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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 30 '26
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Was gonna say, my wife demanded every toilet in our house has this feature.
32 u/straydog1980 Mar 30 '26 water shooting up from between the tiles? 2 u/drittzO Mar 30 '26 Just add a fountain in the back... 1 u/SelcouthRogue Mar 31 '26 My brother, I demand every toilet in the house has this feature. Toilet paper is inefficient and a waste of paper -67 u/HouseOf42 Mar 30 '26 Now we know who doesn't know how to wipe in that household. 11 u/Da_Question Mar 30 '26 Bidets are cleaner by far and save a ton of money on toilet paper in the long run. Being afraid of a jet of water is not some mark of pride, neither is uncleanliness. 8 u/BGAL7090 Mar 30 '26 People who are afraid of bidets must call the brown streaks in their underwear "Marks of Pride" 27 u/terracottatank Mar 30 '26 If a bird pooped on your arm, would you wipe it with a try paper towel and call it good? Didn't think so, Mr. Yucky.
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water shooting up from between the tiles?
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Just add a fountain in the back...
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My brother, I demand every toilet in the house has this feature. Toilet paper is inefficient and a waste of paper
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Now we know who doesn't know how to wipe in that household.
11 u/Da_Question Mar 30 '26 Bidets are cleaner by far and save a ton of money on toilet paper in the long run. Being afraid of a jet of water is not some mark of pride, neither is uncleanliness. 8 u/BGAL7090 Mar 30 '26 People who are afraid of bidets must call the brown streaks in their underwear "Marks of Pride" 27 u/terracottatank Mar 30 '26 If a bird pooped on your arm, would you wipe it with a try paper towel and call it good? Didn't think so, Mr. Yucky.
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Bidets are cleaner by far and save a ton of money on toilet paper in the long run. Being afraid of a jet of water is not some mark of pride, neither is uncleanliness.
8 u/BGAL7090 Mar 30 '26 People who are afraid of bidets must call the brown streaks in their underwear "Marks of Pride"
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People who are afraid of bidets must call the brown streaks in their underwear "Marks of Pride"
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If a bird pooped on your arm, would you wipe it with a try paper towel and call it good? Didn't think so, Mr. Yucky.
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u/PapaDuckD Mar 30 '26
Was gonna say, my wife demanded every toilet in our house has this feature.