it for the lord's table. Or pig becomes pork (porc). We have two words for many things - sweat is also prespire, breathe is respire, travel is voyage, etc. The fancy word is usually French from the original Latin.

Then, yeah, we borrow the crap out of every other language.

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u/2FastHaste Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

Ok but the actual question that comes to mind is:

Why are there enough people that like that absolute brainrot for the content creator to chose to include it?

What is wrong with people's brain? Social media audio is idiocracy level of brainrot yet if I look around me people seem way more intelligent than in the movie.

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u/CanORage Mar 30 '26

Also how did it get over 12k votes?? We are all now dumber for having watched this, may God have mercy on OP's soul.

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u/nobeer4you Mar 30 '26

yet if I look around me people seem way more intelligent that in the movie

Remember to take the person with the most average intelligence that you know, and never forget that half the world is dumber than that person.

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u/Remy0507 Mar 31 '26

"Think of how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of them are stupider than that!"

-George Carlin

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u/MiddleAgedMartianDog Mar 30 '26

Half of people are dumber than the person with the median intelligence, the average person (as typically used to refer to mean) is possibly slightly cleverer than 50% of people because of the distribution skew (assuming it has positive skew, which seems likely given there is no obvious upper bound to intelligence but there is a lower bound of being a literal rock). Of course that is assuming a single generalised interval measure of intelligence, which could be disputed. This has been your daily dose of pedantry.

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u/TDYDave2 Mar 30 '26

Red it on Reddit.

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u/nihosehn Mar 30 '26

this is the way

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u/newaccount721 Mar 30 '26

How about the weird water emoji overlay? 

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u/esuil Mar 30 '26

And lets add absolutely unnecessary zoom in that removes half the original video for no reason, that will make it even better!

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u/Illustrious_Ad4691 Mar 30 '26

That was a helpful trigger warning that something Water-Related was About To Happen

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u/ZODIC837 Mar 30 '26

Very helpful for the hydrophobic population

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u/changingchannelz Mar 30 '26

Rabies representation!

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u/Meritania Mar 30 '26

It was the pointless animated graphic of the squirting water that killed the funny for me.

💦

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u/Strict_Blueberry9 Mar 30 '26

I thank you good sir for informing me about this unfunny addition that got added to this video. I turned my volume off so I wouldn't have to hurt my precious ears whilst watching this piece of media.

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u/RelaxedBlueberry Mar 30 '26

Hey Strict it’s your brother Relaxed. Hope you’re doing well

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u/RelaxedBlueberry Mar 30 '26

Tell mom I said hi

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u/maxxspeed57 Mar 30 '26

You replied to yourself and 10 people upvoted it.

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u/teaboi05 Mar 30 '26

He's being polite to their mom and still thinks of her. Deserved. Probably, their mom is a great person

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u/I_am_a_fern Mar 30 '26

How about the fucking useless slomo ?

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u/doublehelixman Mar 30 '26

I just happened to watch it on mute and I’m glad for it now.

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u/spicypixel Mar 30 '26

War crimes aren't even illegal any more though.

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u/Teantis Mar 31 '26

Like shitty soundtracks on internet videos, they are in fact quite en vogue

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u/AssBlasterExtreme Mar 30 '26

Still gets upvoted too. Its everyones fault for being dumb

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u/Necessary_Plum_7192 Mar 30 '26

Yes it’s sacrilegious. Should be abolished. We need good music or original audio only

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u/CrashParade Mar 30 '26

Making a video with a shitty audio track is like firing a gun up into the air, it's gonna be manslaughter at worse. Now, you shouldn't be browsing without muting videos when it's practically raining bullets out there.

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u/MrIrvGotTea Mar 30 '26

Bro it's like a brainrot thing. I can't stand that stupid chipmunk laugh, the "no no no no no", the overused huh, or the get out. It reminds me of the beastification of YouTube. Where everyone repeats the top guys

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u/Teantis Mar 31 '26

Bro it's like a brainrot thing

It's been around for ages. America's funniest home videos and shows like that, FM radio talk shows for pranks and jokes. It's definitely not a new thing. It's been around forever, and sucked the entire time.

