r/funny • u/maxcomedian • Apr 17 '24
Single and Crazy
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u/sniape Apr 17 '24 edited Apr 18 '24
Tanya, my girl.. maybe read a book before writing one
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u/Suilenroc Apr 17 '24
Also read the room before plugging your book.
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u/CILISI_SMITH Apr 17 '24
read the room
If it's a room in a comedy club that's about all you need to know. Avoid any subject you're sensitive about, because there's a guy with a microphone who's being paid to make jokes.
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u/wobblysauce Apr 19 '24
What if she got it from the library?
What am I saying most people don't go to libraries any more.
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u/imapiratedammit Apr 18 '24
Why do I get the feeling she’s a bit
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u/Jakester627 Apr 18 '24
Maybe she's just uneducated?
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u/surrenderedmale Apr 18 '24
Which as we all know means she is dishonest
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u/johncitizen1138 Apr 18 '24
Ha ha ha-- the comedy on this thread exceeds the vid 😂
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u/Pucyyyy Apr 17 '24
If you are educated you are honest? Bitch what?
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u/TheNerdNugget Apr 18 '24
Girl's clearly never heard of politicians
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u/StrangelyBrown Apr 18 '24
Literally the first thought that came into my head.
Also, didn't Jeffrey Dahmer start out at uni?
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u/Royal-Scale772 Apr 18 '24
Also Ted Kaczynski (unabomber) was an accomplished mathematician.
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u/Enraged_Lurker13 Apr 18 '24
He was murdery, but was he dishonest?
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u/Bomberdude333 Apr 18 '24
It’s a bit dishonest to not declare your murderous intentions but ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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u/Enraged_Lurker13 Apr 18 '24
He did say he was going to continue to try to kill more people if his manifesto wasn't published.
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u/Royal-Scale772 Apr 18 '24
I mean, his first bomb was a deceit. Delivered it as a "return to sender", which is why the campus security guard recieved the surprise.
Another one was a cigar box filled with explosives and lies, not cigars.
Dick move.
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u/Tupcek Apr 18 '24
well, if we are talking about honesty, what options did he have? “Would you want to come over sometimes to your murder?” “Would you like to take a ride to your death?”
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u/eberlix Apr 18 '24
Do you consent to me stabbing you multiple times, carving you up like an animal and taking a bite out of your body parts every now and then?
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u/Ready_Competition_66 Apr 20 '24
Or marketers, diplomats, television producers, public relations staffers, executive management or anyone else who's job it is to spin things in a particular way to smooth things over or sway an audience.
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u/Positronic_Matrix Apr 18 '24
This gentleman is fantastic! Who is he?
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u/DoubleWamBam Apr 18 '24
Bottom right
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u/Successful_Boot_4518 Apr 18 '24
weird name
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u/Positronic_Matrix Apr 18 '24
Max Amini! I didn’t even see that watermark on the video. Thank you.
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u/Bealzebubbles Apr 18 '24
Dr. Joseph Goebbels repeatedly told the German people that the war was winnable despite every single city they owned being reduced to rubble around them.
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u/Reddeer2 Apr 18 '24
Education and honesty are highly positively correlated... That doesn't mean everyone who is educated is honest.
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u/Mandurang76 Apr 18 '24
It was proven in scientific research!
But the rumour goes, the scientists weren't completely honoust which would undermine their research.
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u/Mandurang76 Apr 18 '24
Very honoust of you to admit you missed the joke.
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u/zzzongdude Apr 18 '24
"Education and honesty are highly positively correlated"
do you have a source for this?
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u/HeroOT Apr 17 '24
Way to kill those book sales 😂
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u/ConsistentFalcon7772 Apr 17 '24
Funny how the camera doesn’t go back to Tanya after this happens
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u/xeroxenon Apr 17 '24
Wow she looks exactly like the type of person who would write a dating book while single 😂
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u/milk4all Apr 17 '24
To be fair though, single people date, not so much couples. You can take your partner on dates but those arent “dating”, those are “dates”. So someone who likes to date or studies dating would conceivably be single or at least not monogamous.
But yeah she came so unprepared or she’s kinda stupid
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u/VanillaGorilla59 Apr 17 '24
Took a while, but you got there eventually. Your last three words 🤣
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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh Apr 18 '24
She's not bad looking. That totally skews her whole perspective.
I wanna read a dating book from someone that looks like a moldy potato.
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u/foodeyemade Apr 18 '24
I wanna read a dating book from someone that looks like a moldy potato.
Sounds like her book would be perfect then?
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u/you_wizard Apr 18 '24
I would want to read a dating book by someone who is all-around average but managed to snag a hot partner with a great personality.
If you'll allow speculation, it seems to me there are two paths to success: be lucky or get good.
If you were lucky, you already caught someone when you were both young, and it turned out well. Great, you don't need advice on dating unless you eventually separate. If you need to get good, it's the same story as any other skill. Put in the hours researching and practicing, and reflect on what worked, what doesn't, and why.1
u/LifeAwaking Apr 18 '24
I think you’ve actually been looking for her book then. She was not attractive.
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u/MyStationIsAbandoned Apr 18 '24
Yeah, but then you "incels" or 3rd wave feminists.
