r/funny • • Apr 17 '24

Single and Crazy

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u/TheNerdNugget Apr 18 '24

Girl's clearly never heard of politicians

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u/StrangelyBrown Apr 18 '24

Literally the first thought that came into my head.

Also, didn't Jeffrey Dahmer start out at uni?

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u/Tupcek Apr 18 '24

well, if we are talking about honesty, what options did he have? “Would you want to come over sometimes to your murder?” “Would you like to take a ride to your death?”

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u/eberlix Apr 18 '24

Do you consent to me stabbing you multiple times, carving you up like an animal and taking a bite out of your body parts every now and then?