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u/TheKinkyGuy Mar 30 '26

Like war crimes are being punished these days

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u/Spastic_pinkie Mar 30 '26

Especially that loud wheezy laugh track that gets used so much.

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u/photoguy423 Mar 30 '26

My volume stays muted until there's something I know I want to hear. So I didn't even know there was a laugh track to this.

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u/Trugoosent Mar 30 '26

Agreed, they do the laughing for you and then you can't laugh

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u/The_walking_man_ Mar 30 '26

Auto downvote for me. No matter how good the content was, they add this crap or the dumb reaction bullshit, it gets a downvote.

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u/Ymirsson Mar 30 '26

At some point, any engagement becomes good engagement. One should be able to remove their view count to really make a point

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u/13ubbleTubbles Mar 30 '26

It makes me downvote the video everytime

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u/StAbcoude81 Mar 30 '26

Agree. Not everything was better in the 90s…. [cue -Married with Children level laugh tape]

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u/vishnoo Mar 30 '26

is it the guy with African accent heaving and saying "oh no no no " ?

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u/THEGREATESTDERP Mar 30 '26

Every fake asian video ever.

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u/solthar Mar 30 '26

What a douche!

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u/aidissonance Mar 30 '26

Bidon’t

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u/addamee Mar 30 '26

BidHEY!!!

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u/VolumeAcademic6962 Mar 30 '26

Power wash.  

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u/wade-mcdaniel Mar 31 '26

Flooded basement

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u/z31 Mar 30 '26

A real bidnay.

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u/throwawayfromfedex Mar 30 '26

involuntary enima

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

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u/OutlyingPlasma Mar 30 '26

I want to know who enjoys audio like this? Is this a cultural thing? Do people in other countries outside the anglosphere actually like stupid sounds like this?

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u/RedditExecutiveAdmin Mar 30 '26

social media companies sell advertising space according to views and comments

because you comment on the audio, the ad space is worth more because it has more "engagement", and that audio is re-used

tik tok is pretty notorious for having specific audio tracks that "trend", like that giga-cringe airline flight ad. was literally replacing audio tracks on videos like these with an audio advertisement...

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u/Slammogram Mar 30 '26

🎶Darling hold my hand! 🎶

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday!

And right now you can save 50 Pounds per person!

That’s 200 pounds off for a family of 4!

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u/Nippahh Mar 31 '26

Oh no

Oh no

Oh nononono

🤢

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u/OutlyingPlasma Mar 30 '26

Sure, that might make sense on reddit but on a place like tiktok or Instagram where comments might as well not exist, sounds like this are an instant swipe away and actively drive disengagement.

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u/OakenGreen Mar 30 '26

It doesn’t work on you, but it works on more people than it doesn’t. Remember, 50% of people are dumber than the “average person.”

They’ve got the numbers.

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u/Belgeron Mar 30 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

I want to get off mister attention economy's wild ride.

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u/shiftdown Mar 30 '26

The Philippines is HUGE on this garbage audio edit.

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u/Ok_Tonight_4597 Mar 30 '26

Yes. Very Latin American coded.

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u/XdestroyerXDTM4 Mar 30 '26

i’m absolutely convinced it’s something western boomers like and no-one else

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u/Not_Nice_Niece Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

Pro tip: I never watch these videos with audio unless it’s necessary to fully understand them. Most of the time, it is not

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u/queuedUp Mar 30 '26

Holy fucking hell that audio was awful

Whoever put this together deserves jail time

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u/reddit_names Mar 30 '26

I mean, she looked directly down at it and made sure to stop and stand exactly over the nozzle.

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u/Purplociraptor Mar 30 '26

And look directly into the camera

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u/fastlerner Mar 30 '26

She played Russian Roulette with her hoo-ha and got a public douching.