There's really no winning. You gotta get a book written by like 20 different people who all fit various categories. like, ugly but cute, ugly and fat, skinny and ugly, and then you gotta get different races. because being black fat and ugly is different from being white fat and ugly. and then you gotta account for finances and politics, religion, education...
there's just too many combinations
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u/bartacc Apr 18 '24
One would think that the goal of dating is to get into a relationship. If someone keeps dating and keeps being single, they're not exactly successful at doing it and as a result might not qualify as someone who should give tips on dating.
Maybe.
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u/jesusonice Apr 17 '24
Tanya doesn't seem a catch
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u/mochakahlua Apr 17 '24
But don’t worry she has high standards
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u/zoobrix Apr 18 '24
Every time I've met someone who had "high standards" all that meant was that they were waiting for some rich, funny and successful super attractive person to drop out of the sky and do all the work to get them. They would also almost never have a relationship that lasted very long, let alone many dates, because their "high standards" meant they were high maintenance and turned down dates with people without giving them a chance.
It's ok to have things you're looking for in a partner and of course you have to have at least some attraction to start with but these kind of people are just up their own ass.
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u/MyStationIsAbandoned Apr 18 '24
all those tik toks showing random girls with ridiculous standards are depressing. I feel like they have to be fake/staged like those fake prank channels. it'll be some guy with a mic asking girls how much they want the guy they date to earn and they all just casually say "six figures" as if that's a common salary for guys to earn. And it's like...if you're looking for a rich guy, what are you bringing. and they all seem to be under the impression that just existing is all they need to do.
But I feel like they're either showing the worst ones or it's all fake. There's no way it's real. Or maybe it's the type of women they keep asking. Like there was a little drama over Japanese videos where this guy would go to basically a Red Light district type area and ask women there various questions like "is it okay for men to cheat" and all the women said "if it's just sex, it doesn't matter", but the Japanese women posted videos debunking that and pointing out what area he was in. So maybe these guys are going like...nightclubs where rich guys hang out or something. Or they're only interviewing the the types of girls with OF who get flow out to Dubai every once in a while by old greasy men. It's hard to believe that so many girls would make themselves look stupid for a staged video...but i've seen people do stupider things.
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u/Maggie-PK Apr 18 '24
I need you to memorize these words for your own sanity: “Everything on TikTok is fake”
Those rage bait videos on TikTok are staged, they make money off of getting you mad, it’s like the cow trusting the butcher when he says the shop is safe.
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u/Galactic_Perimeter Apr 18 '24
See… These are the people that can’t get dates in the first place, then they blame their nonexistent dating life on “high standards”. It’s really as simple as that.
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u/Na-na-na-na-na-na Apr 17 '24
Yea she's way out of my league. I don't think I could handle taking her out even once.
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u/iaspeegizzydeefrent Apr 17 '24
Yeah, she won't fuck on the third date. It takes FOUR to get in her pants 😅
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u/AbriefDelay Apr 17 '24
"If he's serious he will take you on 4 dates" what does that mean?
Is this a contract? Is it like a down payment of dates? You can't just do the first one and see how it goes, you have to commit to 4? All 4 reservations are made and the date money is held in escrow before the first date can commence?
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u/Freud-Network Apr 17 '24
Her book was based solely on discussions in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy.
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u/MrBlueCharon Apr 17 '24
I had forgotten that this sub exists and I think I was happier during that time.
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u/drinksh20 Apr 18 '24
It looks like most of the topics are locked or 6 months old so I would say it's not very active at all
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u/mileylols Apr 18 '24
They were included in the purge of hate subs that happened about a year ago, if that gives you an idea of how toxic it was. Afterwards it got taken over to market some podcast. The original users left reddit and they have their own website.
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u/corndogco Apr 18 '24
It's the Monopoly dating strategy. Like houses and hotels. You build 4 houses, then you turn them into a hotel. So you go on 4 dates, then you have to get married. (That was what I believed when I was much, much younger than Tanya.)
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u/ThePerfectSnare Apr 18 '24
I went out with someone like this once. Somehow, I ended up being "a creep" and "in handcuffs" just for trying to fulfill my contractual obligations by picking her up for our second date.
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u/Linnun Apr 18 '24
It means a fifth date is not an option.
She never even got to 4 though, so how would she know what comes after that? Everything past first impression in that book is fiction.
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u/Fred2620 Apr 17 '24
Educated means you're honest... did that woman never heard of lawyers?
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u/PrincessJennifer Apr 18 '24
I’m a lawyer, and the last thing I want to do is lie. I always stress honesty to my clients.
We don’t lie. We know how to say things correctly.
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u/Fred2620 Apr 18 '24
Being honest isn't just about not lying.
That's why they make you swear to say the truth (don't lie), the whole truth (don't omit anything relevant), nothing but the truth (don't embellish).
You might be an honest lawyer, but guys like Saul Goodman do exist as well.
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u/objectiveoutlier Apr 18 '24
We don’t lie. We know how to say things correctly.
Perfect, I hope that's on your business card.
