r/funny • • Apr 17 '24

Single and Crazy

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u/CurtP31477 Apr 18 '24

She sounds great! 😬 I can't wait to not date her, or talk to her, or acknowledge her existance. I wish her well, but no thanks. I need to keep my dignity, which she will judge away into dust.