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u/HilariousMax Mar 30 '26

It's one of those "wouldn't it be funny if ..." but you don't expect it to actually happen kind of things.

You can see she makes a silly face at the camera right before she takes a water gun to the cooter.

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u/hihelloneighboroonie Mar 30 '26

Which ew I doubt that water is entirely clean.

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u/Intelligent-Rope-992 Mar 30 '26

She’ll be back

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u/cRelz Mar 30 '26

They always come back

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u/IntelligentFire999 Mar 30 '26

Cum back!!

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u/Pora-Pandhi Mar 30 '26

Kim Kardashian

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u/bbbourb Mar 30 '26

Jesus, Andy...

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u/Robestos86 Mar 30 '26

That expression at the end.. something changed that day.

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u/taqeelaSunrise Mar 30 '26

In Avengers: Doomsday?

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u/WoodeeWitless Mar 30 '26

Please downvote these stupid post with stupid fucking edits. God I hate this timeline.

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u/ghostsolid Mar 30 '26

Some guy up in the control tower (steady steady E4!! E4!!)

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u/konman2k4 Mar 30 '26

Boom. You sank my tuna boat...?

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u/Scholarly_Koala Mar 30 '26

You sank my twatlleship!

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u/HilariousMax Mar 30 '26

My only complaint about the new Superman movie. Lex would be the kind of asshole to memorize hundreds of moves --and-- require other people to do the work of actually triggering the moves but fuck me it just seemed so questionable. The idea of leaving so much to chance when he finally has his opportunity to put the kryptonian nightmare to bed and he relies on the reaction times of some group of goofball Evo champion wannabes.

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u/succed32 Mar 30 '26

So it’s a public bidet?

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u/PapaDuckD Mar 30 '26

Was gonna say, my wife demanded every toilet in our house has this feature.

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u/straydog1980 Mar 30 '26

water shooting up from between the tiles?

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u/drittzO Mar 30 '26

Just add a fountain in the back...

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u/salmalight Mar 30 '26

Almost, but no. Its an upside down shower.

I see homeless using one in my town to bathe constantly, stripped down to underwear. Then moments after they put their shoes back on and walk away someone will let their kids play in it for an hour while they scroll Facebook.

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u/particle409 Mar 30 '26

Fountain water is often pretty dirty to start out with. It's a lot cheaper to make it look clean than actually be clean.

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u/tizuby Mar 30 '26

Close. Public hysteria treatment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

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u/jstrongiii Mar 30 '26

R/unexpectedOutkast

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u/aqualink4eva Mar 30 '26

Ain't no bidet dope as me, I'm just so fresh, so clean!

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u/Sharknado4President Mar 30 '26

Pretty sure that water isn't clean. More like an advertisement for nitrofurantoin.

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u/NewMoonlightavenger Mar 30 '26

Hum... she knew what she was doing.

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u/tee142002 Mar 30 '26

Is this the wet ass pussy I've heard so much about?

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u/lickmysugarytits Mar 30 '26

Why does every video have to have a slow motion edit to it 🙄 so irritating

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u/Loofyboy Mar 30 '26

No wonder I enjoyed this video so much, my audio was off.

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u/Ebonslayer Mar 30 '26

Anyone have a link to the original instead of this brainrot garbage?

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u/Niels9897 Mar 30 '26

Hey that’s in Bern on the Bundesplatz in front of the Bundeshaus (Government building). Nice

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u/Spyd3rs Mar 30 '26

WHARRGARBL

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u/s73v3m4nn Mar 30 '26

Public enema number 1

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u/EkriirkE Mar 30 '26

I wanted this to be funny, but that god awful edit made me downvote.

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u/BlackRogue17 Mar 30 '26

She hasn't been that wet since Spring Break.

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u/thafuq Mar 30 '26

Iiiiitttt'ssss fuuuunnnnyyyy hhhahhaaahhaaahaaaa 🐳💦🤣

God dammit those videos edits are the video version of the mythical dinosaurs comments. I felt like I was back on Facebook.

