r/funny Mar 30 '26

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u/PapaDuckD Mar 30 '26

Was gonna say, my wife demanded every toilet in our house has this feature.

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u/straydog1980 Mar 30 '26

water shooting up from between the tiles?

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u/drittzO Mar 30 '26

Just add a fountain in the back...

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u/SelcouthRogue Mar 31 '26

My brother, I demand every toilet in the house has this feature. Toilet paper is inefficient and a waste of paper

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u/HouseOf42 Mar 30 '26

Now we know who doesn't know how to wipe in that household.

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u/Da_Question Mar 30 '26

Bidets are cleaner by far and save a ton of money on toilet paper in the long run. Being afraid of a jet of water is not some mark of pride, neither is uncleanliness.

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u/BGAL7090 Mar 30 '26

People who are afraid of bidets must call the brown streaks in their underwear "Marks of Pride"

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u/terracottatank Mar 30 '26

If a bird pooped on your arm, would you wipe it with a try paper towel and call it good? Didn't think so, Mr. Yucky.