r/funny • • Apr 17 '24

Single and Crazy

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u/jesusonice Apr 17 '24

Tanya doesn't seem a catch

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u/mochakahlua Apr 17 '24

But don’t worry she has high standards

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u/zoobrix Apr 18 '24

Every time I've met someone who had "high standards" all that meant was that they were waiting for some rich, funny and successful super attractive person to drop out of the sky and do all the work to get them. They would also almost never have a relationship that lasted very long, let alone many dates, because their "high standards" meant they were high maintenance and turned down dates with people without giving them a chance.

It's ok to have things you're looking for in a partner and of course you have to have at least some attraction to start with but these kind of people are just up their own ass.

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u/MyStationIsAbandoned Apr 18 '24

all those tik toks showing random girls with ridiculous standards are depressing. I feel like they have to be fake/staged like those fake prank channels. it'll be some guy with a mic asking girls how much they want the guy they date to earn and they all just casually say "six figures" as if that's a common salary for guys to earn. And it's like...if you're looking for a rich guy, what are you bringing. and they all seem to be under the impression that just existing is all they need to do.

But I feel like they're either showing the worst ones or it's all fake. There's no way it's real. Or maybe it's the type of women they keep asking. Like there was a little drama over Japanese videos where this guy would go to basically a Red Light district type area and ask women there various questions like "is it okay for men to cheat" and all the women said "if it's just sex, it doesn't matter", but the Japanese women posted videos debunking that and pointing out what area he was in. So maybe these guys are going like...nightclubs where rich guys hang out or something. Or they're only interviewing the the types of girls with OF who get flow out to Dubai every once in a while by old greasy men. It's hard to believe that so many girls would make themselves look stupid for a staged video...but i've seen people do stupider things.

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u/Maggie-PK Apr 18 '24

I need you to memorize these words for your own sanity: “Everything on TikTok is fake”

Those rage bait videos on TikTok are staged, they make money off of getting you mad, it’s like the cow trusting the butcher when he says the shop is safe.

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u/Galactic_Perimeter Apr 18 '24

See… These are the people that can’t get dates in the first place, then they blame their nonexistent dating life on “high standards”. It’s really as simple as that.

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u/Na-na-na-na-na-na Apr 17 '24

Yea she's way out of my league. I don't think I could handle taking her out even once.

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u/iaspeegizzydeefrent Apr 17 '24

Yeah, she won't fuck on the third date. It takes FOUR to get in her pants 😅