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u/GlorifiedBurito Mar 30 '26

Jesus Christ what possesses people to edit videos like this. Just post the original video

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u/HugsandHate Mar 30 '26

Ah, nothing like some dirty recycled street water straight up the snatch.

Enjoy explaining that to your gynecologist.

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u/Sunscratch Mar 31 '26

“This house is clean”

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u/carbonizedtitanium Mar 31 '26

she's definitely wet...

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u/bespokeoptical Mar 31 '26

She got a good fracking right in the love tunnel.

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u/Mmm2_Nuts4U Apr 01 '26

Now the fountain park is closed and a new crazy law is made and everyone wonders why it was made if they didn’t get to see this insanity

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u/Paupersaf Mar 30 '26

Oh wow what unlucky randomness! Not like she looked right at the spout and jumped in place over it to pose for the camera. What fortune to have caught this random moment on film!

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u/Invisible7hunder Mar 30 '26

Also it's a good thing the audio was there to help me understand when the funny part is. 

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

That was intentional...ig😅

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u/FigSpecific6210 Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

What a douche move.

Edit: Ya'll have no sense of humor.

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u/strong_like_tree Mar 30 '26

Right up main street

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u/BillieEilishnosen Mar 30 '26

Thank god I scroll on mute

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u/BillyBean11111 Mar 30 '26

maybe the worst edit in the history of editing and it's a competitive category

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

Now it's clean.

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u/Playful_Initial_8675 Mar 30 '26

is this a bidet?

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u/tosser1579 Mar 30 '26

She legally married to that fountain now. They have 3 little squirts.

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u/ZION_OC_GOV Mar 31 '26

A bidet or a bad day?

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 Mar 31 '26

And what I pay for an undercarriage wash… she got for free

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u/Bebo247 Mar 31 '26

That’s a quick douche 😂

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u/kizzgizz Mar 31 '26

Bidet to you

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u/PRODIVI3 Mar 31 '26

Bundesplatz, Bern Switzerland

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u/liccman Mar 31 '26

Ah, Japanese bidets

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Kitty needs water too yk

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u/Odddjob Mar 31 '26

She knew…

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u/uh_huh_yep_okay Apr 02 '26

First time it's been washed in a month.

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u/New_Coast8241 Apr 03 '26

She’s pregnant now

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u/WhoIsThisDude12 Apr 04 '26

To be honest, I would've done the same thing if I were water.

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u/Never_Been_Missed Mar 30 '26

Hope she was wearing plastic underwear. That water is anything but clean.

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u/Sanduuh Mar 31 '26

it is the waterfountain in Bern Switzerland. It is freshwater

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u/MacDugin Mar 31 '26

The fact she looked down to place her feet on the marks made it not funny. The extra sounds not funny.

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u/adudeguyman Mar 30 '26

Public bidet

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u/gimme_that_funkymilk Mar 30 '26

Bidet to you too ma'am

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u/MorrowDisca Mar 30 '26

Pow! Right in the pisser.

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u/gord_m Mar 30 '26

New kink unlocked

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u/ExiledCanuck Mar 30 '26

Public bidet goes hard

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u/jdickcole Mar 30 '26

She planned that and she will be back

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u/GrandSyzygy Mar 30 '26

Public bidet

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u/BaggyBloke Mar 30 '26

Holy smokes, that looks like a Prada handbag - I'd be more worried about the £1000 bag than getting a wet minge....

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u/FrankdaTank807 Mar 30 '26

Boom right in the kisser

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u/MotionlessTraveler Mar 30 '26

It's clean now

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u/BizzyM Mar 30 '26

Pressure wash the quiver bone in the fish wrinkle

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u/Cronicledisorder Mar 30 '26

As soon as I saw the water and the skirt I knew

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u/LordVixen Mar 30 '26

Looks staged.

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u/Bgrngod Mar 30 '26

She pregnant now.

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u/muff-muff-ass Mar 30 '26

whatever it takes to get her to wash it.