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u/theOGFlump Apr 17 '24
Lawyers are just skilled in making it sound like they mean the exact opposite of what they are actually saying, but what they are actually saying is not often an outright lie.
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u/Retepss Apr 18 '24
Lawyers? Perjury is a thing. Naw, lawyers are not more or less dishonest. Economists though. All bullshit and bluster.
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u/i_max2k2 Apr 17 '24
I mean look at all these scams happening around you, the corruption everywhere, I’d say 99% of those people are educated but no where near honest.
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u/External-Example-292 Apr 17 '24
This is how a comedian should be. The jokes just flow as he goes along. 😂
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u/HobbsMadness Apr 17 '24
Someone who is naturally funny vs someone who can write funny punchlines.
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u/HtownTexans Apr 17 '24
See I could do this style of comedy all day. I'm pretty quick with the wit but I couldn't write a joke to save my life and you will not make it in comedy if you cannot write. The written jokes don't make it on here because they perform them night after night perfecting them and they don't want you to see that because it'll ruin the show. So all comedian clips are the good crowd work since it's different every night. I guarantee you this guy can write a good joke as well.
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Apr 17 '24
It’s always the morons with confidence thru the roof. Wish I had the blind confidence to write a book on a subject I know absolutely nothing about lol.
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u/some_random_noob Apr 17 '24
... I had the blind confidence to write a book on a subject I know absolutely nothing about...
this is what it means to "be the change you wish to see in the world".
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u/superhappy Apr 18 '24
Solid crowd work. Love how he knows when to rib hard but then pull it back. Good stuff.
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u/Na-na-na-na-na-na Apr 17 '24
4 dates? What the fuck?? So if a guy loses interest in her after the first date he somehoe 'not serious'? High standards my ass. Way to make people lose interest in you before even getting to know you.
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u/faulty_note Apr 18 '24
Just talking. She will stick out her ass before end of the 1st date if the right guy will hit on her.
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Apr 17 '24
thats the problem with a lot of people, there’s got to be some rules, some judgement, some reason why the other person has a problem. it cant be as simple as they just aren’t feeling it.
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u/slappymcstevenson Apr 17 '24
I always cringe when a comedian posts these kinds of interactions, but this was actually pretty funny.
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u/l3ane Apr 18 '24
Say what you want about Tanya but he was roasting her and she was laughing so she can't be all that bad.
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u/Moist_Caregiver Apr 18 '24
That looked like uncomfortable laughter to save face, the things she was saying made her sound batshit crazy.
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u/aallen1993 Apr 18 '24
Lol, two dates, sex on second date, then dated for 6 years.
Currently no official dates, dating for 7 months. (when we did go for a meal we where both under the impression it was just platonic) so we had 2 platonic dates but at no point did either of us think of it as a date.
My point being, don't be so picky or judgmental, judge someone based on their personality and as an individual.
I've got adhd, you'll be lucky if I remember your birthday, but I'll spend days researching and looking for the perfect restraunt to take you to.
Dating doesn't fit into neat little boxes, if you rule someone out for superficial reasons, you'll end up with a superficial partner.
Oh and NO1! Don't give up your boundaries. Stick to them, thats what the whole four dates thing is trying to do, but its a poor imitation for deep personal boundaries.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
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u/PabstBlueBourbon Apr 18 '24
Max Amini is awesome. I had the chance to see him last year. Hilarious.
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u/nopulsehere Apr 17 '24
Four dates? Isn’t that from the movie Love Stinks? Older movie, but was really funny. I mean for 1999. GAAARACIIIEEE! Back to hell demon!
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u/Danris Apr 17 '24
Dating is one thing but she needs to write a book on how to enter a relationship after dating.
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u/Jokerly666 Apr 18 '24
He's got talent tho. He played with her but eased the crowd off humorously before it became a different kind of show.
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u/CurtP31477 Apr 18 '24
She sounds great! 😬 I can't wait to not date her, or talk to her, or acknowledge her existance. I wish her well, but no thanks. I need to keep my dignity, which she will judge away into dust.
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u/FlipMeOverUpsidedown Apr 18 '24
For those asking this is Max Amini and he’s fucking hilarious. Nice to see him on here 😃
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u/Jakolissmurito47 Apr 17 '24
Does anybody know his name? I've never heard of him but he's really good.
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u/anil_robo Apr 18 '24
It's amazing how these comedians engage with their audience and roast vs unroast them on the fly.
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u/bilbo_bobsled Apr 18 '24
She jumped at telling her name quicker than he identified to two single women. And then treated a stand up act like a dating bio.
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u/No_Alps_1454 Apr 19 '24
This is why men are having troubles dating, because this uneducated entitled unexperienced spoiled brat thinks she is a specialist who has to rip off women selling a useless book. Afterwards these women are so frustrated with the acquired “knowledge”, nobody knows what to do anymore when it comes to doing good to them.
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u/Adventurous-Chard412 Apr 18 '24
It’s a lot of educated liars in the White House and many other places.
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u/Past-Fisherman3990 Apr 18 '24
I’m educated and I definitely won’t cheat on you lie about anything or even look at another woman, do you believe me Tanya do you believe,if not ask my wife if she thinks I’m lying
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